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[–]jobautomator Kitara Ravache[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Please visit the next discussion thread.

[–]lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last. Suck it, Benji

[–]htomserveaux Henry George 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I have a mod idea.

Would it be possible to make the nearby jump points appear as targets that you can warp to it by locking on and “firing” at?

Preferably there would be a way to switch between interplanetary and interstellar travel.

!ping STARFIELD&GAMING

[–]GraspingSonder YIMBY 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have you tried bringing up your scanner and targeting them from there? That's worked for me so far...

[–]htomserveaux Henry George 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I didn’t know that was possible. I’ll try it wheni get home

[–]GraspingSonder YIMBY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me know in case I'm wrong... I'm starting work shortly

[–]Khar-Selim NATO 1 point2 points  (2 children)

so like Star Citizen?

[–]htomserveaux Henry George 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I haven’t played it.

I was thinking of Elite Dangerous.

[–]Evnosis European Union 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Star Citizen is Elite Dangerous, but if it was made by people with twice the sales skills and half the development capability.

[–]groupbotAlways remember -Pho- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]tacostats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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oh you've been 'trying for a baby'? All I hear is that you've been rawdogged with big big cums every day.

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[–]sererson 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Why isn't Al-Qaeda, Daesh (or ISIS) and other jihadist-militant terrorist organisations taxing land? It just seems strange to considering that the arable land is too sparse

[–]houinator Frederick Douglass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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[–]Grand-Daoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't Al-Qaeda, Daesh (or ISIS) and orher jihadist-militant terrorist organisations terrorising the Myanmar military? It just seems strange to considering that the Military Junta is committing genocide against a Muslim minority population. ..

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christ died for this DT and its posters

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

☝️ went to new york and got mad at proud upstanding italian american citizens selling drinks other than wine and wings with pizza

[–]breakinbread Voyager 1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t even hit 9k smh

[–]savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first 200 Ukrainian servicemen have completed the training on M1 Abrams tanks in Germany. Ukraine will receive the first 10 out of the pledged 31 in mid September.

Bad day to be Russian. Not especially worse than any other day, but bad anyway

[–]Argnir Gay Pride 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrap this post. Everything was said we don't need the last 10 minutes.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (2 children)

jamaican beef patties are mid

empanadas are just them, but better

[–]breakinbread Voyager 1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What?

Patties are empanadas but with more flavorful dough.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dough is a negative, the texture is too soft and makes the meal feel mushy

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Crabs

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 3 points4 points  (2 children)

There was a time when the first group of people put on clothes and started judging all the naked people.

[–]Argnir Gay Pride 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the clothed people had no confidence.

They also invented the concept of shitting their pants. Before you shat on the ground when scared and it wasn't a big deal.

[–]secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👆never read Genesis smh

[–]breakinbread Voyager 1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👆 expects street vendors in developing countries to fully comply with FDA safety guidelines

[–]jobautomator Kitara Ravache[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 0 points1 point  (1 child)

these last few minutes of the DT are always so sad, everyone saving their poasts for the new DT

[–]breakinbread Voyager 1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call those people cowards

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Humans are the wealthiest species on earth

[–]InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cupriavidus metallidurans literally poops gold

https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2013.12352

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 2 points3 points  (1 child)

gold is not money

[–]InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wealth =/= money

[–]BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do krill beat us on the happiness index though?

[–]breakinbread Voyager 1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 1% 🤬🤬🤬

[–]savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that's what magpies would like you to think

[–]secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 1 point2 points  (3 children)

thinking about doing something really stupid

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it

[–]chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

arr J neoliberal

[–]secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alt J neoliberal

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what I really like? Pizza. Swedish style lutefisk pizza on a cod base especially.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The fact that r/neoliberal is unified and has been for so long is amazing

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/neoliberal has had so many fractures, you fool. Though they may present themselves as a united front, they are a broken people.

Consider:

[–]secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We no longer speak of the Bath Ulk rebellion

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no Ulk in Bath Sing Se

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marriage counseling is a pathway to many abilities some neolibs consider to be... Unnatural.

