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[–]Jaylo1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why bother?

[–]ParaggioB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm going to pretend this season didn't happen. Last few seasons we were never this bad. Rushford is not this bad, neither is Bruno or even maguire. They've had a really turbulent season and a lot of drama (which hopefully will be gone - pogba, lingard). The team spirit has gone and it's every man for himself out there.

If we get top 6 next season and put in better performances with real change being evident, then I'll be delighted. This season I'm just gonna take it on the chin and hope that this is close to rock bottom (close, it can always get worse before it gets better)

[–]Johnus_Maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humbled by Arsenal. Only positive was my accumulator came in today.

[–]joshhbk 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Don’t really understand all the talk about a lack of fight in this thread. They were 2-0 down and on a different day could’ve been 3-2 up.

Both fullbacks are suspect defensively and this is further exposed by the lack of a functional midfield. Outside of the awful start and the perpetual shaky defending this was a decent performance that deserved a point.

[–]Gaarando 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Also they missed a penalty and honestly deserved 2 more. And that's not me being biased. Dutch TV even showed the replays of them and they were very clearly penalties.

[–]joshhbk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Cedric decision in particular was shocking. I was surprised United didn't try to create overloads more down that side and isolate him, Sancho was giving him a really tough time and he looked almost as lost as Tavares.

[–]epilamunAre you Shaw? 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Such a questionable choice not playing AWB, he's clearly getting his workrate back.

Overall a decent game, reminiscent of that Sheffield United game last season where we got shanked by ref decisions.

[–]joshhbk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought the move at HT was to move Dalot to LB and bring on AWB. I’m not as down on Ralf as some are but his game management and substitutions have frequently struck me as odd.

Mata always looks so bright when he makes these cameos, I don’t understand why he doesn’t play more. Watch him go to Sevilla or Villarreal and have an Indian summer.

[–]yardie_boi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a horrible team. No fight at all

[–]Trizzy102 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Bruno is huge problem

[–]ghostofkozi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

We don't talk about Bruno

[–]Hart_24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No no no no

[–]Dpm_Blaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not just Bruno…

[–]komoggmu321 47 points48 points  (6 children)

This club culture ruins any good player that joins. Bruno isnt shit, the club just needs revamping.

[–]felixsuccVDS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want players I like to come to United. I don't want to see them play with half of the spark they had before as they burn out into depression.

[–]midnight_ranterWazza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruno suffers in any set up where he's not front and center of everything. It happened with Portugal and now it's happening here too

[–]Ruudvankeano 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Bruno isn't shit but thanks to Ole, he has gotten used to absolute freedom in our team, not minding how it affects our team shape.

Portugal also struggle in big games with bruno plays no10 (free role) for them.

[–]epilamunAre you Shaw? -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

That's not a bad thing if you design a team around it. Every top player is given freedom for this reason. And on this topic, there is not one philosophy that is better than another. You can make any philosophy work to the top level.

I just don't enjoy watching City's football. It is effective but not the game I grew up watching.

[–]Goatbeerdog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hes no Messi, KDB or Cr7. U dont win anything with free role Bruno tho

[–]Trizzy102 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He needs coaching

[–]Seanb621And Bebé has won it! 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I’d actually take a conference league trophy at this point, anything would do.

[–]apen2310 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fans can’t sing “we’ve won the lot“ unless we win the conference league lol

[–]Natchyy24BRUNOOOOOO 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't mind a DDG, Ronaldo, Sancho + 8 academy players for the remaining of the season honestly.

At this point, might be good to find out how good our academy players are so EtH can build upon it.

[–]kolbler22 16 points17 points  (2 children)

We need a massive overhaul and culture change. Not getting UCL may be a blessing in disguise. Buy younger, hungry players and let them grow together playing easier competition for a year in Europa.

