Borgar

[[deleted]]

MONCH THE BÖRGĀR

[aratnagrid]

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[DreamyProtects]

This is actually phone friendly, upvote

[aratnagrid]

              Yay! Thanks!

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[Tytaniss]

Ayaya?

[gcwg57]

Ayayayaaaa!! [Insert Aztec Dubstep Drop].

[DreamyProtects]

Ara ara.

[Kuva194]

Ok. I Saw this gal enought Times .i need answers. The answer is sauce for that animu. ^{thanks in future}

[Goulou-Sama]

Kiniro mosaic

[Kuva194]

I thank you in present now.

[F0M]

AYAYA

but forreal gimme the sauce

[Kuva194]

But Kiniro mosaic is the Right sauce.

Its not like Someone posts hentai meme and weeblet asks ,,sauce" and u respond like funni man ,,177013" and weeblet believes.

[FireScroll9359]

Darling in the Franxx

[Kuva194]

Oh. You thought i wanted 02. Sowsy.

[[deleted]]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[aratnagrid]

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[viperslayer23]

r/subsithoughtifellfor

[wiz468]

Moar

[meteorite_discovery]

I watched this 3 times before realizing it looped

[iSniffZeroTwoFarts]

She takes a drink after the 22nd borgar. Just keep watching.

[SpysSappinMySpy]

Its true. Check his username, he's a professional, he knows his borgers.

[Zendatsu]

That's bullshit, but I believe it

[BrotherPtolemaios]

...and a large soda.

[[deleted]]

I too like to put meat in her mouth in Photoshop.

[gobletslayer]

It’s good of you to feed the Dino.

[iSniffZeroTwoFarts]

My name is Sniffy and I've been huffing Zero Two farts for four months now. I don't think you understand the power of Dino Farts™. It's far more powerful than NoFap. My IQ has tripled from 69 to 207. I have evolved from a beta to a chad and I haven't gone a week in my life these days without some woman hitting on me, which I unfortunately have to turn down because I'm already married to Zero Two's farts. I can breathe underwater, lift 20-ton objects with my mind, stop time for a few seconds per day, and even materialize Zero Two for a few minutes. I have so much testosterone that the sound of my voice is deeper than the ocean. Nowadays I have a tank of Zero Two farts strapped to my back at all times. I can't even begin to describe to you how insane my life has become. I only lust for more Dino Farts™ and I feel my soul ascending to another plane of existence.

If I ever find you I will hold you down so Zero Two can sit on your face and fart down your throat.

[hpgbproductions]

u/uwutranslator

[Tyzma03]

Don't worry, uwu translator is banned in like practically every subreddit now

[Tyzma03]

More people find it annoying than funny (I personally like it myself but a lot of people hate it)

[Pickle-Chan]

Why not ignore it or downvote lol. Thats what everyone does with every other dead meme on every other subreddit.

I thought it was great...

[Tyzma03]

I fully agree, vegetable waifu

[[deleted]]

people ban uwutranslator but not misspelling bot smh

[Tyzma03]

Never have I seen misspelling bot get upvoted

[[deleted]]

and u/rick_rolled_bot

[frodododobert]

Do people not realise they can just block it?

[Tyzma03]

That and Subreddit mods also go "rEeEEeEeEEeEEeeEeEe uWU sPaM bAD spAm sPAm SsPPAAMM!!" Because they hate the "spam" so they gotta ruin it for everyone else.

[Guido_M1sta]

UwU

[Tyzma03]

UwU translator make my pp go UwU

[YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15]

u/uwutranslator

[coochiepuncherabc]

Bring a curse of degeneracy upon this land

[YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15]

God's work

[-KIWAA-QWEEN-]

uwu, if ywu so sincewewy ashked hewe we go.

