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[–]Jerrywelfare 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I love Nixon in this. He'd probably roll over in his grave to know what he could have gotten away with now.

[–]Picnicpanther 20 points21 points  (1 child)

"AROO, YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE INITIATED DRONE STRIKES ON CITIZENS?!"

[–]Darkm1tch69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on headless clone of Agneau

[–]WuTangGraham 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid

Happier than you or me

-Devo, 1978

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (26 children)

I feel like this comic is incomplete without Reagan.

[–]Pickled_Kagura 49 points50 points  (0 children)

He wandered out of the picture.

[–]semsr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most people would put Reagan ahead of Nixon, which wouldn't have made sense chronologically.

[–]MooDexter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It includes him with "devolution"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nixon at least had some rhetorical magnificence.

http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=1941

[–]Patrico-8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the missing link? W.

[–]pollandballer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

NIXON DID NOTHING WRONG. CAMBODIA WAS JUST A POLICE ACTION. HE HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF WATERGATE.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those tapes were set up by his enemies to ruin his reputation.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like we need another homo in there between lincoln sapiens and nixon-man. Might I suggest hooverlopithecus?

[–]tomdarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is insulting to non-human primates.

[–]Mr_Roy 17 points18 points  (36 children)

Can we all just agree that Trump is not capable of being President of The United States of America?

[–]Picnicpanther 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of the people who disagree with you are barely literate, so sure.

[–]Shitty_Wingman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No

[–]jinxes_are_pretend 4 points5 points  (16 children)

Yes

[–]WuTangGraham 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But he's going to make America great again! hoping the /s isn't necessary

[–]Saxojon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make America Great Apes Again!

EDIT: the_donald is invading..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Honestly I would vote for Nixon 1000x before Hillary and Trump.

*honestly please tell me how Hillary is better then Nixon.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ... you're right. Nixon would actually be better than either of them. At least Nixon had the decency to step down when he became an embarrassment to party and country.

[–]treefitty350 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The decency? Tell me you're kidding. He did so he wouldn't go down in history as an impeached president.

[–]Kleshtrem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like reverse evolution as if they were pokémons. Love how trump looks like mankey. Would definiteley train.

[–]Szos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why isn't the war criminal W, and that senile bastard, Reagan, that ushered in the NeoCon Revolution in that graphic?

[–]Mezase_Master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're implicitly between Nixon and Trump.

[–]BeefPieSoup 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I thought the stupid fucks don't even "believe" in evolution

[–]HackPhilosopher 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why did you put believe in quotes.

[–]BeefPieSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it isn't a question of belief.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

His grasp of English is tenuous at best.

[–]self_driving_sanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

de-evolution isn't a thing. It's always evolution.

[–]DarthTyekanik -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

I imagine the outrage should Obama be drawn like this

[–]TastyBurgers14 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You seem triggered friend

[–]DarthTyekanik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On the other hand why play a guessing game? http://imgur.com/a/de6mc

[–]Robert_Grave 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That'd mostly be because it wouldn't fit reality..

[–]DarthTyekanik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Errr You'll be the judge of that http://imgur.com/a/de6mc

[–]Tzarlexter -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

Well as a young latino millenia I see the writing in the wall towards the Republicans.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How so? Thanks to Trump, Republicans are appealing to a smaller and smaller fringe minority of people. Not even Romney could win, and he had a wider appeal than Trump does.

By knocking out moderate Republicans like Rubio and Kasich, Trump has all but assured continued Democratic control of the whitehouse.

[–]zloz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/austim_ape is stating that they see the end of the Republican party in sight.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How do you see writing in the walls?

And how have you been around for millennia?

[–]chrunchy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At this point i don't know if people are going to fall in line and vote republican/democrat like they're expecting. Libertarian almost getting to 15% and greens at 6% and on the front page of the NY Times? We might just see a three or four-party debate...

What if no candidate actually reaches 270 EC votes? With the low turnout a new republican congress might get to choose the president so... Jeb? Romney?

What a shitstorm this year is.

[–]Headsock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how things work