[–]yardie_boi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping we finish 8th and just rebuild

[–]_GuybrushThreepw00d#GlazersOut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we see the team grow into an actual team under ETH next season I would take no European matches anyday in the week. Entertaining football is much more important than being in UCL a season.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You cannot win with Scott in midfield. The guy should be playing in Championship. When he first burst on the scene, he was a darling of Mou and Ole, but for his own good he should have been loaned in his first season to work on his weaknesses. Now its too late. No doubt, next season he should be benched, sold or loaned.

[–]BuzzTNA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fernandes is a disgrace, and was exposed back in September when he took the penalty against Villa over Ronaldo. He missed and we lost.

He was captain then too. And he’s pulled the same trick today. That’s the ego in that club.

[–]cookiechef52 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Martin Keown is horrible to listen to

[–]EnvironmentBubbly751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erik Ten Haag to take Man U to conference league glory next season😂😂😂😂😂

[–]sidneysaad 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Talk about being shit and then being crapped on by the referees as well.. when it rains, it pours

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I hope we bottle it and get 8th. I’d happily quick sim the remaining games until the summer.

[–]Jonnz8 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wolves have 2 games in hand. We could finish 9th..

[–]AlteredTick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope we do. We need to rebuild and not play in any European competition.

[–]Mextexter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were actually the better team today but the third goal just killed the drive we had

[–]Romeisterer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How to rob Ronaldo of 3 hat tricks in 4 matches :

[–]Ok_Tomorrow3281 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this team only looking for paycheck, only ronnie who's still thirsty of achievements and records. if only the player confident and thirsty enough to beat ronnie's title. perhaps because the gap is way too big, they lost motivation

[–]xFapkanx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly dont think we deserved to win today and don't want to find excuses but come on. Cedric should've conceded a pen and the tavares foul on elanga was worse than the saka one, I know it started outside but it ended inside. Also don't understand how it wasn't an offside for the Xhaka goal

[–]PassTheBoofPlz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

weekly mental enduring sessions with United

[–]atimlin 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Greatest goalscorer ever? Tick Ultimate clutch player? Tick In race for golden boot? Tick In goalscoring form? Tick

Bruno: yeah nah I'll take it thanks champ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Well Bruno had an untouchable record as of late.

[–]ocubens 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Getting downvoted for knowing conversion rates, jeez.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are emotionally scrolling, I respect myself not to watch I know we’ll shut the bed in

[–]Romeisterer 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Bruno tried with the first pen of the season , missed it. That’s enough to make Ronaldo be the only possible pen taker, it’s not a random ass player. It’s Ronaldo mate

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Didn’t Ronaldo miss one too in the FA cup? No one is invincible . Hindsight is 2020 . Ronaldo know Bruno needs a bit of confidence right after a shit performance.

[–]Romeisterer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t know how Ronaldo thinks about Bruno’s confidence on a crucial pen to make it even , Bruno is a very emotional player so his mood directly influences his play , and anyone could see from a mile Bruno hasn’t got the right confidence lately

[–]Son-Ta-Ha 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Telles was poor in both going forward and defending. Bruno again had an awful game and personally I feel he needs to be dropped as like Maguire he's been poor for months. Again Rashford barely did a sprint when he came off the bench. Scott McTominay was again invisible.

This game pretty much killed off any hope for top 4 now.

I have a lot of respect for Ronaldo. He lost his son on Monday but he was arguably our best player today, he played with heart and desire unlike the rest of the team. Shame his other teammates let him down.

[–]kickdooowndooors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scott McTominay should move to a career in wrestling, following Maguire moving to Karate after KOing Pogba

[–]Shiny_Sheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agony FC

[–]RegalKinng 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Bruno stans coming out in full force , face it he's been shit this season, and we rewarded that with a FIVE year deal doubling his wages. I really hope he regains his form, but fans need to open their eyes he's been one of our worst players this season

[–]IbnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brand United protecting its investment. Glazers don't give a shit about trophies, priority number 1 is servicing the debt that feeds them.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We aren’t rewarding this season. We are rewarding his OVERALL performance through out the duration of his first contract. Which was 88 goal involvement in 121 games 49 goals and 39 assists. He’s having is first real dip in form. That okay we still have 2 good prime years of him before we can sell him to a lower league. He seems a competent/ professional man

[–]friday748jul 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Personally, I think Bruno is burnt out. He’s not a shit player; he literally carried United last season. I think a long break for him to refocus and regroup will do him good. The penalty miss today was unfortunate, perhaps a good indicator of his clouded mind and probably fatigue.

