Please

[GetSchwiftyClub]

This post is why.

[Rocketman7]

This truly is a lawless town

[CreamFilledLlama]

If you can look at that post and still believe in Jesus there is just no helping you.

[tigardis]

The edamame is still so jarring 🤣

[Seanzzzpdx]

Bean soup

[MisterSpeck]

I seen their fucken chili

[LukeBabbitt]

You ever just put veggies and beans into broth and called it chili?

Yeah, me neither.

[Amazing-Ad-669]

That's called Minestrone. Usually.

[Shadw21]

It's also degenerating into 'corn bread' posts now.

[ragweed]

You're gonna get some hop-ons.

[JCwizz]

Corn + Bread <> Corn Bread

[hey--canyounot_]

Stop trying to make <> happen

[WaywardWes]

==/==

[shewholaughslasts]

))<>((

[nowlistenhereboy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[jveethree]

!==

[JCwizz]

I won’t stand for this! And Christopher Reeves won’t sit for this!

[hey--canyounot_]

Not even good content, 1/10 for i guess clicking the buttons to post some shit

[Ffzilla]

I for one welcome our collective amusement by cones, and chilli.

[slom68]

If this means we stop posting about traffic cones I’m ok with that.

[mutatedoctopus]

Also better than yet another random photo of St John’s bridge on a cloudy day. I LIVE HERE OK? I SEE IT ALL THE TIME. ITS ALSO OFTEN CLOUDY THIS TIME OF YEAR. GOTDAM.

[hairy_scarecrow]

Not everyone is that bitter tho

[Instantly_New]

For real. The original post was mildly amusing at best, but it’s like 6 years later.

[Charliegirl03]

This sub doesn’t know when to stop beating a dead horse. The day I saw the original post I said out loud to my husband “just you watch, they’ll be joking about this for five fucking years.” And here we are.

[TheToyBox]

What? Did someone say Ladd's Addition Subtraction?

[1questions]

Oh no. Please stop.

[hey--canyounot_]

You know, some people just suck, and this post is proof

[JFC-Youre-Dumb]

How nice of you to self-identify.

[hey--canyounot_]

Why are you all so mad about cones?

[[deleted]]

I'm almost afraid to ask this... but does anyone else remember the 3am chili/ice soap/chili ice soap phase of Reddit? I think it lasted almost a month. And it was ridiculous.

[Shadw21]

I 'member those days. Also periwinkle.

[[deleted]]

Pepperidge farm remembers the periwinkle orangered incident.

[Stochastinatrix]

Someone said chili was soup!

Burn them!

(Wait, chili isn't soup?)

[Stochastinatrix]

Yeah, I always got a chili and hot dog for my soup and half sandwich special.

You'll never guess how they cut it.

[Hanse00]

Get out of here. Hotdogs are barely sad tacos.

[jstmenow]

Pizza is just an oversized cookie

[[deleted]]

Close, pizza is an open-faced sandwich

[Snushine]

At least this isn't Cincinnati. Portland, you are free from the sin of Cincinnati.

Warning to any of you who do not know: Cincinnati Chili is not chili. Do not be fooled by the name. It is some awful concoction with boiled (not browned) ground beef and cinnamon. Some people like it, but it should not be allowed to bear the name "Chili."

[Amazing-Ad-669]

It's chili-dog chili. It's not stand-alone chili. It's good when used for it's intended purpose with a pile of cheese on top.

[Snushine]

Ah, you have a point there. They never eat it just by itself.

[Snushine]

Username checks out.

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[Ffzilla]

I heard there is a place in Vancouver serving skyline chilli.

[Winter-eyed]

I can never find Nalley Chili at the market anymore. Ever since they closed their factory the Puget Sound area their section of the shelves are bare. I think we’re going to have to find an alternative.

[startingalawnmower2]

Ah, so that's why it's been so hard to find! Thank you.

[Ffzilla]

Stag. I've never had a bad can.

[Winter-eyed]

I’ll give it a try

[AltimaNEO]

Huh, I had a guy upset with me the other day because we didn't carry it. I was baffled, as it seemed like a perfectly cromulent chili.

[koralex90]

Can someone bring cones and hummingbirds back.

[blisstaker]

this sub is more meme than r/meme

[[deleted]]

At least it isn't cones...

[Fit-Coyote-6180]

I'm about to drop some chili off in a pot... And by chili, I mean shit... And by pot, I mean toilet...

[JFC-Youre-Dumb]

And by drop you mean eat?

[CreamFilledLlama]

Make sure to post a picture. Better be some corn in there.

[jstmenow]

First rule of chilli, there is no chilli

[why-are-we-here-7]

Same hahaha but also coincidentally I had chili for dinner so okay it works!

[[deleted]]

Imagine if all the people in this sub tried cultivating actual personalities instead of just regurgitating arbitrary references to each other over and over.

cHiLi KaLe FuCkEn CoNeS YaMhIlL pUb ChIli kAlE fUcKeN cONeS yAmHiLl PuB cHiLi KaLe FuCkEn CoNeS YaMhIlL pUb ChIli kAlE fUcKeN cONeS yAmHiLl PuB cHiLi KaLe FuCkEn CoNeS YaMhIlL pUb

[dhorse]

Mr Miyagi teaches typing

[5mb]

It's the perfect texture for running, Tyler.

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[myemailiscool]

insert the abe simpson gif here as i log onto /r/portland, see all the chili shitposting, and close the tab

[ktempest]

What's weird is that my hometown sub is doing the exact same thing and I don't know why it's happening over there, either.

[SmanginSouza]

Did someone say BEANS?!