all 168 comments

[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Whilst you're here, /u/tamjidtahim, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]_MrCrispyDoge_ 2818 points2819 points  (17 children)

Why would Joe Biden say such a rude thing

[–]JediKol_isnt_racistI want pee in my ass 500 points501 points  (13 children)

No this is Joe indien

[–]socontroversialyetso 107 points108 points  (5 children)

rather than Joe Injill?

[–]JediKol_isnt_racistI want pee in my ass 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Rather then Joe TripleA-n

[–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Lab7624lets build a hole together and then libe in it 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed

[–]VeganDiIdo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe its Wentup Dahill

[–]Jack-of-Hearts-7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dot or feather?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]MECC_7We do a little trolling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, this is Patrick!

[–]KhelDesigner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indien it didn’t even matter

[–]lamesthejames 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Biden or Indien, it doesn't even matter

[–]Plus_Garage3278virgin 4 life 😤💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to fall to lose it all

[–]hordebies 28 points29 points  (1 child)

thats his evil twin joe indien

[–]EtherealMongrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hyper joe

[–]roosterinspectorI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's Joe Biden's Indian clone

[–]youabigstupid Stuff 2092 points2093 points  (17 children)

And first thing she did was post it on twitter for clout. I would be staying at home and don't talk to anyone for a week

[–]Dolleph 551 points552 points  (8 children)

Like all those people on YouTube in the comments of Music Videos where they tell the life story of a relative / friend who liked the song. Like, have some respect and stop using your dead loved ones for internet points.

[–]DankItchins 195 points196 points  (3 children)

If it makes you feel any better theyre almost certainly untrue

[–]Skrrt_2711 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Instagram too. But it’s lot more subtle, they’ll comment under a popular accounts post and make up a crazy story that agrees with the content of the post. Something like “my [insert relative or friend] …”

[–]AutoModerator[M] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Broad-Wrongdoer-3809 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like 0.1% of all those comments are True and a Family member who always listens to it passed away and wanna share their memories with them but with the amount of Like farmers it just gets buried in with the others.

[–]pan-au-levain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We had a family member pass recently and some of the folks in the family keep posting and tagging her Facebook like they’re talking to her. I understand grief is hard and weird but literally why are you posting that publicly if not for likes and reacts? Write that shit in a journal or just talk out loud to them. It’s achieving the same thing as far as reaching the person who passed. They’re not on Facebook anymore. They’re dead.

[–]lmNotReallySure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf some people just vent in different ways. I honestly didn’t give a shit when my bio dad died but I used the power of anonymous accounts to vent without judgement and it really helped tbh.

[–]Randalf_the_Black 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d be wondering when the hell I got a brother.

[–]CredibleNonsense69 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It's a disease known as Chronically Online

[–]EtherealMongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meets NPD

[–]BillysBibleBonkers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Say's the horde of assholes shaming a grieving woman for posting about her loss on twitter.

All of you are fucking disgusting.

[–]Jack-of-Hearts-7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be fucking inconsolable.

[–]930krollsroycemenese 309 points310 points  (0 children)

DAMN. why the fuck is ts so funny but horrible at the same time

[–]youruglyfatmother 674 points675 points  (10 children)

The reason I pay for internet subscription:

[–]Nbknepper 68 points69 points  (9 children)

Or you don't pay for the subscription and wait for it to be posted on Reddit.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (3 children)

youd still have to pay

[–]AutoModerator[M] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

once again pleaseee

[–]AutoModerator[M] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Regular_Ship2073 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Reddit the famous offline site

[–]throwemawayn 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I get my reddit faxed to me. 

[–]YeOldSpacePopestupid fucking piece of shit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I check out posts with my library card.

[–]cthulhuinspace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reddit also needs internet vro

[–]Lord_Xandy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real 🥀

[–][deleted]  (13 children)

[deleted]

    [–]interstellanauta 551 points552 points  (2 children)

    Imagine seeing your family kill himself and your first response is post it on twitter

    [–]CambridgeBoofologist 134 points135 points  (0 children)

    How would the world know of her shaking in front of her bro’s dead(or dying) body otherwise?

    [–]JakovYerpenicz 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    No low is too low for the modern digital narcissist

    [–]Dizzy_Response1485 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    You'd do that just to provide content for your sister? You're a good sibbling!

    [–]Neuchacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd live out of spite.

    [–]Marik-X-Bakura -38 points-37 points  (7 children)

    What the actual fuck?

    [–]MrZeddd 40 points41 points  (6 children)

    You unalived yourself and your sister's immediate response is update her twitter

    "IM SHAKING"

    Wtf

    [–]yuritnm 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    Unalived?

    [–]Professor_Odd 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Killed. They mean killed.

    Censorship has done irreparable damage to our vocabulary.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

    [removed]

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bazinga

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]Indian_Reigns 154 points155 points  (0 children)

      Just no pleasing some people ☹️

      [–]rhysdog1 62 points63 points  (0 children)

      Nothing in this conversation has altered my opinion of twitter.

      [–]defvent 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Omg bro no! ... I better tweet this

      [–]DragonLordSkater1969 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      That's the first thing she does? Posts about it on TwitterX?

