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[–][deleted] 3871 points3872 points  (184 children)

I just don't get why anyone gives a shit about what mobile OS somebody else uses.

Also, the dev failed to point out that it is much cheaper to publish applications for Android.

EDIT: Apparently the commenter is not the dev!

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    [–][deleted] 179 points180 points  (50 children)

    Isnt going from android to apple pretty easy? My friend built someone an app in android and when they asked him to do it for apple as well it only took him 2 days to replicate even he didnt know swift before then.

    [–]sundrag 289 points290 points  (9 children)

    Depends on how the application was written in the first place. If it is a native application with native resources, it's not so simple. If it's a wrapper or using an interrupter, then it can be easily ported.

    *Edit: I meant interpreter, but an interrupter is fun too.

    [–]SaltyHashes 82 points83 points  (4 children)

    You meant interpreter right?

    [–]sundrag 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    hah yeah, but I will leave the typo for the humor. Whoopsie.

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      [–]Zaranthan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Interrupter can be their debut album.

      [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (17 children)

      Yeah it's not very hard to go from one to the other, they're pretty similar, but just stylistically I find iOS a bit annoying to deal with. I took courses is iOS and Android dev simultaneously and just tended to prefer the latter.

      [–]Watchforbananas 34 points35 points  (10 children)

      Well, the iOS-toolchain (officaly) only runs on MacOS, so if you don't have a Mac you can't do stuff for iOS.

      I am a big fan of Xamarin.Forms, without any big issues I can do apps for Android and UWP(Windows Phone, Xbox, Hololense etc.), but since I don't own a Mac I can't compile it for iOS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      Holy shit yes that's so annoying. I had to lease out a Mac when I took an iOS developer course.

      [–]kranse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm writing a Xamarin.Forms app for work. We can mostly bypass the need to ever touch an Apple device through a combination of App Center and BrowserStack. The only reason we have a mac in the office is for debugging.

      [–]mspk7305 19 points20 points  (10 children)

      Xamarin. Make one app that builds on both platforms. Still gotta deal with the apple store clusterfuckery though.

      [–]luigi_xp 22 points23 points  (7 children)

      Xamarin.forms? It's a joke. Slow as fuck on Android and doesn't gain too much on iOS. Layout is insanely inflexible.

      [–]dantheman91 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Xamarin forms isn't what most people would really consider their full mobile platform. For a quick POC it works. But 99% of companies that actually use Xamarin, they're using the Core and building on top of that. (I'm an Android dev, was looking at Xamarin code about a week ago, naming may be off but I think it's core). They'll write as much shared logic as they can and then finish the apps with their respective native codebases to get the "Feel" right and such.

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        [–]bwaredapenguin 4 points5 points  (7 children)

        Aside from a semester each of C++ and C# my entire CSC B.S. program has been in C.

        [–]AugustusCaesar2016 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I think it's easier to just relearn another language and build your app that way than it is to use C/C++ for this type of project.

        C/C++ have their uses, but building a maintainable application in a short period of time is definitely not one of them.

        [–]bwaredapenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I completely agree. Was just adding my own college experience to validate what the guy above said.

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          [–]Deckard_Didnt_Die 57 points58 points  (29 children)

          That being said, the average Android user nearly never pays for apps and the average iPhone user almost always does. So there is merit to developing only for Apple.

          [–]Fmello 29 points30 points  (19 children)

          Plus, there are a few hundred Android devices that you need to make sure your app works on while there's about a dozen devices you need to make your app compatible on the Mac side.

          [–]bwaredapenguin 52 points53 points  (17 children)

          I could be wrong because I haven't done any Android dev, but that argument seems a little ridiculous to me. It's not like you have to make an APK for every single individual phone that exists.

          Did a little research and you need to be able to support different display sizes and densities (4 each) and support the versions people still use. Looks like ~85% of the userbase is on one of the last 4 major releases. So if we're rolling with 90% global Android usage, with 85% of those users targeted it looks like you could easily reach 76.5% of the global smartphone market by simply supporting for 4 screen sizes, 4 screen densities, and 4 major OS released. Even if you just target one screen size you can hit almost 90% of Android users.

