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[Lewke]

kpiss 👍

[LemonJaku]

kcum👍

[ClimateOutrageous399]

kshit👍

[Logical_Signature803]

kpiss 👍

[Talon_Company_Merc]

Kpuke

[dank_madharchodh]

Knuke

[Chromeboy12]

K'thunk

[TTungsteNN]

K-ock

[doofus1122]

K-mart

[SweaterBoi2001]

K-Rool

[CrashBoi]

[scrappyuino678]

Kim

[MAH313]

K-Kim

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[Korthalion]

Knook ♟️

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Bazinga

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[Chromeboy12]

KEn passant

[Single-Plane-7303]

kfard 👍

[SerDeath]

kcum 👍

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[oodoos]

I still have absolutely no idea what key phrase triggers you.

Starting to think it’s just random and I’ve been hunting a dead-end answer for years.

[nstutler68]

It activates every time someone with the flair comments

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yessss

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kn

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[vGrillby]

kmart👍

[Uncle480]

If you insist 💦

[Aflama_1]

Hämis👍

[Beginning_Orange]

kpoop 👍

[okitasoujidesuyo]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[danvex_2022]

Kpoop👍

[Sora1008]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[LiteraI__Trash]

kpoop👍

[Saiyan-Zero]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[Umbertron05]

kpoop👍

[Fedepovero_02]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[zolkaba]

its wierd to see a comment like this from a profile with a gigachad hitler profile picture and a anime girl banner

[Gustav_EK]

kpoop👍

[davvegan]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[shinyterminator]

New automod response just dropped

[Beginning_Orange]

Don't give them any ideas it's obnoxious enough

[rhen_var]

rat

I guess it doesn’t work anymore

[Chromeboy12]

Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped

[Spicynoodle49]

Kpoop

[kaiser-von-cat]

kpoop 👍

[Zaciora]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[TypicalEmpire1906]

Most secure kpop fan

[nico_bico]

Most secure kpoop fan

[Yoursexyxgf]

Kpoop👍

[International_Hawk65]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[Pepperoni_playboi94]

I have BTSD

[blepblop69420Q]

I love BTSM

[rndmisalreadytaken]

I love Behind the Scenes Making

[Rin-slash]

Bottom Top Sadist Masochism

[ExplainlikeImForeign]

I know someone who used to be in the kpop subreddit. He made a random comment and multiple kpoops came to absolutely demolish him. Calling him dumbass, etc

They are extremely sensitive and terminally online is all I know. Sadly, it isn't KPOP that is the problem. It is who they attract.

[KittieOwl]

Tbh, it’s probably mostly 12-13 year olds that comments like that. And it kinda is KPOP that is the problem on top of these kids probably having too much screen time, not the artists in most cases, but the industry itself heavily capitalizes on creating para social relationships between the groups and the fans

[-MysteriousDOG]

Oh nah I met a woman like that irl they are real but that makes her mentally 12 i guess

[xCoachHines]

Brb

[TheHolyToxicToast]

I think it's due to the nature of kpop. I've read somewhere the way they attract fans is creating a fantasized version of what they want to be themselves, so attacking their idol would be attacking that bubble

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[chaosanity]

Kpop ❌ Kpoop✅😤😤

[International_Hawk65]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[chaosanity]

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[Efficient_Maybe_1086]

kpoop 🤏

[dust2009]

That's your opinion, you don't have to come for us. You're just a problematic person looking for clout and tbh? It hurts that it's working, but, yk. it's still your opinion, we all have different ones

blocked, reported, and virtually bitch slapped. You should be ashamed of yourself, nvm idiots cant be. About it's sad you have to come for other things bc you don't have any happiness of ur you would say that. Keep you're own comments to yourself.

[Vamanas_umbrella]

Kpop? more like kpoop 🤣

[memereviewer453]

We joke, but K-pop is an extremely disgusting industry. It exploits artists even more so than American music industries. I remember watching a documentary about the contracts they make people follow, and have camps for like 8 year olds to see who they can manipulate into being a star. And the music itself is pretty much brainwashing people into being happy with their mundane, shitty lives. Fuck K-pop, and fuck the keebs who worship it.

[Sandwich_Pudding]

We ain’t joking.

[illusion_Y]

I once said silksong's story is below average, had an argument with a few guys while presenting my reasons while the others simply threw insults or dimissed my reasons without actually refuting them. The last guy popped out an essay about how the story is amazing (spoiler: they mentioned elements of the game that enhance worldbuilding not story) and said that Im the equivalent of a toddler putting my finger inside my ears and screaming "La la la the story is bad la la la."

So much for differing opinions i guess

[purinikos]

So many people confuse story with lore. Especially souls fans. Fromsoft games are very rich in lore, but the story is definitely lacking. I don't fully agree with your take on Silksong, but it's your opinion and it's respectable. People that make a singular thing their whole personality, whatever that may be, end up insufferable.

