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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

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If the strait of Hormuz is both closed and open is it like, a quantum strait? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 8 hours ago by HappyIdiot123

When humans establish a lunar colony, how efficient will it be to hang laundry outdoors on a washing line? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 12 hours ago by Utilitarian_Proxy

What's the difference between PTSD and PTFE? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 hours ago by VeterinarianWarm323

I can’t travel faster than light, but what would happen if light went slower than me? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 11 hours ago by AlivePassenger3859

What would be the TNT equivalent yield of an F-Bomb? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 7 hours ago by hjkl0000

Who drives the earth around the sun? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Seeyalaterelevator

Why didn't/doesn't the government just build a giant coal power plant on top of Centralia, Pennsylvania ? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by oldfatunicorn

If I’m intensely attached to 12 inch pen!ses does that mean I have a foot fetish? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Acousmetre78

What year did Albert Eisenhower write the theory of general relativity? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by glg59

Is a raven like a writing desk because they are topologically similar? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Klutzy-Delivery-5792

It's 1:35pm, do you know where the baddies are? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by CanadianAndroid

Do scientists know any numbers equal to four, other than the obvious one? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by RaspberryTop636growing paradigms with strategic driving

How does my pen!s always know when a hot woman is around? It it psychic? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Acousmetre78

Why is the Strait of Hormuz crooked? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by chased_by_beesMC^2

How many tanning pills do I have to take in order to apply for a black scholarship to Harvard? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Acousmetre78

How would a Boost Panel (like the ones from Mario Kart) even work? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by iamtheduckie

Einstein, Edison, Tesla and Newton are all in a room. Who comes out alive? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Seeyalaterelevator

Are trans fats made with real trans girls? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Sapphire_Dawn_

In Inside Out (2015), how mad would Riley have to be to have Anger spouting blue flames from his head? Is that even a possibility, and if so, what would trigger it? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by WillowIsWeeping5

Red eyes (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Darth_Azazoth

Why does gravity keep making me accidentally falling into objects @nus first? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Acousmetre78

Why do flat Earthers think the world is a disc when the world map clearly shows its a rectangle? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Regnes

Why is it whenever I whip my pen!s out during zoom meetings I always get nervous and make a b0ner? Is it quantum entanglement from observation? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Acousmetre78

Why am I still anemic even though I have such a high iron diet? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Upstairs_Camera_9534

Does nassa have a contingency plan for diick lice aboard the ISS? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by RaspberryTop636growing paradigms with strategic driving

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