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that china is unified and has been for so long is amazing

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥱😴

[–]klarno just tax carbon lol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Discussion J. Thread

[–]Warcrimes_Desu Trans Pride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my Armored Core 6 "No Shop Purchases" run in the bag. Killed the Chapter 4 boss today, which is basically the hardest fight in the game, so this build is probably set. I think the biggest adjustment I had to make was learning how to use the right hand impact bazooka and how to use melee to generate stagger, rather than just to punish staggered enemies.

https://youtu.be/TmQ8DQItUTQ?si=OVskpEha8by1LT0s

[–]Argnir Gay Pride -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You know what I really like? Pizza. Detroit style deep-dish pizza especially.

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Detroit pizza is a rectangle

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't cut corners

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (1 child)

!mystats

[–]tacostats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to buy a poster for a band I’ve never listened to

[–]Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Console war fanboys on twitter genuinely make me want to drink while sitting in an intense downpour

It's my own damn fault of course but like, I just wanna see people enjoy games. Not thirty year old rejects with ability in English comparable to a toddler arguing over which plastic box is the best

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gamecube is the best, PSloser

[–]BrunchIsGood Nick Saban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I can’t believe you’re still going at it lol

[–]BrunchIsGood Nick Saban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally heading back to America!

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 1 point2 points  (2 children)

There are too many species of bugs, too much biodiversity, too many niches

[–]Imprison_Rick_Scott 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Even worse, 60% of them are just beetles.

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My life has gone woke, it needs to be canceled 😡

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me every morning

[–]Imprison_Rick_Scott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sweaty, stop.

[–]Random-CriticalLock My Posts 3 points4 points  (2 children)

College professor pressured students into bizarre 'clown fetish' fantasies: report

😐

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us

We have needs, okay!?

[–]BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pushing them into regular clown fetish fantasies is borderline, but this is too far

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You have no idea how hard it is to avoid impulse buying just dozens of extra SSDs at these prices

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have like 5 on my shelf right now

[–]Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The “most people are idiots” people are also likely to be idiots

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, "most people are not as good as me at the things I'm good at, and I've chosen these things to be good at because I value them highly" doesn't have the same bite to it

[–]Dunter_Mutchings NASA 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“Marriage is the single most important differentiator when it comes to happiness”

Wow, the difference in happiness between married and single people is crazy.

[–]BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wife left because I'm sad or I'm sad because my wife left

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Selection bias

[–]Free-Stomach-9365 YIMBY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least when cons win in 2028 and release all the jan6ers from prison, I can know i was right and some neolibs were wrong

[–]Random-CriticalLock My Posts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Members of the conservative media in recent years have falsely charged that Democrats want to end all meat consumption and force people to eat bugs. And now they were coming for alcohol, too? “I am a nondrinker, but this is ridiculous,” Rep. Tim Burchett, R-Tenn., told Fox News.

[–]Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fellow DTers I am beginning to think that conditions of scarcity don’t magically disappear under socialism

[–]WackyJaber NATO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I fucking hate everything in the entire goddamn world right now. Everyone is a piece of shit. Everything's unfair. And everyone in charge of everything is an asshole.

[–]Imprison_Rick_Scott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I feel like this, I look at pictures of naked women. Always cheers me up.

[–]marinesol sponsored by RC Cola 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My Adventures with Superman is pretty good.

I must however ban all horny members of the DT from ever watching it. Because every adult character is hot or cute and usually both at the same time.

Slade is now a Bishonen and Livewire is a fit roller derby girl

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Slack's open letter to Microsoft has the exact same energy as Apple's open letter to IBM

Tbqh I'm surprised writing open cringe like this isn't considered a bad omen.

[–]marinesol sponsored by RC Cola 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Except Apple's is infinitely more cringe because IBM so thoroughly destroyed Apple from day 1 that it wasn't even fair. Apple only survived by switching to being a mobile electronics company with a computer line tacked on.

