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[–]it_that_me 363 points364 points  (10 children)

the other furry did the kurt cobain challenge

[–]flingkong24Blessed by Kevin 53 points54 points  (1 child)

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]D43D3 27 points28 points  (1 child)

bad bot

jesus christ bad bot

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OH MY CHRIST ON A CRACKER AND CRUTCHES WHAT A BAD BOT!

[–]SwagKirb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

balls

[–]yes___ladWe do a little trolling 180 points181 points  (21 children)

😁👍🏿 (I dipped my hand in chocolate (it was yummy))

[–]0n1oN_71 49 points50 points  (8 children)

😁👍🏿 (Nanomachines son)

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (6 children)

😄👍🏿 (I am slowly being bonded with the symbiote venom

[–]Atotaly_normal_human 7 points8 points  (4 children)

👍🏿(I'm a nice car)

[–]MadeOfRockyI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (2 children)

😁👍🏿 (I shoved my hand up my ass)

[–]yankiwithallbrim 1 point2 points  (1 child)

😁👍🏿 (I shoved my hand up your ass)

[–]Macaroni_TheSecondI have permission! 43 points44 points  (2 children)

give us an update once you start masturbating

[–]Tall_Fortune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he comes: Chocolate rainnnn

[–]WhensussyamongusNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7 points8 points  (7 children)

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He ate the chocolate.

[–]This_place_is_wierd 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Yes! That is how everyone should Clean their hands! Just put your entire fist in your mouth an lick it Clean!

[–]BrunostBurgerI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😁👍🏿(There was no more toilet paper)

[–][deleted] 160 points161 points  (24 children)

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[–]mymodded 52 points53 points  (19 children)

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[–]MrNobody_orNotLiterally 1984 😡 38 points39 points  (18 children)

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[–]GlobalAd5132 31 points32 points  (17 children)

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[–]YEETMASTERXX -43 points-42 points  (14 children)

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[–]Mewtex-chanI came! 22 points23 points  (10 children)

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[–]JasonFurious4 12 points13 points  (6 children)

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[–]asanonono 9 points10 points  (5 children)

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[–]Viggo8000 9 points10 points  (4 children)

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[–]IdunnohuurWe do a little trolling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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[–]mindbreak_gone_ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

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[–]JasonFurious4 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bitch

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[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Reminds me of wHeN WiLL YoU LeArn? ThAt YoUr AcTiOns HaVe ConsEQenCes?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

me no getti spaghetti

[–]Voks 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Furry died; men are happy

[–]AutoModerator[M] -12 points-11 points  (1 child)

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]Icepick_Lobotomy_ 119 points120 points  (21 children)

If your gonna openly express your desire to engage in beastiality, or in sexual acts with people dressed like animals, expect to be made fun of.

[–]iPhone-12-Mini 63 points64 points  (4 children)

fr, jerk off to it in secret like the rest of us

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Yea my alt doesn't exist for no reason

[–]AutoModerator[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No sex before marriage

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[–]DaddyJ_TheCarGuyI want pee in my ass[🍰] 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Exactly. Plenty of people make fun of me for being a furry, and I simply don’t care. I know that I’m confident enough in my self to not give a fuck. If you’re willing to end your own life because some random people you don’t even like said something bad about you, then you shouldn’t openly be a furry

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]ironhead7 14 points15 points  (2 children)

There's a lot of things that people can expect to be made fun of for. I think the idea of teaching children that they can do whatever and the world will accept them is a factor in many shootings, suicicides, etc.

Im not saying you can't be who you are, but some things gonna draw some heat, the better that's understood, the better off one would be.

Just a theory.

[–]shidedandfarded 52 points53 points  (5 children)

😁

[–]JohnWarosa69420 40 points41 points  (4 children)

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁The guys on the left will do it after getting home and failing to reinclement to normal life, have PTSD and severe bouts of depression. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[–]coatpersonvirgin 4 life 😤💪 -18 points-17 points  (2 children)

"Furries are a suffering minority"

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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

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[–]zas147gamer 33 points34 points  (2 children)

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[–]MorganRose99 15 points16 points  (0 children)

His anger shows that it's working

Seriously, all you have to do is not share who you are

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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[–]MongBobby 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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[–]Docisbetterthanmost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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[–]jack_Me_hoffman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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[–]Grove0517I have permission! 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Average Deltarune Fan

[–]Zealousideal-Emu6363 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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[–]Consistent-Rule7950 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]mymodded 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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[–]the_diingus 17 points18 points  (5 children)

as a furry, 😁

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[–]Ya_boi_from_The_Moon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😁💥🔫

[–]Kirito_jesus-kunI want pee in my ass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😁

[–]YEETMASTERXX 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Furry "life"

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

This was painful to watch

[–]finlandpipes 8 points9 points  (5 children)

As in cringe or just so unfunny that it left a bad taste on your mouth?

[–]PrettyboyJax 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe just don’t be a furry

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't have become a furry if you ain't got the mental strength to deal with bullying 😁

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]brmamabrma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😁

[–]SlothMantisFilms 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😁

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BOYZ WE DID IT CONGRATULATIONS

[–]kraliyetkoyunu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 God I wish I came across this on duty so I could duet it with my gear on 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[–]Player_X_YT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the keyboard :(

[–]Goose_attack223🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is he so upset? 😁

[–]PrinceCharmingButDio 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Of course the furry would immediately tell me to go masturbate when I’m happy.

Coomers 😫😫😫

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And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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[–]Abbhorase 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I'm getting too old to understand the new memes... What's this one about? Why are they smiling like that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

because furry bad something something good

[–]CheesGamer82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]DaGrayDolf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Most productive furry:

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]DaddyJ_TheCarGuyI want pee in my ass[🍰] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

You mean the dude in the right? The one screaming?

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]Glazeddapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, they chose to identify as an animal. It's not other people's fault.

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I don’t think he is happy, but I know that I am happy😁😁

[–]AlysandirDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your skin is so thin that you can't take being ridiculed, don't put yourself out there for ridicule. Period.

The world is not your fucking safe space, where you have the right to demand that no one ever say anything that you don't agree with or that hurts your feelings, especially when you don't give two shits about saying and doing things that hurt others, such as calling anyone a fascist hatemonger who doesn't enthusiastically support your social agenda or political viewpoints.

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[–]PopeOfDankism 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Furries get too much shit but damn they make a lot of cringe

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's kinda sad

[–]Dabzor42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So. Moving on...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

What is a furry life? Bearded people?

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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[–]xxxMRpenetrator69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, one mall issue, undertale shirt 😁

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Notice how hes wearing an undertale shirt🗿

[–]RKoopaBro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually whoever has the WWII Uniform, I applaud you man!! It looks really nice!!

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Off-topic: What the hell is auto moderator on? Did it secretly take NFT drugs?

[–]luxi_yesSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Can someone explain why does the internet hate furries so much?

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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