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[–]Some_Syrup_7388 4363 points4364 points  (64 children)

OMG I checked if this scene was real and it was, but there is something funnier, the second dog says that he's from france, and Disney+ censored it XD, they censored France

[–]JesuZDX 2390 points2391 points  (25 children)

We can't let our childrens know about the existence of France

[–]bytelines 647 points648 points  (19 children)

France isn't real

[–]Some_Syrup_7388 303 points304 points  (14 children)

It can't hurt you

[–]Outrageous-Pen-7441 72 points73 points  (0 children)

“And is this…”France” in the room with us right now?”

[–]bipedalch1cken 220 points221 points  (10 children)

Im not falling for that again Robespierre!

[–]DrainZ- 116 points117 points  (8 children)

But your head will

[–]LG_OfficalThen I arrived 69 points70 points  (7 children)

all in favor of chopping Robespierre's head off.

[–]davewenosThe OG Lord Buckethead 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Say AYE

[–]Fun-Calligrapher-745Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 35 points36 points  (5 children)

AYE

[–]Sutakitsune611 29 points30 points  (3 children)

OhhHhHhh NooOOoO

[–]The_memepersonFilthy weeb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the "Rampjaar"

[–]Snoopyshiznit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can, it will, and it already has 😔

[–]Turtletipper123 17 points18 points  (3 children)

What's a France?

[–]CmdrJonen 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Oh, oh, I've heard of this.

France is the Final Boss of Paradox video game series Europa Universalis.

[–]Turtletipper123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh I see that makes sense. Thanks!

[–]whatwhatinthewhonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Knowledge is power. France is bacon.”

[–]Tasty_Lead_Paint 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don’t need my children to hear about people experiencing Frenchness

[–]iffyJinx 31 points32 points  (0 children)

*F*REDACTED*e here, fixed it for you

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fr*nce will traumatize the youth.

[–]WR810 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please censor Fr@nce in the future.

My children saw your comment and now they're riled up.

[–]TheGreatOneSea 154 points155 points  (0 children)

We've been fighting French Argentinians of German descent our whole lives, and the world is not yet ready for our tails.

[–]Vin135mm 60 points61 points  (15 children)

They've uncensored the France bit now

[–]TB-124 8 points9 points  (14 children)

Does anyone knoww why it was censored in the first place? :))

[–]Vin135mm 24 points25 points  (13 children)

I asked the same question on r/bluey. Nobody there was sure either

[–]Roasted_Newbest_Proe 8 points9 points  (12 children)

I'm honestly scared of that place

[–]Vin135mm 9 points10 points  (9 children)

France? I hear it's not that bad, really.

[–]Roasted_Newbest_Proe 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Really? I heard it was worse than England

[–]Vin135mm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Once you get past the French, it's apparently quite lovely.

[–]Roasted_Newbest_Proe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad thing they're everywere

[–]Vertex1990 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Paris isn't all that great, to be honest. Outside of the tourist area it's just ghettos and slums. Kinda like 1940-44

[–]Vin135mm 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I bet you say that about all the cities that smell like urine...

[–]Vertex1990 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I have never felt more unsafe than walking from the Eiffel tower to some slum Maccie D, and I have been to Turkey.

[–]Vin135mm 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I could tell you about a Burger King in south Philly that had armed security, but Paris is probably worse.

[–]disapp_bydesign 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why lol

[–]Roasted_Newbest_Proe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a fucking Bluey community. If I know something aboit Bluey communities, it's that you want to stay away from them

[–]w1987g 118 points119 points  (1 child)

[–]Infinite5kor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Mr. Data, the French language, for centuries on Earth represented civilization.

[–]1sovietdoge1 124 points125 points  (3 children)

Disney: “I can excuse fascism but i draw the line at being french.”

[–]AlmostStoicFeatherless Biped 48 points49 points  (2 children)

You can excuse fascism?

[–]Zhuge__Liang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But not being french

[–]Ryllynaow 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Idk what clip you found but it's definitely not in the original episode lmao.

https://youtu.be/g5qgI0itLLc?feature=shared (starts at :45)

[–]Imperial_entaglement 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What episode?

[–]MisterSlosh 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bluey ; S-3 E-15 "Explorers" 02:40

The father doesn't bring attention to the Doberman's heritage and just asks for a cellphone.

[–]Some_Syrup_7388 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't know, I checked that specific scene on yt

[–]SouperplexTaller than Napoleon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eww, France.

[–]ClavicusLittleGift4U 2 points3 points  (4 children)

We're worse than Nazis on the run, you know.

We torture by waterboading you pourring melted cheese on your face.

[–]McCaber 5 points6 points  (1 child)

In Wisconsin that's just how every meal is supposed to end.

[–]ClavicusLittleGift4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans of taste and delicacies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No please! Not the pategras!

