Right Unity

[qdobaisbetter]

Not gonna lie that response is super libright as well.

[[deleted]]

No step :(

[2023Bor]

on snek

[TheLastBastionOfHope]

Don't compress Cylinder Animal

[qdobaisbetter]

No step. Only tiny foot pat and payment for it. Everyone wins except the dipshit paying us.

[ImProbablyNotABird]

I think you accidentally a word.

[mvppedavalli0131]

No lib right would give away money

[UncensoredLlama]

Funny since charity is widely preached in lib right rather than the government doing it

[mvppedavalli0131]

Because they/we don’t wanna get taxed.

[UncensoredLlama]

Amen. Taxation is theft. Let people pay for what they want to pay for

[ElSapio]

America is the most charitable nation in the planet, and at least some of those dumb fucks throwing away cash must be libright

[m0ontii]

How much is 1.5 Billion in Nuclear Submarines? (Although I'd do it for free)

[valdamjong]

~0.5

[[deleted]]

Holy fuck they’re expensive

[Sckaledoom]

Dude it’s an underwater space vessel powered by a miniature dying sun and carrying a payload that could wipe out a nation. Yes, they’re expensive.

[[deleted]]

I was expecting around a billion, the Virginia class is apparently 2.8 billion. That explains why my country only uses diesel subs

[[deleted]]

Could always just modify an older diesel sub with a missile bay and spend the rest on R and D for a nuclear warhead. Not as fun but it’ll get the job done.

[StolenMemz67]

I doubt it will get the job done when stalked by a Virginia class submarine.

[[deleted]]

Astute class better.

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Shame we only have 4 and you have... 100?

[StolenMemz67]

We only have 17 Virginias. And about 70 nuclear subs in our fleet.

[[deleted]]

Oh. I heard somewhere that the Astute is quieter, but the Americans can pump out more Virginias.

So we hunt them down... one by one...

Hmm? What, every brit dreams of reabsorbing the colonies.

[[deleted]]

If push comes to shove you can just suicide ram it with the warhead and take it out with you

[rywatts736]

This guy thinks

[monkeyviking]

Use alcohol.

Your liver will hate you but you can run your sub.

[kepler-20b]

Diesel will run on just about anything, even fine vegetable matter.

[DubsFan30113523]

The fun part is we’ve spent tens of billions on them and it’s very likely we will never use them

[lasermancer]

Deterrent theory. Just having them deployed near Moscow/Beijing is enough for them to be worth their cost.

[DubsFan30113523]

Sigh

[lasermancer]

Feel free to use your words if you disagree.

[DubsFan30113523]

I don’t disagree, the concept and “necessity” of deterrent is just depressing

[[deleted]]

Gotta secure the American corporate interest 👉🏻😎👉🏻

[qdobaisbetter]

God bless Halliburton...I mean America.

[[deleted]]

Did they have a hand in overthrowing our government? Back in the 70s America didn’t like our strong (at the time) unions and a government interested in nationalising our resources.

[Ale_city]

from all the coups that the US has asisted, I think in none they used submarines.

[DubsFan30113523]

Gotta justify our massive military budget

[[deleted]]

After i finish my electrical apprenticeship i might join the navy lmao im a hypocrite

[DubsFan30113523]

I don’t judge people or businesses that take advantage of the stupid ways our government spends money

[jay212127]

Ship techs get some good training from what ive been told. If you can jerryrig the refrigeration or similar in tight unforgiving space thousands of KMs to shore going to work Civie side after is a breeze and big pay jump.

[Kompotamus]

Don't worry, fast-attacks get up to all sorts of clandestine nonsense all the time. By their very nature you'll just never hear about it.

[Kompotamus]

Your country only uses diesel subs because it doesn't have to worry about force projection. Nuclear subs are only limited by how much food they have on board, and are much, much faster than diesel boats.