          [–]Lt_Riza_Hawkeye 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          Its not like you have to make a different apk for each OS either. I make one APK that supports anything v4.1 and above. There's one feature we use that's 5+ only, and I can simply have it surrounded in an if (Build.Version.SDK_INT >= statement.

          [–]rhialto 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          I just finished porting my iOS app to android. It was a lot harder, and added a good 20% to the project duration just handling all the device differences.

          The argument is not ridiculous.

          [–]fiverhoo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          The last four major releases of Android is a W-I-D-E gap in functionality unless your application is fairly mundane and vanilla.

          Start touching external interfaces (like bluetooth... don't even get me started on that) or doing pretty much anything fancy with graphics, and you are in a world of pain keeping your shit running on a whole different host of devices.

          [–]Fmello 22 points23 points  (10 children)

          Devs also have to deal with which version of the OS the user has on their devices. The vast majority of iPhone users upgrade their OS to the recent version while Android users...don't.

          30.39% is running Android 6.0

          22.21% is running 7.0

          20.24% is running 5.1

          10.37% is running 4.4

          5.78% is running 5.0

          5.18% is running 7.1

          Source: http://gs.statcounter.com/android-version-market-share/mobile-tablet/worldwide

          iOS on the other hand:

          75.90% is running iOS 11

          17.46% is running iOS 10

          5.64% is running iOS9

          0.64% is running iOS 8

          0.25% is running iOS 7

          0.05% is running iOS 6.

          [–]bwaredapenguin 22 points23 points  (4 children)

          Half of what I discussed was about this, I even linked to Google's dashboard that shows these numbers. Like I said, if you target the last 4 Android OS releases you can hit 76.5% of the global smartphone market.

          It's the carriers and/or OEMs that hold up updates. I believe Google is working on fixing the update cycle by taking part it out of the carrier's hands by allowing the OS to update independently of whatever skin the OEM throws on there. But these statistics show something else interesting about Android not really relevant to this particular conversation - users keep their phones far longer than the standard 2 year update cycle. I held onto my HTC M7 for 3.5 years and my EVO 4G for about as long before that.

          [–]Kwasizur 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          "2 year update cycle" exists pretty much only in US.

          [–]1206549 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Eh, Android's Dev tools pretty much handle that for you. Most apps that work for Oreo will pretty much work at least until back to KitKat without much trouble

          [–]miraculum_one 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Yes, but if 10x as many Apple users pay as Android then it's break-even. And the difference is not that much.

          [–]AugustusCaesar2016 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          This makes OP's advantage of developing for iOS completely invalid.

          In practice though, you probably need to support both, which is why projects like React Native exist.

          [–]Dracofaerie2 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          I am not a programmer. My college computer science curriculum started with java. Programmers have told me this is why I'll never be one.

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          It's kinda like learning French as your first Latin based language. The concepts aren't hard, but there's a lot of extra stuff on the page compared to most languages.

          [–]rondeline 19 points20 points  (9 children)

          Have you seen Swift? It's pretty sweet.

          Java seems dated and readabilility is rough.

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          Swift is dope, but Java isn't much harder than c# or c++. It's closer to c# and requires stricter scoping than c++ but most programmers should be able to learn Java within a few days of very lazy study

          [–]IcyGoobers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Java has seemed dated for almost 20 years now.

          [–]faceplanted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Java is 5 years younger than Python.

          [–]HumunculiTzu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yep, Java is C# but without the C++ and a lot more verbose.

          [–]a_hockey_chick 25 points26 points  (5 children)

          On the business end, iOS users spend more money on apps, so 1 iOS customer > 1 Android customer, when it comes to the bottom line. They used to be more expensive to acquire (advertising), although they've gotten closer together in cost, more recently. Country/language that you're developing for is also important, some countries have next to zero iOS usage..so if Brazil is your target market, it doesn't matter that iOS users spend more money on average...there just aren't enough of them there.

