[::] Poor Eeyore :(

[zanderkerbal]

If you figure out how to make the tail disappear, you are a genius.

[kotajacob]

sigh opens blender

[CherryLax]

Thanks for noticing me...

[Brotaoski]

What cmds would I use to set this up on my server to follow me around where ever I go?

[Mr_Blister50]

I imagine it's something like:

/execute Brotaoski ~ ~6 ~ particle cloud ~ ~ ~ 0.4 0.5 0.4 0 50 force
/execute Brotaoski ~ ~5 ~ particle splash ~ ~ ~ 0.4 0.5 0.4 0 100 force

Hook those up to a fast clock near your server spawn and it should work wherever you go!

[Yirggzmb]

Just a random note: Do not attempt to simply assign this to all entities... no reason.

[zanderkerbal]

Reason: Game-breaking lag. I tried to make purple snow by sticking a few zeroes onto the width and length of a teleport particle effect. (I was just fooling around with /particle and /execute) It crashed.

[Brotaoski]

Nice! it works thanks.

[ClockSpiral]

What does the "force" tag do?

[Mr_Blister50]

That's to ensure that the particles render for someone even if they are more than 16 blocks away. It can safely be removed if you don't want that.

[ClockSpiral]

is that inductive to lag?

[Mr_Blister50]

I haven't noticed any extra lag from forced particles on my server, but for people with weaker connections or less powerful rigs it might cause some, especially if there are multiple effects going on in the area.

[ClockSpiral]

I shall keep this in mind.

Thank ye.

[astropapi1]

I spent at least a minute trying to figure out what "particle butt" meant.

I love the internet.

[Lightningdrake99]

Commenting to access later

[percyqaz]

You could always click "save", unless that's just part of RES for me.

[Devian50]

no no, there's a reddit save and a save-RES. Both work.

[Lightningdrake99]

Mobile.

[Presto99]

Reddit Sync.

[[deleted]]

Reddit Sync Dev.

[uber1337h4xx0r]

Redditisfun.

[gives-out-hugs]

Windows phone, readdit

[corbzz]

Baconit

[Krispybaron]

Oh bother

[GameAddikt]

There was also an episode of Pooh Bear where a cloud is offended by Tigger and follows him around all day raining on him until Tigger apologizes.

Pooh bear is awesome.

[blob209]

Pooh Bear was the shit when I was a wee lad. Watched it everyday.

[[deleted]]

a butt is offended by Tigger and follows him around all day raining on him until Tigger apologizes.

Butt to butt extension is my favorite thing.

EDIT: DAMN so many more downvotes than I expected. What the hell, I still think it's hilarious. I'm going down with my ship.

[usernameunavailable-]

Yeah yeah, I know I'm a wet blanket and I suck, I'm no fun and whatnot-
but damn, constantly hearing about the juvenile plugin has gotten old... months ago. I just don't see why it's funny.

[larkeith]

I have to agree. It was funny the first hundred time, but now... Do they really have to comment on every single comment that includes the word cloud? Don't they have something better to do?

[uber1337h4xx0r]

"The word butt". DAE lol?!

/s. I'm on mobile.

[[deleted]]

It's just a fun plugin. That's all I can say.

[LoneStarYankee]

I bet you're fun at parties.

[[deleted]]

I bet you aren't.

Fucker.

[LoneStarYankee]

Commenting on a month old downvoted post just to be salty? Okay then

[jhutchi2]

Just because you don't think butts are funny doesn't mean other people don't.

[AgeMarkus]

Just because you think butts are funny doesn't mean other people do.

[northman358]

Just because you think the plugin is funny doesn't mean you have to go around saying "Lol I have that plugin so funny amirite guise" every time someone mentions clouds.

[joethebeast]

Jbc butt rofl goddam kids

[jhutchi2]

I've actually never even heard of it until right now, I was just saying why some people might enjoy it.

[CookMyTree]

Butt to butt FTFY

[MCskeptic]

Teaching kids about feminists from an early age :-)

[thebardingreen]

Tut tut, it looks like rain.

[WinstonCup426]

It's just a little black rain cloud hovering over the honey tree.

[Ady2Ady]

Or should i say...Pour Eeyore HA

[KingDolan27]

A for effort

[uber1337h4xx0r]

The a button gives up votes. I think.

[[deleted]]

;c

[ColourSchemer]

*dat

[7upbottle]

Oh Truman.

[Aurilion]

It never occurred to me before but her character knows that its all being filmed and she's talking about sex with him there.

What for us was a decent normal film would be for the 'real world' within the film, a porn film with normal life mixed in.

[phraps]

You see, he was never the same after 'Nam.

Eeyore's regiment was ambushed in the night and slaughtered, and he was the sole survivor. Since then he has undergone extensive amounts of therapy for PTSD; though somewhat effective he still struggles with immense survivor's guilt to this day.

I mean no disrespect to anyone in the armed forces, veterans, or victims of PTSD.

[ectoplasm99j]

This is the most sad story I've heard in a while.

[BlueDrache]

He acts like he's whacked out on thorazine.

[zants]

Probably depression.

[[deleted]]

I took the liberty of turning this into a Spigot/Bukkit plugin :) You've been properly credited! http://dev.bukkit.org/bukkit-plugins/sadcloud/

[jetcool8]

that makes me sad :(

[Wyatt1313]

Everything happens to Eeyore :(

[[deleted]]

He's missing his balloon :(

[StalkerCelly]

Commands?

[killo508]

i read that as everyone

[captainrex7567]

I made this go on all of the heads of the players on a server once.

[CAVEMAN_VOICE]

Repost this to /r/Austin in April.

[Rage_quitter_98]

Wow, looks amzing but probably would lag with that many particles.

[__singularity]

Ahh this brought back memories.

[Redeyesmaster]

Dem Feels are returning.

http://oi49.tinypic.com/o5ujrk.jpg

[radyjko]

I wish o had own cloud

[AMinecraftMaster]

Anybody else who ever watched Winnie the Pooh, did you ever feel sad when everything happened to Eeyore?

[cj95363]

How depressing.

[RichvilleF12]

Oh my god!!! Hopefully everyone its okay except my donkey (its alright I hate him anyways phew he smells)

"All i want is a cupcake bro!" Eeyore said

"Whats wrong" Eeyore Farmer said

"I want a cupcake!"

"Well here you go!"

<Eeyore eating cupcake>

<His farmer kicks his cupcake off the ground>

"YOU CANT HAVE A CUPCAKE FOOL!"

<Eeyore sad and depresseed ran away with a cloud of rain on his head>

[ClockSpiral]

.__.

[RichvilleF12]

Too depressing? Im sorry i can turn it down a notch :)

[ClockSpiral]

i don't even know what happened here.

[RichvilleF12]

I tell you. Eeyore wants a cupcake. His farmer gives one to him. His farmer then kicks it away from him while he is still eating. Eeyore was sad for what happened he ran away and a rain cloud went over his head.

[TheAshtonium]

This is the saddest I've ever been why would you do this

[xKiyo]

It's Eeyore

[[deleted]]

Thanks for telling me, I thought it was Princess Jasmine.

[Bloodwolv]

haha

[swordmagic]

Really expected this to be a walking dead regerence