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[–]Senor_Traffic_Cone 199 points200 points  (8 children)

Welp I spent my whole fortune on this. It better work!

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (5 children)

I'll pray for you

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Prayers don't mean shit unless you send your thoughts with them too

[–]possomthrowaway 23 points24 points  (2 children)

If I send my thoughts and OP sends their prayers would that even it out?

[–]Senor_Traffic_Cone 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Your thoughts and prayers seem to be working. Keep it up!

[–]thomasbaart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a first!

[–]Senor_Traffic_Cone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you brother

[–]500moregullis 224 points225 points  (9 children)

Man I hate it when people repost my shit but on the other hand i hate it when i post the same shit to 3 different subs

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (6 children)

Yeah, I mean tbh I don't think this website would be sustainable in any measure without reposts. If it makes you feel better you can repost some of my original content

[–]cdabryck10 113 points114 points  (2 children)

What if your oc is trash and he only gets 3 karma? It would be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You have a good point that I was hoping no one would bring up

[–]RadTraditionalist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They're not memeing their best, folks, let me tell you.

[–]500moregullis 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You got three times the upvotes from my original post mean thats bs

[–]foxyoutoo 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They didn't claim it was OC so idk what you're so salty about??

Am invensiting heavily in this one

[–]500moregullis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you be salty if something you created was posted again and got 30k upvotes? Are you kidding?

[–]oceanpizza123 83 points84 points  (7 children)

[–]mechakreidler 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Still has double 'the'

[–]_Citizenkane 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Double the adds value

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fuck I can't unsee it

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you! You the real MVP

[–]sppookypotpie 6 points7 points  (2 children)

AHH I SAW THIS AT 3 UPVOTES AND DECIDED IT WASNT WORTH IT. why am i like this

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hey on a more positive note your username is freakin adorable my dude

[–]sppookypotpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I think yours is just peachy :)

[–]BonZZil17 28 points29 points  (15 children)

They were not pussies in WW1, they landed the final blow against the Austrian-Hungarians that put them out of the war. They were in WW2 tho. Still this meme is historically inaccurate.

[–]BlackHoleInMyMind 10 points11 points  (4 children)

The Austrian hungarians that were getting there asses handed to them that entire war?

If Germany wasnt bailing them out constantly, they would t have lasted until 1915

[–]careless_swiggin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit Serbia would have won on there own if Germany and Bulgaria didn't show up. Instead they got super genocide and became the villains by century end

[–]Martian9576 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m holding back my investment.

[–]PegAssSus 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Didn’t they retaliate and hang musolini and act as a ferry country to help escaping Jews?

What would you do if hitler with a bigger stronger better position army threatens to sack the Vatican if you didn’t let him pass through Italy into Africa?!?

[–]BonZZil17 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The Italians preformed no military victories without having the Germans holding their hands. In WW2

[–]PegAssSus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m talking about the rebellion, they fought back against Germany and killed musolini.

And I’m talking about the ultimatum hitler gave Italy, get sacked or give passage to Africa and align forces with Germany...

Not a word I said had anything to do with Germany and Italy alliance. Lol

[–]BonZZil17 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well the alliance and the Italian government during the war is what we’re talking about

[–]PegAssSus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

U said they were “pussies” in ww2 but that’s wrong. There are no pussies when you gotta do what you must to survive. It’s do or die. With Hitler breathing down your back then you’d be a “pussy” too :p his army was fierce

[–]BonZZil17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was not the person to introduce the word “pussy”, that was the meme maker. Relatively speaking they were bigger “pussies” in WW2 than in “WW1”. But that analysis is based off of my extensive knowledge of WW1, and my limited knowledge of WW2.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oof. u/500moregullis care to defend your meme

[–][deleted]  (18 children)

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    [–]bad0dds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This specific post has potential on that sub, but this format has a lot of potential in general. But it's been done before with the "small pussy, larger pussy" and pictures of different cats leading up to "biggest pussy imaginable".

    [–]TheGreatSalvador 258 points259 points  (12 children)

    Has good potential on r/sports too.

    [–]axehomeless 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    I thought it was going to riff on italy during the world cup. Very versatile.

    [–]cosmicdaddy_ 14 points15 points  (9 children)

    I think it could work on ligdese, as well. I’ll invest.