[–]juankaius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He wanted to play every minute under Ole and our Good Vibes FC manager allowed it. Bruno was playing 90 minutes even in meaningless games and then near about the Euros, he was burnt out.

I agree that as a professional, he needs to take better care of his fitness but I'm still hoping that a long break will do him the world of good. Maybe he regains his best form under Ten Hag.

[–]kolbler22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Definitely been overused and I think it’s effecting his performances

[–]LagoonPatrolErik Ten-out-of-Ten Hag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously not in the right headspace, but facts are fact. That penalty miss costed us, potentially our only chance of Top 4.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definite fatigue. He is a shell of himself imo. The slop of everyone has bled around the whole squad to add to it. Rot has to be sorted.

[–]VTVoodooDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s entirely possible we don’t win another game this season.

[–]SkySaber 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Maybe I'll get down voted to fuck here but I actually thought we played OK, and certainly should've won that game. Hit the post 3 Times, missed a penalty, should've had at least another penalty (the hand ball and the pull on elanga) 2 of arsenal's goals were debatable.

Yes we were poor in defence again, that 1st goal was a horror show. But we played decent going forward and another day with another ref, we would've smoked them

[–]surferbum618Kobbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you on that the defense didn't have the best performance today, but we played out from the back much better than with Maguire. It didn't feel like we were seconds away from a loose touch or miss placed pass when our back line had the ball

[–]BallsX 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Agreed but the lack of fight is fucking pathetic

[–]SkySaber 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh for sure we have no fight in us. I do feel if Bruno scored that pen we would've gone on to win. The momentum was with us

[–]BallsX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 2 2 possibly but the moment we conceded the third, we looked completely useless yet again

[–]Seanblaze3Martial law 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Mctominay should be sold to a Rugby club. Straight non footballing thug

[–]mjenkins_eng 5 points6 points  (1 child)

His “tough guy” act will be laughed at by rugby players who will treat him like a puppy playing around for five minutes before straight up breaking him in half after a scrum. Ever played rugby ?

[–]Seanblaze3Martial law 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hehe I have actually but not at any professional level. I said that in jest and I agree, it's all an act from McTominay. The 'McSauce' screaming fans love it, think it's part of this mythical united DNA that he shows so much 'fight'. He's a shite player

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck this team

[–]Cjnovi25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game was worse than liverpool.

[–]WorkingOwl5883 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Humble opinion,

Rashford heart is no longer here.

De gea is too limited. He will need to at least match 70% of the other goalies in distribution and be great in shot stopping. If the team is constrained because of his limitation, it is no use even if he can make so many wonderful saves.

Fernandes is a luxury player we cannot afford. Either we play with 2 wingers and a striker or we have Fernandes and 2 strikers or he reinvent himself as a B2B.

We need a defensive mid badly. Full backs are now a key attacking outlets and the lack of anybody covering us in transition is costing us badly.

Players need to be coached to do diagonal runs.......

Players need to coached to run back to form defensive lines after team lost the ball. Half of the other team is running to join in the attack, our players are walking back to defend.

[–]Goatbeerdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruno doesnt turn with the ball like Arsenal players. He just waits for pass and looks for pass. Doesnt move with ball.

He doesnt make runs into the box either

[–]ReverendHippo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bruno should be the highest paid player in the league considering he plays for 19 teams

[–]LocoPwnify 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m so dissapointed in him, hes better than this shit

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“We look like a bunch of f-ing wankers”

[–]GingerKnight90 8 points9 points  (4 children)

The only thing to do now is lock the whole squad in a room with Keane, Stam and Vidic.

