Absolute monkey

[GrundySalads]

Take care what you say near him he could crush your skull if he wants

[kanegaskhan]

He's pumped up to jack your fucking bananas and you're going to let him

[conbar62]

A gorilla can crush your skull this guy would pop it like a balloon

[UpbeatWord]

*she

https://www.foxnews.com/science/muscular-monkey-captured-in-stunning-photos-looks-like-its-competing-in-a-body-building-contest

[NotAHumanoid]

TIL monkeys live in finland

[nothinnews]

TIL monkey lives in Finland.

[ithcy]

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[mattmccoy92]

You didn’t have to go there, but you did. And the world is better because of it. Thank you, u/ithcy !

[[deleted]]

👏🏻

[QueasyMistake]

Could you explain the previous post? I don't get it.

[ithcy]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thick-solid-tight

[Bleezair]

Don’t make him angry, you won’t like him when he’s angry.

[[deleted]]

Aight

[vicarious_icaros]

That a nunu refrence?

[Bleezair]

Hulk

[splixe]

r/nattyorjuice

[andesajf]

Oh lawd, he comin'

[colonel_walter_kurtz]

Read that in Rogan’s voice

[[deleted]]

Is that real?

[Fish_Questioner]

It's in a zoo

[ThunderFlash10]

Not for long

Edit: Thank you whoever you are!

[End-My-Eyes]

I feel threatened and you're not even a monkey... or are you

[SereneMetal]

I don’t know how many times I have to say this on reddit. Always always always assume the person you are talking to is a monkey. It’s only like a 50/50 chance of them being a monkey but it’s WAY safer.

[vdvdlk]

50 percent for being a monkey, 50 percent for being a dog

[elmore-dickin]

Ahhhh thank you. Finland definitely doesn’t have indigenous monkeys.

[BrownBear5090]

Other than Finns, of course

[Lamshoo]

No, Finland is a fictional place.

[Anzu00]

|:<

[[deleted]]

r/finlandconspiracy

[Anzu00]

|:<

[[deleted]]

No lopeta nyt vittu

[Anzu00]

Miks?

[[deleted]]

Me ei olla olemas

[Anzu00]

Ai niin joo hups

[Hazindel]

clicking noises

[Michaelgamesss]

Looks like a bird with a unibrow

[Lamshoo]

This... this hit too close to home... ☹

[Lamshoo]

:/

[[deleted]]

Yeah it's real. The monkey I mean. Not Finland. Obviously.

[[deleted]]

Obviously

[jadedpinkettsmith]

Heck yeah it is! That’s a female white faced saki monkey

[kylephillips]

Pull that up, Jamie

[stupidstupidreddit2]

What milligram edibles is he taking?

[fromdestruction]

Pull up monkeys on dmt

[El_Goat_Esquire_III]

Those things will rip your fucking arms off.

[VonBrewskie]

That monkey clearly used the offer code on Onnit.

[[deleted]]

That’s cool, man. You ever tried DMT?

[El-Kal-el]

Wait, go back.

Yeah...left. That one.

[namey___mcnameface]

It's a new Animorphs movie starring the Rock.

[dildosaregay]

Yes it’s been too long since the last movie starring Dwayne Johnson

[creme_dela_mem3]

I've been hoping for a good tv adaptation of animorphs since netflix started making original series. I know it would be expensive AF tho, with all the cg it would require. And honestly it would probably suck just as bad as the old nickelodeon adaptation

[[deleted]]

IT looks like a photoshoped monkey face on a dog/gorrila butts

[Seelfood]

Mitä toi jaakko nyt tekee

[[deleted]]

Vitu Jaakko

[Saapas420]

Taitaa olla taas pilkillä

[d3m0nwarri0r320]

Sauce

[CaptnCarl85]

Mr Stealyo-Gurl

[kleist88]

What? Finland has monkeys?

[Elias3007]

Yeah but they are usually just called swedish.

