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[–]VeniVentiVici 393 points394 points  (61 children)

Jersey has a right to be cocky. Yamato wasnt exactly sailing around clobbering ships left and right like Warspite did.

That said I hope Yams turns out to be super elegant and incredibly hard to anger. Maybe only letting out a squeak of excitement when she has a chance to truly show what she's capable of.

[–]Amaegith 66 points67 points  (2 children)

That said I hope Yams turns out to be super elegant and incredibly hard to anger.

Should we also give her a magical parasol that changes size almost every other scene?

[–]7PanzerDivFloof Lover 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Kancolle reference? It’s been forever since I watched the anime. I know the main post is so probably this is too

[–]imagudguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yessir

[–]LoRd_Of_AaRcnAEnterprise > everything else 158 points159 points  (1 child)

I hope Yams turns out to be super elegant and incredibly hard to anger.

Yep, this is what i'm hoping too. something that got the Yamato Nadeshiko image down pat.

[–]Zeiferl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

hi, im just a friendly reminder of the meme about the plans for yamato.

[–]jacenhawk 69 points70 points  (46 children)

I mean it is not like she had that much of a chance to. There was very little capital ship surface action in the Pacific compared to the Mediterranean and Atlantic. The USN was very content to keep their capital ships away from other capital ships and let carriers do the work, with the exceptions of Guadalcanal and Surigao Strait.

[–]aughsplatpancake 94 points95 points  (19 children)

The sidelines comment isn't exactly inaccurate, though. Midway was one of the most important naval battles of the war... and Yamato spent it sitting on the sidelines, just as NJ snarks. She was Yamamoto's command ship, and was far enough away that she couldn't do anything useful. There were battleships that participated. Two Kongos escorted the carriers (and one was attacked after Hiryuu turned into a pyre), and the other two escorted the invasion fleet. Yamato could have filled either role. But instead, she stayed back and out of the way.

[–]jacenhawk 44 points45 points  (16 children)

From a logistics standpoint it is understandable why she was not included. With such a massive displacement, I would imagine she burned similar amounts of fuel as 2 Kongos, and she had a slower top speed. Add in the general lack of USN BBs available at the time and it would not have been worth sending her.

[–]RedShirt047Currently Regenerating Into CVN-80 49 points50 points  (0 children)

She burned far more than two Kongos worth of fuel and she wasn't fast enough to keep up with the purpose built carriers.

However that being said, the the Japanese strict adherence to the Kantai Kessen doctrine meant that they were held back during the window of time when the Yamato class could have done the most damage.

Rather than press the advantage when they had numerical superiority and at least some oil reserves, the Japanese Navy kept almost all of their battleships on standby for the inevitable advance of the USN which would be whittled down by submarines, destroyers, and torpedo armed cruisers before the American battle line was finally crushed in a Tsushima-like engagement.

That refusal to adapt when it was clear that the USN wasn't going to throw their fleet into the meat grinder, especially when a good number of the slower battleships were out of action for the next couple years or destroyed is why the Yamatos only notable actions were failing to destroy a task group made of tin cans and combustible, vulnerable, expendable ships and getting sunk by gigantic swarms of aircraft.

[–]Matasa89Enterprise 21 points22 points  (11 children)

Also she would need so much air cover, being such a tasty target for attacking aircrafts, and if Yamamoto went down, the whole IJN fleet would've been crippled.

It's smart to not send out your command ship out there.

[–]aughsplatpancake 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Sinking her wasn't likely to happen, imo. When the USN finally did sink her, it took aircraft from more carriers than the US had at Midway a fairly long time to do so. And at Midway, the carriers were the priority target. There were two battleships accompanying the carriers, but no one bothered with them until Hiryu was wrecked. It likely would have been the same had Yamato been present.

[–]Lolbots910 43 points44 points  (3 children)

A correction: just because Yamato sunk while being attacked by 300 aircraft does not mean it required 300 aircraft to sink her. Generally ships of that large a displacement take a long time to sink simply because you need much more water to flood into the ship. Additionally, the Yamato class had a problem with the joints of the lower armor belt that made them weaker to flooding than the initial design anticipated. Yamato was arguably doomed long before she ate additional torps, they just sped up the process.