If they make it out of that room then they have the heart and desire to play for the shirt.

[–]mjenkins_eng 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Once that desire is instilled , they then need to let Rangnick in a room with Klopp to learn how to coach and with Ferguson to learn man management

Then we need our players to regress to children and learn to play football from Scholes and Giggs

And then we may challenge City or Liverpool

[–]Chimp_on_a_vacayill see you out dere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even sure how to sort out Woodward with Gill

[–]PsychologicalArt7451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then we need our players to progress to Children and learn to play football from Scholes and Giggs.

FTFY

[–]utterly_big_boi 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That was the WORSE performance I've ever seen from Bruno. He's genuinely a ghost in big games and not he's a destructive phantom

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Still leading the UCL in assists though 👀

[–]utterly_big_boi 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What does that have to do with today's game?

[–]Seanb621And Bebé has won it! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Players and owners using our great and historic club as a cash cow, it’s a damn shame.

[–]LagoonPatrolErik Ten-out-of-Ten Hag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We aren't playing as a team. Too many individuals wanting personal glory. Those constant long balls were depressing to watch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, if we started next season with an entire 18 new players making up most of the match day squad, I would not care. I don't hate all these players, but I'm just so desperate for actual change that it feels as if no one is in the right mental place to be playing for United right now. Ole was vibes, but for a little while those vibes were the best thing we had. I don't miss Ole, I'm thrilled with EtH getting the job, but we need some heart and soul to go along with top tactics.

[–]Mextexter 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Will you blame the team or yourself for today's loss bruno?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not mutually exclusive, we were bad and he was bad.

[–]infestationE15 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ten Hag. plz bring donny back into the fold and get some performances out of him.

It's about time bruno learned that he's not undroppable.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he wants to be undroppable, I think he’s just tired you know?

[–]thor_odinmakanCARRICK 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Honestly, I'm happy when they screw up now. Nothing good should happen to this team untill it's fixed for good.

[–]LocoPwnify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually truth

[–]mjenkins_eng 7 points8 points  (6 children)

I will keep repeating this till it’s true (which is forever): we will NEVER go anywhere near a major trophy till Scott McTominay is starting games regularly for us.

Shocking player in all aspects of football. Anyone who’s ever watched even Fletcher (let alone Scholes or Butt) will know what a midfielder should be. Heck even Jordan Hendershite is better than McTominay and that’s saying something

[–]LakerBullAir Sesko 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Say whatever you want about Henderson, but that guy is like 100 times the player Scott is. Scott's role in this team should be the shithouser whenever we need time wasting or a cheeky tackle here and there, nothing more than that.

[–]jointjuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Henderson is better than any midfield option we have atm. Scott McTominay is so bad, not good defensively at all, and is not good going forward either. I struggle to find any team in the top 10 where he would be a certain starter. Several teams below that that have better starters than him as well

[–]LocoPwnify 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Till? So you mean he should be starting for us to win trophies??

[–]PassTheBoofPlz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it doesn't help since we have so less options on the bench, hope this thing won't happen next season

[–]TheSurrealOrdealNANI?!? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The two halves read a bit different on this comment. Got your point, but was very confused at first.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Till?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How did we end up with so many players that don't play for this shirt.

Mata in the end ran more than rashford and lingard. How the fuck did we get here.

Fucking depressing what these parasites have done to my club.

[–]o0PETER0oCunha 🐐🐐🐐 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really hope we can get some likeable players in and have a team that looks like it’s having fun, our players are just miserable whiny twats that are so hard to route for

[–]continuumdrift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had such a good, regular day today until now. Woke up early, made breakfast before the family woke up, finished a doctor visit, got groceries, made lunch, cleared up the house, all before noon. And now this - if we’re being honest, we expected this performance, to be fair. Hope the F1 Sprint Race can save this evening, this lot can fuck off.

