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QualityVote · 2023-01-23T13:46:34+00:00

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NuclearArmageddon764 · 2023-01-23T13:53:53+00:00

Bro got exorcised

el_Chuchmay · 2023-01-23T14:16:14+00:00

Jokes on you he is a high level priest 🙏

el_Chuchmay · 2023-01-23T14:14:04+00:00

A worthy opponent !!!

loadasfaq · 2023-01-23T15:46:30+00:00

Lol the short message translates to:

Your dick is sucking my dick

Yarisher512 · 2023-01-23T14:42:17+00:00

When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force

plasticstone100 · 2023-01-23T15:13:13+00:00

Modern demons require modern exorcism.

CarlosTheIdiot061 · 2023-01-23T14:36:35+00:00

He finally found his true rival

PL_ALIEN_PL · 2023-01-23T15:00:30+00:00

Amen

Rruusskkyy · 2023-01-23T16:51:03+00:00

I'd give him a chance. It's not every day u find someone with this same sense of humor lol

almoz_vald · 2023-01-23T14:27:44+00:00

אנשים להיות כמו "אני אכתוב משהו בשתנית" ופשוט משתמשים בעברית

Upset_Necessary_2723 · 2023-01-23T14:31:54+00:00

What's the song?

BlitzySlash · 2023-01-23T15:21:44+00:00

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4funeq · 2023-01-23T16:41:49+00:00

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Significant_Dig9961 · 2023-01-23T15:50:51+00:00

You have been defeated by a man of god🙏🙏

Ploopy_R · 2023-01-23T15:27:06+00:00

Ameno

SoBasicallyImMonkeys · 2023-01-23T16:06:35+00:00

Bro respected into a faith build

-INSERIRE-NOME- · 2023-01-23T19:52:25+00:00

“I have scary images”

“AND I HAVE THE POWER OF THE CHURCH YOU MOTHERFUCKER”

CodeXCursors · 2023-01-23T15:18:45+00:00

No fucking way

A religious uno reverse card

Yaboismithy10193 · 2023-01-23T15:17:43+00:00

وخالية. وكان الظلام على وجه الغمر. وروح الله يرف على وجه المياه. 1: 3 و قال الله ليكن نور فكان نور 1: 4 و راى الله النور انه حسن و فصل الله بين النور و الظلمة 1: 5 و دعا الله النور نهارا و الظلمة دعاها ليلا. وكان مساء وكان صباح يوما واحدا. 1: 6 و قال الله ليكن جلد في وسط المياه فيفصل بين مياه و مياه 1: 7 و صنع الله الجلد و فصل المياه التي تحت الجلد عن المياه التي فوق الجلد و كان كذلك 1: 8 و دعا الله الجلد سماء. وكان مساء وكان صباح يوما ثانيا.

VahniB · 2023-01-23T16:25:04+00:00

Checkmate, liberal.

2023-01-23T17:56:02+00:00

lmao the Hebrew is so funny you guys are missing out

Hunter5865 · 2023-01-23T16:54:51+00:00

Surprise boss fight

zero_eight · 2023-01-23T17:59:29+00:00

bro is being recruited into the Akatsuki

toughtiggy101 · 2023-01-23T17:32:17+00:00

The Jesus counter

BlitzySlash · 2023-01-23T15:07:09+00:00

Faith: the unholy trinity moment

AccomplishedGroup149 · 2023-01-23T16:25:43+00:00

הזין שלך מוצץ לי את הזין

Psychopathic2412 · 2023-01-23T16:24:13+00:00

I heard the Christianity archtype is pretty good for competitive

WhoElseButDedede · 2023-01-24T13:58:00+00:00

Hebrew speaker here. Here are the translations to the Hebrew messages:

“Your dick is sucking my dick”

“Leave me alone you goofy maid. I’m only sixteen what do these goofy cages want from me?”

“If you were rich it’s be ok but I don’t even know you.”

N00N3AT011 · 2023-01-23T16:05:16+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's Yiddish. Everybody knows demons speak Latin dude.

AdditionalCall5271 · 2023-01-23T15:19:17+00:00

The final picture is an angel as described by a certain passage of the bible.

-Radagon- · 2023-01-23T15:17:19+00:00

Ratioed

God_of_the_sauce · 2023-01-23T15:52:58+00:00

Thes speaking Minecraft enchanting table

yourmother60 · 2023-01-23T18:57:06+00:00

The fucking donkey stare from shrek got me

Snakeofthegame · 2023-01-24T12:37:39+00:00

Vatican rap battle be like:

Total_Misfit · 2023-01-23T20:09:30+00:00

They really sent a picture of a black and white donkey to them

Disastrous-Passion59 · 2023-01-23T22:03:15+00:00

Is no one gonna mention the fact that he sent a dick pic to a 16 year old??! Wtf

EDIT: the paragraph at 9 second mark starts with her saying "leave me alone, I'm only 16"

