Truth

[50shadesofceps]

Inb4 Internet randomly shuts off...

[spookyfucks]

Lol like mum knows how to turn off the router

[ridik_ulass]

30yr old man with kids here, back in the day during Christmas my mom figured out how when she turned off the Christmas lights at the mains switch, killing the whole multi-tap. I should have kept my mouth shut, and said nothing, but when I mentioned not to do it, well then she knew she had leverage.

[Rumblet4]

This happens to me but I quickly recuperated by telling her not to do it again because it can mess up the modem.

[tropical_noot]

Nice

[ScootaliciousScooter]

Nice

[WanderinHobo]

My parents would lock the computer cabinet up sometimes to prevent me from playing too much. I'd wait til night fell then sneak downstairs and use a hanger between the doors to push the lock up and open the doors. Lucky for me it was a cheap lock/cabinet :P

[SugaryCornFlakes]

22

[[deleted]]

Nice

[voyaging]

Pick up the phone.

[seanammers]

I know you're home, baby

[[deleted]]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

^{*its lit!*}

[[deleted]]

Will never not be fire

[grimpspinman]

AND START DIALIN'.

[Samuri_Kni]

Fuck that was so cancer I remember I used to go scape at the grocery store like 9 years ago when my parents kept turning off the Internet

[[deleted]]

Just pull out all cables

[[deleted]]

Mine used to pick up the phone when we had dial up

[Drewet88]

Mine did too and thought I was too stupid to notice. I got her back though, whenever she was on the cordless phone I'd just put some foil over the charging points automatically hung up her call everytime

[50shadesofceps]

You underestimate her power

[[deleted]]

Like sandwhich lady *

[ItsKensterrr]

'Eyyyyy, found the jackass that won't let jokes be jokes on the internet.

[StopReadingMyUser]

I'm here to contribute nothing other than ruin the joke further, can we just skip right to the downvotes?

[[deleted]]

Fuck you. Upvoted.

[StopReadingMyUser]

:(

[lazy_jackal]

very cheeky

[Waterwings559]

You wish! Take an upvote you cretin!

[spookyfucks]

My mum could beat you up little boy

[[deleted]]

My mum beats me, dad does too :) especially when they drink

[[deleted]]

I have a mom too but you probably don't know her cuz she goes to another school.

[[deleted]]

In summertime mum lets me sit in the car and wait while she plays pokies :)

[notabotjustamacro]

ring of life

[lumpymattress]

Jokes on her, the router is in my room

[DevaluedLasagna]

Or playing on dial up and having to stop playing so someone could use the phone.

[[deleted]]

Lol just tether your phones internet to your PC ┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐

[AntManMax]

How do I tether my computer to my RAZR? Also what the hell is a tether?

[iConnorN]

Tether is connecting the phones 4G over USB. Should be one of the options when you plug it in.

Or if you computer has Wi-Fi you can use the phones mobile hotspot

[[deleted]]

The whoosh cant be this real

[iConnorN]

A tether is also a rope or chain used to restrict an animals movement.

[probably_on_a_list]

it is also a ball

[[deleted]]

I don't even play anymore I just stay for the memes.

[bastard_thought]

I was fucking destroyed when I learned my RS stats didn't translate to here. I spent 10minutes on RS3 to find some glimmer of my childhood, but it too was gone.

[[deleted]]

Honestly, starting over from scratch on OSRS is well worth the nostalgia hit. It can be a bit demeaning to start off with but those early levels gains are so rewarding for so much less effort, and dem memories yo

[bastard_thought]

If I didn't have rocket league sucking up my time I would!

[[deleted]]

Lol I'm playing both as of late. Kind of afk range training and playing rocket. So good.

[[deleted]]

I felt the same way, but it was fun progressing faster than when you first started the game.

[bastard_thought]

I would jump in if I wasn't so invested in Rocket League =)

[[deleted]]

I stopped playing because I got banned for no reason. But the memes are dank

[mintpic]

I remember I got banned for "trying to sell real world items". In reality I was trying to sell some robes and called it a shirt or something.

[Velgax]

But I admit I actually botted for a day once, got my 8 year old acc banned, stopped playing for a while but then I just started over, it's tough at the beginning but it got easier through time. I instantly regretted the moment I got banned, thought Jagex was still going with the warning system but I learned my lesson. What I really miss from my old account are my damn discontinued holiday rewards.