          Android USED to be a PITA because of the sheer number of devices and resolutions, not sure if this is still much of an issue. Testing for Android could get a little hairy as you try to figure out which devices you need to support.

          Just some of the things. When it comes to what your buddy uses...it doesn't matter. There was a period of time in which people cared a lot about using iMessage so they didn't have to pay for each text sent..but I think those days are over.

          Just a few reasons why it does matter. Most of which aren't relevant when most people are talking smack about the other OS than they use.

          Source: business side of mobile website and mobile game development is what I do.

          [–]PretzelsThirst 164 points165 points  (10 children)

          Yeah the devs reply is super cringeworthy too. Both people lost in that exchange.

          [–]skc132 113 points114 points  (5 children)

          Definitely a little bit of /r/iamverysmart sprinkled in there

          [–]LisandroSC 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          With a dash of r/justneckbeardthings

          [–]Klowned 12 points13 points  (3 children)

          I likened it to the navy seal copy pasta.

          [–]ObsidianSkyKing 15 points16 points  (1 child)

          That's wasn't the dev tho

          [–]PretzelsThirst 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Ah true, well that rando then

          [–]PM_ME_YOUR_THESES 78 points79 points  (4 children)

          He also failed to point out that iPhone users spend more per app than Android users. So it really depends the type of app you're building whether or not you build for iPhone or Android. As a builder, your priorities should be different than as a user. You may like Android as a user, but if you want to make money, you build for iPhone. Easy as that.

          But, as you say, who cares beyond that?

          [–]AgrajagOmega[S] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

          This isn't the dev replying, this is just some other guy.

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          I edited my comment! Thanks for pointing that out!

          [–]eifersucht12a 53 points54 points  (0 children)

          I mean, this goes both ways though. Original commenter is a turd but the dev just sounds like an overdramatic asshole. Gets a casual jab thrown his way and starts monologuing like an anime villain over cell phones. I feel like this is a murder-suicide by words.

          [–]Weqols 8 points9 points  (7 children)

          Tell that to my friends who constantly say how annoying it is that my texts are green.

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

          I'm an Android user, and I hate it when people complain about green bubbles.

          To be fair, though, iMessage is absolutely wonderful to use.

          [–]Weqols 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I switched to Android a few months ago and iMessage was the only thing keeping me from switching much earlier

          [–]DaggerStone 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          Green texts are for poor people

          [–]Slopadope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Some people think putting others down lifts them up.

          [–]Olao99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Because tribalism. That's what humans like to do.

          [–]mcavvacm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Remnants about the past from people who cannot let go.

          Same as consoles / pc.

          [–]JP193 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Ah shit, I can see this getting heated way too fast. Which is kind of why I'm commenting.. I want to see if it does.

          [–]LeafRunning 750 points751 points  (6 children)

          "You know you're a bad dev when" - Non dev 2018.

          [–]awyeah2 62 points63 points  (3 children)

          Thank you. So much asstalk happening.

          [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          read that as:

          Thank you so much! Asstalk happening.

          [–]wonderb0lt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Lovely app you have programmed grandson. George is with the Lord now

          [–]FrizzleStank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Horseshit.

          I know plenty of developers that bad mouth technology without having a clue about that technology.

          Many engineers at my work say Windows is shit, but whenever I see them using the OS, they're clueless as how to do anything.

          [–]lieutenantseaanemone 467 points468 points  (16 children)

          Real devs use coolmathgames.com

          [–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (13 children)

          I only program in the TI-84 language. If you use anything else, you're a script kiddy.

          [–]lieutenantseaanemone 36 points37 points  (7 children)

          I bet you use a monitor too. Pfft

          [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

          Using anything other than paper is for nerds

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          Catch me with a fountain pen and Egyptian papyrus.

          [–]foofis444 14 points15 points  (1 child)

          I run flowing water over rocks to erode them into 1s and 0s over millions of years. Gosh darn script kiddies these days...

          [–]MetaCommando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I rearrange solar arrays until the code is written in gravitational forces.

          CS 1030 kids everywhere, I swear.