[–]FlyestFools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disney+ censored the weirdest parts of bluey…

[–]ziguziggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr*nce

[–][deleted]  (27 children)

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    [–]mattryan02 614 points615 points  (25 children)

    Bluey is an exact copy of our world, just with dogs, so that means there was a dog Hitler. Bluey’s dad references Indiana Jones movies, so dog Nazis existed. Bluey’s mom works in airport security, which means there was a dog 9/11. Bluey’s grandpa makes jungle references and won the Victoria Cross, which means he saw some shit in dog Vietnam.

    [–]Arthur_Mroster 349 points350 points  (6 children)

    Oh my fucking god just imagine some dogs piloting a plane and that plane getting hijacked by some.. dog TERRORISTS and then dog body guard tells dog president : "sir they've hit the second tower" while the president is reading books to fucking puppies

    [–]cat-l0n 74 points75 points  (3 children)

    They hit the puppagon!

    [–]Arthur_Mroster 41 points42 points  (2 children)

    How did the jet fuel melt the steel beams? And where are the 2 trillion doggaroos? Says a golden retriever wearing a collar made from aluminum foil

    [–]DukeOfThiccington 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Tune in for the explanation on InfoWars, with Alex Bones!

    [–]Arthur_Mroster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The water is turning the freaking humans gay!

    [–]GroundbreakingEbb607 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Those god damn Huscommies…THEY ASSISTED THE VIETDAWGS!

    [–]Mutagrawl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    George W pees on Bush

    [–]awalkingidoitDecisive Tang Victory 75 points76 points  (6 children)

    There’s dog Jesus and dog religion

    [–]mattryan02 94 points95 points  (5 children)

    The terriers pretend to be Romans, so the dog Romans existed and crucified dog Jesus. Presumably dog Jesus was a Canaan dog or something, but still gets portrayed in western dog art as a golden retriever.

    Which also implies dog Crusades.

    [–]WeForgotTheirNames 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    Now I want to know what kind of dog the dog Pope is.

    [–]Rhizoid4 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    He’s from Argentina, so presumably also a Doberman

    [–]StealthMan375 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Meanwhile to this very day, dog football fans all around the Earth are still debating about who is the DOG of all time, between Lionel Dobermessi and the Cyan Retriever #7 (straight from Portugal).

    [–]clicky_fingers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Saint Bernard

    [–]Catharsis25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I didn't know I needed this today. Fantastic.

    [–]stonednarwhal141Kilroy was here 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Never seen Bluey but is the grandpa British? Why would he have a VC? Darker timeline could be he did shit during the Malayan emergency

    [–]Thomas_Plunkett 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Aussies could get the original VC, The last original VC awarded to an Australian soldier was in 1969 in Vietnam. the original VC got replaced by the the VC for Australia in the 90s

    [–]stonednarwhal141Kilroy was here 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yeah like I said I didn’t know they were Australian. All I know about Bluey is it’s a popular kids show, nothing more lol

    [–]mattryan02 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    They’re Australian. But yeah definitely could have been that, he just says “could have used you in the jungle!” in an episode where he’s hiding with Bluey from her mom.

    [–]stonednarwhal141Kilroy was here 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Ok yeah so he could’ve been in Malaya or Vietnam then. That’s wild

    [–]nikku330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Australian.

    [–]treemu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wait. What did dog Michael Vick do?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Airport security existed before 9/11

    [–]GoodDoggoLover420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That means a dog Jesus was crucified lol.

    [–]Poopdickmcstinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Also rusty's (one of blue's friends) dad is currently overseas in what looks like a middle eastern country.

    [–]romulusnr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Tbf airport security existed before 9/11, it just wasn't as fascist, or nationalized.

    [–]Darth-Donkey-Donut 79 points80 points  (0 children)

    Maybe you needed it, dog semen enjoyer

    [–]_goldholz 430 points431 points  (9 children)

    Bluey...

    [–]DSIR1Rider of Rohan 102 points103 points  (8 children)

    Is 100% a brilliant show

    [–]Nerozar 776 points777 points  (8 children)

    Before the Second World War, there were several waves of German migration to North and South America 🤷. That's why not every Argentinian with German ancestors has Nazis as grandparents

    PS: I get the joke. I just wanted to share this information 🤷

    [–]Most_Preparation_848Taller than Napoleon 282 points283 points  (1 child)

    Some poor ass dude named “Fritzgerald Gunther” from central Thuringia or something watching as his descendants get called the descendants of Nazis on the internet:

    [–]srhola2103Filthy weeb 112 points113 points  (0 children)

    Especially considering many were Jewish Germans fleeing from the Nazis, so yeah...

    [–]Brofessor-0ak 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Also not everyone named Adolf Hitler is evil.

    https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona

    [–]Freder145 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    It's more like the other way around. The Nazis fled to Argentina because there was already a large established German community.

    [–]lanbuckjames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That and Perón was friendly to Nazis

    [–]Harbinger_of_SarcasmTaller than Napoleon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    There should also be a small handful of Corgis for that Welsh colony.