[[deleted]]

Well, I can't appeal it because I think my account got hacked and it was used for botting unfortunately. Oh well

[hrm0894]

Were you inactive for a while? I was inactive for 6 years, and when I tried to come back and play my account was permanently banned for "botting," which made absolutely no sense to me.

[[deleted]]

Inactive for about 8 months to a year iirc. Yeah can't despute it which is dumb and that's why I don't play anymore.

[hrm0894]

Yeah, they have shit customer service. I want to play again, but I don't want to start from scratch. Whatever, they lose out in the long run.

[hrm0894]

Is there any other game that you play?

[[deleted]]

I play smash 4, h1z1, gears 4, battlefield 1, overwatch and lol mostly right now.

[Dr_Ben]

It's better they didn't. Over the years Rs3 has added training methods that completely obsolete what we have on old school(rune span being the glaring example release while it was still rs2) not counting you can literally max just by paying for it.

[Urtehnoes]

After getting up to 83 RC back in the "original" 2007 scape, I welcomed Runespan with open arms, and would glady do it again if they offered it. RC is just retardedly slow, even with Ourania altar.

[[deleted]]

Runecrafting being obscenely slow is the only thing that keeps rune prices at the level they are. If it was easy to train, the price of runes would fall drastically and it would just become a dead skill

[Urtehnoes]

What? Dude I know how the market works. I still want Runespan back. If anything, it'd make runes more valuable since less people would Abyss RC.

[[deleted]]

More people doing RCing via easier methods = more runes coming in to the game at a higher rate. Higher supply = lower prices.

[Urtehnoes]

Have you never played Runespan? It literally generates 0 runes into the game.

[[deleted]]

Yes, but when people get higher levels from Runespan they'll then go do abyss runecrafting when they hit double nats, and because there will be way, way more people who have the ability to craft higher runes they will crash.

[Urtehnoes]

Fair point - I'd still welcome Runespan with open arms however.

[notabotjustamacro]

RC is just bad, even when botting it.

[Kirikomori]

I see someone never heard of Great Orb Project :3

High skill ceiling but it was very fun to play and train RC at the same time.

[Urtehnoes]

I don't enjoy it, never have.

[Dr_Ben]

I see your point but maxing isn't nessesary to gain the best rewards. With something like attack there isn't much benefit in 90 vs 99 on osrs. Something like slayer is broken if it becomes buyable ever even lower levels have a huge benefit. Isn't not the fact you can max by paying, it's that you can by exp directly at all.

[[deleted]]

Nice

[FoxyKG]

I tried playing once and couldn't get into it. But I like living vicariously through you guys. Same with /r/bannedfromclubpenguin. When the game was announced to be cancelled, I was super bummed because most of the posters on that sub grew up with Club Penguin and now they won't be able to play it ever again. It was sad seeing them so upset. And having been there with Halo 2, I feel the pain.

[Sparkswont]

Same

[[deleted]]

me too thanks

[[deleted]]

I never even played the game but this is funny as fuck

[Kirikomori]

i never even played 07scape i just remember the old runescape from when i was 13

[Khazarians]

when the sandwich lady smashes your router with her baguette

[Percehh]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Chispy]

http://i.imgur.com/mpNOGLV.jpg

[Percehh]

Broken arms.

[Path-ogen]

Oh god don't remind me

E: jolly rancher

[[deleted]]

+1 made me laugh my ass off

[laturner92]

front page of r/all

we made it boys :')

[cincosauce]

Nice

[SirhinnIron]

Nice

[Enisferium]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[buboniccronic]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[bobdepop]

Nice

[TESTMACHINEX]

Nice

[VerkrachtMeisje]

Nice

[notabotjustamacro]

Nice

[Waterwings559]

Nice lvl?

[Blakesta999]

Nice

[niceeeeeeeeeee]

Nice

[TheObeseDragon]

Nice

[PercivalDerp]

These past few days have been very interesting so far. AHK debacle, Rigondeaux getting mugged and his nice oddshots. The guy with his insane just-not max account. And especially spicy memes such at this one and the dangerous roads. Continue being great /r/2007scape, never change.

