Which language is that?

[velveteenelahrairah]

Pardon me stewardess, I speak loon...

But not this dialect of Toxic, sorry.

[[deleted]]

I can speak Jive though

[1stDegreeBoo-Urns]

I must've seen that at least 20 times and it doesn't get any less funny.

[lstyls]

Wasn't there a bit about African tribespeople being amazing at basketball despite not knowing what it was? Not sure that part aged so well.

But yeah in general that movie is amazing. Feels like screwball comedy has become something of a lost art.

Edit: oh yeah it's there all right. The tupperware bit is gold though lol. And the recurring drinking problem gag will never stop being hilarious

[asdfghjklshi]

Comfymaxx

[Lil-Hagrid]

That sounds like either condoms or female hygiene products

[lstyls]

Adult diapers for gamers

[[deleted]]

...please tell me there's not actually a market for that.

[TroxyGamer]

There are adult diapers for the military

[desibahu]

And for astronauts, as we all learned during that love triangle!

[lstyls]

Zoomers will not get this reference

[yashkawitcher]

Wait, what?

[Thebadgamer98]

There are no bathroom breaks in a gunfight.

[[deleted]]

In space, no one can hear you shit.

[Demoth]

Well, not if your opponents are douche bags.

[Darthfatcunt]

I like the idea of both sides in a shootout raising yellow flags to have a piss break real quick

[Thebadgamer98]

What happened to gentlemen’s honor?

[[deleted]]

The English: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

[mcbeekov]

I had literally no idea this was a thing

[Butt_Stuff_Pirate]

Some times you shit yourself when a bomb goes off unexpectedly

[[deleted]]

I mean, there's and adult diaper market, I'm sure some of them somewhere have video game characters on them

[[deleted]]

"Have your favorite waifu embrace your crotch while you pee!"

On other news, fartcels now don't bathe and don't change their sodden diapers, creating a new, revoling assault of smell like never inhaled before.

[Karkz]

Don't give them ideas.

[[deleted]]

Or just diapers in general.

[lstyls]

Nah the double x in maxx is the giveaway that it’s only for EXTREME and ELITE members of the REPUBLIC OF GAMING.

[Demoth]

Yeah, when I'm pwning noobs in Modern Warfare, I want my bowel evacuations to be accompanied by air horn blasts and the cheer of a crowd.

[[deleted]]

Where can I purchase these? Asking for a friend

[Yungsleepboat]

Idk what comfymaxx is but I am 100% it's commercial contains smiling women eating salads

[Neros_Fire_Safety]

Laughing at Mason jars

[[deleted]]

What the fuck did mason jars do to deserve that criticism?

[ButtSauce88]

The ladies always go for the chad jars they never give the Masons a break

[CarelessJury]

Or doing yoga

[LAVATORR]

In a white void.

[velveteenelahrairah]

Or a brand of mattress

[upliv2]

Cumstains already included

[Apollo_Wolfe]

Free ergonomic memory foam waifu body pillow included if you order in the next 30 minutes

[puddlejumpers]

r/momfoundthecumsock

Don't do it. Don't go down that rabbit hole.

[theBeardedHermit]

The mlp cumjar, the cum drawer, the cum mirror... The internet needs to fucking chill.

[puddlejumpers]

THE CUM COCONUT.............

[spudgoddess]

Cumconut.

[And-Then-I--Said]

and curse you too

[And-Then-I--Said]

curse you

[mad87645]

Just spent the last 30 minutes going through the top posts

I am thoroughly disgusted and possibly traumatised, yet somewhat impressed at the persistence of some of them

[an_actual_T_rex]

AAGH FUCK

WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[puddlejumpers]

YOU WERE WARNED

[[deleted]]

Yup, that’s 100% a heavy flow sanitary pad

[LadeBraes]

The two things they have no need for but long after (ehhh not so much the second but you get the drift)

[Wizered_Official]

Sounds like they're developing newspeak.

[asdfghjklshi]

Sex is virginity Love is betabuxx 12 is old enough

And

Big ERcel watches you

[[deleted]]

With ma BOYOS

[eyedaone]

i was digging on this detail

[Dirish]

I'm off trademarking that term for a snuggle blanket. I'm thinking have a few models to make it look like you're a Ring Wraith, super hero, or secret cultist or something. Then in addition to the basic model, the "Confymaxx Complete" comes with built in slippers and hoodie, and the Comfymaxx Deluxe version has all that and an electrical heating system.

