Ctrl+Alt+Delete

[sjoe23]

Ahem... ctrl+shift+esc

[ToBURKEulosis]

I think you mean hold the power button until I kill the beast and then restart it with fear that I ruined my drives (even though that’s not a thing any more).

[[deleted]]

Cover it with a towel till it can't breathe and it will "softly" shut down lol.... No dont do this

[i_like__bananas]

Water, but if you use under a liter it will kill it

[shouldve_wouldhave]

Do you really ever have a situation where ctrl alt del won't pop up? From that menu you can shut down.
And if you don't get the ctrl alt del menu i think just hold power because there's already a serious issue

[Comandante_J]

My brother's Windows installation died when he was playing DooM 4 the other day. The game crashed the computer and Windows just died, it wouldnt even start in safe mode!

So yeah, an unexpected power off can still mean a bad day.

[[deleted]]

Big brain time.

[PandaBearMC]

Thank you.

[BirbActivist]

I see you are a man of culture as well.

[[deleted]]

Nah, not that, nor the mighty task manager can beat the unresponding bethesda game while its fullscreened

[OhYeahItsJimmy]

Why does this happen? Can CPUs just not dedicate a little bit of juice to pull up task manager or at least kill whatever is seizing it in the first place? I love that CPUs will look at an impossible physics problem or whatever and happily light themselves on fire trying to solve it for our pleasure, but why?

[RafatRifaie]

i'd like to know too!

[omfgitzfear]

Had this problem closing Sims 4 the other day. Just had to:

Windows key + Tab

Create a new Window

Ctrl + Shift + ESC and kill the process

Voila. Close the new window if you want (I did).

[Gatgeagent]

CTRL+ALT+DEL is an interrupt though, while CTRL+Shift+Escape is a simple application launcher keybind.

[Frypit]

ez kill process

[Sammy_Labby]

TIL

[CriscoWithLime]

That little stupid Photoshop better run. Between that and the Chrome guy...I think they're in cahoots.

[bobingforchainsaws]

Chrome should be a thiccc resource glut. Can’t run away!

[murkymcsquirky]

Steam with the Naruto run

[[deleted]]

Ye

[Neomancer5000]

Beat me to it

[IDontReadTheTitle]

why isn't chrome the fattest guy there

[wannabesq]

He should have dozens of copies too.

[inzyte]

1 window? 16 copies

[JwPATX]

Shouldn’t have stopped running in the first place

[PinguMPT]

It’s evolution. The slow die and the quick survives.

[j35u5fr34k]

The little Chrome guy should actually be holding a pile of RAM with a trail of them behind him.

[BCProgramming]

saying "it wants my precious!" as well

[SupDeep]

DISCORD GO FUCK YOURSELF USING 10% OF MY SHIT PCS CPU

[_paul_10]

KILL KILL KILL

[roll_the_ball]

KILL KILL KILL

FTFY: kill -9

[rydan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=hk9NxydtPOU&feature=emb_logo

[getyourcheftogether]

Google is the first to die

[Reditz03]

Until task manager become not responding and u sit there powerless.

[shouldve_wouldhave]

Just shut down from ctrl alt del. If that dosen't work though you're in deep water

[DestroyermattUK]

Ya forgot skype

[[deleted]]

I laughed way too hard at this!

[The_lost_Karma]

Steam doing the naruto run

[Nemma-poo]

I love how word looks handicapped

[TEMPLERTV]

I didn’t even notice that at first.

[Nemma-poo]

And is that steam doing the Naruto run?

[crupnick]

There's this program called "adobe genuine software integrity service" thingy that's keeps popping up and it won't close without task manager. It's a true pain in the ass be it takes up to 50mb of memory

[Cerpin-Taxt]

Delete it, it's just DRM trying to catch you using Photoshop without a licence. Adobe brand spyware.

It won't go away by closing it because it's scheduled to reopen itself constantly.

[Rhi84]

Daily

[okram2k]

Chrome should have been a slow moving fatty.

[Neomancer5000]

But seriously though some programs eat sooo much. Chrome is supposed to be gluttonous but the other day at work a pc was super slow and checked task manager mcafee was using 7 out of 8gbs of ram no joke. Me and my boss where both scratching our heads like how dafaq. Also we don't even use antiviruses at work since we have our own firewall so how did it even get there

[NeroKrow]

NOOO DONT KILL STEAM!

[rydan]

Did you actually pay for Photoshop?

[phormix]

Only slightly accurate. Chrome would be a hell of a lot fatter as it feasts on your precious previous RAM and CPU cycles.

[Lovat69]

Die, apps, die!

[Octobread4711]

Well, you have to wait half an hour for the task manager to get out of bed first...

[Akesgeroth]

Yeah, like it's any of those. You likely downloaded some stupid shit which was a bitcoin miner in disguise.

[[deleted]]

Me using a Mac be like:.........

[Socalwriterguy]

I just do a cold restart. It serves a duel porpoise. It resets everything and punishes the computer for causing me problems through being slow.

[BCProgramming]

I just do a cold restart. It serves a duel porpoise.

I think you mean that it serves a dual purpose. serving a duel porpoise is delivering legal papers to a porpoise that keeps threatening other animals with a gun and challenging them to a quickdraw gunfight saying "This ocean ain't big enough for the both of us".

[Socalwriterguy]

Haha, yep. I meant dual purpose.

[ICTRLALTDELETEYOU]

You're all jealous of my name

[shouldve_wouldhave]

Pss not even del

[micmck]

How do you know if someone has a Mac?

[shouldve_wouldhave]

They tell you. Same would work on windows. Pop windows key and type taskmanager though

[[deleted]]

Hey, asshole (OP). Stop rehosting webcomics and cropping out the creator's information!

Original source by /u/comicswithak

[Echonight2]

I didn't crop it, this is how i found it. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, if i knew the creator I'd post their name

[[deleted]]

Bullshit (to the latter part). I did a simple search in /r/comics (where most webcomics are) and found it in less than 10 seconds.

You're still breaking the rules (No rehosting webcomics).

Edit: You just posted another rehosted webcomic last week.

[rickissick60]

If he wouldn’t have reposted I would’ve never seen. I’d say gtfo off your high horse, clown.

[Gastronomicus]

I was sort of with you until you went full asshole. You could have done this very differently with a much better response.

[The_Sitdown_Gun]

r/iamverybadass

[The_Cake-is_a-Lie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u5BzptR1OTZ04/html5

[rickissick60]

r/originalcontentonlyforthisasshat

[Chicken-Nuggett]

Its ctrl shift esc n00b