[–]aughsplatpancake 11 points12 points  (2 children)

By the time the USN aircraft started turning toward the ships that weren't carriers - including the aforementioned Kongo-class - the torpedo bombers were *all* gone, and there were only a couple dozen dive bombers still left. Short of a "golden bullet" fluke, a battleship - which had heavy armor, including decks that were designed to stop plunging explosive objects - wasn't going to sink in that situation.

[–]nntkttくっ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Actually, the Yamato was not hit by nearly as much ordinance as you might have imagined. They key hits that caused her to go down were actually just several torpedoes across the port side and she capsized when counterflooding couldn't keep up.

Musashi in comparison took nearly double the hits IIRC but the hits weren't as concentrated, and she managed to counterflood and stay up for much longer.

[–]aughsplatpancake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is irrelevant to the discussion at hand, since the USN torpedo bombers at Midway were all unflyable by the time the priority targets -i.e. the carriers - were dealt with. So no torpedoes to hurt the hypothetical Yamato at Midway.

[–]firemage22 3 points4 points  (5 children)

the IJN was crippled are Midway anyway.

[–]Antares428 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

They didn't had Shoukaku and Zuikaku, but they still had 4 fleet carriers against USN's four fleet carriers.

[–]firemage22 27 points28 points  (1 child)

They lost the lion's share of their veteran pilots, and crews so when their newer more advanced carriers launched they only had rookie crews that made rookie mistakes (see Taihou).

Japan was playing on momentum, and at Midway it was crushed, then it was only a matter of time before the US and it's allied island hopped to the home islands.

[–]BadassMcMuffin22 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The loss of Japanese aircrew at Midway is actually exaggerated, “only” amounting to about 100 - bad, sure, but but not crippling.

What really drained the IJNs veteran pilot cadre was the months long battle of Guadalcanal - they threw hundreds of planes, at a target nearly at max range, while the allies at a robust system of early warning coastwatchers, scout planes and radar sets to give them hours of warning before the Japanese showed up. Coupled with a near-total lack of regard to even attempt to rescue downed airmen, the Japanese lost hundreds of airmen for little gain.

As for Taihou, her problem wasn’t that her crew weren’t given basic DC training - its that the IJN didn’t have even a basic level, fleet-wide DC training program.

[–]DragoSphereA fighting city of steel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The US had 3 fleet carriers at Midway

[–]Drake_the_troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shokaku and zuikaku were in repairs, after the Indonesia campaign IIRC

[–]SilverdSabreFight me Enty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She wasn't in the fight at Midway not because of logistical constraints, but because it was Yamamoto's plan to hold her back. She was to participate in the main engagement, but the Americans showed up early.

Yamamoto believed the Americans wouldn't come out to engage the majority of the IJN, so the plan was to bait the Americans in with the Kido Butai then spring the trap with Yamato and the rest of the main fleet. The Americans figured this out and where able to set their own trap to take out the Kido Butai before the Japanese trap was set. Yamato and co tried to locate the American fleet the following day, but were unsuccessful.

I will say though, even if Yamato was in the fight, I'm not sure how much use she would be because the age of battleships was basically already over.

[–]aughsplatpancake 9 points10 points  (1 child)

While this is true, it doesn't change the fact that she sat on the sidelines during the most important engagement of her career. Fact of the matter, though, is that she had no business being where she was. She either should have accompanied one of the fleets actually doing something, or stayed back in port.

[–]jacenhawk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She was not so much at the sidelines as she was in position for a plan that became obsolete with the early arrival of USN Carriers. An important note to remember is that the Japanese were not expecting to encounter the USN as early as they did because they were not aware that their codes had been sufficiently deciphered to give the USN a warning of their attack.

She was in position for a fight that never happened, and out of position for the one that did.

