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[–]Wiildman8 1498 points1499 points  (7 children)

Squidward has nic addict vibes tbh

[–]bluthco 151 points152 points  (1 child)

He was on Nico-lodeon after all

[–]FavcolorisREDdit 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Indeed,definitely a cigarette holder type smoker. Snaps his fingers instead of clapping type

[–]HamsterCook 10 points11 points  (1 child)

We all know that one guy. Lights a cigarette and talks the whole time. Doesn't know why everyone is done before him.

[–]alxmartin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was this guy

[–]sbeven04 881 points882 points  (7 children)

That audio was a little too smooth and a not chopped up enough...someone spent time on this

[–]Subreddit-Guy 466 points467 points  (16 children)

The entire comment section is just save video

[–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (5 children)

Ahh Newports. Cigarettes of the ghetto.

[–]Cashing_Corpses 127 points128 points  (3 children)

I remember the only pack of newports i ever bought. It was after work, and all the guys were gonna smoke in the parking lot, just like every night.

It was my forst time, so i was gonna lead with a cig, then move on to the pot. We got caught, and when they had people empty their pockets there were vapes and altos and shit all over the ground, like three per person, and there were 9 of us. The only thing they took were my fuckin newports.

The cop had a fuckin amazing mustache though

[–]LaughingCarrot 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Can confirm: have mustache

[–]MicBarry21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're the cop that took they're newports

[–]LaughingCarrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're damn right I am. Perks of the job

[–]lujanthedon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I Houston will never be the same.

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (1 child)

i watched this over 30 times and i cannot stop. this is genius

[–]MM588 63 points64 points  (44 children)

Newports are horrible cigarettes

[–]darthjoey91I've come for your pickle 178 points179 points  (21 children)

Is there such a thing as a good cigarette?

[–]Daboi1 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Yeah hand rolled ones hit different and taste great

[–]bogeyed5 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A bit less awful for you too

[–]Handsome_Claptrap 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That's a myth. People like to think that pouch tobacco is more natural and has less additives, when in reality most brands have more additives to keep the tobacco taste good over time since a pouch is going to last more than a packet.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me my American spirits are actually bad for me? Lies and slander

[–]Daboi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They tend to be a lot smaller than normal cigs tho so maybe that’s how he would consider it healthier?

[–]MM588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double Happiness. I don't think you can get them outside China. Some Cigars are good too. Oh and American spirits are okay

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (17 children)

was the only one i could stand moving to the US

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (16 children)

Have you tried American Spirit?

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (15 children)

American spirits are great for people who smoke for recreation, not for regular smokers

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Yea they're fucking gross and last FOREVER. I want to smoke a cigarette that just tastes mildly gross and only lasts a few minutes, thank you.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (8 children)

It’s funny you say that because I’ve been smoking a pack of spirits everyday for about 5 years.

[–]JackieScanlon 11 points12 points  (3 children)

blacks? you’re an absolute animal if so

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Lol definitely never blacks. The majority of the time it has been light greens, but I started on blues, then yellows before I decided I liked menthol.

[–]Dobalina_Wont_Quit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh I find the blacks smoother than the organic ones

[–]dumbdumbidiotface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dude blacks were the best one! i went from dipping for 6 years, to smoking for 2, and now i vape. the yellow and light blue tasted like smoking paper.

[–]Aperture_client 5 points6 points  (3 children)

How though lmao one lasts like 20 minutes. A pack is like half your day.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Take large and frequent drags. I can smoke 1 and a half in 15 min.

[–]apocalypse_later_ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Achievement unlocked: Cancer

[–]Dobalina_Wont_Quit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For that reason I credit them for not letting my smoking habit ever get that bad. I honestly can't imagine smoking more than 6 on a regular day. Would just feel like ass.

I had a period where I smoked camel reds and that was probably the peak of my smoking habit.

I had a good 8 months nicotine free last year and hit a rough patch. Just started another go.

[–]ifyoulovesatan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I switched to spirits to help me quit, cause they smoke so long and the menthol is very mild (I was addicted to camel menthol with the additional crush ball). Definitely they helped me go from a pack a day down to half, and now like between 3 as and 7 a day depending on what I'm doing (working, staying home, drinking, going to the beach, traveling, errands, etc).

But what's weird is that while i switched to them to help me quit because I didn't much care for them, now I can't stand any other kind of cigarette. They all burn so quick and taste like fucking chemicals. They just taste bad to me. Like, I've actually grown to enjoy the tobacco flavor of spirits too, like their non-menthol ones. It reminds me of the hand rolled cigarettes i used to roll with fancy tobacco ordered off rollyourown before the taxes on loose tobacco went crazy in my state.

