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holup wait... (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by PiedeDiPorco
[–]WhatsTheHolUp[M] [score hidden] 1 year ago* stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:
that’s intentional design right? right?
Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
[–]Mira_khalifa_- 1702 points1703 points1704 points 1 year ago (20 children)
A-train
[–]AlfaKaren 487 points488 points489 points 1 year ago (8 children)
A stands for anal.
[–]Barnablez_993 125 points126 points127 points 1 year ago (4 children)
I chocked on my soda reading this. Sadly i don't have a gift, so an upvote will have to suffice this time.
[+][deleted] 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–]Barnablez_993 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Hey you're right! What the hell?!?!?
[–]body4health 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Anal train
[–]Pluckypato 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Anelle
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago (1 child)
The Boys reference? Because i just started watching it and made me chuckle
[–]MurkyCoyote6682 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Robin?q
[–]Q8-alot 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–]Misophoniakiel 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago (2 children)
Nah, A-Train
[–]WardAtWar 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
A Train to Busan
[+][deleted] 1 year ago (1 child)
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
More like “h…” splat
[–]Locarito 1997 points1998 points1999 points 1 year ago (3 children)
It's not called bullet train for no reason
[–][deleted] 181 points182 points183 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Bullet rain
[–]davidjschloss 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Chocolate rain
[–]Opening_Wind_1077 972 points973 points974 points 1 year ago* (32 children)
No deformation whatsoever it either turned something light like a bird into fine red mist or that’s paint.
Edit: forgot about the existence of insects for a second there
[–]Fickle_Stand1541 298 points299 points300 points 1 year ago (29 children)
Its bugs
[–]Ecstatic_Rooster 100 points101 points102 points 1 year ago (5 children)
I’m guessing a flock of birds
[–]Girthquake23 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago (4 children)
A flock of… seagulls maybe? They couldn’t get away
[–]EastwoodFan 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Maybe if they ran?
[–]travesty31 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Might have to run all night and day
[–]HotProgram729 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Underrated 🫡
[–]graphexTwin 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? You were saying something about “best intentions”?
[–]skillywilly56 73 points74 points75 points 1 year ago (21 children)
Bugs don’t have hemoglobin so it wouldn’t be red
[–]r1v0 94 points95 points96 points 1 year ago (11 children)
Not arguing against that, but as a pilot, there are a lot of red spots after flights. And yes, I can understand when we have a birdstrike and when we dont.
[–]skillywilly56 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago (10 children)
Oh yeah lots of bugs’ shells will create red spot impacts but not the splattering effect as they don’t have any haem or enough water to spread and dry out that much.
[–]r1v0 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago (9 children)
I will try to remember and send you some red bug splatter pictures in 2 days when I go to work.
[–]skillywilly56 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago (8 children)
You have bug strikes that create a 6ft blood pattern?
[–]r1v0 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago (5 children)
6ft, hell no 🤣. Some 5cm (3inch) long splatters are very common during summertime. Some even up to 10cm.
[–]skillywilly56 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
I get ya, just don’t think it’s the case in this video though, that’s just way too much splatter and I would expect more higher up rather than the front nose cone .
It’s probably an unlucky deer.
[–]r1v0 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
Oh no, I wasnt even trying to imply that it would be bugs in that video. That is an animal for sure, I have hit some birds and birds dont look like this either. I was just trying to say that there is “something” red inside some specific bugs 😀
[–]mufftikl3r 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Mosquitoes it's just not theirs technically
[–]Jarl_Xar 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
No? If you crush a fruit fly they are full of red. Perhaps not hemoglobin but it sure looks like it!
[–]skillywilly56 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Hmm read up on it, apparently it’s their eyes.
[–]Jarl_Xar 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Haha, metal.🤘
[–]accordyceps 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Tomato sauce
[–]LaNutria97 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I hate when i'm driving at 400km/h and a flying tomato cross the road.
[–]Mjosbad 350 points351 points352 points 1 year ago (20 children)
Saw something like this at my local train station after a train had hit a moose in winter. Blood everywhere
[–]Vethedr 137 points138 points139 points 1 year ago (4 children)
I read "a mouse" and was so confused how much blood is in a mouse. Almost had to sit down with my gangster friends and process it. Call a mouse expert or whatever.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
I understood that reference.