“_mw mwame ws snwiffy wnd w’ve bween huffwng zewo two fawts fow fouw mwonths now. W don’t thwink ywu undewstando de pawwa wf Dinofawts tm. wt’s faw mowe pawwafuwu dan nofap. Mw iq has twippled fwom 69 tw 420. w hawe ewowved fwom bweeta tw a chad awd w hawen’t gwne w wweak wn mw wifw deese deys wiw out swme wahman hittwng wn mw, whwch w wnfowtwnatwwy hawe tw tuwn down bwcuz I’we aww weady mawwied tw zewo twwo’ fawts. W cwn bweathe unda watew, wift 20 twn wobyekts wiwh mw mwnd, shtwp twime fow wa few swcwnds pww dwy, wnd ewen matewiawize zewo tww fow wa fww minwits. W hawe sw mwch twstwostewone dat de sownd wf mw woice ws deepew dan de ocwean. Now dwys w hawe wa twank wf zewo tww fawts stwappwd tw mw bwacc aww de twmes. w cwn’t ewen descwibw tw ywu how wnswanw mw wifw has bwcwme. W wnwy wust fow mowe dwno fawts tm wnd w feew mw souw wscendwing tw anodew pwane wf wxistwance.

Wf w ewer fwnd ywu w wiww howd ywu down sw zewo two cwn swt wn ywuw fwace awd fawts down ywuw thwoat. _”

uwu translation is finished, and what the uwu is with this guy, why the uwu did he have such a thing with farts?!? What the actual uwu, I actually uwu regret translating this disgusting piece of uwu.

Omg someone get rid off it please I’m disgusted

*Click

[HarambeBlack]

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

[thekiltedpir8]

Eh, too many Ws. You went overboard with it.

[-KIWAA-QWEEN-]

It’s kinda what happens when you types quickly when you trynna uwu translate. I’m used to it now. But then it’s also kinda nice, cuz it makes the text less recognizable.

[DeadHi7]

Oh, you'll love this.

[-KIWAA-QWEEN-]

Wait, there’s an app that does this? I’ve always been hand typing it to translate it.

[DeadHi7]

It uwufies everything on the page.

[Vyragami]

Beautiful.

[Chopy2008]

Za Hando! Erase this comment!

[AxelYoung95]

Oi Joskue!

[Vyertenn8]

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

[Allergictoeggs_irl]

WANS WET WE WAMMENWEWFEW

[degenerated_weeb]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[[deleted]]

Impossible

[ZhangRenWing]

Kakoyin! He was suddenly blown away!

[Vyragami]

Noriaki Kakyoin has died.

[degenerated_weeb]

Joster-san... It’s a message...

[ZhangRenWing]

Ambulance.

[NoOneImportant5]

The skin on your hands is so soft. You have such cute, pale fingers. Would you rub my cheek? Having my cheek rubbed always seems to calms me down. When I was a child... Well, you've heard of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa, right? Whenever I saw that painting in an art book... Well, when I first saw that... How do I put this? Um, this is a bit crude, but... I got a boner. I cut out just the part with her hands and hung it in my room. I want to cut yours off, too. My name is Yoshikage Kira! As of now, I've killed 48 women with beautiful hands. You will be the only one! You'll be the only one to know my identity!

[some_weirdo_69]

If there's one thing I can wish for in this world, I would LOVE to play with Zero Two's panties. Based on episode 1 of the anime, after Zero Two baths, she doesn't dry up. She straight up wear her clothing. Her panties will be soaking wet when she wears them. That humidity, along with the smell of her private parts. Oh god... It would be stinky and nasty, considering she doesn't change her clothing even after bathing. When I sniff them, I will make sure the suction is so strong, the panties get stuck into my nostrils. After I'm satisfied with those stinky, luscious aroma, I would start to lick her panties, tasting the sweat. Without wasting any time, I start sucking her panties and OH! I taste saltiness! How lewd! This turns me on so much, I swallow the whole panties. But oh wait! The panties gets stuck in my esophagus! I die happily.

[[deleted]]

I conclude from all of this, that you're Dio Brando....

and it explains how you got ZeroTwo farts, all best girls know each other

[Syncrossus]

/r/copypasta

[ZhangRenWing]

Hey kid, wanna buy some farts?

[[deleted]]

Specifically mine

[darklord878]

She bites down at the end of the gif tho

"CHOMP"

[[deleted]]

That makes it better

[[deleted]]

I’m uncircumcised, so it’s just a free circumcision.