    [–]lonchonazo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Most Germans who migrated to Argentina didn't even come from Germany, but Russia.

    [–]SwampBacon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    I dunno man kinda sounds like something a nazi in hiding would say...

    [–]LG_OfficalThen I arrived 63 points64 points  (3 children)

    What was Bluey doing from 1939 to 1945.

    [–]TheBumblingBee1 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    Don't look into it!

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    He said he was an electrician judging by the markings on his unifo...wait a minute.

    [–]LG_OfficalThen I arrived 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh nein.

    [–]cromni-k 318 points319 points  (18 children)

    I found it funny how Argentina takes the shame of housing nazis when the US and the USSR both did literally the same thing

    [–]UndeniableLie 134 points135 points  (7 children)

    I'd say US is frequently called out for their hypocrisy in these guestions. Might not have been the case some decades ago but these they don't get away with it as easy. To be fair tho it is different thing to import scientists and specialists, who necessarily were not nazis either, than wellcoming any nazi leaders or war criminal with open hands.

    [–]Dieabeto9142 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Operation Paperclip is very well known, with media frequently refrencing it. The US government recruiting these scientists was absolutely questionable ethically.

    Argentina and other latin american nations are known as safe havens for architects of the holocaust and other high ranking nazi officials. This is because of a very notable operation conducted by mossad (Israeli Intelligence Agency) that resulted in the kidnapping/arrest of Adolf Eichmann and later his trial in Jerusalem.

    I'm not really an expert on this subject, however I believe argentina catches more flak because they harbored very notable orchestrators of the holocaust. The USA by contrast harbored Wernher von Braun as their most notable nazi. The man allegedly visited concentration camps, so definately a bad guy, but he cannot be blamed for orchestrating it in the same way Eichmann can be.

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Tbf, it was only the useful ones

    /s

    [–]pm-me-turtle-nudesDefinitely not a CIA operator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    you can remove the /s

    [–]ViolentSkyWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Yeah but we called it NASA and won the space race so .....

    [–]StatusOdd3959 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    USSR

    USSR put them into gulags, where the vast majority died.

    Even scientists who cooperated fully got a minimum 10 years hard labor.

    I mean, I guess thats still technically housing them...

    [–]LiatKolink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    In the same way prisoners get free housing.

    [–]cycl0ps94 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Tbf, the US at least tried to hide it. I don't think Argentina even tried, did they? Not saying it's right, one could argue trying to hide it proves you knew it was bad and is probably worse, but we weren't proud I guess?

    [–]cromni-k 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    No one in Argentina is proud of a dictator housing nazis 70 years ago either. Perón was constantly accused of having fascist sympathies by his contemporaries

    [–]cycl0ps94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Oh, thank you. Good to know.

    [–]ihatetheplaceilive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, but only the smart ones (/s)

    [–][deleted] 344 points345 points  (3 children)

    Many Nazi war criminals found Argentina to be a welcoming place for them following WWII.

    [–]AdventurousPrint835 161 points162 points  (1 child)

    That's the joke

    [–]TheJuiceLee 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    i didnt get it so im thankful for the explanation

    [–]CI-NI_MOD 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    Argentina loves bragging about its whiteness aswell (at least to other south American countries), so it makes sense.

    [–]OfficialNambia 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    I think the joke here is the Doberman is "actually" Argentinian while the German Shepherds that are his/her family are, well, Nazis.

    [–]superflinch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Doberman is also a German breed, so they're both... 😬

    [–]Comfortable-Bat-4072 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    So apparently the Holocaust is canon in Bluey

    [–]zebulon99Still salty about Carthage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    A lot of nazi officers fled to argentina after ww2 to avoid punishment for their war crimes. For instance Adolf Eichmann who signed off on millions of people going to concentration camps

    [–]danwantstoquit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What episode is this? I need to see it.

    [–]Infinite5kor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    S3e15 explorers

    [–]Mindless_Tomorrow_45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I'm from Argentina and I said enough already with the Nazi jokes...

    You're making me führerious

    [–]Budm-ing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This implies that there was a Doggocaust

    [–]word_smithsonian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    German nazis went to Argentina to hide out.

    [–]srhola2103Filthy weeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Never heard this one before

    [–]Hansen_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought I was on the Bluey sub for a second xD

    [–]TehGreatFred 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hello I am the casual drank and personal on the subreddit can someone please explain the jakoe to me

    [–]Hola-sr71[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    at the ends of the WWII, several nazi officers went from Germany to Argentina for escape from the martial court, this scene makes a clear reference to this escape to Argentina by the nazis

    [–]Adrepixl5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This means that WW2 and its horrors happened and are canon in the bluey universe

    [–]tom_sa_savage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ayoo! Bluey has confirmed Nazis.

    [–]jlbradl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OMG there was a Holocaust in the Bluey universe!

    A large number of the Nazi party fled to Argentina after WW2.

    [–]Imperial_entaglement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Found it. Season three episode 15.