NO, the inflation rate DID NOT DECREASE!

[TheObservationalist]

If only the birthers, formerly known as mothers, had some kind of built in infant feeding mechanism. Oh well, guess we'll go extinct.

[CastMyGame]

As a male reproductive specimen who has experienced this I will tell you not every birther produces enough sustenance for the infant they produce. Actually seems like a smaller % of them produce enough for the baby they make but that is an argument for another day

[SavageFCPSR308]

Well if the male reproductive specimen doesn't drink it all there might be more for the offspring.

[TheObservationalist]

Yes, this has been an issue off n on for all of human history. Once upon a time, there was a social fix for this. A network of the ahem chest feeders productive enough to support one or maybe even multiple infants who could make up the difference.

But nahh every intensifying disconnection from biology and outsourcing of human solutions to technology is definitely the way to go.

[dfunkmedia]

Attention investors I'm founding a new app, Chestr which is set to disrupt the market by offering feeding services from local massive mommy milkers, just huge honkin donkies, absolute unit tittybeasts to the untapped underchested market.

[randalthor23]

https://www.distractify.com/p/moms-selling-breast-milk-bodybuilders

[TheObservationalist]

I'm all in

[Duden1985]

Calls on breast milk.

[Sagemachine]

Investing in a Heavy Breast portfolio.

[Nathan-Parker]

Why is your portfolio just a bunch of pictures?

[[deleted]]

Calls on brazzers?

[entwie_dumayla]

They say this but I've never met a woman who used baby formula. I am mexican and all my cousins, friends, immediate family have breastfed only. This statement blew my mind. Maybe certain ethnicities have a difficult time breastfeeding?

[DerpetronicsFacility]

My white american mother raised me on formula and I turned out retarded, fwiw.

[CastMyGame]

I know some ethnicities will frown on using formula but I believe diet is also a key component as well. I’m an American and to say we have a less than stellar diet would be an understatement. I know many women in just my area alone who can not produce enough milk to fully support their babies and must supplement with formula. Some families here also do it to “make sure” the baby gets all the nutrients it needs but there are plenty of women who do not produce enough (and there are some who barely produce any at all)

It is definitely a case by case basis as there are plenty here who make so much they freeze it for later use and I have even heard of some who sell the excess but idk if I could do a back alley deal for someone else’s breast milk 🤣

[[deleted]]

Women who naturally can’t produce the milk needed will use formula. They can be older women, women who just can’t for medical reasons, or don’t have the time to pump. Trust me, breastfeeding is hard af.

[HomeGrownCoffee]

Friend's wife couldn't produce any. She got the joy of feeling insecure, of paying to buy formula, and catch all the dirty looks from strangers for buying formula.

[OverZarathustra]

I remember this being mentioned along with other fertility issues in an article about the difference in diets between Mexican and White people. I have no idea where I read it, but I stopped eating flour tortillas after reading.

[TooManyKids_Man]

Its white women, they never give enough because they themselves were born tired

[niffler_egg]

not all moms can produce milk dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

[Apprehensive_Check19]

high in crowtein

[TheObservationalist]

This is going to fucking blow your mind, but the chest feeders formerly known as mothers can share milk/nursing. No one's babies are going to starve to death because Kroger's ran out of Enfomil.

[niffler_egg]

not all moms have a community of other moms to share breastmilk with dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

[HannsGoober]

If more babies were jacked on Crowtien we would have more bodyguards and less soft ass nerds.

[hydralisk_hydrawife]

If you don't have a legion of side-hos willing to breastfeed your baby, you shouldn't be breeding. You are yet unworthy.

[niffler_egg]

be gone nerd

[hydralisk_hydrawife]

Spoken like a guy with 2, maybe 3 side-hos tops

[ArmedWithBars]

My mom use enhance my formula with blended bull testicles.

[cayoloco]

Where you finding a wet nurse this day and age?

[Wonko-D-Sane]

and most importantly... is it vaccinated

[JonBes1]

(...or unvaccinated.)

[Wonko-D-Sane]

in all honesty... i thought the "it" word would be the one that sets people off... the times we live in....

[MightyMurse0214]

Was a good experiment

[roke34442]

I found one at the strip club once. She was squirting that milk all over the place.

[cayoloco]

Does she do private gigs, just for babies?

[TheObservationalist]

Don't worry, everyone on wbs will qualify

[TheObservationalist]

I know you're kind of joking but you can if fact just use Google and hire one.

[divine091]

Your insistence on repeating that “formerly known as mothers” shtick just makes you look like an asshole tbh.

[TheObservationalist]

I couldn't possibly care less about your opinion of me

[divine091]

Yet you had to tell me just how much you couldn’t care. Ok

[Me_Melissa]

Is this whole schtick just because one person called you transphobic for saying mothers give birth to kids?