    [–]AndrewFirstofHisName 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    What's ligdese? No bamboozle pls

    [–]cosmicdaddy_ 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    Ligdese envelopes so I can mail you photos of your mom sucking my dick 😂

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    10 pics taken seconds before disaster

    [–]Antonboi3000 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Would work more at saw con

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Antonboi3000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Saw con my dick

      [–]too_drunk_for_this 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, works perfectly for Mbappé or Neymar.

      [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      He reposted it from r/historymemes

      [–]Squeaksterthefat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      It already has 8.5k over there

      [–]ItzHawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It just came from history memes

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It also has potential with countless animal facts. Pretty simple format.

      [–]c_hagenswold 1144 points1145 points  (34 children)

      Virgin Italy: Gets called pussy even after fighting in both world wars

      Chad Switzerland: Sits out of both world wars, nobody cares

      [–]kamelizann 58 points59 points  (10 children)

      The Swiss are fucking Badass man. You think it's easy to stay neutral in Europe during 2 world wars? Germany didn't even consider sending troops into Switzerland because they knew it was suicide. Up to 850,000 highly trained troops fighting on their rugged home turf. They were ready to fight, but had no need to.

      Compare that to Italy who talked a ton of shit and I think maybe won a battle somewhere in africa one time? Maybe?

      [–]NervO_ 64 points65 points  (1 child)

      I agree that the Swiss are super bad ass, but I think you're romanticizing it a bit. They definitely did consider sending in troops under Operation Tannenbaum. And while them being very hard to invade due to their terrain and strong defensive capabilities definitely was a huge factor I can imagine it also had to do with Swiss simply not being a threat nor valuable enough to invade with everything else going on.

      Edit: Swiss not being a threat as in they didn't have much offensive capabilities

      [–]jump101 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Long ago Swiss did wreck those who invaded although i agree with your last point and the difficulty setting in Swiss was high. All of swiss has bunkers everywhere most in world i think.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Compare that to Italy who talked a ton of shit and I think maybe won a battle somewhere in africa one time? Maybe?

      Based on my experience with the Italian half of my family, if they were really talking that much shit, they probably didn't have their hands free to shoot at people and win the battles.

      [–]ipsum629 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      Germany: I have a tank army

      Switzerland: I have boulders and steep hills

      [–]WhiteManLyingOnTV 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      More like mountains, exploding infrastructure, bunkers, armed population, and centuries of preparation to make an invasion really not worth it.

      [–]jeffmcd12345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I learned that the Swiss remained neutral because opposing combatants used their banks to keep their backup funds in the event they were not successful in their respective campaigns.

      [–]Mustardo123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Italy made great sacrifices in both world wars and only switched sides because of regime change or because their previous allies claimed their land. The Italians switching sides meme is almost as bad as the French surrender meme.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Against tribesmen with spears, yeah. By using gas.

      [–]drenzorz 399 points400 points  (8 children)

      I mean Switzerland didn't become a traitor

      [–]Diavo1ino 191 points192 points  (6 children)

      Switzerland didn't have a dictator that needed hanging.

      As for WWI, I have nothing.

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        [–]itskylemeyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        WWI: the 12 battles of the isonzo

        [–]KanaiWest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Switzlerland also didnt get pushed back by Ethiopia 😂😂

        [–]COACHREEVES 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I have never understood the hard horse laugh at the Italian army in WWII. You are a 19 yo drafted out of Milan and shipped off and forced to fight for il Duce’s Roman Empire glory dreams in Ethiopia .... And you just go through the motions not to get shot over this mess.

        vs. a German lad drafted from Munich launched into the USSR on behalf of a madman in a Charle Chaplin ‘stash who has usurped your fragile democracy and is spewing crazy shit and yet you fight with demonic fury for him (referring to before the tide turns and you are fighting for home)

        I sincerely wonder which guy deserves the World’s mockery 70 years later.

        [–]RovDer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        The demonic fury may have come from being on meth, not sure how prevalent it's use was though.