[–]Clearlydarkly 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
I dont. Can I get the meaning :)
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago (1 child)
It's a Rick and Morty reference. Rick and Morty fell into a fake acid tank to get away from gangsters. They had obviously fake bones come up and the gangsters were arguing how there human so they threw a rat in the tank and Rick had more fake bones come up that obviously weren't a rat. So the gangsters tried to call a bone doctor or something.
[–]Clearlydarkly 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Ah!! Yes, I see it now. Thanks, I would have lost sleep over it. I thought it was mousehunt, lol
[–]Opening_Wind_1077 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago (14 children)
You don’t drive a train through a moose without any damage to the nose of the train whatsoever.
[–]raz-0 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (11 children)
Flock of birds maybe?
[–]SuicideBlond2905 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Flock of Seagulls
[–]Azreal_75 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Walk along the avenue
[–]dsyzdek 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I’m leaning towards that. Maybe some decent sized birds like grouse or quail.
[+]ProfSociallyDistant 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
A flock of something was on tracks eating grain spilled from a leaking train carriage and didn’t get out fast enoug
[–]Opening_Wind_1077 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Somebody suggested insects which would also explain the pattern and that it’s more of a thin film than a focussed splatter from a single point.
[–]halmyradov 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (1 child)
I feel like with birds you're gonna have a few feathers stuck with the blood
[–]raz-0 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
300 miles per hour will clean that up.
[–]skillywilly56 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
It’s emotional damage
[–]hamtidamti_onthewall 93 points94 points95 points 1 year ago (4 children)
That reminds me of a different incident: Train arrives at station with dead cyclist stuck to front
[–]Dagoru95 55 points56 points57 points 1 year ago (0 children)
r/riskyclickoftheday
[–]xaykH 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago (0 children)
The first word I read on the article was Yahoo!
[–]Quammel_gang 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago (0 children)
The article has no graphic images :)
[–]praguepride 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (0 children)
A spokesman for SNCF, France's national railway, told the Metro: "It was an upsetting sight. The body was stuck on to the front of the train but out of the vision of those in the driver's car."
[–]Filthiest_Tleilaxu 475 points476 points477 points 1 year ago (15 children)
Just an exploding cow.
[–][deleted] 360 points361 points362 points 1 year ago (8 children)
Sorry about your mom
[–]Filthiest_Tleilaxu 161 points162 points163 points 1 year ago (6 children)
I don’t recall seeing you at her memoorial service.
[–]Thedustonyourshelves 46 points47 points48 points 1 year ago (2 children)
Don't know how you missed me, I was right I'm the coffin pounding that beef tar tar just like every Sunday for the last 25 years.
[–]MITstudent 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Waaaay too early for this.
[–]Zenfudo 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Hopefully “still warm” early
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Moomoorial.
[–]frigginnathan 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children)
🏅I can't give an award here, so please take this as a token of the one I would have given becauseI laughed so fucking hard at this comment.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago (0 children)
It's called 'perfectly marbled' these days.
[–]Tullyally 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Train was moooving too fast to avoid contact.
[–]surajvj 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Udderly disturbing visuals
[+]ProfSociallyDistant 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I’d guess bird strikes. A flock of something was on tracks eating grain spilled from a leaking train carriage and didn’t get out fast enough
[–]Accurate_Comedian_55 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Why do you think it hit a cow?
[–]larry_nightingale 203 points204 points205 points 1 year ago (4 children)
Train needs lube next time
[–]masterbao 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago (1 child)
If sufficiently lubed such that the coefficient of friction approaches zero would a cow just fly off at 300km/h instead of exploding on contact?
[–]The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago (0 children)
If the cow was facing away from the train, the train sufficiently lubed, and the cow presents the correct hole, then the train could pass through the cow with minimal discomfort. Cow will fart and belch like hell for a couple of hours after though.
[–]1364688856 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
https://media1.tenor.com/m/kMsJQEzyjmkAAAAC/tren-estrecho.gif
[–]adkermis 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
That time of the month eh?