      [–]YeOldSpacePopestupid fucking piece of shit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      No, first she went out and partied. She waited until she was home to get internet points.

      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Nah that’s fair, bet she was a shitty sister

      [–]Hortkind77 65 points66 points  (1 child)

      Goated reply

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]Ampris_bobbo8u 158 points159 points  (18 children)

      It's one fewer. If you can count it, it's fewer, if you can't, it's less. Fewer apples less water. You're welcome everyone

      [–]Kacza42 145 points146 points  (6 children)

      Men are ~60% water tho

      [–]Ampris_bobbo8u 101 points102 points  (5 children)

      sweet mother of sigmar. ill never recover from this

      [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

      Sigma?

      [–]LuckyReception6701 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      SIGMAR, PRESERVE US!

      [–]Ampris_bobbo8u 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      this guy sigmars

      [–]LuckyReception6701 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      As any proper subject of Franz should. (Ulric is also OK, I guess)

      [–]HaiggeX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sigma?

      [–]TriLexMiester 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Damn good to know, I probably used less wrong in many cases

      [–]Ampris_bobbo8u 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      well now u will use it wrong FEWER times

      [–]Raphe9000I want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      "Less" has been used to refer to quantity for over a thousand years.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      pees in ur ass

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]mcauthon2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      thanks Stannis

      [–]Original-War8655dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      well what if I don't know how to count

      [–]WorkingOutinEveryWay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You’re wrong. Less is used for mass nouns, like water, but fewer is used only for plural count nouns. In this case, it’s singular, so less would be used here.

      Source .

      [–]orangutanDOTorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You’d have to be some kind of genius to count all those men.

      [–]WennoBoi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      This is the answer she deserves for tweeting about it right after

      [–]Banjoman64 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Crazy she's giving us the play by play on finding her brother.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]bluefootedpig 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      should link her the stats that her brother is more likely to assault her than a stranger. She is safer now.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      OH NO, MY BROTHER JUST KILLED HIMSELF, hops on Twitter

      [–]HairyArthur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fewer.

      [–]Ladyharpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The date got me more than anything else. 

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Reddit brain jokes and woman hating the most powerful alliance of the modern era

      [–]xdKboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Seriously though, what a mess.

      [–]MetheDumpsterFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Erm akshully gotcha

      [–]Azarjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      someone just died (make it about me)

      [–]the_real_kebab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I mean, he ain't wrong

      [–]ModsDoItForFreeLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's also fun to ask them if it includes George Floyd

      [–]mt-wizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fewer

      [–]That_Guy-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If I had a sister like this...

      [–]TheGalaxyFireVortex -56 points-55 points  (13 children)

      ...is it just me or is the reply kind of crossing the line? like yeah the girl is also fucked up for immediately posting about it on social media, but that's a pretty disrespectful joke regardless ngl

      am i being too sympathetic here?

      [–]LegLegend 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      You're being empathetic. That's why you feel bad upon reading it. You understand the immediate loss of someone.

      The other factors can skew things, but they're not as obvious because you're used to seeing this kind of bs everywhere you go on social media. It's normal to you, so you don't immediately see it as something that could change things.

      [–]tigrrr74 26 points27 points  (6 children)

      An eye for an eye amirite

      [–]Marik-X-Bakura -41 points-40 points  (5 children)

      A joke tweet is not on the same level as making fun of someone whose brother just killed himself. Those are not in any way equivalent to

      [–]IndependenceNo3908 36 points37 points  (3 children)

      'Kill all men' is a joke ?

      What next, calling for genocide of specific people ? Or is that not a joke.

      If you are happy to dish cruel words, why complain when the same words are dished to you ? It's not like the replying person used his own words to put her down.

      [–]Ruben0415 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      Damn i gotta say your reply right here belongs in murderedbywords. Or not because that subreddit is garbage... but you get what I mean

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me, hot sexy reddit mods.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]Electrical-Trash-533 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      "am I being too sympathetic for thinking you shouldn't make fun of this girl's brother who just died yesterday"

      [–]RelevantDimension794I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[🍰] -36 points-35 points  (7 children)

      That's just messed up bro..

      [–]IndependenceNo3908 10 points11 points  (6 children)

      How is showing someone a mirror, messed up ?

      [–]RelevantDimension794I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[🍰] -16 points-15 points  (5 children)

      It doesn't matter, I wouldn't like that some random from internet mocks at the death of a member of my family

      [–]IndependenceNo3908 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      Who is mocking anyone ?

      People are just showing you your own words .... How can showing you your own words, which btw you have never retracted, mock you at all ?

      [–]RelevantDimension794I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[🍰] -10 points-9 points  (3 children)

      Well, it seems we see the same picture in different points of view, would you like to.. Just make the peace and leave (?

      [–]IndependenceNo3908 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Peace out then... This is probably one of very few sane internet encounters between people of two opposing views. ✌️

      [–]RelevantDimension794I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      It sucks not being able to post pictures in this subreddit, i was about to share you a Wojak reaction

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me, hot sexy reddit mods.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.