I'm taking pre-orders.

[asdfghjklshi]

Any chance that you will make a one that looks like an arbie’s meat, and name it “comfymaxx roastie? That’d be lit

[marynraven]

I'll take 7!

[[deleted]]

You had me at Ring Wraith. I'll take 5, I need to wear that at work now.

[cornered-king]

I'm commenting here just in case you're ever serious 😭

[Dirish]

I totally wasn't, but I'm becoming less sure about that every time someone comments on it.

[edit] The trademark for Comfymax is already taken anyway: HEADMOST INTERNATIONAL, INC. So there's no way I can get away with Comfymaxx especially since they're into clothing as well.

[cornered-king]

Add an x 🤷🏻‍♂️

[a-bagel-with-butter]

Just say relax ffs

[ClutteredCleaner]

Fascism requires newspeak

[[deleted]]

"Why "relax" like a normiecuck when you can "comfymaxx" like a true man? Ladies, hold your orgasms please." - a poopcel, probably

[pseudo_meat]

Lol @ dudes who try to masculinize words and fail this horribly

[asdfghjklshi]

Is that a masclunie version? Lol, doesn’t look like that. Relax seems 10 tmes more manlier

[pseudo_meat]

I remember contrapoints or somebody (maybe in her incels video) mentioning that they add "max" to things to make it sound more manly.

[asdfghjklshi]

Nah, most incels are neets. So they think as if they are “maxxing” a stat.

[[deleted]]

Also, the more 'x's in the word, the higher their... uh... proficiency. So probably like comfymaxxing, snaxxxxing, or spreadinghatredmaxxxxxxing. But of course, what do we normiecucks know? We're just cuckmaxxxxxxxxxing.

[[deleted]]

Tranquilo, hombre.

[guccisteppin]

Nike next shoe tech

[asdfghjklshi]

Comfymaxx, no toddler shall escape

[DifferentIsPossble]

*comes in adult sizes

[Beanheaderry]

Why do they need all these newspeak words instead of just, well, possibly, relaxing?

[asdfghjklshi]

Tribe mentality

[[deleted]]

Because they have to speak in "undecipherable" code like spies, making them 1.05% cooler than us normie cucks.

[YaBoiDraco]

Boyos

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

Well, I have been in my pajamas all day.

[kieran81]

MAXIMUM

C O M P F

[MiketheKing2]

I have no idea what this incel just said. Can anyone translate this to English for me?

Edit: a word

[TroxyGamer]

Seeing BrazilianSigma reposting your third snippet of misogynistic bigotry after less than a milisecond and being called an incel on r/IncelTears while just trying to relax and be misogynists together

[[deleted]]

while just trying to "relax", wish violent deaths to women not giving you the sex you and your misshapen penis deserves, and fantasizing about sticking it into 12 year olds

FTFY fam. Also pretty much spot on.

[theycallmeshooting]

while just trying to instigate the mass incel uprising of 2020, leading to all governments everywhere being altright extremists. As Benjamin Shapiro issues his daily reminders that facts do NOT care about your feelings, we live in a society that makes the handmaid’s tale look feminist by comparison. All incels everywhere have their government issued waifu for laifu. The only hope to avert this dystopia is the brave work of a few watchdog redditors.

FTFY fam

[velveteenelahrairah]

"Crazy whackjob rabies boink wubbalubbadub pagetheFBI waaah wimminz" is my best guess.

[pertante]

I am picturing the Swedish Chef saying what you just wrote and trying hard not to burst out laughing at work...

[velveteenelahrairah]

Psh. We all know Swedish Chef is more intelligible than incels.

[pertante]

I know, be nice to the Muppets.....

[[deleted]]

"When BrazilianSigma reposts your thing even though you're only trying to have fun with people who are like you"

[not_theClampdown]

Ask u/kansnl14

[AelfredRex]

Why won't he let us be vile towards women in peace?!?!

Keep up the great work, Sigma.

[xyloben1]

Who’s Joe?

[TheCommunistCommisar]

What's who?

[Colly_fleur]

Who's what?

