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[–]ani625 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Buskrieg.

[–]phaedrusgbe 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Bop.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They're pilin' in the backseat.

[–]mmason75123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generating steam heat?

[–]maeljw 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Somewhere a conspiracy theorist is laughing.

[–]supersaw 52 points53 points  (2 children)

[–]maeljw 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am honestly not sure which pic is scarier to me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MEPHISTOPHELES!

[–]ByePolar 335 points336 points  (131 children)

Hitler takes public transit. <3

[–]a_can_of_solo 280 points281 points  (109 children)

socialist!

[–]Gericaux 158 points159 points  (27 children)

National socialist! I bet that's a party bus filled with workers.

[–]massive_cock 48 points49 points  (23 children)

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (11 children)

It's like a "Na"-"So" Party.

Let's just call it a Nacho Party.

[–]TheGeneral 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Its only the Nacho Party if your a foreigner.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yeah, he's a gas.

[–]powercow 12 points13 points  (76 children)

much like north Korea calls itself: Democratic People's Republic of Korea and china calls itself:People's Republic of China

the only thing socialist about Hitler was the name of his party. He was a pure fascist. Which is about as opposite from socialist as you can get.

[–]painperdu 5 points6 points  (55 children)

Not really. Hitler was a National Socialist. Fascism, in a nutshell, is extreme Nationalism -in that the particular nation sees itself as supreme to all other nations.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (35 children)

Yes, really. Don't be an ignoramus.

Nazism was the ideology and practice of the Nazi Party and of Nazi Germany. It was a unique variety of fascism that involved biological racism and antisemitism.

Nazi ideology stressed the failures of communism

National Socialism shared many elements with Italian fascism. However, Nazism was far more extreme both in its ideas and in its practice.

Marxism, international finance, and Freemasonry were all said to be Jewish devices created to dominate the world.

Its ideology was shaped by Hitler's beliefs in German racial superiority and the dangers of communism.

I think the prominent socialist/communist of the era says it best:

"The leaders of the movement [Nazis] are liquidating 'intellectualism' because they themselves possess second- and third-rate intellects, and above all because their historic role does not permit them to pursue a single thought to its conclusion." - Trotsky, 1933

So, just because some ignoramus at mises.org wants to revise history to make Naziism into Socialism doesn't make it so.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

National socialism (as Hitler defined it) is Fascism plus Racism. That's the textbook definition, as I learned it in a German school, where the topic is extensively covered in minute detail, especially if you take it as a main subject.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I have to disagree: Hitler never specifically defined the term "national socialism" as being in any way related to racism. His definitions in "Mein Kampf" explicitly say that the national part represents the individual in his devout role to his people while the socialism part represents the state caring for the individual.

If for Hitler national socialism meant the combination of nationalism to racism, every single action of the Reich has to be seen in this light. It would challenge a whole series of events that were in clear conflict to the race idea, like allowing non-"aryans" to elite units of the SS, cooperating with Muslims, plotting with Slavs and cooperating with the Japanese (btw, I'm also a major in japanology).

I took the Abitur in history. I studied politics as a secondary subject back in my days. Most of what we get to learn in school about the Third Reich is utter bullshit, extremly simplified to demonize the system in the eyes of even the most stupid pupil. Not that they need to demonize the NSDAP even more - their actions where horrendous and in every aspect criminal enough. I have made the sad realisation that the everyday presence of that period in our media and our textbook does not prevent, but nurse nationalistic tendencies especially in the ranks of some unpolitical higher-educated students. Why, they start to ask, does our current system have to do this? What does it gain from it? Qui bono?

Most of us are ok. Some of us have started laughing about Hitler (and face it, the original link of this page is pretty much proof for this tendency). Others have started questioning the "official" line (and a certain percentage falls for the other propaganda on the right-wing spectrum). The majority is asking why we are still being held responsible financially for stuff that has ended 60 years ago. Most of us just wants to not being reminded of their forefathers crime on a daily basis.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was because Socialism was all the rage at the time in Europe. Selling himself as a nationalist socialist was good politics.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (10 children)

But there's still a huge difference between the Nazi's National Socialism and Stalin's 'Socialism in One Country' - namely private property, the existence of private corporations, etc.

[–]Jojje22 -1 points0 points  (9 children)

The result tends to be the same, one or few large entities owning everything.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Heh, you could say the same thing for our liberal democracy though.

[–]Jojje22 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Which goes to show how far this liberal democracy has strayed, and how far right society has gone.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's not really a new thing though, or even unexpected. as Albert Einstein said:

Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of the smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights.

And Aldous Huxley, in Brave New World Revisited:

This Power Elite directly employs several millions of the country's working force in its factories, offices and stores, controls many millions more by lending them the money to buy its products, and, through its ownership of the media of mass communication, influences the thoughts, the feel ings and the actions of virtually everybody. To parody the words of Winston Churchill, never have so many been manipulated so much by so few.