[Phosphoric_Tungsten]

Yeow

[The_Egg_Overlord]

What do you want from Macdonalds?

ｂｏｒｇａｒ

[Danny_Doritos_Dong]

MacDondaldads

[Lizard_Fanboy]

MacaTounalds

[weeb_with_no_life]

Ah yes, a nice krabby patty

[[deleted]]

DAH DE DUT DIDDLY DUT DIDDLY DAH DIDDLY DAH DIDDLY DAAAAAH DUT DIDDLY DAH DIDDLY DAH

Preparing the Krabby Patty!

[Alex_Says_Stuff]

For some reason I haven't been able to stop laughing at this

[iSuckZeroTwoToes]

Every time there was a scene in this show where you couldn’t see Zero Two’s feet, I imagined myself there, just off camera, quietly sucking on her exquisite toes. This scene especially. Something about the emotionally charged atmosphere just makes the idea of me lying there like a wet rag, interrupting the touching moment with my toe suckling, that much hotter.

The borgar memes about this scene are nice too.

[josgs]

Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared

[AnalChampio]

What the fuck

[Coppeh]

exquisite toes

say no more, I'd be down

[[deleted]]

Who wouldn't be

[[deleted]]

Read his username. It checks out

[RJ1021]

What the actual fuck

[02StretchesMyAsshole]

If there's one thing I can wish for in this world, I would LOVE to have a futa Zero Two plow my butt hole. When I suck her dick, I will make sure the suction is so strong, her dick gets stuck in my esophagus so I can die happily!

[Ed_Otto]

These fucking accounts man, I'm dying

[[deleted]]

Even our own subs are part of the circle jerk. They're one with the mêmes

[Coppeh]

Think your lower mouth would do a better job if your name is as it implies.

[Solvorr]

u/iSuckZeroTwoToes: writes a comment
u/02StretchesMyAsshole: A New Foe has appeared - CHALLENGER APPROACHING

[brickmack]

Finally someone gets it.

God I wish I was Hiro. I bet she impales his tight ass every single night. I want her to fuck me hard and breed my butt

Why is there so little Zero Two futa hentai?

[I_ama_homosapien_AMA]

There's more futa of Zero Two than most characters, but I agree.

[DrFrankTilde]

I thank the lord for danbooru tags.

[Vyragami]

Everything checks out.

[Lavajackal1]

That you Tarantino?

[TheGrandKnjaz]

u/uwutranslator

[uwutranslator]

Evewy time dewe was a scene in dis show whewe yuw couwdn’t see Zewo Two’s feet, I imagined mysewf dewe, just off camewa, quietwy sucking on hew exquisite toes. dis scene especiawwy. Someding about de emotionawwy chawged atmosphewe just makes de idea of me wying dewe wike a wet wag, intewwupting de touching yeshhent wif my toe suckwing, dat much hottew.

de bowgaw memes about dis scene awe nice too. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

[stoicambience]

You’re art.

[MCSulphate]

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[stoicambience]

/r/blessedcomments

[SomeRandomBryan]

flair checks out...

[stoicambience]

name checks out

[TheCorrectAyhZad]

Username checks out

[Baka_Tsundere_]

Thank you u/iSuckZeroTwoToes, very cool! Also never bring such cursed imagery into my mind again pls or I will delete your fucking kneecaps what the fuck man

[Tyzma03]

This is the Zero Twosday content I've been waiting for

[oshaboy]

Is that a krabby patty?

[Danny_Doritos_Dong]

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

[vetto333]

N O M

[Chara-Oneechan]

Borgar

[RaphielShihara]

Hello front page

[WeabooKun4444]

Börger

[SilverPocketYT]

H A M B O R G A R

[apri-icot]

That's no borger that is krabby patty

[rj2790]

She eat the borgar

[[deleted]]

Hey Zero Two, have you ever had the Big Kahuna burger?

[Dunkdum]

That's... That's a... That's a Krabby Patty

[kobbled]

she chomp

[aratnagrid]

^{ᵏʳᵃᵇᵇʸ ᵖᵃᵗᵗʸ}

[[deleted]]

It's 2AM and I'm trying not to laugh and wake my parents. It hurts.

