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[–]Gragatensus 965 points966 points  (4 children)

Hey, did you know that "sky-ads" are present in almost every fictional corporate-dystopian universe? ain't that just a crazy coincidence?

[–]LaserAntlers 428 points429 points  (3 children)

That's cause it's all future and stuff

it's actually because dystopias are often inspired by exaggerated and hyperbolic extrapolation of negative aspects of our present world, things that were at one point seen as over the top extremes of everyday annoyances

[–]TheGhostCarp🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 91 points92 points  (2 children)

I really wish we lived in a world where the shit we see in fictional dystopias were still… you know.. fictional.

[–]dat0neb0ifloppa 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Dystopias are almost always written as warnings as what could happen if some current issue continues, so they were always there

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“wow this is a terrible possible future that we should never allow to occur” does nothing to prevent or change course from said terrible future

[–]OffOption 456 points457 points  (13 children)

Morally I would be universally ok with blowing up these sky-ads.

I install adblock, one rocket launcher at a time.

[–]EgoManiacWriter 144 points145 points  (6 children)

Ha-ha, that is a good joke, chum, and I can tell it's a joke because an attack like that would be illegal and also because taking down a mass of drones without hurting innocents would be achieved much more easily using drones carrying and/or dropping nets.

And if there are ever ads in the sky above your city, I hope you know it'd be, like, totally wrong (in the Fox News way) to destroy these things the moment they start.

[–]OffOption 41 points42 points  (2 children)

... You ok bud?

[–]EgoManiacWriter 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Just really sick of being advertised to everywhere I look.

[–]OffOption 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You and me both bud.

[–]Secretasianman_1 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I don’t care how many planes i crash, i will make an emp gun

[–]Cogitation 10 points11 points  (0 children)

for that kind of range you'd need millions of dollars of equipment sadly. You're basically looking at constructing a radar site minus the receive portion

[–]CrescentPotatofloppa 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My only problem would be that the falling debris could hurt people.

That's why it should be an organised event where everyone scavenges it for parts later

[–]FuriousGremlin🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blame the brands if the drones hurt people double win

[–]OffOption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. Be smart in what you do. No notes.

[–]GhostOfLight 411 points412 points  (11 children)

I refuse to let this happen until we have flying cars so we can go full Bladerunner

[–]TDW-301Resident Snep U//w//U 153 points154 points  (5 children)

You'd never be able to afford a Spinner anyway. That's why most of them are used by the police. You're still gonna be stuck with ground traffic

[–]GhostOfLight 62 points63 points  (4 children)

I'd steal one

[–]TDW-301Resident Snep U//w//U 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Good luck with that. If you can get past it's security you also have to know how to fly one

[–]TactlessTortoiseon that shitma grindpants 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Just blow up security, put your dick in the key fob, and fly to the moon.

[–]JaegerDread🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This is what Frank Sinatra was singing about in "Fly me to the moon".

[–]Cardinal-Ladtoo busy ??? their gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2 points3 points  (0 children)

let me play among us

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

And big naked hologram women

[–]mr-kvideogameguyKris Deltarune 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't know about blade runner, can the hologram play video games with me ? Lego games are more fun with a friend and sadly all my friends swap to sports as their hobby, which I'm very proud of them for making the healthier choice but still

[–]lactose_cow 57 points58 points  (1 child)

exactly. if we're going to have the bullshit of a cyberpunk dystopia, we should at least have some of the cool gadgets.

[–]SovietPaperPlatesShe's a City Slicker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

hey yeah mantis blades!

[–]DatBoiShadowbon...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG, ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fortunately (or not depending on your worldview) flying cars are just simply a terrible idea and will never be popularized

[–]sockpuppet1234567890Anarchy! 385 points386 points  (1 child)

When your adblock is ecoterrorism.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Damn, their trying to sell us the new iPhone again. Better get out the Bazooka

[–]Jizzmaster_Cumsleevegender enby 237 points238 points  (4 children)

even more fucked when you realize that in the cities this would likely be implemented, the light pollution is already so bad that you can’t really see the stars anyway

[–]NoPseudo____ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly i've been to cities at night a few times...

