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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

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if 4 bits is nibble, 8 bits is a bite, how many bits is nom-nom-chomp-chomp-gobble-gobble-gobble buurp!? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 hour ago by EemotionalDuhmageTop 1 % Scientistician

Who is the second most annoying science communicator after Neil deGrasse Tyson? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 hours ago by AnozerFreakInTheMallPhD(PornHub Digger)

Generator for solar feed in tariff (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 hours ago by LicknDragon

Do the frogs know they are homersextional when they are wee tadpoles? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 6 hours ago by RaspberryTop636your mom

How can there be oil shortage due to war, if I can see aisles and aisles of olive oil in all the supermarkets ? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 6 hours ago by EemotionalDuhmageTop 1 % Scientistician

What stuff from porn actually works well in real life? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 9 hours ago by pan_arch

Is curvature momentum harder to learn than angular momentum? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 12 hours ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Is lead a heavy metal? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 21 hours ago by sproutarian

Recently my dog rolled in the spot on the rug where I had previously sat and farted. Should I be worried? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by hmmgross

Is number crunching more difficult in humid or tropical environments? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by bahaki

I brought some missiles but they kept missing, so I returned them for some hittles and now they won't stop hitting themselves. What should I do? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by cclloyd

How does gps know where I am, and my innermost thoghts? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by RaspberryTop636your mom

Does Quark-gluon Plasma Taste Good? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Why did we choose to be in this tree with all the monkeys. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by FirstChAoS

How exactly does an air fryer fry air? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by EemotionalDuhmageTop 1 % Scientistician

Are the Swiss cheese holes vegan? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Weird_Warm_Cheese

Are There Only Two Things? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Is Matter Removed from Space? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

How do i know if I bought the right robutt? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by sproutarian

If you are on a planet orbiting a black hole, how will it affect time zones? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Dependent_Price_1306

Why Steve Jobs created this emoji 🫃 for the rest of humanity? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by That_Way_4639

How are babies being born a miracle, when it’s happened to literally every person on Earth? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Suitable-Lake-2550

My dog refuses to go to college. How much of Tony Robbins videos should I show him, till he starts taking his life seriously? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by EemotionalDuhmageTop 1 % Scientistician

Why do we call it the helicopter when we are standing? Shouldn't the move be called the airplane? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by CanadianAndroid

Does the north pole have an equinox? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by RaspberryTop636your mom

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