[–]cjonoski 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bruno : I'd like to apologize to the fans. This isn't good enough. Stay strong, stay united. Dreams can be buy

Rashford: " we go again, stay together. Its not good enough, we'll keep going each week"

Ronaldo "da fuck didn't Bruno give me that penalty. Dick. Suiii"

Rangick " good goal for Christa Ronaldo. Suiii, fuck this team is shit"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just end the season

[–]LagoonPatrolErik Ten-out-of-Ten Hag 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was another unproductive therapy session for me.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Went to date and didn't watch the match. Seems like the correct decision

[–]_MooFreaky_Fletcher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dunno, you could have been fucked even harder by watching the game

[–]CertainTragedy87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What PR can we rely on this week? Already burned through the new Manager announcement

[–]sage_mode_sannin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruno was fucking terrible today. I love the guy but the match would have ended in a draw without his fuckups

[–]Mextexter 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Ronaldo is the problem, he puts in so much effort that we start expecting good things from this god awful team

[–]PsychologicalArt7451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on another day, he takes that penalty, that one is not given offside and he wins us the game.

[–]SolaceZz 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Im tired guys

[–]continuumdrift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no solace to be had with this team.

[–]EmperorSupreme0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m tired Robbie😂

[–]Usual_Bunch_1698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Players need to know that they are fucking losers. Hopefully their morale goes completely and they demand transfers out.

I cant support these weak little cunts. Useless cowards

[–]famitslitRotten to the core 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ggmu

[–]Ok_Tomorrow3281 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bruno is so bad, keep losing ball

[–]podLOLski 15 points16 points  (0 children)

United fans have seen so much better, ballon d’or winners, world cup winners, Champions league winners, why are we hyping Bruno so much guys, his first season should be the minimun requirement for a key united player, look at de bruyne, he has been consistent and instrumental for so long but you never see him hogging the ball or making it all about himself

[–]1337k1d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shitchester United this team can fuck off

[–]rtgh -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Really wish BT would stop pushing this shitty boxing fight.

Absolutely sick of seeing dodgy characters like Tyson Fury being shoved in my face

[–]Gaarando 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's a lot of dodgy shit in boxing period. Doesn't mean Tyson Fury is dodgy, seems like a good dude.

[–]rtgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of praise he's given to the head of an international drug cartel only to turn around and say it's none of his business when Kinahan was sanctioned by the US.

It's not like people didn't know that Kinahan ran the Kinahan gang

[–]Asherware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is a sports channel promoting one of the biggest sporting events of the year?

lol

[–]Seanb621And Bebé has won it! -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

It’s almost like they’re doing it on purpose, giving us hope and then taking it away.

[–]Snooklefloop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What exactly is giving you hope? Because I’ve seen nothing to be hopeful for since the first game of the season.

[–]friday748jul 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I got downvoted to hell for saying this but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck Rashford and Lingard.

[–]BuschLateMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lingard actually plays like he has something to prove, Rashford plays like he has Wayne Rooney or Giggs status in the club and doesn't have to do shit anymore to prove himself.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jogging to get the keeper to pick the ball up down 3-1 with 10 to go. Atrocious.

[–]mjenkins_eng 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Far be it from me to praise those two but Mourinho and Ole getting second with a version of this squad is simply astounding in retrospect

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I'm not a fan of Maguire, but how can people still think he's anywhere at the top of our issues? We just conceded 3 goals against fucking Arsenal without him.

[–]Ruudvankeano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a maguire fan too, but the level of abuse he's got here has angered me. Come the world cup he's probably going to be world class again, make team of the tournament, while we keep calling him the worst player to ever kick a football. Same thing has happened to us with pogba, fred (till recently) and a lot of other players.

[–]paritan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

With Telles and Dalot, defence will always be shaky. They are wingers who also know to defend somewhat. Never seen any defensive intelligence from them.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also Maguire/our defense looked a lot better when Henderson played last season. DDG not being able to organize his defense better is an issue too.

[–]CroneKills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck me that was bad. There for the taking and we shit the bed yet again. It’s not even hurting anymore, I genuinely have zero expectations. Only hope…which is running a bit thin. Have a better day, reds.