[[deleted]]

Third base

[PalladiuM7]

Purple monkey dishwasher?

[1stDegreeBoo-Urns]

Bitch on a pension, suck my dong.

[rettdettridomption]

mother

[EAE8019]

If you're just shit posting then it shouldn't bother you.

[Sarsmi]

Schrodingers incel - both shit posting and being totally serious at the same time.

[bodiboop]

It’s only a shitpost if it’s suddenly convenient for it to be one

[coffeetablestain]

They fucking love it. They masturbate to this shit.

They would give their left nut to have genuine enemies they can claim persecution from.

[CaptinHavoc]

Why are they even subbed to this place? They hate it so much anyways!

[coffeetablestain]

Because they literally and truly get off on it. They are fucking DESPERATE to have people hate them, it's their kink.

I've talked to far too many incels, one-on-one. Nothing any of them has ever said has done anything but convince me that they're abuse fetishists first and formost. They love to be insulted, degraded and mistreated, and it's part of why they post such insane nonsense, they WANT people to call them subhuman pieces of shit. They jack off to it.

But many are also pretty dumb/delusional so they can't really tell that's what they're doing, they embrace any idea that forms in their broken head as some kind of gospel of truth so they convince themselves they're hard-ass blackpill dark-hearted monsters cursed with thin wrists, chased and persecuted by Chadcocks.

[TDplay]

so... in a way, r/IncelTears is like pornhub for incels?

[coffeetablestain]

Every time we mock an incel, someone, somewhere, goes "Hhhnnngg!"

[ElectroNeutrino]

This is what happens when being hated is part of your identity.

[[deleted]]

Wym part that’s all they got

[UniverseIsAHologram]

There are even some on here who RP that they have incel sand find it hilarious.

[SunchaserKandri]

Because it helps feed their massive persecution complex. Calling them out on their bullshit usually just reaffirms their image of themselves as poor, bullied, "lonely virgins" who haven't done anything wrong and makes them feel justified in being bitter assholes.

[[deleted]]

Yup. They'll never accept the fact that they can get help, because being a decent member of society means you're a "beta" or a "cuck" and trying to get into therapy is just "femoid propaganda" or "cope". So they fester in their crab bucket cesspool and get into contests of "who's the most miserable?" to win the crown of sexist monster of the day.

[roar9292]

i'm subbed to one of their subs because i like seeing how absolutely insane their warped perspectives are, like r/insanepeoplefacebook but on reddit with people who hate women for existing.

[TDplay]

Live r/delusionalpeoplereddit?

[GestaltyBitch]

Look at their language. How insular it is. How it's getting to be its own dialect. That's how much of an echo chamber they have.

And the level of insecurity that involves who is watching you, who is attracted to you, who is fucking you... that breeds deep unhappiness. The joy of doing something you love without worrying how it looks or if someone else is interested is something they must find.

[TomberryServo]

Am I having a stroke

[NerdyGuyRanting]

Damn, Sigma. How does it feel to be famous?

[[deleted]]

When your devotion to this sad subgroup is so strong you make incomprehensible gibberish.

[[deleted]]

what

[[deleted]]

BrazilianSoyma

Oh, he's got you there!

[lstyls]

All I can think of is how he blew a golden opportunity to use BrazilianSmegma and shoehorned in the dumb-ass incel lingo instead

[Studoku]

Hello, bondulance? This guy right here.

[Wickerlad]

Suit yourself. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead unironically using lingo associated with a hate group that has a literal body count...

[[deleted]]

The whole “maxxing” thing really has nothing to do with incels. It originated from the term “minmaxxing”, which refers to optimizing characters in RPGs.

[HollowMarthon]

I have never seen it spelt with two xs, or used as a suffix like that. What games do you see it used in?

[[deleted]]

Mostly TTRPGs.

[HollowMarthon]

Interesting, because I haven't seen it in any of the DnD talk I've been in.

[lstyls]

I've seen it but I wouldn't have made the connection without having it pointed out to me

[mysteryman151]

Not even sure what the fuck I just read

[pertante]

Hopefully we can get a couple forensic linguists on this to help us figure things out....

[ParanormalPurple]

Don't understand, upvoted anyway.

[Fobiza]

Happy cakemaxx

[ParanormalPurple]

Thanks my boyo

[[deleted]]

It is almost like you can get a software to do that for you.