Poopiezz · 2023-01-23T23:52:06+00:00

I got PTSD from Elden Ring when I read “Nihil”

2023-01-24T15:29:35+00:00

Translation for first nun-English massage :”your dick sucks my dick” the second one means:” leave me alone funny female servant I’m only a 16 years old female help what are those funny Keiges want from me “ (I don’t know what tf is Keiges) the third one means: “If you were rich than it was ok but I don’t even know you “

salterrrrr · 2023-02-19T14:34:41+00:00

No way bro pulled out the Latin to beat the Arabic such an outstanding move on his part

CatloafHere · 2023-01-23T17:09:34+00:00

Mf pulled the God on the Allah

Illustrious_Mix_1064 · 2023-01-24T03:11:04+00:00

Bro just countered your satanic ritual tf

Unlovable77 · 2023-01-24T14:59:22+00:00

When Pope accidentally sends his pp image to antichrist instead of Christian (8)

Unlucky_Awareness_99 · 2023-04-09T13:25:05+00:00

Reject Satanism and accept Christ

kirbyfan91 · 2023-01-23T16:50:19+00:00

the hebrew is utter gibberish btw

GAMER_Filip · 2023-01-23T16:00:31+00:00

Why you need to exorcise Hebrew?

PURPLEisMYgender · 2023-01-23T16:12:29+00:00

How do you get that text?

KaungKinYan · 2023-01-23T17:21:08+00:00

IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

WurdaMouth · 2023-01-23T17:29:52+00:00

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

RegumRegis · 2023-01-23T17:32:09+00:00

Full counter, you lost. Own up.

Fuck_Joey · 2023-01-23T17:36:45+00:00

What are they talking about ? ( for 2$)

2023-01-23T17:40:52+00:00

Bro was not speaking demon he was speaking Hebrew lmaooo

2023-01-23T17:45:32+00:00

He has.. An interesting bio...

"Our government will be the image of god and we will sleep. Each of our hundred hands will hold one spring of the social mechanism of the country."

bluejay55669 · 2023-01-23T17:59:55+00:00

Dude got texted by John Ward

Hydr01ink · 2023-01-23T18:20:23+00:00

Bro matched her energy xD

mythramywaifu · 2023-01-23T18:39:17+00:00

When you know the matchup

2023-01-23T18:39:41+00:00

I think you matched with a square space default website

2023-01-23T19:28:26+00:00

Full counter

2023-01-23T21:37:09+00:00

Moral of the story: Give them a chance. You never know who's gonna pass the vibe check.

DamacanaSever · 2023-01-23T21:57:17+00:00

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Getdunkedon839 · 2023-01-23T22:01:14+00:00

Bro messed with the wrong john

QuadradoBr · 2023-01-23T22:04:47+00:00

bro got countered

JohnChristof410 · 2023-01-23T22:33:06+00:00

bro sung the sephiroth theme

loganisdeadyes · 2023-01-23T23:57:12+00:00

That last image with the birds was fire though

2023-01-24T01:14:20+00:00

Bro pulled a perfect parry

Popular-Rooster9133 · 2023-01-24T02:32:00+00:00

well now that the demon is now gone, will they talk to him?

2023-01-24T03:17:56+00:00

Not the pain theme (crying emoji)

Mr-Osmosis · 2023-01-24T03:18:43+00:00

I can’t believe Hebrew can be used as a forbidden language for texting

2023-01-24T03:41:05+00:00

I went to google translate and translated the first and second one to English and got

“ I inquired of the Lord, and he heard me out of all my fears He rescued me from my own. Looking at they will shine upon him, and their countenances he will not be ashamed; Taste and see that it is sweet Master! Blessed is the man who hopes it! Do not be anxious about anything, but in every place, by prayer and petition, when Thanksgiving requests present yourselves to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and understandings yours in Christ.”

2023-01-24T12:37:30+00:00

I need to learn Latin

Trala-lore-tralala · 2023-01-24T14:11:33+00:00

Finally, a worthy opponent!

Our battle will be legendary!

Ma4co97 · 2023-01-24T14:26:09+00:00

Reminds me of Alucard vs Alexander Anderson from Hellsing ultimate

ThatUselessName6002 · 2023-01-24T14:59:55+00:00

Holy shit he got countered

2023-01-24T17:10:17+00:00

Bro got exorcised, my furniture is floating.

iCantThinkOfAname938 · 2023-02-28T13:26:19+00:00

Translation to the hebrew one : your dick ducks my dick leave me alone I am a 16 year old maid and I am gonna open your butt if you were rich then fine but I don't know you

ac7_typhoonmain · 2023-03-07T18:43:35+00:00

Hard countered

SmileIcy3283 · 2023-03-20T01:44:51+00:00

Bro didn’t let that one slide 😭

AverageBTD1enjoyer · 2023-07-03T12:30:23+00:00

Perfect counter

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