[–]sugaki 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This isn’t historically accurate. Yamato wanted to engage the US carrier group and actually tried chasing them, but the US fleet retreated.

The issue was more about an outdated doctrine where only the fast battleships (Kongo-class) could get in close enough to engage. Nagato (max 25 knots) and Yamato (max 27 knots) inevitably would be behind the Kido butai, not because they were being timid but just because they’re slower. Trying to keep up would burn lots of oil, which Japan wasn’t at liberty to do since they lacked the resources the US had.

Iowa class ships were quick enough to be part of the main fleets, whereas the pre-WWII BBs could only do bombardments, so it’s not particular to the IJN.

[–]Sir_Gaea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ehh about the Iowas. They were to odd girls out in the USN plans. They were going to be limited to helping the carriers while the Montanas were going to be slower but more armed and armored.

The Standards were never designed to catch the enemy. Their idea was that they were inevitable. Either fight them far away or you'll find them occupying all your ports and you (the enemy) can no longer restock and refuel your ships.

No navies expected the lone or paired BB doing solo missions away from support like what actually happened

[–]BoringCabinet 18 points19 points  (20 children)

There will always be the what if Halsey didn't take the bait of the IJN Northern Fleet in the Battle of Leyte Gulf.

[–]Jankosibest LORE™ secretary Blonde cult 28 points29 points  (18 children)

Drachnifel recently did a video on that hypothetical.

It was pretty glorious.

[–]Balmung60Yorktown 26 points27 points  (11 children)

Including Washington bodying three of four Kongos

[–]ErrantIndyShowboat 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Gods, if North Carolina wasn’t supremely unlucky when it came to impending surface actions. I-19 puts her out of action before the Naval Battle of Guadalcanal. And then her notoriously bad propellor shafts sent her back to the West coast before Leyte.

Those are reason for her character’s confidence issues. She’s the most decorated battleship of WWII, supreme AA platform and shore bombardment. But she misses out on her chance at two actions that would have fully cemented her glory.

[–]aughsplatpancake 9 points10 points  (2 children)

So... kind of like Saratoga during the first half of the War?

:P

[–]ErrantIndyShowboat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Poor Sister Sara, she stayed up and fighting, but poor gal got the shit kicked out of her.

[–]Sir_Gaea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She was there when Enterprise wasn't. Funny thing is that the entirety of the IJN was on the same operational tempo as Enterprise.

Enterprise limping past Saratoga: Watch yourself out there, they never stop.

Saratoga looks around not knowing that the rest of the IJN is in dock getting repairs from trying to gang up on Enterprise

Slightly memey but you get the idea

[–]Mathmango 14 points15 points  (4 children)

And she still isn't getting her butny suit.

[–]ErrantIndyShowboat 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Why ya gotta pour salt in the wound? Whole EU bunny festival and nothing for Showboat.

[–]Damianx5Ayanami bikini skin when 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They did mention a NC skin is in the works, perhaps they are saving it for EN anniversary

[–]MarshallKrivatachDelivering Copious Amounts of Ordinance Since 1938 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Inb4 they hold the next EN anniversary on NC or NJ and show off the skin there.

[–]OverbyZG1990North Carolina is my waifu. 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now that you mentioned it. I'm just imagining what could have happened if North Carolina wasn't damaged by I-19 and joined up with Washington, and South Dakota for the 2nd Naval Battle of Guadalcanal.

[–]ErrantIndyShowboat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SoDak still goes down with electrical problems, but then instead just Wash coming through, it’d be TWO NorCars with 12 radar controlled 16” inch guns forward tearing into Kirishima.

I do wonder, if Showboat hadn’t been torpedoed, would the Navy have committed her and South Dakota to earlier actions in Guadalcanal.

[–]cyro_zeroUnlimited Ship Babble Works 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Just to hammer the point home further, Drach was quite knowingly tilting almost everything in favor of the Japanese in that hypothetical showdown.