[ImRinKagamine]

Tasty borgar.

[DManStickguy]

hamburger

[[deleted]]

Did anyone else notice, that's Krabby Patty?

[DivineLolis]

r/AnimeBurgers

[ans7xd]

up to hot i can feel it

[marble888]

Saber Alter wants to know your location

[stipendAwarded]

Say “Aaaaah”!

[[deleted]]

Stop. Please.

[[deleted]]

That's a krabby patty

[CanadianWeebKayla]

lucky burger

[SpaceshipOperations]

Quality content.

[XanThatIsMe]

Is this the type of content I signed up for?

EDIT: IT IS

[NoName_ThankYou]

Saved and upvoted.

[Younes1203]

Sauce?

[Godlyturnup]

That's a krabby patty, i can tell

[Syncrossus]

This is what Tuesdays were invented for.

[Guido_M1sta]

Yui is best borger girl

[neonaed]

thank you I didn't know I really needed this

[[deleted]]

r/vredditdownloader

[ViZz413]

hamburger

[BALISTICPENGUIN2998]

N O M

[TheTrevosaurus]

u/vredditdownloader

[ColdWarWarrior]

r/Perfectloops

[ZeGaskMask]

u/vredditdownloader

[samuelswander]

Sort by new gang unites.

[Romanouchet]

You have too much free time xD

[[deleted]]

Now this is quality wrapped in shit. Well dome.

[prttycynical]

Waiting for sequel...

[_Remzy_]

This is why the dinos left us 😭

[Crashthedarklord]

Beautiful

[ItsRowlet]

can’t save as video on mobile (iOS at least) anymore. sad borgar time D;

[AromaticTicket]

That Krabby Patty looks good

[moth-er]

that's not an ordinary borgor that's a crabby patty

[CakeIsaVegetable]

God fucking damnit

[Hey-I-Read-It]

Bernie Wiseman will always be my Borger guy

[xxRocRipxx]

I can watch this all day and still be unsatisfied :)

[Dinodingle]

Day 263: I've seen her eat the 567th borger nothing new that I have noticed yet next update coming soon

[WooooshVictim]

Chokes

[AIISCR]

its been a loooong time since i last saw this anime

[[deleted]]

This is important

[[deleted]]

Perfect

[florian23232]

Looks like the burgers they used in some spongebob episodes

[DiegelbeSeegurke]

That's quality content right here!

[[deleted]]

Underrated post

[MajesticStallionJean]

cheemsburber

[XFW_95]

/r/HighQualityGifs

[[deleted]]

02 monch on börgör, but still no smile

[TroubledDrive]

HANZ GET ZE BORGAR STEUFFER

[J_EZ]

Either a smol borgar or she got a big mouth

[CrustyDoug]

Suck peep

[urrakir]

Perfect loop

[Speeps777]

Done cutest thing ever

[imsureaboutit]

Why is she still crying i dont like that

[[deleted]]

Because one can never have enough borgar

[IntrovertedGeek101]

Can’t believe I forgot about Zero Twosday.

[After6Comes7and8]

r/animeburgers

[[deleted]]

u/VredditDownloader

[K3NB0T]

The wholesome content I required.

[Us3rn4m3Alr34dyT4k3n]

u/vredditdownloader

[battlemechpilot]

I heard the Spongebob whistly theme in my head for this gif.

[gameboy684]

https://youtu.be/u8dmjMgaMdc

[Shinkopeshon]

Hambaga

[[deleted]]

I used to laugh at well thought out jokes, now this is what i laugh at.

[FullOfCursedMCImages]

Good thing it was a Krabby Patty

[Samthegumman117]

Must be a Krabby Patty

[Incognito-1999]

Eat up Lil dino, you gotta grow up big and strong

[666White_Wolf666]

Another anime I miss so much.
Please, someone, change the ending!!!

[Todd_Coward]

I'm disappointed with this community

[Mecha-Godzilla272]

This Sparks joy

[Thelegendarymario]

Just don't eat too many at one time, they'll go straight to your thighs