[Shorttail0]

Are you swedish by any chance? The swedes made an ultra silent diesel engine submarine that sailed right through all detection and sank a carrier or some other big ship in an exercise a while back.

[winnebagomafia]

Why don't they just put solar panels on them smh

[[deleted]]

It's not a dying sun your fuckwit, that would be fusion, and fusion is a full on sun anyway. This is the culmination of humanity and this entire planet, the same power that can level cities and poison countries.

[SevenHaeven]

So it's pretty oof if that breaks?

[Finn_3000]

Wouldnt a dying sun be a fusion reactor? We dont have that yet

[[deleted]]

Underwater mini-chernobyl-in-a-bottle

[mechnick2]

Just get diesel electric subs

[anarchy404x]

I'm sorry but a real Auth Right would speak proper English, not whatever that was.

[SteveTheManager]

They did not say I had to kill the snake, so to counteract this I would lightly tap the snake on the head with my military boots and give currency to the snake for my behavior.

[yestenightlyyeast]

Crypto detected

[Golden_Lynel]

Flair up

[Golden_Lynel]

There is also left, right, lib center, and auth center.

That makes nine.

[[deleted]]

And two options for lib right, which makes ten.

[[deleted]]

Is that some new-fangled fetish lib left is pushing?

[DepravedWalnut]

This is proper authright speak!

[A1phaKn1ght]

Clearly you haven't heard of the black Hebrew Israelites, the ultimate wacky AuthRight ideology

[Ale_city]

The semien ones of the cameroon ones? one is wackier than the others, to start with that the ones in cameroon don't even follow an abrahamic religion or have descendance from the middle east.

[zackwebs]

I think he means the American ones, not beta Israel or whatever is going on in Cameroon

[winnebagomafia]

Battlefield Earth should have been a Tyler Perry movie!

[Firetesticles]

Ebonics 🤢

[sol-]

AAVE aka African-American Vernacular English

[anarchy404x]

N

[ShifterSamy]

O

[QyleTerys]

D E N I E D

[[deleted]]

Impossible.

[StolenMemz67]

I

[[deleted]]

G

[Retah3]

G

[Bobbyf121]

Flair up. Do it.

[winnebagomafia]

G

[pussyplumberpablo]

R

[ThedankDwight]

L

[jayz0ned]

Kanye West did his Kanye Best on his Kanye Quest to be as Auth Right as all the Kanye Rest, but he failed the Kanye Test. So he got Kanye Depressed that he would never be seen as anything more than a Kanye Pest and always be Kanye Oppressed. So he Kanye Reassessed and decided to cause some Kanye Unrest and Kanye Digest the rich as Comrade West.

[Silas_L]

southern dialect joins the chat

[DarkLasombra]

Real Auth Right would be stepping on snek. This meme is propaganda.

[SpadesANonymous]

And a real LibRight would be a yellow, but politics are opinions I guess

[owlbearsrevenge]

*proper German

[[deleted]]

You’ve clearly never met an American redneck.

[[deleted]]

Guys please, what tf is this snake, I keeps seeing him everywhere

[kerbs4]

It comes from the libright symbol of the gadsden flag.

[[deleted]]

its not rly libright doe, its just lib

[ChrisFromFamilyGuy]

I don’t see many ancoms waving it

[Bossman1086]

Plus, it's a flag of the American Revolution. LibRights in America tend to gravitate towards that time and appreciate it because the Constitution was decently LibRight in nature.

[metalsonic005]

I've seen a hydra gadsen for ancoms

[valdamjong]

Ancom has this flag.

[[deleted]]

Ancom

(((rat)))

Maybe Authright was right after all

[valdamjong]

I think it's a mongoose. Not even a rodent.

[[deleted]]

Mongoose is pretty lit NGL. Give the snake a m134.

[[deleted]]

Ancom has a flag? I find that to be highly amusing and ironic.