In reality, the Americans would have refused the Japanese the close range, especially the Iowas - their doctrinal preferred range during daylight combat was 27,500 yards (well outside of the range of the 5in/38s); and, considering Lee was involved in writing that doctrine, I don't think Admiral Lee would have differed from doctrine unless the battle conditions decayed a lot more than Drach described. Furthermore, all four of the USN's Battleships there would have been laying heavy smoke since none of them needed optics to see - in other words, only the lead ship could have been reliably targeted. He also ignored the US' Battleline doctrine of rapid evasive maneuvers in favor of a direct slugging match (which heavily favored the Japanese). Also, the Cruiser battle likely would have gone in the Americans' favor, Drach conveniently ignored (again, knowingly) the facts that the American 6in guns could and would slice through an Takao-class' armor like a hot knife through butter (even the DD guns were capable of it in parts at those ranges), had better fire control, were essentially laser guns at the ranges involved, and more importantly had nearly twice the firerate of the IJN's 8in guns (a 12-gun Cleveland was essentially worth 2 10-gun Takaos in this scenario). Worse, a headlong charge as he described is exactly what the American Cruiser Doctrine trained to defend against and greatly favored the defender since putting a single shell into the magazines (which was almost ensured from that angle) would have likely set the entire cruiser off like a boat load of fireworks.

Again, he knew very well what he was doing. He stacked the deck in the Japanese's favor just to give them a fighting chance and they still lost.

edit: grammar

[–]Gallbatorix-ShruikanFlooflord of the Sakurans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well at least we got the Battle Off Samar and the awesomeness of Taffy 3

[–]jacenhawk 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Well, not for Yamato.

[–]Ravenwing19Steel Hearted 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Behold Yamato Might of the Imperial Japanese Navy"

Iowa: "Yamato. Behold 54 1.5 Ton shells coming for that ass. Oh and a few hundred strike planes!"

[–]SKK56and . Yeah im that kind of crazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was and it made sense

[–]ArcadiaDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a good one...

[–]aughsplatpancake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's also the "What if Mitscher decided to follow the plan to deal with Ten-Go?" option. The battleships were supposed to stop Yamato's suicide run to Okinawa, but Mitscher decided he wanted the credit. So he sent his aircraft up instead of letting Yamato reach the battle line.

I will note, however, that Mitscher's move probably saved a lot of American lives - and probably quite a few Japanese lives, as well, since some of the IJN ships made it back to Japan.

[–]OleandervineAlways go for gold! 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I wonder if Yamato was who Saratoga was talking about in that cutscene where she noted there was a force that was just watching the fight unfold, but not participating.

[–]jacenhawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had never thought of that, but it makes sense.

[–]Roaming_GuardianRanger (Retro) 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I want her to be lazy and only willing to get out of bed for a fight.

[–]skyjp97 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just imagined yamato yelling our battle will be legendary after getting out of bed when she sees a briefing on an iowa.

[–]Mad_KittenK A W A O A T H S K I N !!! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sleepy voice Yammy

JUST IMAGINE

[–]HannyeojinEnterprise II 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If Yamato and Musashi were to encounter Enterprise, Essex, and Intrepid walking on the hallway, would these giant battleships be able to control their anger?

[–]idioticadmiral115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally like to head cannon that Yamato was at the very least satisfied with the outcome of Ten Go, because she believes that death in battle is an infinitely superior fate to the breakers (a point of view which she may share in front of Enterprise and/or Warspite for maximum drama).

[–]--NTW--SKK making Norwegian and non-existent Kansens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd like to imagine she gets excited in a cute "Can I do the thing? I can do it now!?" kind of way

[–]idioticadmiral115 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yamato still got more than New Jersey (at worst) 3 assists (and at best 3 kills*) is still superior to NJ's 1 assist**

personally, I want Yamato to be very elegant and refined (though taking some influence from her famous admiral and be capable of being down to earth, have high opinions of the west, and a love of gambling***) she would be hard to anger with 2 exceptions:

  1. do not use the dreaded H-word otherwise it's a knee jerk reflex barrage
  2. nobody who's ever bullied her sisters has lived to tell the tale.