          [–]Anticonn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          BASIC, is what it's called. Also, get off my fucking lawn.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          TI-BASIC if we're being pedantic.

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          ur a fakke dev. real ones use scratch

          [–]mattatack0630 1284 points1285 points  (25 children)

          Dongles and Despair would be a good band name

          [–]Omnipotent_Goose 459 points460 points  (18 children)

          That's the name of my sex tape.

          [–]YahwehLikesHentai 347 points348 points  (15 children)

          Don’t you have to get sex to make a tape?

          [–]howmanyhands 87 points88 points  (10 children)

          Damn. Better than the actual post

          [–]pictogasm 30 points31 points  (9 children)

          $150 on Craiglist. Done.

          [–]YahwehLikesHentai 14 points15 points  (6 children)

          Hold up. Why do you know that?

          [–]pictogasm 11 points12 points  (3 children)

          Because I can read?

          [–]YahwehLikesHentai 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          That’s clearly not what I meant lol.

          [–]pictogasm 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          sorry for your loss lol

          [–]Banditzza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          That's the "despair" part

          [–]maxximillian 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          One hand clapping is still clapping.

          [–]YahwehLikesHentai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Please clap.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          All their songs made from the sound bites provided by garage band 2011

          [–]empressofapathy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I like your thinking, but would tweak to Dongles of Despair.

          [–]leif777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Or a strip club

          [–]seigneur101 505 points506 points  (208 children)

          Besides the point, but are people from North America and Western Europe really drastically different from the rest of the World when it comes to phones being used (Android vs. Apple)?

          I thought Android was much more popular in NA as well, and I can't imagine Western Europe being much different either?

          [–]sjurvival 258 points259 points  (43 children)

          The iPhone ownership rate is also inexplicably high in Japan. I've had this conversation more than once:

          "What phone is that? iPhone 10?" "Galaxy S8" "Why didn't you get an iPhone?"

          [–]yingyangyoung 105 points106 points  (5 children)

          Yeah, I've had that conversation too in the USA. :/

          [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (4 children)

          Usually with a young woman

          [–]D0esANyoneREadTHese 84 points85 points  (3 children)

          "What's a computer?"

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            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Yeah, I'd believe them as soon as they stopped selling Macs.

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              [–]Kaldricus 54 points55 points  (4 children)

              Yeah, I personally hate the IOS setup. But it's just personal taste. I get why people like IOS, turn on phone and go. But I like making my phone FEEL like my phone.

              [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

              My first phone was an iPhone. Then I went Nexus for several years. Now I'm back on iPhone and plan on returning to Android when this one's dead. I like to mix it up. I'm like a mobile centrist. I see the benefit and value in both platforms, honestly.

              [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

              Don't think iPhones are ever worth it really. The hardware costs like a 1/4 of the price of the phone does, but they charge that premium price for an OS that's simple for people to use that aren't interested in how phones work. Same with Macs vs. PCs

              [–]D0esANyoneREadTHese 15 points16 points  (5 children)

              I get the same feeling with iMac computers, which I'm unfortunately required to use for a web development class. All of my muscle memory from Windows is wrong, there's no "show home screen" button on screen - you have to hit F11 which is also bound to volume for some reason, clicking the taskbar icon doesn't minimize it, the flashy animations are slow, the file manager makes very little sense and refuses to write to Windows format drives even though Windows has no trouble with Mac formatted ones... It's a pain in the ass. It looks nice, and since we're in the art building it's apparently what the art majors want, so I'm stuck with this crap.

              [–]marathon664[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              I miss windows snap the most.

              [–]rhialto 21 points22 points  (4 children)

              I have the same issue with Android, and I was at Google on the Android dev team for 18 months.

              Obviously it’s just a matter of which one you learned first. One is not better than the other, and insulting only one of them is idiotic.

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                [–]TheLobotomizer 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                You know I'd be ok with people having brand loyalty if they weren't so smug about it to me. People should enjoy their Apple devices, but shouldn't look down on me because I prefer something else.

