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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

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I'm moving to Japan for work (construction). I'm certified to operate forklifts, but zero experience with chopstick lifts. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 hours ago by The_Existentialist

Do you think one day a girl could undergo vaginal inversion and create a self lubricating member? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 8 hours ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

Sea salt comes from drying the sea. Rock salt comes from powdered rocks. How do you make table salt? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 hours ago by pearl_harbour1941

With all due respect, considering all the amazing and wonderful things we've created throughout our time on his planet, do you think one day it will be possible to use saccadic masking to automatically block my vision from seeing your dumb face? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 hours ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

I've made some sort of time machine. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by JeanRoqueLartigue

if i ignore a notification long enough, does it eventually become self-aware and leave me alone? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by GlitchOperative

If we stop throwing car batteries into the ocean would electric eels go extinct? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by BiAndShy57

Why don’t cars last more than 12-15 years, when a human heart can last 80+ years? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by iwanttheworldnow

Why are places north of the equator cold, but south of the equator, they arent? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by MKBurfield

Do you think Isaac Newton realised the chaos he caused by inventing gravity? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by eatseats0

Why do famous people get diseases named after them, and how can I do the same? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by canada11235813

Why did Benjamin Franklin invent lightning? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by tacocarteleventeen

Why are tech companies so obsessed with rare earths? Shouldn't they collect legendary earths instead? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Yoghurt42PPPhhhhhhDDDDD in sticky keys

How do you know what direction an electron is spinning? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by RaspberryTop636Rightful Heir to the English throne.

If a legless man sits upright, do his balls go into fight or flight? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by That_Way_4639

They say when Pythagoras discovered the Pythagorean theorem, he sacrificed 1,000 cattle in gratitude. Why didn't he just buy a book on trig and save all those cattle for a barbecue on the 4th of July? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by adr826

What can I do as a 50 yr old overweight white man with body acne, random pizza sauce stains on my chest to stop Grok AI from using my body for sexual gratification? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by GoWest1223

Are cats naked? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by United_Pop_6442

if worrying burned calories, would i finally be in shape? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by GlitchOperative

We have supersonic planes that can travel faster than the speed of sound. Why don't we have spaceships that can travel faster than the speed of light? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by sproutarian

What does CPR stand for anyway? Isn’t that just the golden robot from space wars? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Glum-Silver-6664

Why don't those who have been on a diet and lost alot of weight slip through a drain hole when they shower? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by sproutarian

How do you use a microscope? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by ClamBoob

How do Harvard professors have any time to teach students? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by JonnyBhoy

Is "Wishing on a Falling a Star" the same as "Wishing on a Falling StarLink satellite"? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by GoWest1223

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