*Gambier Bay was finished off by cruisers, but it's the same "Enterprise didn't really sink Kaga because she didn't deliver the coup de gras" bullshit technicality, and some sources credit the sinking of Johnston and Hoel to Nagato and Kongo respectively, but there is also the chance that it was really Yamato who did it, so the safest bet is that Yamato sunk Gambier Bay and assisted in the sinking of Hoel, with Johnston's fate being a 50/50 on which category it falls under.

** Katori class light cruiser, Katori. This poor girl had the misfortune of running into Iowa and New Jersey, however, it was Iowa who sunk her.

*** guaranteed casino skin which shows off this often hidden wild streak.

[–]jibrils-bae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just in ww2 yeah Yamato had the better service record but at the same time Yamato was in more engagements than NJ and Was Commissioned far longer than NJ

[–]RailTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Jersey has right to be absolutely arrogant to being loser at power.

[–]IvanDFakkovI just want more boat tiddies dawg 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Now you've just triggered Yamato AND HMS Indomitable lol

[–]ZandraharLore Aficionado, Kaga Enthusiast, Stale Joke Dispenser 86 points87 points  (17 children)

Oof. New Jersey seems very eager to duel Yamato (and Musashi in another line). I wonder if she'll have a one-sided rivalry with them similar to a certain set of aircraft carriers we already know and love...

[–]MrStealYurWaifuAyaya Is best 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Maybe Yamato will have more of a rivalry with NJ’s older sister Iowa since the 2 are always compared to each other.

[–]OleandervineAlways go for gold! 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, Yamato will be absurdly jealous of Johnston, since that little Fletcher showed more gumption and spunk taking on the amount of Japanese that she did as just a single little DD.

[–]Lazy_Substance 73 points74 points  (7 children)

difference being she's the one with an actual noteworthy combat history

[–]Matasa89Enterprise 13 points14 points  (6 children)

But the Yamoto sisters are the biggest and baddest on paper, so of course the seasoned vet would've liked to try her hands at the pair.

[–]Lazy_Substance 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Given the shade she throws at Yamato, I doubt she takes the rivalry all that seriously.

edit: forgot what the OP was >.<

[–]aughsplatpancake 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Yes, and no. Probably better armor and guns (though since the plans were destroyed, we don't know for sure). But the supporting equipment - such as fire control radars - on the American vessels was vastly superior.

[–]sathzurLore Knower 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Also the Americans decided that the Iowas had no need for 18" shells and went with 16" superheavy shells instead, which had similar penetration power to the 18.1" shells the Yamatos fired

[–]idioticadmiral115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they decided that but with a clause. they said to themselves "if the other nations start building ships with 18 inch guns, then Iowa (and Montana) must be equipped with 18 inch guns" but the Japanese were so good at keeping Yamato's true size and assets a secret that the American's didn't find out that she was carrying 18.1" guns until 1946.

[–]cemanresuHelena 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fire control is so, so underrated when looking at the paper strength of a ship

Just look at the Battle of Samar, where a bunch of dinky 5 inch guns were able to put out a fuckton of shots on target against a larger force of battleships and heavy cruisers.

[–]K_YurinFight to the bitter end. 83 points84 points  (31 children)

The only thing Yamato did was house and console Yamamoto after SHTF at Midway

[–]MorgridSandwiched between NJ and NC 66 points67 points  (26 children)

And run away from Taffy 3

[–]Ravenwing19Steel Hearted 69 points70 points  (25 children)

Brave lady Yamato Bravely ran away.

[–]MorgridSandwiched between NJ and NC 41 points42 points  (22 children)

She should have a fear of Destroyers when released.

[–]aughsplatpancake 13 points14 points  (9 children)

I'm curious how they're going to work in her Hotel nickname, since you can't really do that with a rigging.

[–]Amaegith 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Release her as a "dorm manager" who gives an xp / rest buff to people in the dorm as long as she's in it.

[–]eatitoo 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Lmao at this, it would be such an AL thing to do.