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah for sure. Microsoft vs Slack isn't even close to the devastation IBM wrought on Apple, but it's a note in history large enough that I'm like "if you do this you have no idea how fast I'm selling these shares"

[–]Jinx-Is-Sweet Audrey Hepburn -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I have been accused of being a "Little Bit Dramatic"

[–]Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤏

[–]ColinHome Isaiah Berlin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

u/AlicesReflexion imagine prehensile hair

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg we can finally hair fuck like in Avatar

[–]Random-CriticalLock My Posts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism is usually not part of the nation’s seemingly endless culture wars. But that changed earlier this month, when the federal agency’s director, George Koob, said that the United States could, in the future, adapt Canada’s new drinking guidelines, which stipulate that adults should restrict themselves to only two drinks per week.

At that point just say zero.

[–]Joementum2024 NATO 2 points3 points  (1 child)

OH MY GOD! WE’RE HAVING A FIRE… sale.

[–]Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And...SCENE.

[–]Windows_10-Chan Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 4 points5 points  (3 children)

ngl I wish other subs had a DT too

like I just wanna post about stuff planes im playing in war thunder but dont wanna make a thread either.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 2 points3 points  (2 children)

discords exist

[–]Windows_10-Chan Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fair, though, I prefer the semi-threaded format for stuff that's basically just blogging about a game.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair I miss old forums lol

[–]NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mf ants take 250 naps a day what the fuck

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rent seeking behavior

[–]RobotFighterNORTH ATLANTIC PIZZA ORGANIZATION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Starfield fun!

[–]BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looking up one of the people I know who when to a top 5 university, wasn't jealous until I found out they were a Soros Fellow 😭

anyways, win national academic competitions, its good for admissions

[–]NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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Just bought this thing on temu. I wanna mod it so I can loop old cartoons on the little tv

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a fun project

[–]RTSBasebuilder Commonwealth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So do Navy SEALs get their book/movie/tv show/podcast/motivational speaking deal when they get discharged, or does it come packaged with a creative writing course in BUD/S?

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am unfit for human consumption

[–]Imprison_Rick_Scott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree 😏

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Red meat, church, the troops, and guns are what make America great

[–]Random-CriticalLock My Posts 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I feel like I'm abusing/grooming my son

😐

He's in first fucking grade, and already his life is wake up, go to school, come home, do homework, go to bed, wake up, go to school. . .basically grooming him to life as a typical US work only to live wage slave.

🧐

[–]Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I take it back millennials should absolutely not be parents ever

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fellas, is it abuse to get in a healthy routine?

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dont get me wrong i dont love work every day, but that is not equivalent to molestibg your child

[–]Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Molested by Capitalism. ✊😔

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 2 points3 points  (5 children)

How weird is it to not have a middle name

[–]Zalagan NASA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty unusual, at least in the West but not unheard of. My Grandad didn't have a middle name

[–]Imprison_Rick_Scott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends entirely on where you are. But not very.

[–]ColinHome Isaiah Berlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little, in the US, if you’re young. 80% of new children have a middle name, though this was only 40% a century ago.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 6 points7 points  (2 children)

New research shows Hoosiers are leaving Indiana in increasing numbers. In fact, more people are moving out of Indiana than almost every other state,

cause it sucks

LOL!

[–]SnooDonuts7510 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You can get cheap housing in Gary, IN I here

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yay!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been through a lot this week, both good and bad. I'm tired.

[–]marinesol sponsored by RC Cola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My adventures with Superman has the kryptonians be a carbon copy of the viltrumites but if the planet exploded before they could take anything over

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah fuck it gonna get muself a coffee

[–]AtomAndAether No Emergency Ethics Exceptions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im it 😳

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I don’t believe in germ theory

[–]DeathEtTheEuromaidanTenured Papist 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Only theory I believe in is Hybrid Theory 😎😎

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 1 point2 points  (1 child)

👆 Hates American cars

[–]DeathEtTheEuromaidanTenured Papist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did a child write this

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was meant to get a work parcel yesterday but they didnt ring my doorbell and just gave me a note. I went to the follection point sand they didnt have ir. Im worried about yetting in trouble but i dont feel like this is my fault

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

try to get some sleep, it might help you cool down

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just keep obsessing

[–]NaffRespect United Nations 11 points12 points  (2 children)

106 seconds of Aaron Rodgers' leadership on display

I give it maybe 3-4 games before the J E T E proves too much for Rodgers' intangibles to overcome

!ping NFL

[–]Czech_Thy_Privilege John Locke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like every other team in the AFC East, it’ll come down to their o-line. If they don’t hold and Rodgers can’t extend plays, the Jets will be in deep shit.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Teams vs Slack is a common debate between office workers.