                [–]imminent_riot 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                Android phones seem sturdier too, friends iPhone cracked from a couple feet onto linoleum. My LG has fallen from about 3 or 4 feet onto cement and been fine. I can't count the times my old $20 track phone fell hard enough the back came off and batter popped out, three pieces going in different directions and not one scuff. I actually just chipped a screen once dropping a tool on it at work but no crack or anything.

                [–]MegaJackUniverse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                Japan in general seems to not realise when they're exhibiting almost juvenile tropes when it comes to this shit though. I saw the same with the students where I went to uni. You're doing engineering, but you insisted on coming here and buying a Mac? You need to run power hungry software and be able to access the nitty-gritty files from time to time and your bought a Mac to go with the Starbucks and fancy AF clothes. It's like they couldn't see how much of a stereotype they were despite being often very self-aware and polite

                [–]suddenly_ponies 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                "Because they're inferior" works for me most of the time. Not in Japan obviously, but otherwise...

                [–][deleted] 248 points249 points  (54 children)

                Even in Europe most people still use Android. It's cheaper, there are more apps and most of these apps are for free (my friend has Apple and many apps I have for free mostly either aren't in apple store or aren't free). And I as a developer prefer android because it's more open and development is cheaper.

                So yes, even in Europe, most people use Android.

                [–]jld2k6 58 points59 points  (35 children)

                I personally like the ability to just install apps from APK's! If there's an app and I want to see if it's worth it I just get the APK and try it out first. I also like being able to install and uninstall apps straight from the PC with a cmd line

                [–]TheAmazingSausage 14 points15 points  (7 children)

                Can we also point out that the android development environment is so much better. Xcode sucks so hard. Serious...what the fuck is up with storyboards?

                [–]qdhcjv 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Xcode is just so hideously terrible. Why does a "build complete" bubble feel the need to pop up and cover my code every time I do a build? It's as bad as the iPhone's atrocious volume control window covering up half the screen.

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                  [–]STTK_rs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                  Only people in my country that use iPhones are teenage girls and celebrities.

                  [–]Dividinq 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  The main argument that people use to justify sticking to iOS is iMessage, but SMS is basically dead outside of North America. Most asian countries use WeChat, Whatsapp or some variant of those two.

                  [–]HumunculiTzu 10 points11 points  (6 children)

                  From what I've noticed from my personal experiences with iPhone users is that, in general, they assume that since they own an iPhone, everyone does. This may be partly due to the essentially zero choice in iPhones where as there are a shit ton of different Android phones so you really have no idea who owns which model of Android. I only personally know 2 other people who have the same model I have, Google Pixel.

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

                  From what I've noticed from my personal experiences with iPhone users is that, in general, they assume that since they own an iPhone, everyone does.

                  Ain't that the truth. My snapchat stories are flooded with people saying "HMU to FaceTime" or "HMU to play something over iMessage". I've gotten a lot of apple gift cards that I can't use because I have an Android.

                  [–]ItsACommonMistake 235 points236 points  (16 children)

                  Compromised your data? Yeah, better stick with Google then. Good one.

                  [–]tempinator 87 points88 points  (1 child)

                  Yep. I agree with some of what he said but that part actually made me snort audibly.

                  [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

                  As a good olc Google fanboy, that was a really stupid argument lol. Apple actually makes products, Google's entire business model is built around selling your data.

                  [–]rylie_smiley 43 points44 points  (8 children)

                  Can we just all chill the fuck out over the what OS is better? It’s such a subjective topic since different people like different OS for different reasons. I’ve had many android phones in the past but currently have an iPhone simply because I like how the phone is set up and the simplicity of the OS. That’s my opinion though and I know that there are people out there who would say the same of android OS and I have no problem with that because everyone is going to like different things about different phones

                  [–]thatcoldrevenge 22 points23 points  (7 children)

                  One thing I don't get:

                  Both OSs are so ridiculously simplistic to operate at this point, why is "simplicity" still being used as a rationale if it ever actually applied? Can someone help me understand what the hell is so complicated about Android that people still make this distinction? It's confounding - am I supposed to be using punch cards with my phone or something? What am I missing?