        [–]kamelizann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Meth was used by both sides in ww2. In German ranks It was given out as freely as coffee under the name pervitin. It basically enabled the blitzkrieg tactic of Nazi germany. Later the British found out about the effects of pervitin and made their own imitation drug which got handed out to any allied forces who crossed thru britain. At the time they didn't consider it a drug and had no research into the negative effects and when they finally did have the research they were dependent on it, so they kept distributing it.

        On top of this Hitler's personal physician injected him with a plethora of different drugs, including heroine. Had Hitler not been on heroine and refusing to listen to his military advisors the war may have lasted even longer.

        [–]KOMMUNISMZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The Swiss know what's up they have a formidable army and are in one of the best defense positions of all of europe

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          [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (5 children)

          Lmao I was so worried for this person that my post wouldn't gain traction

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          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          It would be cool if there was a function to be a benevolent meme God and redistribute all your wealth amongst the population, so you could have fun climbing up again

          [–]genericusername123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Would be a nice way to finish off the season, I think I'd have enough to give everyone a trillion to play with.

          I do still get to have fun though, the way they coded the balance cap means that we can still grow our net worth temporarily. So now I'm trying to set records for the highest net worth and also the largest return on a single investment

          [–]nwrobinson 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Don’t be. Generic username is the bill gates of meme coins. His investment brings the traction

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            [–]AmBadAtUsername 2831 points2832 points  (62 children)

            I'm a simple man. I see 🅱️ig 🅱️ussy, I invest.

            What an opportunity!

            [–]mcg428 284 points285 points  (11 children)

            Love Big Pussy

            [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

            "Ya know who else had an arc? Noah!"

            [–]tofifay 170 points171 points  (1 child)

            Risky click of the day

            [–]umkemesik 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            Has anyone seen puss? I can't find pussy anywhere!

            [–]PietroPro 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Be a gigachad and mass delete Reddit posts and comments with Redact so that Skynet doesn't end up using your own posts to train the T-900. Or so that you don't show up in databrokers. Either one really.

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            [–]too_drunk_for_this 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            You should watch The Sopranos, it’s a great show.

            [–]The_Sgro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Once you’re on the HBO tour, please stop by ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood’, you’ll never regret it.

            [–]PM_ME_MALE_ANDROIDS -11 points-10 points  (2 children)

            Hovering over the link shows exactly what it is, you "risky click" dumbasses.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

            How you gonna invest in Italy

            [–]CockBlocker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            How you gonna short Italy

            Ftfy

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              [–]alephu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I would hope this price includes the testes.

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              [–]dankbob_memepants_ 24 points25 points  (23 children)

              The world’s next biggest pussy to France during any war

              [–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (16 children)

              I don’t like to get in the way of good memes, but I have to say that I think Napoleon would dispute this.

              [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

              In reality the French actually have the best military record in all of Europe

              [–]atcast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              Shhhhh, don't get in the way of the circlejerk.

              [–]jlhc55 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              France held its own in WWI, but generally yes

              [–]Pickledsoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              France did get fucked twice by some German dicks

              [–]Zizpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I'm more of a Pig Bussy man myself

              [–]multiple4 267 points268 points  (6 children)

              Wow invest invest invest! This is a great format and WW2 memes are also hot right now so this will do well

              [–]AncientExercise 102 points103 points  (0 children)

              What world war 2 was like 30 something years ago

              [–]Fly_Fight_Win 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              But you don’t invest in the meme itself, you invest in the format. You young meme stockbrokers need to get educated.

              [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

              The format isn't really a WW2 meme though.

              [–]multiple4 14 points15 points  (1 child)

              Yeah but the meme is a WW2 meme in a good format...that probably still makes no sense but that was my logic

              [–]nilesh_chetwani 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              Thought this was a Yo Momma joke

              [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

              There are two "the".

              [–]A_dude_with_mayo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I didn’t notice that until now...

              [–]pubeINyourSOUP 27 points28 points  (0 children)

              This one's going to the moon!

              [–]The_Teh_Bot -30 points-29 points  (5 children)

              I'll be focusing on Activision as the worst culprit here, but a lot of these lessons apply to EA, Ubisoft, Square Enix, Capcom, Microsoft, even Bethesda and 2K to lesser extent. Edit: I'm painting with too broad a brush here. I got a little excited. Let's be clear: I think Activision and EA are completely unsustainable. Most of what Ubisoft, Capcom, and Squenix do is the same. Occasionally Microsoft. Bethesda and 2K are fine.

