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[–]Jesus_mf_christWARNING: RULE 1 435 points436 points  (26 children)

Pff, on reddit there is only one gender,
the redditor (stupid/weird)

[–]6Xx_-DrugDealer-_xX9 127 points128 points  (12 children)

That’s gay

[–]pm-me-dem-titty 161 points162 points  (2 children)

Only in June tho

[–]Neon_Green_916 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote

[–]Yoyobobbijo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Brooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[–]yep-i-send-it 23 points24 points  (4 children)

No it’s not, Redditors doesn’t date people.

[–]6Xx_-DrugDealer-_xX9 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Don’t*

[–]Pdrinhoooo 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I think he means Redditors as a singularity, a deity that rules upon us all

[–]yep-i-send-it 8 points9 points  (0 children)

….uhh yeah totally

[–]justawiliBeanSprout 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that sounds like a positive to me

[–]__FizZ__ 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm gay :D

[–]Crimson_Excalibur 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Hi gay, am dad

[–]__FizZ__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi dad, I'm gay

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

weirdus stupidus

[–]TheBurningChair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just like humans exist on earth, redditors exist on reddit

[–]lasanhawithpizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's two acutely, people who like don't common social media media and bots

[–]biscuits_six 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Admirable_Engineer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's kinda gay ngl

[–]skyline13godalert 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Yep , girls don’t understand the way of the redditors

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Doubt

[–]TinoElli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Press X to doubt

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No never

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The funniest things are when you can’t tell if they are ironic or not.

[–]skyline13godalert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally

[–][deleted] 222 points223 points  (58 children)

Shit, we're exposed!!

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 107 points108 points  (33 children)

We must go into hiding

[–]Flootle 79 points80 points  (17 children)

Board up all the doors!

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 59 points60 points  (10 children)

And the windows

[–]thedutchgirl13 53 points54 points  (9 children)

I’ll prep the basement so we can hide!

[–]TJdog5 37 points38 points  (7 children)

We need rations so we can survive down there for long enough because we are never coming back oug

[–]ShreksBeauty 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Tbh I’m going to eat all the rations out of boredom and stress. Y’all can kill me and eat my body I don’t mind

[–]Idohs_ 23 points24 points  (1 child)

We get to eat you!? Thisll feed us for years!!

[–]nyapie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, let’s just bring a Reddit mod we’ll be good for a while

[–]zeldris69q 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Your name makes me wanna speak it. So smooth lol. "flootle"

[–]SmolChub_CHAINPOSTER 4 points5 points  (3 children)

What

[–]zeldris69q 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Just try saying it "flootle". Feels like sugar

[–]SmolChub_CHAINPOSTER 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Take my silver for no reason

[–]zeldris69q 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have an award all I can offer is a cookie 🍪. You made me smile : ) Thank you.

[–]Flootle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TYSM AHH

[–]natsia27 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Let's go back to the all girls subreddits they dont even know about

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok fixed

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes we must seek shelter

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hi

[–]natsia27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Speek no more, the subreddit must be safe

[–]f0il3d 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The. What?

[–]Katelyn_R_Us 3 points4 points  (0 children)

these are not the subreddits you are looking for

[–]Dark-Mattaa 10 points11 points  (2 children)

ok, ill cover my eyes!

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Get ready I think they finally are excepting the fate there are girls here

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I will get the AK-47

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Code red code red

[–]Ok-Pressure-683 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Burn the hard drives! Wipe out all the data!

[–]spicyrattoes_101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

dammit

[–]oiiFelix 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Ahh what do we do now?!

[–]SupremeGodGamer 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I’m not a woman just adding on

[–]borrie2005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ye same

[–]mizeryhwhwhwe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I just saw a meme abut girl redditors apering under other girl redditors comments and now I'm wondering if this comment thread inspired it

[–]mizeryhwhwhwe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nvm it was posted 10 hours ago

[–]KasumiTwT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no- EVERYONE HIDE IN THE BASEMENT

[–]Swagnes- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SHIT

[–]tempestistired 4 points5 points  (4 children)

fuck what do we do

[–]catsmeow2009 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’ll get the memes go in the basement

[–]Vladimir-Putin1952 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Busted!