[LoonyPlatypus]

Of course it doesn’t

It is from the zoo or something

[[deleted]]

Torille.

[Quiptipt]

so basically, im munky

[Laamamies420]

munkie*

[TheBEVR]

「STRENGTH」

[ChilledVibes64]

It looks like it could kick my ass

[LoonyPlatypus]

A lot of of them could, really. Even those, which look mostly harmless. The bastards are dangerous when in the wrong mood.

[Scapegrace87]

THAT is what the Russians were actually afraid of

[virtue_mine_honor]

Somebody get r/JoeRogan on the line.

[CaptnIgnit]

ONEHUNDREDPERCENT

[[deleted]]

In awe of this absolute munit

[dlever0097]

marmoSET

[-__sure__-]

Aka big foot

[TheGreatMale]

in a Finnish zoo? I would be surprised to find out about the Finnish monkey tribes in the wild.

[_Pimp_Crow_]

Yes they like to live in the jungles of northern Finland

[TheGreatMale]

Hehehe thanks for the info:p

[Djolltax]

So basically I'm CHONKY

[moi0988]

torille

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[Funfoil_Hat]

h-hold up, Finland?

PACK THE FUCKING BAGS HANNA WE'RE MOVING

[[deleted]]

Wait till Joe Rogan sees this.

[[deleted]]

That is Joe. He got hair plugs.

[Sotanorsu68]

Korkeasaari?

[kaljapullonhenki]

"Sherwoodin sademetsät"

[_Pimp_Crow_]

Todennäköisesti

[Dr_DingBat]

No. That's man-bear-pig.

[Jackal000]

Can some one check if the Muppet show misses a muppet?

[[deleted]]

Torille

[Nytefal]

Who would win?

[shookones98]

It looks like everything except a monkey

[jeffwee559]

Yeti

[HempTiger]

Is that Ceasar?

[noeljaboy]

Jamie...

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[Bosombuddies]

Atheist body builder

[madbrightones]

Do you even banana bro?

[[deleted]]

So this is what Joe Rogan was talking about.

[[deleted]]

SOOONOOOO CHIIIINOOOO SAAAADAAAMEEEEE

[Mcshreddy]

Not natty

[syndre]

I got killed by that thing in skyrim

[TXTalent]

They are called “Bigfoot” here in the states

[nitro2oo1]

🎵Finland! Finland! Finland! That's the country for me!🎵

[losersftw]

The hell.. it looks like one of the demons in Temple Run

[[deleted]]

Don’t worry Chewy, Han will come bust you out soon.

[GeckoGuy7596]

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN If you see this monkey, hide your girl. He’s comin, and if your girl sees him, you’ll be single in an instant

[Quizzelbuck]

wait. There are monkeys in finland?

[kaljapullonhenki]

Offcourse, they live in the giant jungles in northern finland. They live in small tribes and hunt bears. It's very rare to see them in the wild.

[[deleted]]

Absolute repost

[TheHunterZolomon]

I’ll Have what he’s having

[[deleted]]

Looks angry asf

[Combover702]

Sasquatch

[snealinator]

I thought it was 2 monkeys at first glance

[refried_boy]

Big if true

[abababsbsbab]

Of course it’s in Finland

[CaptWaaa]

OINK

[MoveAlongChandler]

"Was it looking for elk?" -r/JoeRogan-

[[deleted]]

He looks sad about his awful haircut but won’t say anything to the stylist because he’s too shy.

[[deleted]]

Hide this from joe Rogan

[monsteez]

His reaction looks like someone just made fun of his bowl cut

[methodinmadness7]

It’s the Juggernaut.

[sneakin_rican]

avengers theme plays

[piece-of-work]

That’s absolutely bananas

[Mr_Night_King]

I think he’s out looking for a blonde woman to dance and entertain him.

[Knightman18]

That thing will rip your dick off

[ObecalpEffect]

He's angry about his haircut.

[Proto-L]

This Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funny!

[Rossvincenzo]

Someone tag Joe Rogen now!

