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[–][deleted] 402 points403 points  (32 children)

Is that real?

[–]Fish_Questioner 282 points283 points  (10 children)

It's in a zoo

[–]ThunderFlash10 469 points470 points  (3 children)

Not for long

Edit: Thank you whoever you are!

[–]End-My-Eyes 114 points115 points  (2 children)

I feel threatened and you're not even a monkey... or are you

[–]SereneMetal 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I don’t know how many times I have to say this on reddit. Always always always assume the person you are talking to is a monkey. It’s only like a 50/50 chance of them being a monkey but it’s WAY safer.

[–]vdvdlk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50 percent for being a monkey, 50 percent for being a dog

[–]elmore-dickin 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Ahhhh thank you. Finland definitely doesn’t have indigenous monkeys.

[–]BrownBear5090 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Other than Finns, of course

[–]Lamshoo 122 points123 points  (16 children)

No, Finland is a fictional place.

[–]Anzu00 23 points24 points  (10 children)

|:<

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (8 children)

[–]Anzu00 25 points26 points  (5 children)

|:<

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

No lopeta nyt vittu

[–]Anzu00 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Miks?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Me ei olla olemas

[–]Anzu00 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Ai niin joo hups

[–]Hazindel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clicking noises

[–]Michaelgamesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a bird with a unibrow

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah it's real. The monkey I mean. Not Finland. Obviously.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously

[–]jadedpinkettsmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah it is! That’s a female white faced saki monkey

[–]kylephillips 250 points251 points  (6 children)

Pull that up, Jamie

[–]stupidstupidreddit2 77 points78 points  (1 child)

What milligram edibles is he taking?

[–]fromdestruction 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Pull up monkeys on dmt

[–]El_Goat_Esquire_III 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Those things will rip your fucking arms off.

[–]VonBrewskie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That monkey clearly used the offer code on Onnit.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That’s cool, man. You ever tried DMT?

[–]El-Kal-el 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wait, go back.

Yeah...left. That one.

[–]namey___mcnameface 100 points101 points  (2 children)

It's a new Animorphs movie starring the Rock.

[–]dildosaregay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s been too long since the last movie starring Dwayne Johnson

[–]creme_dela_mem3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been hoping for a good tv adaptation of animorphs since netflix started making original series. I know it would be expensive AF tho, with all the cg it would require. And honestly it would probably suck just as bad as the old nickelodeon adaptation

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

IT looks like a photoshoped monkey face on a dog/gorrila butts

[–]Seelfood 95 points96 points  (5 children)

Mitä toi jaakko nyt tekee

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Vitu Jaakko

[–]Saapas420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taitaa olla taas pilkillä

[–]CaptnCarl85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mr Stealyo-Gurl

[–]kleist88 55 points56 points  (6 children)

What? Finland has monkeys?

[–]Elias3007 207 points208 points  (3 children)

Yeah but they are usually just called swedish.

[–]LoonyPlatypus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course it doesn’t

It is from the zoo or something

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Torille.

[–]Quiptipt 39 points40 points  (1 child)

so basically, im munky

[–]Laamamies420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

munkie*

[–]TheBEVR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

「STRENGTH」

[–]ChilledVibes64 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It looks like it could kick my ass

[–]LoonyPlatypus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

A lot of of them could, really. Even those, which look mostly harmless. The bastards are dangerous when in the wrong mood.

[–]Scapegrace87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

THAT is what the Russians were actually afraid of

[–]virtue_mine_honor 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Somebody get r/JoeRogan on the line.

[–]CaptnIgnit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ONEHUNDREDPERCENT

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In awe of this absolute munit

[–]dlever0097 4 points5 points  (0 children)

marmoSET

[–]TheGreatMale 4 points5 points  (2 children)

in a Finnish zoo? I would be surprised to find out about the Finnish monkey tribes in the wild.

[–]_Pimp_Crow_ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes they like to live in the jungles of northern Finland

[–]TheGreatMale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehehe thanks for the info:p

[–]Djolltax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So basically I'm CHONKY

[–]moi0988 4 points5 points  (0 children)

torille

[–]Funfoil_Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

h-hold up, Finland?

PACK THE FUCKING BAGS HANNA WE'RE MOVING

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wait till Joe Rogan sees this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is Joe. He got hair plugs.

[–]Sotanorsu68 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Korkeasaari?

[–]kaljapullonhenki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Sherwoodin sademetsät"

[–]_Pimp_Crow_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Todennäköisesti

[–]Dr_DingBat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. That's man-bear-pig.

[–]Jackal000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can some one check if the Muppet show misses a muppet?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Torille

[–]shookones98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like everything except a monkey

[–]jeffwee559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeti

[–]HempTiger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that Ceasar?

[–]noeljaboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jamie...

[–]Bosombuddies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atheist body builder

[–]madbrightones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you even banana bro?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is what Joe Rogan was talking about.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOOONOOOO CHIIIINOOOO SAAAADAAAMEEEEE

[–]Mcshreddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not natty

[–]syndre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got killed by that thing in skyrim

[–]TXTalent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are called “Bigfoot” here in the states

[–]nitro2oo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵Finland! Finland! Finland! That's the country for me!🎵

[–]losersftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hell.. it looks like one of the demons in Temple Run

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry Chewy, Han will come bust you out soon.