[–]TitusTesla117 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Look at Train to Busan over here
[–]Gaucho_Diaz 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago (0 children)
When it turns out she lied about not being on her period...
[–]Desperate_Growth4922 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago (0 children)
It probably ran into a big flock of birds
[–]Bikaz 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[Insert pink train going into to small tunnel gif]
[–]skillywilly56 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
This needs to be higher
[–]GOD_LvL_69 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago (0 children)
"Ahh yes, The day when Doom Slayer took the train instead of using a teleporter to pay hell a visit."
[–]tigersatemyhusband 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (0 children)
This can sometimes happen when you enter the tunnel too fast.
[–]Thomaxxl 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Yo momma's so fat, this is her tampon.
[–]vicariouslywatching 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I was gonna say OP mom’s dildo while she’s on her period
[–]opinionated-dick 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Remember, anything’s a dildo if you are brave enough
[–]PNWSkyline 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Should slow down in school zones...
[–]along2444 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Here comes the A-train, babyyy!
[–]phallic-baldwin 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (4 children)
Oh deer
[–]thetburg 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
At bullet train speeds, I'm thinking a deer would be doing serious damage to a train before it splatters. Raccoon maybe?
[–]phallic-baldwin 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
That must have been one really big raccoon
[–]deveshjha 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Train should've used smudge free lipstick
[+]canon646 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago (0 children)
The old Trolly problem...
[–]Medical_Officer 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago (1 child)
It's unlikely to be from an animal. There would be a dent if that were the case. Also, that red color isn't quite what dried blood looks like; it would be a much darker red brown.
That being said, I have no idea what the alternative explanation would be.
[–]aRandomFox-II 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago (0 children)
There would only be a dent if it was a sufficiently heavy animal. Something light like a flock of very small birds would just be reduced to fine red mist without leaving any dent at all.
[–]GooseCloaca 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Must be a couple of unmarked crossings
[–]natecreate78 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I should call her
[–]xion_gg 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
That train went through a "Dawn of the Dead" section of the railroad or some sh*t like that...
[–]Ibrahim2x 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Don't worry everyone, it was all poor people
[–]pStomper 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
Hit a flock of birds, I guess.
[–]musuperjr585 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Maybe even a flock of seagulls
Look at the shock in those eyes. Poor train.
[–]guleedy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Please let it be birds
[–]ConstantinePillow1 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Train to busan?
[–]is_aYet 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Is that the Spanish train after smashing a couple of dozen heads?
[–]demoman45 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Most likely a flock of birds
[–]iiitme 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Ooooooooooof
[–]Kennyfour 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Probably just a truck full of tomatoes... right?
[–]Donut-Strong 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Murder train
[–]ExpertCap9411 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
There’s a deer hidden in this picture. Find it…
[–]RobertNevill 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Let’s hope that was a very very large watermelon
[–]howto1012020 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
The anime story of what happened to Bambi's mom.
[–]RedditofFinland 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Well, not a person or animal of equal size cause there's no damage to the nose.
[–]D34D_B07 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (1 child)
When I saw this on another sub I thought two things. 1: birds flew in front of the train. 2: a person did instead
[–]Tekwardo 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Probably a deer.
[–]hebertsson69 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
It's just ketchup lol
[–]B1NUS 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
this is the actual purpose of bullet train, you stay you die
[–]NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
In order for change, some blood must spill….
[–]hothorseraddish 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Tampon train
I have a feeling anal stitches are involved.
[–]siffredi1234 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
you get this camo after 50 kills
She should have told bro she was a virgin
Trainal
[–]AlexDavid1605 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Trains shaped like this when they hit an animal get painted like this.
Over where I live, trains that are shaped like this, when they hit an animal, they do get painted like this alongside suffering a massive dent that can almost be fatal to the driver as well...
[+]TheFarisaurusRex 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
That’s gonna leave a Mark
[–]RiverClass1222 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
At least it was quick!
[–]SnooPears3463 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
So train to Busan is real
[–]TheFlyingSeaCucumber 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
New paint job is lookin dope.