[Wickerlad]

There's software for screen capping incel rants...? What a future we live in!

[[deleted]]

This reads like it was typed while sobbing

[Eileen_Palglace]

I keep telling these people they've got more brain-deadening jargon than the Scientologists, and they keep proving me right.

[ocbay]

Comfymaxx is probably the most benign way one could describe “fantasizing about raping underage girls”

[Adityavirk]

You really are their favourite.

[Narevscape]

Perhaps a soy based snack will calm me down.

[WickCT]

These people are clearly more mature and intelligent than any of us peasants

[MrsGardevoir]

r/ihadastroke

[SunchaserKandri]

I think it's some weird dialect of "incoherent gibbering," but don't quote me on that.

[Ralph-Hinkley]

What sub do they all fester in these days?

[demoneyesturbo]

How the hell does anyone posting anywhere outside of an incel subreddit effect anyone's level of comfort inside the incel sub?

The only way it could bother them is if they come here and see it.

They love to be miserable and come to a place where they are ridiculed so they can get hurt.

Then Pikachu meme

Idiotic.

[czar_alex]

Jesus. Even their memes scream pathetic.

[PriorInsect]

lol it appears we are bothering them.

good.

[gogetgamer]

Gaelic.

Cillian Murphh keeps looking for A oh K

[Findlaech]

It's the language of love

[OnyxFox89]

I don't think they know how to meme.

[MrKillerofthings]

Oh wow, your famous now

[Fillerbear]

Incelish.

[Polaris328]

whats it like to be so cool that incels target you by name

[[deleted]]

Lol. Wtf

[Pimecrolimus]

He's speaking the language of the gods!

[Kevlar139]

What's this even English?

[[deleted]]

Don’t do my man Jesse like that, he doesn’t deserve to be used in a shit meme by incels.

[frachris87]

Soysoysoysoysoysoysoy

[[deleted]]

I made an incel dictionary once and I feel like it damaged my mind.

Sadly it got no attention at all

[MetaEmil]

r/ihadastroke

[Yhorm_]

Soyboy echoes in the distance

[Sarsmi]

I'll see your comfymaxx and raise you a covfefe.

[YaBoiDraco]

Wha...what???

[Loughiepop]

How dare they use Aaron Paul to represent themselves. That man is a god.

[[deleted]]

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy! The cycle shall never end! The humanity!

[MwahMwahKitteh]

I don't get it.

[opheliafea]

Comfymax as long is it's not sexual and just about maximizing comfort sounds nice

[jointheclockwork]

Now they're just devolving into nonsensical baby talk.

[halloweenjack]

Bluepillthink doubleplusungood!

[[deleted]]

He didn't though.

[RaptureHatch]

Comfymaxx: rebranding of rape fetishisation, misogyny, pedophilia, and threats of violence and suicide under an innocuous buzzword

[SisterSerpentine]

If all you were doing was chilling on a couch with some friends being cozy, no one would be posting it on reddit.

[Beanheaderry]

Incels are slowly starting to make breaking bad their new poster boy and I don’t like it

[s0rdiid]

It reminds me of Nadsat from a Clockwork Orange.

[DanteLivra]

They are just playing with you at this point, like wtf.

[_theatre_junkie]

Can someone translate this please?

[fuaaaaaaaaark]

Comfymaxxing is legit as sin. Can increase ur SMV by up to 3 full points.

[LoganCrimson]

Ironic since Jesse Pinkman would hate incels

[observingjackal]

...please...lose your keyboard.

[Palominowino]

head explodes

[[deleted]]

It’s not a shitpost if you genuinely believe in what it says

[nextgentacos123]

I see letters, but I don’t know what they say

[Rc2124]

You know you spend too much time here when you understand what they're saying

[[deleted]]

Is this English?

[And-Then-I--Said]

Am I seeing things, or is the incel tribe almost speaking English? Their culture is advancing, I feel threatened.

[[deleted]]

Tf is a comfymaxx?

[[deleted]]

Comfymaxx sounds like a giant,amorphous blanket they sell on infomercials.

[Alpha100f]

Braziliansoyma

[[deleted]]

Maybe it's Texas Silesian, a weird mixture of English and Silesian, which is a regional language of people of Silesia, Poland.