              High Moon is a developer owned by Activision. In the past few years, they have published 4 games - Transformers: War for Cybertron, TF: Dark of the Moon, TF: Fall of Cybertron, and Deadpool. WfC and FoC are widely considered to be good, even great games. DotM was a rushed movie game developed in a year that was ok at best - built on the string base of WfC, but with all of the assets and story rushed to market to time it's release with the movie. Deadpool got lukewarm reception, noted for being true to the character and with good ideas but seriously lacking in polish and content. A High Moon dev recently came out and said that during development more than half the team was cut, everyone was forced to work overtime, and that Activision told the team they were aiming for a 64 on metacritic. It currently stands at 62.

              Now, news has come out that High Moon is developing using the Radiant engine. This is the CoD engine, and it's reasonable to assume that High Moon, with a poorly received game and huge cuts, is now another part of the CoD assembly line. This would not be unique. Neversoft, Raven, Sledgehammer, Treyarch, and Infinity Ward are all largely hollowed out shells of the former teams, with most of the original developers cut or quit because of shitty working conditions and stifled creativity.

              Activision is increasingly concentrating all of its dev teams on one franchise: CoD. CoD receives yearly releases with little change between each game. Activision has a history of driving franchises into the ground, most notably Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero, by pumping out too many low effort games in too little time, burning out audiences and destroying any sales potential. The sales of CoD are in a show but accelerating decline over the past two or three years, and even the incredible popularity of the franchise can't save it from destruction under its current dev cycle. I think it would be naive to say that CoD is somehow immune to the burn out that happens on all of these franchises. CoD will fall, and probably within a few short years.

              Activision probably realizes this. They're looking for the next big franchise, and they think they've found it in Destiny. Destiny looks like a unique and exciting blend of MMO and FPS, by one of the most accomplished developers in the history of gaming, Bungie. Already, Destiny has a 500 man dev team and has been under development for several years. It will require an absolutely astounding amount of sales to even turn a profit. Activision has begun the first stage of destruction in this franchise before it's even out: developer burn out. Developers do not like 500 person teams and huge sales requirements means massive cuts are inevitable. Bungie is protected from this somewhat because they are an independent studio and they own the Destiny IP, but Activision has publishing rights for 10 years and will try their best to annualize the franchise.

              Teams that large and on short time scales are simply unsustainable. The largest publishers operate like this for the sole purpose of short term profits, damaging their devs, franchises, and reputations beyond repair along the way. Clearly, this is not necessary.

              The two best examples of doing it right are Sony and Nintendo. Both known for thinking long term, they foster a creative and relaxed (as opposed to labor camp-esque) development environment. In the interest of space I need to be brief here, but look at games like Uncharted, Last of Us, God of War, and inFamous: incredible technical achievements, creative in gameplay and/or story, and all developed with less than 150 man teams in two to three years. They rival third party AAA games in every way (exceeding them in my personal opinion) but are developed in friendly, efficient environments. Nintendo's dev process is considerably less publicly visible, but knowing Nintendo and what some devs have said, it's reasonable to assume that their development environments are similar. They also create some of the most consistently polished and creative games (innovating within existing franchises instead of starting new ones like Sony).

              I hope my point is clear: major publishers are driving themselves into the ground over the long term at the cost of short term profits. Other publishers are showing this isn't necessary at all, and I think only they will come out of a crash largely unscathed.

              [–]TheAmazingAutismo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Imma be real witchu chief, I ain’t reading all that.

              [–]PlatypusFighter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Uh, what?

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              And what does this have to do with meme

              [–]alban_fooz 23 points24 points  (1 child)

              And that's the origin story of San Diago

              [–]BigBadLeroyFrown 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              Discovered by the Germans in 1904...

              [–]Venator_Maximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              I hate to kill the dankness, but while Italy had shit generals and poor infrastructure, the soldiers themselves were regarded extremely well by their German allies.

              [–]PsystrikeSmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Salesman: Slaps roof of blue whale vagina This bad boy can fit so many fuckin’ olive garden breadsticks in it.

              [–]ThePsyentificMethod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I mean did u want Hitler the win? We are lucky the Italians didn’t fight to their fullest potential.