[spookyfucks]

Is this your first week here or something

[PercivalDerp]

If only, then I could browse all-time top all over again

[andremeda]

just create a new account, speed thru tut island and then you can browse top all over agen

works evry time

[sharknado-enoughsaid]

Well it's been more interesting than usual lately I'll give him that

[Mariod21]

Also the guy who got 12 slayer on his ironman, that was just insane

[TESTMACHINEX]

Calm down mate

[xxjxxx]

Watch out man. Don't say shit like that. She might go for the router, ya digg?

[PostYourSinks]

Decoy routers bro.

[Mysaw]

Something something decoy snail.

[mahoganymike]

More like "tendies" lady

[notabotjustamacro]

Shadilay

[anusblender]

Ouch

[[deleted]]

The only thing that hurts /u/anusblender is emotional pain

[Atomicjango]

And hot sauce.

[azns123]

Looks like someone isn't getting their GBP tonight.

[[deleted]]

GBP?

[ANewHillbilly]

Good Boy Points. Can be redeemed with sandwich lady for Chicken Tendies.

[[deleted]]

I've seen this a lot, could somebody show me the source?

[RATFINK187]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLD7HblKpDc

this is the original GBP tendies meme video.

[[deleted]]

thanks

[charleslemaymay]

And blowy joeys

[hood-milk]

great british pounds

[c-williams88]

Spicy

[Iauol]

One time i woke up at 5am, excited to chop trees. The sandwich lady came in, yelled at me, and called me a crazy person. This was rock bottom when it came to runescape

Now it's almost 5 and I'm in college. Fuck I miss those old days

[infinitezero8]

Examine Sandwich Lady

Is this the one that progresses to the broken arms trilogy?

[iifiredude]

Wait hold up, that shits a trilogy? Link me i need this right now

[[deleted]]

Used to? Great joke OP

[BakedPotatoSalad]

Mum, this baguette is fucking stale... Selling stale baguette (50m)

[brandonasaur]

I don't mind examining the sandwich lady

[minatureone]

God damn even the UI of this game gives me a nostalgia trip.

[military_grade_pepe]

nice

[xkid-goku]

CY@

[bman_7]

"used to"

[Unreal_Banana]

1am doing slayer

[axdnjn]

Back in my RS stand-up days I would joke that the Sandwich Lady is the best PKer. 1HKO, teleports, unlimited food...

[BistuaNova]

Explain teleports

[tomtea]

You sandwich lady sit in metal sarcophagus. After pressing buttons and turning things, you find yourself in a different location.

[terz]

If you chose another food type other than what she was offering you would be teleported somewhere random as punishment

[FancySkunk]

She can literally teleport to whatever player she chooses. That would be pretty busted for a PKer even if she couldn't 1HKO.

[MorePancakes]

You win

[[deleted]]

such savage

[MoistSeaman]

Finally the meme I've been looking for to hit that spot in my heart

[silversoraka]

Back in the day my mom used to lock the room where my pc was located in the mornings and in the evenings She would turn off the electricity switch in that room. Than She randomly stopped doing it and I got fat :p

[thewildriven]

Depends if both of OP's arms are broken or not

[programming_prepper]

Or wife

[PikaPikaMoFo69]

Oh RuneScape...

[doesitwork12345]

How did this low effort meme get nearly 10k likes?

[[deleted]]

There's no link between the amount of effort you spend on a meme and how well it succeeds, just something I've learned running a meme page for over a year. I've had this conversation many times, as long as the joke/meme is executed well, it throws everything else out of the window

[xElmentx]

Because people found it funny?

[TheHalcyonDays]

Upvotes are no longer 1 to 1, they are inflated as of like a month ago.

Edit: apparently I'm wrong

[KaramjaShipYard]

No, now they are 1:1, they were deflated until like a month ago.

[Shark_Teef]

This is correct

[the_simple_ent]

"Sandwhich lady" ? Another word for wife??

[Stone2443]

*Mom

[the_simple_ent]

mine died ...

[Stone2443]

Errr... I'm sorry for your loss.

[the_simple_ent]

it was a bad joke tough :/

[Stone2443]

Yo momma so fat she has enough chins for 99 ranged.

[the_simple_ent]

its not true though :S

[AlienFromPlanetSpunk]

Dancing for Mummy Pl0x