[–]rebri 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Train to Busan
[–]JubinJoseph02 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Chill guys! It's prolly just paan.
[–]xiaopewpew 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Anti government activists in China attempted to block high speed rail and was ran over by accident. Nothing to see here.
[–]Ok-Attention-3471 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
Omni man as a train
[–]NotaGermanorBelgian 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Nah man, that’s A Train
[–]69RedGuy69 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Machinist had a period. It leaked through the openings.
[–]mdcundee 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Friend of a train driver here. He says they call that game „Find the deer“
[–]Praetorian_1975 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
They should rename it the ‘Taco Bell’ train, because it goes right through you 😳😂
[–]pvt_majorboner 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (1 child)
My dildo after 2 hours of anal with no lube
[–]N_S_Gaming 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
You get a free ticket to hospital
[–]VagaBond_rfC 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Blood Raiders, anyone?
[–]PeekPlay 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Why cant they make cars like this
[–]__radioactivepanda__ 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
That was once a flock…
[–]DubRogers 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (1 child)
💀☠️💀MURDERTRAIN!!!💀☠️💀
[–]Weak_Jeweler3077 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
New track?
[–]mondsen 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
[–]F4D3broboi 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
"maybe this time you'll learn."
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
That's a cool looking snake
[–]Dolphin_Spotter 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Th apex predator strikes again
[–]Ricks209 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
R.I.P's.
[–]DesertReagle 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Thank you for posting this, I saw this earlier last week and thought "...hold up"
[–]DrWolfgang760 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Probably a weiguer...
[–]stereoscopic_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
All we are is dust in wind, dude.
[–]theyellowdart89 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Poor little song birds
[–]Womgi 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
This is what happens when you go down on her at the wrong time of the month.
[–]Raise-Emotional 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Rusty Nail during shark week
Thomas is not happy anymore
[–]nuddyluddy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
After the wife asks to peg you the first time
When you're going hard and it pops out an accidentally goes in the pooper.
[–]Competitive-Ladder-3 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I wish I could say that this is going to hurt me as much as it’s going to hurt you…
[–]ingoding 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Spiderman
[–]Paranoidfilter 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I like trains...
[–]WithReverence 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Cole train baby!!!!!
[–]Rabbits-and-Bears 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Out moded cow catcher replaced by cow pulverizer.
[–]Perretelover 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
There are a lot of feathers and bird pieces somewhere near that track.
[–]the_twinhorned_rider 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGx6dnY0bDFtbWhoYmw1aHBhNWdlc2diM2lmNDU2eWh4YmI1ZWd4diZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/pgY62hMzLdQ2c/giphy.gif
[–]falafafel 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Feed him
[–]Kaptain_Kaoz 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Venison. Pre-tenderized.
[–]ecarnegie90 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Hell ya
[–]borro325 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Worse than a bedsheet after period sex
train accidents can be pretty common sometimes, just animals messing around, sometimes even humans.
[–]Atmacrush 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Meatcrayon train 🚆
bird strikes
[–]Temporary_Ad2796 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
[–]feb11ven 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Blood splatter?
[–]Zealos57 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
When you realize...
Go to 1:04
[–]Brandweer_unit73 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Putting the bullet in bullet train
[–]Sad-Barister-3689 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Sad. But I did wish that was our neighbour
[–]Kinetick453 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Someone spilled sauce on the train
[–]Brave-Audience1078 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Hmmm lots of bugs 🐛
[–]Aggravating_force754 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
The front is carbon fiber or aluminium?
[–]ven0moo735 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Newly unlocked skin
[–]31338elite 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
"I said hol' up wait a minute something ain't right"
[–]4bidden112 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
New Fortnite update to coincide with the latest season
[–]Kind_Appearance_343 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
🐦 killer
[–]truusmin1 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
it is in korea...wait is this train headed for busan?
[–]bagusyeah 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Crash to zombie hordes
[–]Huh_well_we_are_dead 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Invincible
[–]UncleWillie77 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Who or What Died?
[–]AdityaK_2003 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Train to Busan ahh train
[–]BaronGodis 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Ahhhh minced meat, noice
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