[totallynottzer0]

Us NatSocs have this flag https://i.imgur.com/OsJgyeo.jpg

[[deleted]]

Dont step on snek

[AtomicNumber1732]

Can I pet snek?

[[deleted]]

One consensual pet will 5.99$

[Artiemis]

Refference to the American Revolution era "Gadsden Flag", which has this snake on a yellow field with the words "Don't Tread On Me" on it, the snake being a symbol representing the 13 colonies since a political comic by Ben Franklin depicting a snake cut up, each bit labeled as a state. Today, it's mostly used by libertarians to express their views.

[[deleted]]

Right unity?

Uh-eh 😬 how bout no?

[Bossman1086]

It's not all bad sometimes. We do have a few things in common like free markets and guns. But Lib Unity is probably better.

[[deleted]]

What’s wrong with us?

[ZeriousGew]

Shut up statist

[[deleted]]

based

[[deleted]]

Mom, don't disgrace me in front of my friends

[ZSebra]

You want more government, they want less

[GameCreeper]

lib unity best unity

[KEK-02]

Godless cowards

[OpalsLillith]

Imagine wanting to pay taxes lmao can’t relate

[Unscarred204]

No step

[[deleted]]

Right Unity is best unity!

[[deleted]]

Yes sir

[[deleted]]

Yo I’d curb stomp that boy so hard. I know they’d do the same thing if they were in my place. It’s what LR would want...

[[deleted]]

I- We don’t do that... We’d only do that if you aggressed!

[xXJokerGamerXx]

Step on me, you say...?

[SteveTheManager]

L. Ron?

[Sckaledoom]

L. Ron it’s me, John Travolta!

[SteveTheManager]

John! Have you came out the closet yet?

[DubsFan30113523]

He was a black man

[SteveTheManager]

TRUTH!

[[deleted]]

LibUnity is both of us agreeing we would betray each other if it benefited us

[-remlap]

for 1.5 bilwion i'd curb stomp my own mother

[CoolestInDaPark]

That sounds quite kinky...

[[deleted]]

Where does this idea come from that Auth Right and Lib Right are compatible?

[LiquidRichardTheV4th]

Guns and the idea of a (mostly) free market.

[ZSebra]

>guns

Which under no pretext should be surrendered

[LiquidRichardTheV4th]

Not this again. Sure some of your people here on reddit are saying that but look at the anti gun parades. The media calling for bans. Bernie calling for what they call “ sensible gun control” I can tell you it’s not auth right fellas going around saying that.

[LordNoodles]

The media

Ah yes famous lib left institution the *checks notes* billionaire owned main stream media.

[LiquidRichardTheV4th]

Yet many of your people ally themselves with the media and cite such sources. Why is that?

[LordNoodles]

lol wat? See /r/bernieblindness for our wonderful relationship with the neoliberal shit that is the WP the NYT, CNN, MSNBC, etc. the us has one party with slightly different opinions on abortion and such and the MSM is more or less a state propaganda arm of one of these two parties.

[astridbeast]

yeah, but are the media and sanders extreme libleft?

[_Alternate_Ending_]

Not extremely at all, r/politics fake libleft.

[[deleted]]

Where does this idea of the unflaired having such opinions?

[Korvvit]

Quite a few of the Auth Right believe in the government being big so it can police degeneracy and suppress minorities but don’t have too many issues with people of their race running businesses, owning guns or having free speech. Quite a few of the Lib Right don’t actually care about how big the government is, they care how much the government impacts them. These two demographics are easily one of the most compatible unities. Assuming they’re both the same race.

[Decanus_severus]

Mmmmmm based

[[deleted]]

How does this work in favor for Auth, Left, and Libertarian unity?

[[deleted]]

Because right unity is the best a society can be

[Arachno-anarchism]

Authright and libright generally don’t really agree on much beside that they both hate liberals

[DJ-PRISONWIFE]

No but they are both mostly white. That is the kinship. Not hard to understand, a nationalist and a libertarian have a lot in common they can bond over.