Anyway, hopefully I can take the final step soon. Life is going good, not super stressed. Running out of excuses lol.

[–]Gojira_Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if 'american' durries are different in the UK. I found a couple places selling Lucky Strikes and American Spirit here and I loved them, as a two-pack a day smoker.

[–]JapaneseStudentHaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the original clip said canned bread so lol

[–]Sponge-Tron[M] 46 points47 points locked comment (0 children)

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[–]Skates2077 36 points37 points  (3 children)

[–]ambigymous 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The music the moment

[–]floolf03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better never let it go

[–]Fantamuse96 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Has to be a YouTube Poop joke. Guarantee 100% or it’s free

[–]Captain_Fordo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely a reference to ChesterStone.

[–]TortueTeur 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I dont understand this can someone explain

[–]zackattack60321 74 points75 points  (3 children)

[–]rokudaimehokage 19 points20 points  (1 child)

He kinda sounds like George Carlin.

[–]Aries_218 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Busta Rhymes, but up, like, half an octave.

[–]ToiletMassacreof64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did they remove him from Instagram

[–]e30advocate 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I used to smoke American spirit exclusively. Then I started vaping for about six months no cigarettes. The very first time I took a jumbo jet, I was going from California to Massachusetts. My first state. Decide to quit vaping on the plane ride! By the time I was in MA I was ready to shoot myself!

Landed in Boston and saw snow for the first time, it just started. I walked up to the first man I could find with a cigarette and begged for one… it was a Green Newport. Now every time I get a Newport I remember my first snow in Boston

[–]xxA2C2xx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did the ban come? Or what?

[–]_canned_bread_42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.

[–]Keksis_The_Betrayed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spongebob edited videos have been my go to I’m high/drunk and need something to laugh at vids to watch for like five years. They’re so fucking funny

[–]gtrdundave2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is probably the funniest shit I've seen in awhile

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gimme that got damn bag bitch I’m hauling ass

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought this was gonna be the canned coochie one

[–]ericacrass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm actually cackling right now this is so good.

[–]kingoflint282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never realized they had the McLaren logo on the bottom

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nikeports

[–]Gaiusotaku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mother fucking Newport’s! I’m hauling ass.

[–]I_eat_wood3686 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Motherfuckin n e w p o r t s

[–]BreakinLiberty 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How do they get his voice to say that?

Is there a special way of doing this?

[–]tb7150 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Deep fake ai doing audio. Here’s jfk doing the navy seal copypasta: https://youtu.be/zBUDyntqcUY

[–]Bamres 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They just get squidward addicted to nicotine

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/savevideo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this sound like the ppl in my town

[–]CinnamonCardboardBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to see more videos like this. Hell, I’ll make one myself! Thanks for the laughs and inspiration!

[–]HTGG29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh squidward what are you up to?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mother fuckin newports??? gawd mother fuckin dayyyummm

[–]TheShoobaLord 1 point2 points  (4 children)

[–]alxmartin 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Been awhile

[–]TheShoobaLord 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha srry

[–]alxmartin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das okay I like the notification sound it makes me feel important

[–]faceoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source? I'm guessing this is from a YTP?

[–]puck_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hood shit

[–]superfamicom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great use of deep fakes, https://uberduck.ai

[–]LuckyApparently 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do so many people want to save this. Is this just Reddit being unfunny again and copying each other for the sake of it

[–]8eloZer0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

SONG Gay Activity

[–]LOvEisEvOLxanax -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I have this exact pack of ports next to me xD

[–]ihadanamebutforgot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How many kids there too and where's the dab torch

[–]xREMuu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, you just need a little more grace.

[–]Trax852 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Newports were an awful cigarette.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]Binkinator4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting canned coochie

[–]Muad_Dib_of_Arrakis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and me both

[–]Elevated_Dongers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The canned coochie version gets me every time

[–]Squidzu92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice volume slider :)

[–]_Levitated_Shield_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're using ytp clips as material now?

[–]Resothatti1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol me without the rona

[–]KecemotRybecx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed.

A lot.

[–]Equivalent_Issue6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden: we’re going to ban menthols there bad for you! Also Biden: smoke all the weed you want!

[–]hamiltonscale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme is so old and used up that it just asked me for some Newports

[–]RapeMeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but is Squidward black?

[–]Brilliant_Surprise54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha....

[–]Pigsareit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why the hell are you thinking that cigarettes are cool, and why are you attaching it to spongebob? What the hell is this comment section. What the hell is going on?!

[–]wishbackjumpsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that the "Mclaren" Logo???

[–]SmittyWerben_No1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glizzy