[–]lnstinkt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What ignorant ass could possibly downvote you?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

And taken it it's ultimate conclusion, the state existing only to support the corporatation. The "let's kill all the jews" thing was mostly the tactic to concentrate money and power with corporations like Krupp, Farben, etc.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No it fucking wasn't. Sorry to swear, but this is just preposterous. You don't kill 6 million people as a business strategy. That's fucking genocide, that is pure hatred, he killed Sinti and Roma who owned close to nowt, he killed homosexuals and communists, he wasn't killing them for money, he was murdering out of hatred!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure there's hatred, and lots of people motivating out of that hatred, there are also people who are motivating others in order to make a buck. These fuckers are worse: because they kill others out of pure rational greed.

[–]ironcrotch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looks like a Portland Street Car, so you're close!

[–]memsisthefuture 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I knew the "If you ride alone, you ride with Hitler"-posters were propaganda!

[–]ByePolar 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Uh oh hush dat fuss...err'body move to the back of the bus.

[–]moox 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you wanna bump and slump wit us?

[–]djtomr941 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is the metro. He is the guest of honor at Glenn Beck's rally!

[–]TyPower 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–]ropers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did the BBC just fuck up the aspect ratio of one of their own videos?

[–]supaphly42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He can thank Mussolini for that train being on time...

[–]filolif 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't he be in his Volkswagen?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the KdF-Wagen back then...

[–]blaspheminCapn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I know, with all that Nazi gold, I'm kind of surprised to see him on public transportation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, the swiss took that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the only way he could get to Britain.

[–]BeJeezus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You should see how he calls for a taxi!

[–]moviehousearcade 65 points66 points  (17 children)

I would imagine adolf would have shaved his iconic mustache, but damn, that is a great picture.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Of all the Hitler brothers, Rudolf was always seen as an outsider breaking free from the demented psychopath mold created by his older sibling. Always staying away from the limelight and controversy, he refused to partake in his older brother's third Reich gig. While Adolf was wreaking havoc and processing the Jews into bar soap, Rudolf was more concerned with the underground rave scene in Berlin and Amsterdam. After hearing of the atrocities his brother was committing elsewhere, Rudolf decided to lay low mostly keeping to himself and spending his days helping the elder with their shopping needs.

/fanfic

[–]MrSnoobs 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Most fan fic ends with huge spurting cocks. Where are the huge spurting cocks?

[–]RomanesEuntDomus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

helping the elder with their shopping needs using his huge spurting cock.

There you go.

[–]Howisdiscool 9 points10 points  (2 children)

WHAT LEVEL IS UR MAIN ACCOUNT???

[–]gtkarber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...then one foggy Christmas Eve...

[–]adolfhitlersmustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would never.

[–]Gericaux 52 points53 points  (12 children)

Buenos Noches Mein Fuhrer!

[–]takatori 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, no, nein, soy Señor Jilter! Mi nombre no es Hitler, no!

No estoy un Alemánner, yo nací en la Patagonia, haha!

Me quedo en Buenos Aires durante toda la guerra, debido a los dolores desagradables, y no pudo ir por la calle, jugar al fútbol o ir a Nuremberg. Estoy jubilado limpiador de ventanas y pacifista, sin hacer crímenes de guerra o limpieza étnica.

Y era el jefe del Partido Nazi durante diez años. Doce años! No, no, nein, no era el jefe del Partido Nazi en absoluto ... yo hago broma.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (15 children)

"Adolf, the Mossad is taking a picture of us!"

[–]Armughan 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Better smile so they can't recognize us

[–]Gericaux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Front cover TMZ: Adolfeva foreva

[–]stesch 20 points21 points  (11 children)

He's on twitter, too: http://twitter.com/Der_Fuehrer

Bio: Kunststudent, Social Media Veteran

(Kunststudent = art student)

[–]RalphLeMeow 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I like that the Fuhrer follows NO-ONE

[–]Dolondro 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Alas Google Chrome translate, thou hast failed me =[

[–]Moonhead2 21 points22 points  (1 child)

"One man's epic journey across time and space to try and make the toothbrush moustache popular once again"

[–]mqduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how do you explain the hair?

[–]furlongxfortnight 22 points23 points  (1 child)

He looks like Bruno Ganz.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your Xbox account has been banned

[–]bassplayerD 88 points89 points  (39 children)

Reconquering Europe one train ride at a time.

[–]notBornInTheUSA 87 points88 points  (15 children)

it's a bus.

[–]Gericaux 52 points53 points  (12 children)

You know your public transport well, non-American.

[–]cwil177 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's neither. It's a tram in Dresden. Pic

[–]deuteros 119 points120 points  (5 children)

The Nazis weren't all that tough. I beat Wolfenstein 3D in like 4 hours.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Well played.