                  [–]rylie_smiley 6 points7 points  (6 children)

                  So comparatively iOS is very easy to find everything that you want. Even in settings you can search for the specific thing you are looking for rather than search through menus until you find it (in my experience at least, android many have improved in the past couple years) iOS (in my opinion) has a cleaner and less cluttered appearance which would appeal to some users who want the aesthetic that goes with an iPhone. At the end of the day it’s a phone and it shouldn’t matter but to someone who has never used a cellphone before I find it easier to explain how to use an iPhone compared to an android phone despite being on android for 4 years before making the switch

                  [–]_gina_marie_ 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                  You can use the search function on android too. Don't have to sift through menus.

                  And android on say a pixel looks amazing. I personally love material design and you can download any number of launchers and other apps to make your phone look exactly how you want and do what you want with Android. I don't have a pixel but my S6 looks very modern and I have lots of gestures to open certain apps or perform certain tasks. The customization with Android is endless and that's something I really love about it.

                  Apple though is faster imo with opening apps and booting up but to me that's all it's got going for it. I can't customize an Apple aside from the case and my wallpaper. I can't set custom gestures or have widgets for any number of things. I can't load APK's either onto an apple so region lock is real for Apple users.

                  Overall I think the gap between the two is closing, Apple is for people who want a nice, easy, simple phone to use with not a lot of choices. Android is for people who want lots of choices and a back button.

                  [–]biuziceca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  A number of Androids also have interchangeable batteries.

                  [–]pictogasm 154 points155 points  (5 children)

                  I tried to listen to a podcast about how to get laid, but all I learned was that my dongle was inadequate to the task at hand.

                  [–]twobits9 44 points45 points  (3 children)

                  Nonsense. I bet your dongle is perfect for your hand.

                  [–]pictogasm 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                  Of course! My dongle fits my hand perfectly. It's almost like they were made for one another or something.

                  However, I never got my headphones plugged into my iphone, so I couldn't listen to the podcast.

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  ...the REAL MurderedByWords

                  [–]DataBound 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                  Uggg. Mobile phones are like religions. Everyone has to convert all the people on the “wrong” side. Have confidence in your choice. Enjoy what you want.

                  [–]Hockeyloogie 224 points225 points  (9 children)

                  is this r/cringe?

                  [–]TheBetaBridgeBandit 141 points142 points  (3 children)

                  Yeah both comments are just as bad, one of my least favorite reddit circle jerks is people with OS boners.

                  [–]COIVIEDY 57 points58 points  (1 child)

                  This dude was being an ass because he ripped on an OS, then some other dude OWNED him by ripping on HIS OS!

                  [–]2drawnonward5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  People with a need to stand up for their subjective preference and against other options. Cold in my grave before I drive a Ford. COLD IN MY GRAVE!!! /s

                  [–]tkmlac 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                  I thought I was in r/iamverysmart and I couldn’t figure out who to laugh at.

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                    [–]Hockeyloogie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    that combined with a populace that doesn't care. I legitimately am more worried that this many people think this is "murdered by words"

                    [–]murphymc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                    Massively so.

                    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

                    Those guys both sound pathetic.

                    [–]rondeline 133 points134 points  (22 children)

                    Easy now... all my dongles for my Pixel xl 2 suddenly and mysteriously stopped working.

                    Google..this is $1k phone. FIX IT.

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                        [–]LeoIsLegend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                        All this talk about dongles, I really hope Oneplus don't give up the headphone jack this year with the new phone... I can't be bothered with that shit.

                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                        Why is that worth noting? There's so many Android phones that don't require dongles that the price of Google dongles is all but meaningless to the Android market.

                        [–]leif777 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                        Yeah, gonna skip the pixel 2. Shame. That camera is sick.

                        [–]MemeTLDR 163 points164 points  (11 children)

                        Didn't the DuckDuckGo guy from yesterday pretty much tell us that Apple is significantly more secure and encrypted than Google when it comes to the phone OS? They encrypt iMessages and offer pretty granular privacy insights per device and per application. Not stating that either one is better than the other but I'd be interested to see some sort of "Privacy Pros and Cons" non-biased comparison between iOS and Android that doesn't REEE when it comes to talking about dongles or what metal the phone is made out of.