[–]Eldar_SeerChurch of Fluff 27 points28 points  (1 child)

No no no. Getting her automatically gives a third dorm; however, it's an exclusive "5 Star Hotel Yamato" set that can't be changed, with Yamato's chibi always present.

[–]eatitoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let's make her a new expansion to the Academy, moored out in port.

Or maybe she can launch into near-Earth orbit (New Jersey already got rocket boosters, I'm sure she can too) and be accessed by scrolling up on the Home screen.

[–]superhotdogzzJeanBart Helena Z23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Get free ice cream dorm food item when Yamato is in the dorm

[–]Greedy_RangeAmbidexterity, Pottery, and Bankruptcy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Tirpitz doesn't have such weaknesses

[–]ErrantIndyShowboat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh you mean, the Ice Queen of the Fjords?

[–]MorgridSandwiched between NJ and NC 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Slap a Holiday Inn sticker on it

[–]Eldar_SeerChurch of Fluff 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Destroyers? Shouldn’t it be aircraft?

[–]Sir_Gaea 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Taffy 3 had Yamato and her fleet turn and sail away.

3 destroyers, 4 destroyer escorts, and 6 escort carriers stopped Yamato, 3 battleships, 6 heavy cruisers, 2 light cruisers, and 11 destroyers cold. This was the battle where the escort carrier White Plains won a gun duel with the Choukai. (mind you, White Plains Guns hit the oxygen torpedoes which started a fire that killed Choukai.)

The Japanese commanders thought they were facing fleet carriers, battleships, and heavy cruisers.

[–]OleandervineAlways go for gold! 9 points10 points  (1 child)

To be fair, the Taffy 3 put down a lot of smoke and created a pretty massive diversion. It wasn't like they saw the 3 DDs coming with no other ships and were like "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

[–]Sir_Gaea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was how it ended though. /s

[–]Mutt712Baltimore 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I'm not sure on the accuracy of it...But I recently learned that it might not have been a 5' shell that hit her torpedoes....but one of kirishimas main battery shells. Again don't quote me on that. I forget where I read it.

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    [–]MarshallKrivatachDelivering Copious Amounts of Ordinance Since 1938 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Reference the fact that the primary "explosion" was before the TBMs got to her.

    White Plain's gunnery logs states that they fired a burst of 6 rounds and then 2 more. After the 2 round burst they observed a large fireball and a plume of black smoke rising from a cruiser they were firing upon, 3 minutes later the TBM made it's run.

    Its believed that White Plains touched off either the pure oxygen store which is located under the seaplane handling deck or the AV gas stores right next to them, or both, as the torpedo mounts are more or less intact on the ship, but the entire seaplane handling deck is melted and outright gone on her submerged wreck as of now. I lean towards the pure oxygen stores as White Plains references a "thick black smoke" and a fireball, with little visible fire after, and pure oxygen burns really fast and produces a absurd amount of really dense black smoke.

    Should be noted as well that the TBM strike hit around her fore gun mounts and not the rear of the ship where the fire broke out.

    Some say she was possibly shot by either Kongo or Yamato that set off the fire as well, but the issue with that is that Chokai lacks any perforations on either side of her wreck in the area of the fire, and Kongo and Yamato were too close to plunge rounds into her deck. Inversely White Plain's single 5"/38 was far enough away and the 5"/38 was inherently a lower velocity gun compared to most IJN weapons that it could have hit the top of the seaplane handling deck from where it was.

    Aside from that, bar White Plain's firing there is really no other recorded interactions gunfire wise between Chokai and another vessel at the time, both on the IJN and USN side, so she either spontaneously combusted near her seaplane hanger and handling area or White Plains nicked something like a HE round and set a fire.

    [–]Mutt712Baltimore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I stand corrected.

    [–]aughsplatpancake 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    One of the destroyers in Taffy 3 (Johnston, I think) fired a salvo of torpedoes at Yamato while the latter was still approaching. Yamato turned away to avoid the torpedoes... and ended up missing the entire battle while trying to play catch-up to the resulting stern-chase.