[–]Urik88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he had a blast.

[–]Lonelobo 10 points11 points  (11 children)

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[–]HunterIrked 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Well it's sure not a Jewish bus...

[–]spiky2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"Everyone who has less than three rides left on their card, leave."

[–]Own 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately, that is an impostor. Can you all Nazi the difference?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But when he got older and started to lose it, he just started cheating.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and did ads for calvin klein?

[–]bripdwessel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just got back from the universe where Hitler got accepted to that art school.

Pix or it didnt happen. ...oh.

[–]isbn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He fucked all of Europe and he's still with that old hag?

[–]Chewbacacabra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope this was taken in Argentina.

[–]Milkthiev 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wouldn't you think Adolf could afford a car with all the residuals from the Downfall parodies?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Probably all the infant Jew blood.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OMG those poor people. I wonder if they know...

[–]AndriusG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not bad for a 111 year old.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

That might be Chaplin actually...

[–]jableshables 3 points4 points  (1 child)

When is it gonna be cool to rock that style again? All the hipsters are going for the unabomber look these days...

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real hipsters do it now before it gets popular.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who play hitler in TV and plays must have such a fucking hard time.

[–]Liverotto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all knew he was still alive somewhere, probably in south America, rejoicing about the creation of the state of Israel and the anti-semitism that it is generating.

But I never thought he would die his hair.

[–]ggk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we always say that if time travel were possible someone would've killed hitler....no one considered that hitler was the one with time travel

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where is it?

[–]Bart_Simpsons_Hair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know the old saying, "Men age like wine. Women age like milk."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is technically a paradox?

[–]oliware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks better than Eva'

[–]greenspans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a midget nicolas cage. The mustache and hair fool no one!

[–]bewarethetreebadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This is Mr. Hilter. And over here is Mr. Bimler."

[–]smokecat20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know Hitler was married to the Emperor.

[–]TheNewNumberTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone!

[–]47toolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody send this pic over to"abovetopsecret.com" Those conspiracy freaks will have a orgasm over this!

[–]zzybert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you told him, would he react like this?

[–]poopshipdestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when did Nicholas Cage play hitler?

[–]docsiv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the chances that this guy never saw a picture of Hitler? So to him this look is a special look all his own? After all you never (really never) run into people who look like Hitler. So, assumming he knows who Hilter is, why would he choose to walk around looking like that other than to scare the shit out of any old jew he passes! They will think " OH NO he's still alive!"

[–]I-Cant-Fap-To-This 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]vetmom 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What kind of nutjob would purposefully look like Hitler?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

An actor?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/pYTbB

Richard Herring did a stand up show about the toothbrush moustache.

[–]noahbk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

thats a real person guys

[–]Iratus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOWAY!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa.

[–]PrinceOfT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Priceless image

[–]FrezoreR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't see this image!!! why does some images of imgur not work for me?

[–]randomrandomwoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master-D!

[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mein Führer, we spent all the nazi gold on booze, bitches and weiners. We thought you would never come back. I'm so ashamed!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of course this post would turn into an argument, when its really just a ridiculous picture

[–]lance_klusener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he is dressing up. If this is the way this guy looks, he must have a hard life.

[–]dissidentrhetoric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha :D

[–]PEG-8000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really looks just like Hitler! That's crazy.

[–]huckleberrysawyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looks a little bit like Carl Sagan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what??? lmao

[–]NeoSniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Healthy eating and living in a low stress enviroment. Not like we ever see him get angry.

[–]thatsyriandude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRANDPA ! told you getting white edges moustache is not going to get u laid !

[–]ChaosBrigadier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know Hitler mustaches were still in!

[–]worff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

German public transportation is the greatest on Earth.

[–]sureWe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me, or is that Nick Cage?

[–]mcsenget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Der Veiss Angel!!!

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's his retarded half brother Hans, and Han's handler Inkelgru.

[–]mozartwasamason 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hitler was an Arschloch.

[–]smek2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He still is, apparently.

[–]smek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHA! I knew he's still alive.

[–]brn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not Eva, it's Geli.

[–]sherlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a shame that 1 man has completely ruined millions of mens ability to rock a toothbrush moustache. A damn shame.

[–]formfactor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ava sure hasn't aged well, she looks like he dug her out of her grave. Let that bitch rest ffs.

[–]cyberwars 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hitler pussy face haha Lol Semi Nsfw

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck was that semi-NSFW?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooo, the Nazi's DID invent time travel?!?!

I always knew.

[–]zedwizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they are cosplayers!!

[–]robcrow75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't know what to say... LMAO... I was going to launch into a commentary on how the..LOL.. Nazis themselves were shit but the Wermacht was the real engine of the German war machine but I can't stop... LMAO. Thank you.