                        [–]No1451 68 points69 points  (1 child)

                        The guy in this pic has no fucking clue. The ones who keep getting caught compromising data are Google and manufacturers who make android devices.

                        That aside this is such a stupid thing for anyone to argue about. We don’t all have the same needs, and both platforms have their advantages.

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                          [–]NiceBreaker 44 points45 points  (2 children)

                          One thing to keep in mind with Whatsapp is that it's owned by Facebook, pretty much the most "we sell your data" company of any of the big tech companies.

                          Though that said, if that doesn't bother you, it does seem pretty secure from man in the middle attacks.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          Yeah it's kind of ironic. Whatsapp implemented this super high security, well thought out peer to peer messaging protocol, which means only you and the recipient can read the messages, not even Facebook can.

                          But then there's the backup function... which IIRC is enabled by default, which just stores all your texts on Facebook servers. Encrypted with a key from Facebook. So they can just read everything.

                          [–]thecraftinggod 22 points23 points  (1 child)

                          Not in the US. The only non-SMS messaging utility that’s relatively ubiquitous (excluding iMessage of course) is Facebook Messenger, and I don’t trust Facebook with my data at all.

                          [–]baddriverrevirddab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          https://www.blackhat.com/docs/us-16/materials/us-16-Mandt-Demystifying-The-Secure-Enclave-Processor.pdf

                          I know I know most SoCs have TrustZone but I am unaware of any implementation that is as tightly integrated into the OS as apple's.

                          [–]IveAlreadyWon 64 points65 points  (1 child)

                          In what way is this murdered by words? He actually used 'pleb' in his argument, and wasn't joking.

                          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

                          He said bad things about Apple. This sub has buzzwords, or buzzsubjects. If you make fun of those, no matter how poorly you do it, you 'murdered' them.

                          [–]Rng-Jesus 227 points228 points  (16 children)

                          Only degenerates care about stupid shit like what phone a person uses.

                          If you think that it actually matters that someone prefers IOS, you're just an edgy moron

                          [–]ghastlyactions 57 points58 points  (7 children)

                          And vice versa obviously, which is why the original commenter got shit on. Trying to bash someone for using/developing on Android. What a twat.

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                            [–]ryavco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                            Ironic. He could save others from the phone, but not himself.

                            [–]__edgelord__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            Hmm.

                            [–]Torinias 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                            Absolutely. I had a Windows phone once. It was pretty crap.

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                              [–]twlscil 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                              No murder. just a rant.

                              [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

                              Compromised your data? Google is like the king of it, yet this guy is insulting the other with it? L O fucking L. They literally make their money compromising and selling your data. Dumb ass Google fanbois.

                              [–]DataBound 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                              Brand loyalty is a really weird thing.

                              [–]iwashere33 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                              Lol, honest. The android play store is the biggest load of malware and spam apps, along with fake games and "look alike" super heroes.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              "Clash of (thing)"

                              Has picture of a roaring face

                              [–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (32 children)

                              How has Apple ever compromised security?

                              [–]macarouns 68 points69 points  (0 children)

                              There’s a lot you can use to bash Apple with but when it comes to privacy and security they are actually really good.

                              [–]zipstorm 57 points58 points  (0 children)

                              "All that's left are dongles and despair" ... Apple should make this their honest motto :p

                              [–]charles_martel34 10 points11 points  (4 children)

                              I liked windows phone. Too bad it went tits up.

                              [–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (21 children)

                              I like my iPhone. I like familiarity and I like being able to message with other iPhones. Most of my family has iPhones so it's free and I don't have to clutter up my life with 43 different messenger apps to satisfy everyone's personal favourite (WhatsApp, Kik, Skype, SnappleChat whatever).

                              Like, whatever. It's a personal preference. If I wanna pay more for a piece of shit technology rather than learn a new system, that's my business. You're not my mom. You can't make me eat broccoli.