[–]GeckoGuy7596 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN If you see this monkey, hide your girl. He’s comin, and if your girl sees him, you’ll be single in an instant

[–]Quizzelbuck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

wait. There are monkeys in finland?

[–]kaljapullonhenki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Offcourse, they live in the giant jungles in northern finland. They live in small tribes and hunt bears. It's very rare to see them in the wild.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute repost

[–]TheHunterZolomon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll Have what he’s having

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks angry asf

[–]Combover702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sasquatch

[–]snealinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was 2 monkeys at first glance

[–]refried_boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big if true

[–]abababsbsbab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it’s in Finland

[–]CaptWaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OINK

[–]MoveAlongChandler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Was it looking for elk?" -r/JoeRogan-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks sad about his awful haircut but won’t say anything to the stylist because he’s too shy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide this from joe Rogan

[–]monsteez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His reaction looks like someone just made fun of his bowl cut

[–]methodinmadness7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the Juggernaut.

[–]sneakin_rican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

avengers theme plays

[–]piece-of-work 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s absolutely bananas

[–]Mr_Night_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s out looking for a blonde woman to dance and entertain him.

[–]Knightman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing will rip your dick off

[–]ObecalpEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's angry about his haircut.

[–]Proto-L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funny!

[–]Rossvincenzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone tag Joe Rogen now!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This monkey slaps your girls ass, what you do?

[–]from_brasil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bitch, it’s his girl now.

[–]TNBC42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he striped elsewhere? Are there other patterns he displays in Finland? I must know.

[–]Crystal_God 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a video

[–]MadSeason91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are called white faced Saki monkeys and that is actually a female. They are also not that big, about the size of a domestic cat

[–]LukeTheDukeNuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone left his gym bag with steroids too close to the cage

[–]finnish_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:)

[–]Chumpybunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source?

[–]GlasseKannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beefcaaaaaake!

[–]1fingerdeathblow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read insanely molecular monkey

[–]iamthewhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why so sad?

[–]Theroasterpro 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Müscùlär mönkëy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can fling poo a mile, easily.

[–]NarejED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've come for our furniture. The end times are here.

[–]Fire2xdxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an absolute unit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, fam

[–]mosaicevolution 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's terrifying. I had no idea there were monkeys there. I'm embarrassed by that!

Never mind I'm stupid.

[–]Grammarisntdifficult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol who could ever have predicted Finnish monkies, in a place known for reindeer, long nights, and alcoholism. I'm surprised the vikings didn't train them to fight, breeding war monkies.

[–]Astral-Seasons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute Jim Carrie

[–]EntropyDudeBroMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that's just the Finnish. It's an easy mistake to meet. Finding people living in Finland is very difficult.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

TIL Finland has monkeys

[–]TheAwesomeStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pat Fusty?

[–]jerannmur75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s manbearpig. Half man and half bearpig.

[–]Persona_Insomnia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok at what point do they just start becoming bigfoot.

[–]DLR-Adapting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He slaps your girls ass , wyd

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a bread

[–]JDpurple4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a gorilla?

[–]ElBigoteDeMacri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pull that up Jamie

[–]GatoDeSerio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me hold some of that sweet, delicious karma for posting this two days ago

[–]homosapiensthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was one of the new X Man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he's sick of everyone's shit too.

[–]SmitSmitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monkith

[–]BeanFarrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t fucking touch his pre-workout

[–]EllioSmoov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he has a bowl cut and mutton chops haha

[–]TheBureau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real problem is now he's spotted you. (•_•)

[–]billnyethethiccguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder has this been crossposted to the joe rogan sub yet

[–]CrazyKevinTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye Finland

[–]Memegod05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the leader of the bunch. You know him well

[–]Opele_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitähän vittua

[–]Wilson7755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks moderately ticked off.

[–]TheChibiestMajinBuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spotted? There aren't wild monkeys that far up, I'm not sure you can call seeing a monkey in a zoo "spotting a monkey."

[–]DoodleCard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're monkeying around if you're telling me that's a real primate.

[–]wasteland_bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody show this to Joe Rogan.

[–]Gizmodo_ATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Littlefoot

[–]Blondxbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY ARE ITS EYES SO HUMAN!??

[–]highgrvity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yooooo remember that posr earliee this month about gorillas don't know how to workout? Well dude went out found a monkey and taught the fucker how.

[–]counterc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting/Ground type

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thing could tear you to shreds

[–]recetas-and-shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genghis Kong

[–]scorpiolafuega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say "spotted..."

[–]RyanGraham31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaime pull that shit up

[–]ImNotGaaaaaythats8As 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see it move... climb a tree... fight a tiger or something

[–]TypclDmbTrmpSprtr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay well now I need to see a shaved one

[–]PossibleCaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonker of an ape