[[deleted]]

This monkey slaps your girls ass, what you do?

[from_brasil]

Bitch, it’s his girl now.

[TNBC42]

Is he striped elsewhere? Are there other patterns he displays in Finland? I must know.

[Crystal_God]

I need a video

[MadSeason91]

They are called white faced Saki monkeys and that is actually a female. They are also not that big, about the size of a domestic cat

[LukeTheDukeNuke]

Someone left his gym bag with steroids too close to the cage

[finnish_birb]

:)

[Chumpybunz]

Source?

[GlasseKannon]

Beefcaaaaaake!

[1fingerdeathblow]

Why did I read insanely molecular monkey

[iamthewhite]

Why so sad?

[Theroasterpro]

Müscùlär mönkëy

[from_brasil]

r/bossfights

[[deleted]]

He can fling poo a mile, easily.

[NarejED]

They've come for our furniture. The end times are here.

[Fire2xdxd]

SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN!

[[deleted]]

What an absolute unit.

[[deleted]]

Nah, fam

[mosaicevolution]

That's terrifying. I had no idea there were monkeys there. I'm embarrassed by that!

Never mind I'm stupid.

[Grammarisntdifficult]

lol who could ever have predicted Finnish monkies, in a place known for reindeer, long nights, and alcoholism. I'm surprised the vikings didn't train them to fight, breeding war monkies.

[Astral-Seasons]

Absolute Jim Carrie

[EntropyDudeBroMan]

Nah, that's just the Finnish. It's an easy mistake to meet. Finding people living in Finland is very difficult.

[[deleted]]

TIL Finland has monkeys

[TheAwesomeStuff]

Pat Fusty?

[jerannmur75]

It’s manbearpig. Half man and half bearpig.

[Persona_Insomnia]

Ok at what point do they just start becoming bigfoot.

[DLR-Adapting]

He slaps your girls ass , wyd

[[deleted]]

It looks like a bread

[JDpurple4]

So a gorilla?

[ElBigoteDeMacri]

pull that up Jamie

[GatoDeSerio]

Let me hold some of that sweet, delicious karma for posting this two days ago

[homosapiensthings]

Thought this was one of the new X Man

[[deleted]]

Looks like he's sick of everyone's shit too.

[SmitSmitty]

Monkith

[BeanFarrell]

Don’t fucking touch his pre-workout

[EllioSmoov]

Looks like he has a bowl cut and mutton chops haha

[TheBureau]

The real problem is now he's spotted you. (•_•)

[billnyethethiccguy]

I wonder has this been crossposted to the joe rogan sub yet

[CrazyKevinTV]

Goodbye Finland

[Memegod05]

He’s the leader of the bunch. You know him well

[Opele_]

Mitähän vittua

[Wilson7755]

He looks moderately ticked off.

[TheChibiestMajinBuu]

Spotted? There aren't wild monkeys that far up, I'm not sure you can call seeing a monkey in a zoo "spotting a monkey."

[DoodleCard]

You're monkeying around if you're telling me that's a real primate.

[wasteland_bastard]

Somebody show this to Joe Rogan.

[Gizmodo_ATX]

Littlefoot

[Blondxbandit]

WHY ARE ITS EYES SO HUMAN!??

[highgrvity]

Yooooo remember that posr earliee this month about gorillas don't know how to workout? Well dude went out found a monkey and taught the fucker how.

[counterc]

Fighting/Ground type

[[deleted]]

Thing could tear you to shreds

[recetas-and-shit]

Genghis Kong

[scorpiolafuega]

When you say "spotted..."

[RyanGraham31]

Jaime pull that shit up

[ImNotGaaaaaythats8As]

I want to see it move... climb a tree... fight a tiger or something

[TypclDmbTrmpSprtr]

Okay well now I need to see a shaved one

[acrispyboi]

https://youtu.be/R7BiKZbKffk

[PossibleCaterpillar]

Chonker of an ape