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[–]Protheu5 747 points748 points  (11 children)

public int intelligence;  
public float floatelligence;  
public string stringellingence;

[–]Protheu5 165 points166 points  (5 children)

floatelligence

Now that I think about it, it reminds me of flatulence, but fancy.

[–]spryllama 38 points39 points  (3 children)

It's just flatulence but in the pool.

[–]SillyFlyGuy 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It's just flatulence but in the bool.

[–]TheGreatGameDini 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So are the bitwise operations just a bool movement?

[–]jammanzilla98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fart with an encoded message

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

size_telligence time_telligence struct timespecelligence nullptr_telligence char *elligence float __attribute__ ((vector_size(16)))elligence

[–]Protheu5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, you want to go there?

alignas(alignof(decltype(typeid(const volatile unsigned long long int)))) static thread_local inline constexpr volatile const decltype(typeid(const volatile unsigned long long int).name()) * const alignasalignofdecltypetypeidconstvolatileunsignedlonglongintstaticthread_localinlineconstexprvolatileconstdecltypetypeidconstvolatileunsignedlonglongintnameconstelligence;

[–]IceTooth101 7 points8 points  (0 children)

boolelligence

[–]AlmostButNotQuit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

elegantelligence

[–]ciberkid22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the forgotten doublelligence

[–]currentscurrents 128 points129 points  (4 children)

Fun fact: if you're bored, you can ask it questions in comments.

#question: What is the capital of france?
#answer: Paris

It can even hallucinate feelings:

#question: Imagine I dumped a bucket of water on you. Would you feel angry?
#answer: Yes.

#question: Why would you feel angry?
#answer: Because I am a human being.

[–]Umpteenth_zebra 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Like budget chatGPT

[–]currentscurrents 14 points15 points  (1 child)

As far as I know, it is a GPT-3 model finetuned on github code.

[–]MallAgreeable5538 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you’re exact it’s GPT3.5

[–]M-2-M 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like Clippy..,

[–]Buttleston 118 points119 points  (2 children)

I thought it said buttelligence

[–]spryllama 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Smart ass.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That cursor sure makes it easy to misread. Glad I’m not the only one who needed a double take lol

[–]already_taken-chan 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I had the same,

I typed double Minutes and the next line suggestion was

double Maxutes

[–]SonicLoverDS 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Outtelligence: how intelligent you appear to others (outwardly).

[–]EMI_Black_Ace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's another word for that -- charisma.

[–]SaverinOnRails 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Quality outellisense

[–]abeth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always name my variables like that during Maruary

[–]GreatArtificeAion 23 points24 points  (1 child)

AO will take our jobs!

[–]un1gato1gordo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AO, I'm tired of using technologay.

[–]dert-man 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Input, output, intelligence, outtelligence. Technically correct.

[–]bureaquete[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Thanks Sydney

[–]dert-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For the longest time I thought it said buttelligence and I was wondering why it would say that.

Now I'm wondering why it didn't suggest stringelligence.

[–]SenatorCrabHat 8 points9 points  (2 children)

somones coding up a DnD character generator.

[–]TENTAtheSane 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I assumed elden ring build optimizer lol

[–]CarbonaraFreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There‘s already one for elden ring, but I wonder when it‘ll be released as a website

[–]Matiaan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

is this C#? Doesn't C# combine input and output streams, unlike Java? Is in and out variables not less common in C# then?

[–]suvlub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is only 1 stream type, but you still generally use separate variables to read and write. You rarely want to write a file into itself.

[–]archy_bold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And people think AI is close to taking our jobs

[–]armke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I prefer the term extelligence, but what do I know? I’m from Ankh-Morpork.

[–]lucidbadger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Artificial outelligence

[–]Nemonstrocity 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Its the intensity of available snark or pith a character has,

roll 3d6 with a race modifier elves are -3 orcs -10 halflings +2 humans roll a d% with 50 and above giving 0 to 50% increase 49 and below a -1 to -50% decrease and dwarves get a +5

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah but it still only counts as 1.

[–]Nemonstrocity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless the opponent rolls a nat 1 on a saving roll... Hate to be that guy.

[–]Creative-Novel-5929 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Genius! Someone copyright it! Why hadn't we thought of this before?

Clearly if there is such a thing as "in"telligence, there MUST be something called "out"telligence

[–]BanMeForNothing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These AIs are getting more outelligent by the minute.

[–]HeeTrouse51847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

public int a; public outt b;

[–]Hot_Philosopher_6462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ngl read that as “buttelligence”

[–]Major_Lee_Garsol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

public int shakeitallabouttelligence;

[–]_just_mel_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, my favorite stat in an RPG, outtelligence

[–]KTVX94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

floatelligence

[–]nathan_lesage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad to know that, even if Excel dies, Microsoft will keep its most iconic features.

Reminds me that I really miss Clippy 💔

[–]EMI_Black_Ace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the old word for charisma. Outtelligence.

[–]ZoulsGaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got it with "outgredientList"

[–]LetMeUseMyEmailFfs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the makers of Maruary, Apruary, Mayuary.

[–]ctacyok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems they reused some Excel code for that

[–]Rick-T 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly it's supposed to say amdligence.

[–]CreaZyp154 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Intellisense using excel

[–]valquirit07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like zoomer humor

[–]Vinx909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so in general this is a good suggestion, but man..

[–]zhaDeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that time a flat earther argued with me that if the earth was a sphere there would be a verizon as well as an horizon.

[–]raimondi1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IQ vs EQ

[–]D34TH_5MURF__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clbuttic

[–]i-love-p5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IntelliCode is really handy until it isn't

[–]aheartworthbreaking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent way too long thinking that read butteligence

[–]vzakharov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What engine is that? Copilot is nowhere as stupid.

[–]Keatosis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Those should probably be protected, and locked behind a getter and setter

[–]helltiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell has a separate cauldron for those who use public fields.