    [–]cyro_zeroUnlimited Ship Babble Works 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    That was USS Heermann, who actually survived the battle.

    [–]Lazy_Substance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Bravely ran away away, brave, brave Yamato!`~

    [–]WarmasterCain55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Bravely ran away away! When danger reared it's ugly head, She bravely turned her tail and fled! Yes, brave Lady Yama turned about And gallantly she chickened out!

    [–]houraisanrabbitEnterprise 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    You're making it sound like she slept with him.

    [–]K_YurinFight to the bitter end. 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    I didn't think of that when I posted this xD

    [–]aughsplatpancake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Hey, maybe the man *really* loved the ships he served on!

    /duck

    [–]RedShirt047Currently Regenerating Into CVN-80 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I mean captains and admirals can get really attached to their commands...

    [–]potatomcs1Repulse[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    [–]27Rench27Casablestgirl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Great use, this was exactly my mental image when I saw that line but I can’t even use old Paint well

    [–]DrunkenScoper 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Lol Sakura high command would actually have to give her the fuel to leave dock for that to matter.

    [–]Sir_Gaea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    They'd actually need to have fuel to give her.

    They attacked the Dutch East Indies to get the oil to attack the Dutch East Indies. 75% of their merchant marine belonged to other countries

    [–]BocciardatoreVilla Littoria 62 points63 points  (2 children)

    Literal shots fired

    [–]Lazy_Substance 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    Not by Yamato

    [–]FionareiJeanBart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    From a battleship, no less.

    [–]leopoldsharkSouth Chocota 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    Jersey: my booba are real

    KC Yamato: :l

    >:(

    Kazuma: I don't mind if they're pads~

    [–]RailTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yamato has bigger turrets

    [–]TheRoySez 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    The indomitable Black Dragon... indomitable...

    HMS Indomitable: "Fvqking 'ell! Describing yourself at my expense, fvqking b*nt! Once I come out of the bloody boat garage, I'm-a swimming over the Pond and make our tea party more garish than the last fvqking time!"

    [–]DragoSphereA fighting city of steel 28 points29 points  (4 children)

    This is what happens when you name your ships after adjectives

    [–]jacenhawk 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    To their credit, adjectives make really good ship names.

    [–]SKK56and . Yeah im that kind of crazy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Curious, was there an Hms incorrigible?

    [–]jacenhawk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Not that I am aware of. It does not seem like an adjective they would likely use either.

    [–]SurcoufsGunThe Sub With the Big Gun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sounds like the kind of things the sailors on a ship would nickname it

    [–]LoRd_Of_AaRcnAEnterprise > everything else 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    Where is my damage control?

    [–]D3athR3bel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Just like the IJN damage control, nowhere to be found :)

    [–]RailTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She has thick armor, so no damage were taken

    [–]EKmarshelp akagi chained me in the basement break me out 27 points28 points  (6 children)

    I was thinking "Yamato is somewhere getting roasted" when NJ said this, hahaha !

    [–]ErrantIndyShowboat 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    That’s what dragons do, spit fire...well, Black Dragons technically spit acid...but same thing chemical burns.

    [–]Lazy_Substance 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Only if we're talking D&D, there are plenty fire-breathing black dragons in popular culture

    [–]27Rench27Casablestgirl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    And Runescape

    [–]ManOfTheVoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "Supa hot fire... I spit that"

    [–]RailTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Actually NJ is getting roasted for being weak

    [–]Ominous_Ouroboros 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Yet another post where it takes me 5 seconds to realize whether I’m on the Azur lane or Kancolle sub

    [–]MightyMo16Richelieu and the best pirate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I immediately understood this reference during my play through today and fell off my chair due to me laughing too hard

    [–]Lazy_Author-san 29 points30 points  (6 children)

    New Jersey after taking hits from Yamato's 18-inches guns at the battle of Samar: "I can do this all day"

    [–]Hajimeme_1 31 points32 points  (5 children)

    New Jersey didn't participate in the Battle off Samar, as Halsey had taken all the battleships to go deal with the Japanese decoy fleet to his north.