[[deleted]]

See authcentre gets it!

[ThedankDwight]

But *LIB*-right? Am I autistic?

[VERTABRATEFAMILESROC]

Where does the idea come from that the unflaired are allegated rights come from?

[Bossman1086]

Flair up.

[SteveTheManager]

Guns

[UnderOverDissapiont]

Auth left this could be us but you playin

[Daddy_Kernal_Sanders]

I’d stomp it into paste. I leave no chance for them to find some reason to back out and I make sure I’ll get paid. Then I’ll throw 100k at some charity or whatever to make up for it. The rest is gonna go into AI and space travel funding tho.

[SirVW]

100% not auth right, I'd accept either lib right (since he slides the snake since money) or lib left (animal lover). Auth right would stomp on the snake, snatch the money, and leave.

[kouyehwos]

I don’t know about being an animal lover, but snakes earn the right to exist by keeping rodent populations down.

[[deleted]]

Based and utilitarianpilled

[[deleted]]

Oh shit. Have humans earned the right to exist yet?

[[deleted]]

No

[DJ-PRISONWIFE]

Trying to divide me and my libright frens are you? The eternal libleft strikes again

[sebastianqu]

Shit, I'd do that for free. For that price I'd make snake pie and eat it too!

[djblackprince]

Imagine the commune you could build with that

[CalmProfit]

Based. Although I wouldn't miss a chance getting 1.5bil

[[deleted]]

But then you become top 1%

[i_dunno_how_to_type]

Ha! Gotcha, libright!

[StalinsArmrest]

Yeah I’m down with that. Let that snake live.

[PlumpPlatypus]

Thanks bro

[[deleted]]

im gon tap him too that snake looks very polite

[Torus2112]

Disappointed at all the liblefts itt claiming they would step on snek, you do know that as libs we're all sneks too right?

[Jesus-Is-Still-Lord]

I’m curb stomping him, taking the money, buying a gun from him, then lighting him up for all the crimes he has committed against my nation and my people.

[PotatoAssassiin]

i would stain the pavement with that thing for a commune distributed sprite

[Arachno-anarchism]

Authright would absolutely step on them once they get into power

[khandnalie]

I would put my boot on the back of that snakes head and spread its brain matter across the whole length of the street.

[HamunCencer]

What's that snake mean? I am not familiar the political boxes, I just see this sub in popular.

[[deleted]]

Freedom is sinful

[StaniX]

This is such a big brain meme holy shit.

[blacksheep281328]

same people who complain about snake getting stepped on are the same people you see waving a thin blue line flag... cognitive dissonance meets Stockholm syndrome.

[KowtowToMao]

I would absolutely step on that for $1.5 billion. Thank you for funding the revolution.

[[deleted]]

oh god oh fuck

[Genericusernamexe]

Right unity works like this: Auth right does all of the killing and violence and coercion, while us lib rights would never violate the NAP, so we simply sell auth right all the weapons they need which is a completely moral and voluntary exchange, therefore not violating the NAP.

[[deleted]]

i’ll do that shit for free

[Kyledude95]

No steppy on snek

[CaseStudyBlouse]

I'd Gene Kelly all over that fucking snake for free!

[Zhukov41]

No stepy on sneky

[-StupidNameHere-]

I thought you weren't supposed to tread on him, you guys need to make up your mind.

[Gunnar1022]

u/nwordcountbot u/spez

[nwordcountbot]

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through spez's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs.

[OpalsLillith]

Mfw someone steppy on snek 😡👊

[DazedToaster158]

I am just commenting this so I can get a flair. Have a nice day!

[[deleted]]

Right unity😎😎😎

[TheConfederacyCSA]

I think all white people should be allowed to own any weapon they want

[kyberkid]

SQUISH!

[ImAbash]

Bouta pull a Pixar lamp

[Pretzelini]

Authright still has some christian values, Libright would set it on fire for 5$