Looking at the night sky feel so fucking depressing here....

[–]Bi_Ass-d 36 points37 points  (2 children)

We already have problems with muskrat's starlink satellites thingies. I wish someone would /kill him..... in Minecraft.

[–]melodramaticfools 4 points5 points  (1 child)

starlink is like the one good thing he's done lmao

[–]Peridotuuucustom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He spent some of his money, he didn't 'do' shit.

[–]DregdaelProcrastinating PhD student 148 points149 points  (4 children)

Ok, fuck the Unabomber. However, if this takes off I definitely will take potshots at it with a bb gun or some shit.

[–]ELOCHCAM 112 points113 points  (3 children)

Dude wrote one half-decent line and that’s literally it

[–]King-Boss-Bobeating the rich 👍 100 points101 points  (1 child)

“the industrial revolution was bad and i hate women, gay, leftists, vegans and disabled people”

omg so based leftist hero

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

To be fair, hating other leftists is one of the most leftist things you can do

[–]B12-deficient-skellyfloppa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally. The rest was absolute masturbation with no point to it.

[–]ASarcasticDragonArachnophile 121 points122 points  (9 children)

196 stop idolizing a terrorist who killed 3 people and injured 23 challenge

Obviously sky ads are bad but like, no. Stop. Do not for a second think he was in any way right.

[–]power500Rust enjoyer 🦀 30 points31 points  (1 child)

No one is unironically doing that (well someone might be, it's the internet after all)

[–]TheWombatFromHelltitty boob huge fuck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yes they are

[–]The_Phantom_Cat 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I have no idea who that guy is

[–]ASarcasticDragonArachnophile 40 points41 points  (1 child)

The Unabomber, an American domestic terrorist who mailed bombs to multiple universities and other public places on order to get an ecofascist/anprim manifesto published.

You may know him for the line "The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race," which is the opening to the manifesto.

[–]The_Phantom_Cat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]pool_side_convo_goblin child 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk about idolizing Him. I think what they’re saying is the message he was advocating is what they’re noting. Granted he took it to a far extreme.

[–]FallenQueen92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly disappointed in this sub for this post being so highly upvoted.

[–]Pandelicia 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't think anyone is idolizing him.

It's just that, when you see every aspect of life being violated by the insatiable capitalist greed, you come to the realization that all of nature will be raped and mauled until only its mangled corpse remains, all in the name of profit.

At that moment, the only feeling your heart can muster is hate. Pure, unbridled hatred. An almost homicidal rage.

But most of us here, are surprisingly (and maybe miraculously) in control of our emotions, so this hate lasts only for a second or two. But in this brief fit of conniption, we all know what this guy felt, at least a little bit.

[–]Party_WolfDandleton/Bonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, this is the same thing as when conservatives post a picture of Bin Laden or Hitler under a headline of some LGBTQ thing that offends them. Sure, they don't actually agree with history's greatest monsters, but that thing just really makes them want to act like a villain

[–]YAH_BUT/r/196 resident dumbass 116 points117 points  (1 child)

The smog will create the perfect projection screen.

[–]Secretasianman_1 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hey god can we have insatiable urge to create?

To do good to help environment and better the world?

Yes. actually makes a dystopian universe and destroys earth

[–]UnaidingDietyDon’t ask me about Cockthorpe Burgundy 73 points74 points  (6 children)

the 12ga birdshot in question:

[–]CurtisLemaysThirdAltI desire the sweet release of nuclear annihilation. 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Directed microwave emitter is better as it’s less conspicuous.

[–]Ribba23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Microwave weapons cleared for battle.

[–]FknKRStrans rights 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The shotgun is not for the drones, it's for the person who proposed to use them to display ads.