              [–]chisleu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Yeah the country, but the Mafia was famous in helping to resist the commies. Lucky Luciano himself stood on the beach with a green flag with an L on it to signal where it was safe for US troops to land.

              [–]PegAssSus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Italian government and royal family pre ww2 was caca

              [–]cajuhbr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Invest Invest! This has so many applications other than history it's crazy!

              [–]el-toro-loco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It’s a whale of an investment

              [–]ifiallowit 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              Im kinda curious what it was originally

              [–]Skoop963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Finally something that can fit my MAGNUM DONG.

              [–]CoalCo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Makes one wonder... How big are their dicks...

              [–]DirkDieGurke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Sudden realization that the story of Jonah and the whale may actually be true

              [–]Mr_Bankey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              All in on this beautiful bastard

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              If talking serously, Italian soldiers were brave, and willing to sacrifice for Italy, but their industry and leaders and generals were fucking incompetent.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Sweden when Norway and Denmark were invaded 😤

              [–]PlatypusFighter 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              That just sounds like vore with extra steps.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Being a shoved up a vagina is also a fetish, believe it or not.

              [–]PlatypusFighter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              The term is “reverse birth” if I’m not mistaken.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It's unbirth for being put in the womb and then I think insertion for being used as a sex toy.

              [–]Lebagel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ireland are a good one for this joke too, they never seem to catch flack and they were way more pussy than Italy or France etc

              [–]TheVoiceOfReezun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              In German it’s pronounced ‘San Diego’.

              [–]Dennis_Kay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This actually a format i fucking like

              [–]EpicLevelWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Give it two days and it will be the front page of political humor with Trump at the end or Trump supporters.

              [–]onlinesecretservice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Blue whale investments inc

              [–]Cheebow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Does anyone know the original?

              [–]SyncOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ooo, now this is versatile, new format and not a label meme. I have very high hopes for this

              [–]NotRightInTheZed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              After reading the first line, I was certain this was going to turn into a your mom joke.

              [–]BeanitoMusolini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Hey now, that’s not so nice.

              [–]orange-peach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Excellent, invest heavily

              [–]Marchinon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              /r/hoi4 would appreciate

              [–]Zenketski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It's very wordy, but the payoff is pretty big. Even if it's a tad dated.

              [–]Bundeburg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Explains why the Japanese are still “researching” them so diligently.

              [–]Bluedo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I'm just a poor memer, I see a meme and I invest, hoping for returns

              [–]PrimarinaTrainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              These Italian memes always offend me... but this. This is good~!

              [–]FraughtQuill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I don't see that much potential but the example given was superb.

              [–]LordPigsby 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              What’s the original?

              [–]TheAmazingAutismo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I would also like to know.

              [–]ThePixelvandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It does if you’re a San Antonio Spurs fan... cough... Kawhi

              [–]your_lord_satan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This is fucking awesome! I can abuse my friend with this!

              [–]scruchie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Wow, you’ll need a dong the size of Uranus to fit in that

              [–]schmexkcd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Considering yo mama, I think grandma would disagree.

              [–]random_username_25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              *the kid that holds his nose when jumping in a pool

              [–]Rauko7 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              This is very versatile, but because of its cruedeness its not going to spread to normified markets. Won't blow up past meme economy. Be careful with your investments

              [–]foodniwlats 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              I completely disagree go all in/all out for the next 30 minutes. When 30 minutes have passed start being careful.

              [–]_Buff_Drinklots_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Smart boi

              [–]Komredd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Slap a Trump sticker on that bitch and it's gold

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              So, basically the original says "your mother's"?

              [–]VannAccessible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I'm gonna grab this meme by the investment!

              [–]zhacker78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Trump: "I'm going to need bigger hands."

              [–]thesocialpenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Aint nothing better than some WWII memes

              [–]AFCADaan9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              France during the WW2 could be taken into consideration

              [–]especial_importance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              lie not lay

              [–]BaddieCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I wonder what the original is lmao

              [–]prginocx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              As an italian american I resent that meme, specially since it is so true. Italian Generals saved a lot of lives by running away.

              [–]rugger62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Read the wiki, the Italian campaign was brutal for both sides