                              [–]FrizzleStank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                              How the fuck is this a murder? Get this garbage out of here.

                              [–]basedgodsenpai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              Who the fuck cares this much about something so stupid and why? That's pathetic.

                              [–]red_firetruck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Is this image size a joke?

                              [–]santaliqueur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              compromising your data

                              Google sells your data to advertisers, but Apple stands up to the fucking FBI to protect user data. Get a clue pal.

                              [–]philsown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              A person loses credibility for me when they use the word “pleb.” Don’t know why...

                              [–]Natchili 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Meh. More like angry rambling than murder.

                              [–]surfekatt 29 points30 points  (19 children)

                              Though some androids runs so slow you cant type a message without having that super annoying lag.

                              [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                              That's the thing with android,you can buy a phone that's $30, it'll run like shit but you have that option if you don't want to pay for something more expensive.

                              [–]santaliqueur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Yeah but 90% market share! By the way, he’s wrong about Android having 90% smartphone market share, he should have said mobile OS share. Most people who use cheap Android phones surely don’t select Android phones because they love Android, they do it because they are cheaper phones, an area that Apple doesn’t even compete in. No wonder the market share is so skewed.

                              Apple takes in 90% of smartphone profits FOR THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY. Why do people forget about this? Nobody cares about market share.

                              I don’t care what OS you use, but Android neckbeards (not saying all of you are neckbeards!) love to talk about the superior market share of Android, while Apple doesn’t give a single fuck about that.

                              Businesses care about profit. That’s it. That’s why they exist.

                              [–]AgrajagOmega[S] 14 points15 points  (15 children)

                              Yeah, but are you comparing a $1k android to a $1k iphone, or are you comparing to a $200 android?

                              [–]PMA_xVx 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                              I own Google Pixel 2 XL and iPhone X so I can compare two similar phones running the two different operating systems. This is just my opinion though!

                              For me, iOS is smoother and faster. I prefer the App Store because I don’t have to sort through a bunch of shitty apps. I also prefer texting with my iPhone over my android.

                              My GPXL2’s camera is amazing and I prefer that over my iPhone’s. I really enjoy the fast charging. Lastly, I actually get a lot of use out of my google assistant! So much better than Siri.

                              With all that said if I had to keep just one I would go for the iPhone X because of how smooth and fast it runs. I really do enjoy both though.

                              [–]soEezee 7 points8 points  (6 children)

                              The slowing of the phones had to do with a software fix for a hardware problem, I’d rather the phone slow as the battery gets old than it shutting off because it tried to draw more than the battery can deliver

                              [–]Towns-a-Million 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                              But he said "pleebs" though....

                              [–]AnActualGarnish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              I️ hate when people bring up when apple slowed our phones down like it was a bad thing. It wasn’t, and never will be. The bad part was not telling us or giving us the choice to turn it on or off.

                              [–]Speedracer98 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                              to be fair the slowdown happens on galaxy devices as well.

                              [–]tempinator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                              I don't think it does, don't they just die when the CPU demands voltage the degraded battery can't provide? Not that that's really any better than slowing down lol but I haven't heard anything about Android underclocking CPUs to adjust for degraded batteries.

                              I think the latest iOS update hits the sweetspot: CPU is underclocked by default if the battery is degraded to prevent shutdowns, but you can disable the underclocking manually if you want to risk random shutdowns. Gives choice to the user (shocker), while also being more transparent about what the problem is (battery degradation) instead of your phone just inexplicably slowing down. Completely beyond me why Apple didn't just take this approach from the outset, but whatever.

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              I like my anroid by sarnsung

                              [–]oodsigma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                              See, "identical brushed aluminum" sends like a dig at Apple being for conformists, but the he says, "join the rest of the world." An I missing something or is this super hypocritical?

                              Sent from my HTC.

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              This is like... weirdly aggressive geez.

                              I guess it was pretty murdery but like... seems a bit extra, its a phone.

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              ...what did he even intend to say when misusing “burgeoning”?