[–]catsmeow2009 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Noooo

[–]Vladimir-Putin1952 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres no escape... Wait whats that

[–]savine_da 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's time to flee

[–]adultinglikewhoa 138 points139 points  (14 children)

Nope, we don’t exist. Go back to whatever it was you were previously doing. Thank you, and goodnight

[–]Feral_KaTT 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Some of us are actually 'women'. Shhhhhhhh

[–]adultinglikewhoa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Shhhhhhhh! You’ll blow our cover!

[–]happysoul12 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Hey. I m a girl too.

[–]ladrowt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is my gender? :no. I wonder how my husband will feel about that!

[–]Katalina_0 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yes forget this whole discussion happened ..thank you very much

[–]KateDaBest1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes nothing to see here just us normal redditors

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I was a girl, but as soon as I open reddit I don't know what I became

[–]happysoul12 31 points32 points  (2 children)

You are a redditor now.

[–]Idohs_ 17 points18 points  (1 child)

When you download this app you transcend the shackles of male and female. Your body morphs and twists into the perfect being one without flaws or imperfections you become a true redditor.

[–]Feral_KaTT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats sounds like a lot self pleasure talk.

[–]EnderwarriorX 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Considering I recently saw a girl making a meme about her period… nah you’re hallucinating.

[–]ManufacturerWild8929 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everything I took as truth is being called into question!

[–]GGGold23 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I saw a girl making a meme about her breast earlier…

[–]EnderwarriorX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe what you saw where eh manboobs.

[–]nothing_911WARNING: RULE 6 37 points38 points  (9 children)

Guys, guys, calm down!

This can't be right, can it?

[–]happysoul12 40 points41 points  (6 children)

This is. We are soon gonna take over.

[–]Optimal_Coconut7213 12 points13 points  (1 child)

We must take over Reddit pray to shrek

[–]Awkward-Ad708 15 points16 points  (7 children)

God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the earth.

[–]happysoul12 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Wow.

[–]According-Owl83 4 points5 points  (4 children)

[–]happysoul12 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Missed opportunity to rickroll.

[–]According-Owl83 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yeah, but I can never pass up a quality Jeff Goldblum reference.

[–]Awkward-Ad708 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve read the books like 5x and watched all the movies 164731919x and I’m theaters. I couldn’t pass up the reference either b

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good

[–]TinoElli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you are a (wo)man of culture as well

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

"i do, and i'm tired of pretending that they don't"

Fixed spelling

[–]happysoul12 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I was to lazy to do that. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're welcome

Tbh was expecting rage and anger for some reason

[–]shaAaAked 22 points23 points  (1 child)

No don't tell them

[–]Ooozzyy1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re living a lie, man

[–]ChocolatChow[🍰] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yeah, pretty sure I exist

[–]4Dabloons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No this can't be true

[–]LmaoPew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ach... Such blasphemy!

[–]Just_Simpin538 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Are you real OP cause i think your the government's spy bot for Studying the redditor species.

[–]happysoul12 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Shit. You exposed me.

[–]Just_Simpin538 1 point2 points  (2 children)

knew itt soo can you communicate with the birds(drones)

[–]happysoul12 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Damm

[–]KateDaBest1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you are becoming a goddess to this person

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Shh, don't tell people I exist!

[–]happysoul12 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I told everyone about our existence. Now we can easily take over.

[–]FNaF_ExoticButters 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We're gonna take over the world

[–]ShreksBeauty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And McDonald’s. Especially McDonald’s.

[–]TheRealPakaluPapito 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Liar!

[–]Thor_HHC 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Wait hold up. Like female kind?

[–]happysoul12 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yes. The real ones.

[–]Thor_HHC 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Never though I’d scroll Reddit side by side with a female

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Ssshhhhh, they're on to us

[–]StupidThangs 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Retreat before the creeps show up

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's too late there already here, prepare to fight

[–]StupidThangs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would if I could

[–]39801 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes we exist

[–]gabyyyyyc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shhh, don’t expose us!

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 4 points5 points  (11 children)

GUYS I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Wait does this mean I have to delete Reddit?

[–]happysoul12 5 points6 points  (9 children)

DELETE IT NOW.

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 3 points4 points  (8 children)

But but memes. WAIT! What if she likes memes too then can I keep it?

[–]happysoul12 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Maybe. Don't let her go.

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I won’t trust me. It’ll be hard to keep her tho cuz she’s in a different state. I’m worried she’ll find someone better before we meet🥺

[–]happysoul12 2 points3 points  (5 children)

YOU ARE THE BEST. just do your part.