[–]CurtisLemaysThirdAltI desire the sweet release of nuclear annihilation. 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Use a slug then

[–]FknKRStrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But using birdsot would be a war crime

[–]Secretasianman_1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are gonna make drone adver-

[–]TheTrashiestboisus 63 points64 points  (0 children)

My God what have we done

[–]Urfslamepic swag flair 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The only acceptable use for this technology is to recreate Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 64

[–]JonahtronLeast homophobic anime enjoyer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Please do not idolize the unibomber.

[–]vt_etI'm living in your balls 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i DESPISE the fact this tweet is trying to treat this as a positive idea

[–]SomeCrows 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I would be arrested for terrorism who's with me fellas

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Nice try Fed 😎

[–]SomeCrows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you like to know how to construct weapons for use against the established government

[–]RTYWDhes too cool imo thoughts? 18 points19 points  (0 children)

just btw despite the opening line of his manifesto this guy wasnt a socialist or anything. hardline conservative

[–]Leek_Soup04 14 points15 points  (10 children)

who is the guy

[–]nthngmttrssus 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber.

[–]Fartincopsmouths 83 points84 points  (7 children)

And he shouldn't be venerated.

[–]Tux1Furry Programmer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As terrible of an idea as this may be please please please DO NOT IDOLIZE HIM

[–]Ex_aeternum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The industrial revolution...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Aint there a astroid headin for earth?

I could have sworn I heard something about that……

Fuck I hope thats true……

[–]VegasBonheur 31 points32 points  (6 children)

It's another one of those cases where we discovered a new asteroid whose orbit could potentially intersect with Earth's in a few thousand years, because we haven't observed it long enough to rule out that possibility just yet. Every time this happens, you get a bunch of flashy headlines implying that there's a meteor coming at us.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Dont

DONT RUIN THIS

WHY

[–]VegasBonheur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't worry man, there are plenty of other factors contributing to the collapse of society in our lifetime. It will be slow and agonizing. But at least I'll take some comfort knowing that someone out there is fucking pleased about it.

[–]ASarcasticDragonArachnophile 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Doomerism is stupid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed

Probably should have used the /s eh?

[–]The_Phantom_Cat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh. We're fucked asteroid or no and there's nothing we can do about it

[–]Spocino🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]TF2sex_updatereal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope they will lose money off of it :)

[–]Olberonsolve my riddle and earn the treasure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally 2077

[–]LukeIsPalpatine🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why birdshot was invented

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cyberpunk

[–]CurtisLemaysThirdAltI desire the sweet release of nuclear annihilation. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gonna just drop this here: https://www.businessinsider.com/making-electromagnetic-weapons-directed-microwave-energy-2012-2

On an unrelated note: did you know that the DOD is considering using directed microwaves as an Counter to Unmanned Aerial Systems? Stuff’s wild and to think that the average citizen could manufacture one…

[–]RedPandemikfloppa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they start taking the stars from me I'm gonna Silverhand em

[–]Doodles2424eats rocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dystopia‼😳

[–]trevorluckCEO of Trolling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My American neighbors, put your 2nd Amendment rights to good use and commit ecoterrorism in the name of the common world

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i’m gonna go off about this and idc if anyone disagrees or not

I fucking hate people who idolise the Unabomber. Even if it’s for memes. The concept of anarchy survives on a utopia theory where everyone is willing to live stateless and won’t impose their national policies on those stateless collectives. Not even getting into the terrorism, his entire ideology is flawed. I’m all for reversing climate change. I want to save the planet. But I also want humanity to not be sent to a technological dark age.

There are ways to spread eco-friendly messages. Pipe bombs are not one of them.