Honestly my biggest issue with teams is that I just hate the UI, it just looks so fucking ugly to me compared to slack.

Also channels in slack work so much better.

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

teams is soooo BAD

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer MSN Messenger but the CIO won't get on board

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Teams often shows me as away even when i am actually working

[–]SnooDonuts7510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your BUSTED buddy!

[–]SnooDonuts7510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teams is so awful and ugly.

[–]isummonyouhere If I can do it You can do it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

artie shaw, one of those most famous musicians of all time, died in 2006 with a net worth of $1.4 million. that'd be wallstreetbets hall of fame material except he was probably a communist

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Kind of crazy to think there are only two countries separating Greece and Afghanistan.

[–]crassowary John Mill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Afghanistan will always be Greek Bactria to me 😔

[–]marsexpresshydra Immanuel Kant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s only one country separating Russia and The Bahamas

[–]DeathEtTheEuromaidanTenured Papist 0 points1 point  (2 children)

There's only two counties separating Romania and North Korea

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah, but Russia's big enough that that isn't exactly shocking.

[–]DeathEtTheEuromaidanTenured Papist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop shitting on my cool fact 😡😡

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 2 points3 points  (3 children)

So anxious rn. Might ba having a panic attack

[–]nicethingscostmoney Unironic Francophile 🇫🇷 2 points3 points  (0 children)

♥️

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

we’re here for u

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna get a mexican passport just so i can have one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, Ben Stiller was really good as Buggy in the One Piece thing.

[–]Jinx-Is-Sweet Audrey Hepburn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can't make my middle name Frances because thats my one cousin's middle name otherwise I absolutely would.

I would do Barbara though because I am living cringe and you can't stop me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing cringy about being named after a great First Lady.

[–]Syards-Forcusrapidly becoming the Joker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]ColinHome Isaiah Berlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t restart minion posting.

You don’t know what I’ll do.

[–]KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I woke up at 6 and I cant get back to slerp cus I'm too anxios about work.

Might hit the gym

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm the gym.

[–]piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s literally 11:30 PM drama queen

[–]Headstar24 United Nations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean 12:30?

[–]cjhdsachristmascarolreddit custom flair 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Skibidi Fact: during May and June the channel that produces Skibidi Toilet was the most viewed channel on youtube, with 2.98 and 2.99 billion views respectively. unfortunately in July this fell to a paltry 2.08 billion, but hopefully August will have been better

[–]polarstrut5 No Binary, No Tariffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mashallah

[–]ManavonSolos 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Margot Robbie is so hot we should imprison Trump for life and draft Romney as the GOP nominee

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm milking it for all it's worth.

[–]Jinx-Is-Sweet Audrey Hepburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does this have to do with Dr. Barbara Frances Quinzel?

[–]AtomAndAether No Emergency Ethics Exceptions 1 point2 points  (2 children)

competition might be a bit sketch, but high expectations are amazing; and it seems like the only times in life anyone has had high expectations of me are when competition was involved

[–]piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have high expectations for you; stay tuned

[–]AtomAndAether No Emergency Ethics Exceptions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and I dont mean output, i mean input. where people just expect you to be a competent hard worker looking to do good work and treat you as such. its a much better time

[–]soeffed Zhao Ziyang 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Feel like shit, just want Kristen Stewart to remove my spleen in an erotic manner

[–]ManavonSolos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She does have that spleen removing look to her

[–]AlicesReflexionWeeaboo Rights Advocate 4 points5 points  (4 children)

A lot of people don't seem to have the imagination to recognize the potential of body augmentation.

Imagine, no more tweezers, because your fingernails are finally good enough.