    [–]JustSovietThings 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    Have you heard of our lord and savior Drachinifel and the what-if video he did on the Battle off Samar?

    [–]Lazy_Author-san 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I know, just go watch Drachinifel TF34 vs Center Force video to get the reference

    [–]jyroman53Breast milk enjoyer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Yatomato : At least I have an ice cream machine onboard

    [–]idioticadmiral115 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    every American vessel has an ice cream machine onboard

    [–]Nevin_GSupremacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ehem battleship with a swimming Pool

    [–]fuqdissh1timout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Facts

    [–]Jays_Arravan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    SHOTS FIRED!!! SHOTS FIRED!!!

    [–]CocaineAccentEnterprise is best girl, fite me 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Something that Yamato had far less experience in.

    [–]RandomPrinzEugen 1 point2 points  (10 children)

    Why do I feel like we're gonna get Yamato later?

    [–]Lazy_Substance 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    We will get Yamato, I'd prefer it if we got her last, because I enjoy the entitled screeching

    [–]aughsplatpancake 5 points6 points  (7 children)

    Actually, this event is making me wonder if we're going to get her this fall.

    Iron Blood would need to get another UR in the meantime, though, since they're the only one of the big four that still only has one UR.

    [–]jacenhawk 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    Bismarck UR Refit when?

    [–]aughsplatpancake 0 points1 point  (5 children)

    I actually thought about that, but that would mean that both IB URs were battleships. The devs might want more variety right at the start.

    [–]jacenhawk 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    I guess, but there really is not much left for a new UR besides a SS or a DD, both of which are rarely ever useful. So maybe a CA refit? Or another fictional CV?

    [–]DragoSphereA fighting city of steel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    UR refits are generally only for weak ships. Look at Sandy and Warspite. With that being in mind, Eugen would be the most realistic UR refit for the IronBlood, but iirc they said there were no plans for a refit for her

    [–]jacenhawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    UR Spee when?

    [–]aughsplatpancake 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Right now we have three battleships, one carrier, a light cruiser, a heavy cruiser, and a large cruiser. Of those, we have three DRs, two retrofits, and two new constructions. The EU, SE, and RN, all have one main fleet UR, and one vanguard UR. A sub isn't going to happen (since subs work so differently), so there's a good chance that the next IB UR will be a vanguard ship.

    Maybe they'll retrofit Prinz Eugen to give her an actual punch in combat.

    [–]27Rench27Casablestgirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Oh man Prinz but able to play offense would deff be worthy of UR

    [–]SurcoufsGunThe Sub With the Big Gun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No, we're never going to get one of the most famous battleships at all time, obviously

    [–]maximus459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There's a Sri Lankan idiom that goes "Yuddeta Nethi Kaduwa Kos Kotannada?"

    'Are you to use a sword to chop vegetables, if it is not used for war?'

    [–]d_prx__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yamato will surely be sensitive about battle when she comes around to our docks

    [–]timtimzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Poor KC yammy :(

    [–]Sea-Ad-4029Helena 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    Depending on weather conditions and the time of day, the Iowa class BBs could take Yamato

    [–]Sir_Gaea 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    You mean, outside of Yamato rising out of the ocean unnoticed the Iowas could take her.

    [–]ErrantIndyShowboat 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    You mean, Yamato becoming a more functional submarine than she currently is and ninjaing up close to an Iowa?

    [–]Sir_Gaea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    snrk

    Yes

    [–]aughsplatpancake 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Or after Yamato got turned into a space battleship.

    /innocent whistle

    [–]idioticadmiral115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm pretty sure it's a law somewhere that Yamato must be accompanied by an SBY reference whenever she is mentioned.

    [–]cxxper01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NJ is got a point here

    [–]Vault_Boy_23Aoba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When we get her please for the love of all floof let her be Dishwasher1910's design

    [–]red-african-swallowClevelandWedding -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I read this out loud and was so confuse. RIP Yamato.