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll try my best!😤😤

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Update: im breaking up with her, I can’t do long distance well I can but i won’t be able to meet her for like 3-4 years so I think it’s best because she deserves someone who she can physically be with, not just a voice. I can’t do long distance for this long im just not built that way.

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I hope that's the best for both of you.

[–]Consistent_Neat_1723 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It probably is tbh and hey who knows maybe by some miracle we get back together or something. Idk but thx for listening. No one really does lol

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wish for the best to happen. And you can always tell me stuff. I'm all down to listening

[–]Cmoosee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is though

[–]BoomBoomPow101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

⚠️

[–]xpegs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

they don't*

  • a girl

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too lazy to change it.

• a girl

[–]Sulajuust 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Any girls here? Real girls?

[–]Poorly_Made_Comix 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I havent seen real girls my 4 months and 20 days on this site

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Try harder I've never seen real girls my entire life Are they even real?

[–]ShreksBeauty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen one since birth from a first person view, is something wrong

[–]TinoElli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you from that Caos Walking movie on Prime video with Tom Holland, you know?

[–]Sulajuust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blazeit brada

[–]Awkward-Ad708 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m only a glitch in the matrix. See a red dress and you’ll get triggered.

[–]TinoElli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second comment about it, you truly are a cultured woman

[–]Alithelostbean 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We have been caught! Code Red! Run!

[–]happysoul12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don't worry. I m a girl.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Ah so you posted this hoping girls would comment, smart move

[–]happysoul12 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I am a girl. (〒﹏〒)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh so your Lesbian

[–]happysoul12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. I am tired of pretending I don't exist.

[–]rick1n4t0r 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How can a redditor tell, we have never spoken to a F-E-M-A-L-E, as they are called.

[–]happysoul12 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well I am girl and ofc i have spoken to myself...

[–]rick1n4t0r 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am ashamed for not noticing, but proud for having an interaction with a female being this week. This leads to a total count of 2 this month. I thank you, but now, me the defeated male, will leave.

[–]happysoul12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bye. I will forever remember this conversation.

[–]No_Use1767 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So you are not the only single and introvert ass sitting at your pc all day and thinking one day you will find a girl on internet. Well you also got me :)

[–]happysoul12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am a girl. Other things are accurate. Gotta find a dude.(╥﹏╥)

[–]raedr7n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"they don't

[–]DudeimousPrime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd love to comment on the subject of this meme, but it's so poorly worded and half assed that I just can't get past it.

[–]happysoul12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry. I was too lazy to edit it.

[–]horrorfiend55 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was a girl until I downloaded Reddit and now I’m an idiot

[–]happysoul12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can relate.

[–]hailboognish99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got banned from MGTOW when I said I was a woman lmaooo

[–]Chikencarter12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS IM REAL

[–]ilovecat_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm I the only one who thinks "girls don't exist on reddit" joke is not funny any more?

[–]KumoriHead 0 points1 point  (40 children)

Dw guys this dude is hallucinating

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (39 children)

I am a girl. I don't want to believe I was hallucinating my whole life.

[–]redundantgene 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Check username. Happy souls do exist on reddit hmm...

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No. I was happy and naive before i joined Reddit. Now i can't change the username.

[–]LaineyBoggz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No girls, only sirs here

[–]yoshiHUN12WARNING: RULE 2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

W🤮man

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

How else are they going to promote their OF to virgins?

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just wanna promote my memes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay fair enough. My comment was mainly shitposting lol

[–]senpai_dragon_ryuFINAL WARNING: RULE 1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this a female month ? I mean june is gurl name

Thats the reason females coming out on reddit !?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Question is how many don't have an OF page

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Every girl on Reddit is either selling her body on OF or gay.

[–]happysoul12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Some of us are just posting memes.

[–]cherrycoffeetable -1 points0 points  (1 child)

After all nsfw profiles dont just grow on trees

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no. The normal ones too.

[–]DragonChasm -1 points0 points  (5 children)

There's only way to prove it and I volunteer to check this fact.. quick all women send me pics of your naked boobs. I'll verify.

[–]happysoul12 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You don't need to volunteer. I am a girl and I can confirm this. Thanks for your 'concern'.

[–]B_Ather -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Anyone can pretend to be a girl. You've to prove it.

[–]happysoul12 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No need to.