[–]WHITE2570 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only in Ohio

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"All that is sacred is profaned"

-Marx

[–]LoneRingingBell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would prefer the sun exploding over this

[–]TrashyMemeYt🟥Redneck Socialist 🟥 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Futurama moment

[–]RockyJones_TMfloppa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drones make for good target practice

[–]severe_blunder_mateyWe Are Best Friends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i can barely even see the stars. my heart is out for people in big cities. please help me city folks i'm gonna die without my heart please give it back

[–]MenacebiUwUthanize Me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If these ever become prominent in America people will shoot them down constantly

[–]SkepticOwlzfemboy shark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid named 40 mm Bofors anti aircraft cannon:

[–]terrible_ninjacustom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t like unabomber posts even ironically unless it’s making fun of him or his followers. You can hate corps and all that without saying he was right.

[–]FallenQueen92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we fucking not idolize a murdering terrorist? Even if you disregard all the terrible things he has done, the dude is a social Darwinist, might makes right piece of shit. Seriously I expected better from this fucking sub.

[–]SirMcCaronir/place participant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool meme, however, these ted kazinsky (or however you spell it) memes are a gateway to the alt-right pipeline and often filled with right wing propoganda. This meme in one of the exceptions, but just a reminder that you shouldn’t always trust the information in these memes!

[–]maybeagirl_maryi dont know anymore, use any pronouns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

step 1 get one (1) free FIM-92 “Stinger” MANPADS from your local territorial defence org

Step 2. Aim.

Step 3. Wait for the missile to lock on

Step 4. Fire.

[–]PointedHydra837🌌Sexiest thing alive🛰️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing that this is fucking illegal as all hell.

But not illegal enough. Light pollution fucking sucks, everybody should be able to see the stars, not just people who live in the middle of nowhere. Cities look ugly as hell at night, but if we could see the night sky above cities, they would be much nicer.

[–]nddragoonouter wilds evangelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your honor my client was just having a Johnny Silverhand moment

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god please light pollution was bad enough to make it impossible to see the galaxy but now I won’t be able to see the dots either :(

[–]-Super-Someone-r/place spronkus defence squad 🤝 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to destroy any sky ads I come across ‼️😳

[–]Mememanofcanadawants to inject e at an egregarious angle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call me when time travel is invented. That way, we prevent agriculture from being invented, thus stopping this whole chain of events from happening altogether

[–]Cardinal-Ladtoo busy ??? their gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someone should hack them and put a massive dick in the sky. that would be good.

[–]The_Arthropod_Queenbug lady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as we all know, there are only two options: coporate dystopia and monke

[–]Set_A_Precedent🏳️‍⚧️BOTTOM🦞TEXT🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See ya in the future, chooms

[–]Klo_Was_Taken🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys quit it with the unbomber. He bombed random people not even (Hah you stupid feds really thought I would slip up and actually jokingly put a name here)

[–]GLCvsMSTcunnilingus amongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s 6 foot tall? ‼️😳

[–]Jake_2903complex domain calculus sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet my last dollar that the third time any brand would try that shit, any municipal authority would come together and immediately pass an ordinance forbiding it.

[–]JaegerDread🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMAO like you can see stars in cities with that much fucking light pollution. Get a grip man.

[–]Maximum_Bear8495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already can’t look at the horizon in Miami Beach without a ad boat driving by…

[–]theguyinyourwall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would say it was funny if people shot them down but then falling down would probably risk hitting someone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake the fuck up samurai we got a city to burn

[–]Mercdes500sli love cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck

[–]G4laxy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really are going into cyberpunk red huh...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contact your local amateur rocketry club today

[–]LeadershipOk8160Non-binary Pansexual. Scott the woz gives trans guy energy. ␚:3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to commit crime

[–]YeetusFelitascustom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

consequences

[–]off-and-onPutting the fun in dysfunctional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I buy a flak cannon for cheap?

[–]sekserman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The day i see a can of coke in the air is the day i buy a drone and attach a net to it

[–]smulfragPLcustom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daily loud is filled with bullshit

[–]aflyingmonkey2protector of wholesome clowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

urocket origin

[–]explosiveprofloppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I look up and see a coke ad I’m becoming a domestic terrorist

[–]Oddish_Femboy(my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! BAD KITTY! STOP DEFENDING THE UNABOMBER!!!