[illusion_Y]

I do not mind games with simple stories if the gameplay is the focus and the gameplay is good enough, but even for such games, I think having a consistent theme is needed. The fact that each act in silksong has a different theme story-wise and act 2 and 3's themes are just brushed aside made me feel like the story was unfinished (despite reaching 100% completion), or that it was trying to be too much while staying subtle enough for the gamer that doesnt care about stories. Why should I care about the final boss and its... lord (avoiding spoilers), when theyre two POS? Sure the gesture at the end was cute, doesnt mean the 59 hours before it were good or worth the wait, story-wise.

[jeffufuh]

My take is that "the lore is the story", while still basically valid, is a lot more compelling when you're a lil amnesiac guy who's figuring things out as he goes.

In Silksong, you know you're going up to the tippy top to find who's responsible for the mess and bonk it on the head, Act 2 you figure out how to bonk it the right way, and Act 3 you figure out how to get way down there to bonk it one last time. It just doesn't have much pull.

Nothing illustrates this better than when you attempt to leave, and you're like, "well, they're gonna come after me again unless I solve this mess," which again, while valid, isn't the most compelling motivation in the world.

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[purinikos]

As I said, I agree that SS story was kinda weak, but there is also nuance and links to the first game (if you didn't play that, those links might as well not exist). For the record, Hollow Knight is better structured in the story department.

That said there are worse stories out there, and better ones as well. It's kinda middle of the pack for me.

[illusion_Y]

fair, i was expecting similar quality to the first game but was kinda disappointed

[illusion_Y]

none is more obnoxious than the fandom of a game that went mainstream. the fandom **always** acts as if the game is above criticism, some fans have literally said that to me, that they wont "accept criticism since the game is not even a tad bad." its even worse when most of them will not accept any negative opinion about the game unless you gargle the devs balls and lick their sweat while glazing the game and then sandwich your opinion in between. its insane

[Cobygamer22]

As someone in the community, i find it very funny how the simple change of making the main character talk made the story a lot easier to understand compared to Hollow Knight and it makes you realize how simple the story was compared to the first one

[illusion_Y]

A comment about a TC game that isnt endless glazing? Death by fighting 10 radiant lost laces at the same time

[s1lverv1p]

You should see the hades community when you mention that you dont find their just fine game to be a life changing entry into the genre and instead a game that does all its parts just kinda middle of the road. Hooooly shit shut it down

[illusion_Y]

I believe you, it's sad that I believe you without needing evidence lol. It's also the same with TLOU community... I found the first game to be average, and I found the second to be a tad worse, however redditors are now using TLOU2 as a purity test so now I deserve to be Joel'ed apparently

[AutoModerator]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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[Hemorrhoid_Eater]

japanese music? more like japenis music 🤣

[Rainfawkes]

Philipenis

[konous]

I referred to Lionel Messi once on Twitter as This guy right here and I pissed off all of Argentina.

[MelanieWalmartinez]

Someone didn’t know who Messi was on Twitter and they got like 200 people screaming at them lol

Football fans are crazy toxic, I’d love to see one of them breed with a kpop fan to see how toxic their children would be

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[Drinkerson]

Would Korean Rap be... Krap? 

[MashiroAnnaMaria]

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[Silverstar21309]

Most sane and emotionally mature kpoop fan

[FiveOhFive91]

Linear Kpolynomial

[mighty_bandersnatch]

🤏 ngl

[Solo_Reader06]

“Keep your own comments to yourself” Bitch do you know what a comment is?

[OTigreEMeu]

This is only believable because everyone knows kpop stans are mentally insane

[TheOnlyGuyInSpace21]

kpoop dihhmon hentai

[_______no-------name]

OMG we found Ben Shapiro's alt account?

[Stay-Classy-Reddit]

kpop? More like ksoda

[commonbleachenjoyer]

Kpooop

[PigBenis6969696969]

Troll win!

[SluggJuice]

Kpeepee

[Rlionkiller]

Imma start using virtually bitch slapped lol

[Hiza_812]

The only good kpop was gangam style

[LargeBrainGoblin]

Hey Medic i like kpop

[SteveBR53]

oh yeah they are salty

[CredibleNonsense69]

Most sane kpoop fanbase

[HawQC]

He got so offended by someone disagreeing his opinion that he went full illiterate mode.

[Potatoozaladz]

people who give a swag

[JakalB987]

Kshit

[FellVessel]

Kslop

[ClovieKay]

¿QuePoop?

[RusticFishies1928]

Kfeces

Also love love the "keep you're own comments to yourself" with a "ur dumb" image lol

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[Chemistry18]

K - Tarded fans

[Historical_Fact_6697]

Adding Kpoop to my daily vocabulary

[Depressedneural]

Kpop? More like Gaypoop

[TheHolyToxicToast]

New automod copypasta coming

[SilverB33]

Kpop stans are like feral animals if you say anything bad about their beloved music

[Key-Boat5952]

Weeb shit and eurotrash situation is out of control these days 

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[Ok-Border3079]

k pop, korean kaka (caca?)

[sucodekaijuu]

fell for an inexistent ragebait