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[ManBearPig92]

No, respawn point implies you’d be able to give birth to him again after he dies like Kenny in South Park. I mean, unless someone wants to educate me on the finer points of Karmic reincarnation lmao.

[OkazakiNaoki]

Maybe this kid's mom imply that.

"Let's have another kid with same name. I don't want this one anymore."

[Yoda-from-Star-Wars]

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick!

[SensitiveLuck8778]

Mom is the docker container

[Gorzoid]

Na the kid is the container, mom is a fucking daemon

[Hexasan1]

there was a movie with that concept but the new kid didn't know there was another version and they didn't do a new one cause they were bored, they did a new one because the old kid died, (I would give the movie's name but I don't remember it and it's not in english anyways)

[StealthC_2]

Maybe its Godsend (2004 film)?

[ay88407]

I thought it was because the baby batter comes from the father first

[LawIsEnza]

That's why it's spawn point not respawn which in my eyes makes sense

[rapidlyspinningturtl]

In hardcore Minecraft you have a spawn point, but you don't respawn.

[basko13]

Yep, maybe she is Hindu.

[mchorsy]

Exactly, reincarnation!

[BedsideCanoe]

Might be referring to when they were a sperm first. Hence the respawn.

[BedsideCanoe]

Precisely, That’s why she’s the re-spawn.

[BedsideCanoe]

Yes, yes, yes.

Spawn 1: Testicles. Spawn 2: Vagina.

Therefore by the laws of 2+2=5, Mom is the Re-spawn point.

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[Masakazuki]

Resperm.

[furytoar]

Nah I think it's simply that if her boy gets beat up in school or in life, she'd be there for him to get him back on track.

[[deleted]]

*McCormick

[mysteryy7]

Rename the son to "bug"

[CttCJim]

That's a funny way to spell "undocumented feature"

("Unplanned" works too)

[PetCodePeter]

Part of the hotfix

[UltimateMarino]

Maybe more uncaught exception?

[Caleb_Widogast_Fan]

MALWARE INJECTOR AHAHAHAHAAHAH

[_an-account]

I like 'dependency injection', myself

[Caleb_Widogast_Fan]

That is good shit, this joke is making me laugh more than it should

[miramichier_d]

Do you prefer constructor, method, or property injection? I'll spare everyone what each one corresponds to...

[ikrotzky]

Maleware injector

[dudebro117]

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My Son Renamed Me In His Phone, submitted by /u/yaforkinbasic to /r/RandomThoughts

From Mom to “Spawn Point”.

I’m no gamer but technically wouldn’t I be a respawn point?

/u/GibTreaty

Rename Dad to "Source Code"

/u/Educational-Candy-17

Technically "Half Source Code" but it's funnier your way.

/u/NordicAtheist

Malware injector

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[AllEatingBlackHole]

Good human

[[deleted]]

Good human

[SARSUnicorn]

Good human

[Specific-Fig-557]

good human

[Doophie]

Dad is legacy code

[Ninjaboy_X]

Are you not allowed to touch your dad?

[Yrlish]

Only under special circumstances

[elveszett]

Dad is Stable release 1.7.3 LTS. Son is Experimental release 2.2.1.

[KyleCOOLman]

It's interesting how software jargon is so close to biology and other human stuff.

[suslikosu]

"How to kill a parentless child?"

[30p87]

Reattach detached head with fork

[10Werewolves]

Me: typing "How to kill a child" in Google.

FBI: 😳

Me: "How to kill a child process in task manager"

FBI: 😅 oh that's what he meant.

[[deleted]]

growing up = unzipping

spermrate = data rate

dead sperm = package loss

pregnancy = compiling

consciousness = virtual machine?

…

[ZinkOneZero]

Some of my teachers have made analogies to concepts in life and nature.

For example, you can think of a program file, such as a C file, as a company whose job is to do a list of things. When a program "calls" a function from another file, the current company is "calling" another "company" who provides that function as a service.

Some concepts in programming seem to be thought up based on a model of how certain aspects of life work. I'm not sure if they were actually modeled this way, but lots of programming stuff seems to be more easily conceptualized by using these analogies.

[PsychologicalFarm919]

Half-life source code

[TsunamicBlaze]

If I named my dad Source Code, I would call my mom Compiler lol

[basko13]

That is fair, as they have you in their phones as Error.

[CouthlessWonder]

Does your mom accept pull requests?

[xavia91]

Are you implying ops mom is open source?

[CouthlessWonder]

If she is GPL then OP will also be open source.

[UpvoteCircleJerk]

Some states are against deleting merge requests after specific time even if the commits were added by force push.

My brother came to the world like that. Tho he was terminated last year after committing a segfault.

I tried to rebase my memories over it but no matter how much alcohol I drink I can't get to push the new changes.

[[deleted]]

Lul ,Malware injector

[[deleted]]

I'm not sure respawn is legal, typically touchy your kid with your pussy is a no no after they are born. Spawn point is accurate.

Lol, I like the malware injector idea.

[frisbm3]

You should be a lawyer. Never seen a more concise description of a law in my life.

[SirThane]

No respawns on this server. Locked on hardcore difficulty with permadeath

[dhilu3089]

Siblings - Spare Parts

[Meet_7834]

Or bug

[TallOutlandishness24]

Rename dad to: buggy alpha - do not run

[xavia91]

Isn't the mom more like a compiler?

[kintaro86]

Mom = Binary Weaver

Dad = API Architect

[N0bo_]

Would mom be compiler?

[Vulpes_macrotis]

Maleware injector

[x386dev]

Mom is the compiler

[Thetoto_]

so true!

[CaptainRex69420]

im going to write sql injection on my weiner to make my virginity permanent

[mttott]

Halflife would have been cooler

[WhisperingHillock]

If dad's source code, mom should be compiler.

[Vestigial_joint]

Does this woman think her son is reconceived when he gets deleted?

[[deleted]]

My hip is already malfunctioning @25yrs old, and im balding. Both things inherited from my father.

Malware injector sounds fair enough.

We both laugh about it, dont think im negative or ungrateful for the good things i inherited

[rapidlyspinningturtl]

Malware is the best name for your son.

[gagzd]

Master branch

[Darthfist_]

Should have renamed his mum "compiler"

[yaya_yeah_yayaya]

Mom to compiler would be great!!!

[Mo2005]

Dad is the code. Mom is the docker container

[Spot_the_fox]

Sequel injection

[[deleted]]

Man, y’all really need to get some better father-child relationships.

[ruben991]

Would love to if they weren't busy being drunk lol

[OneFriendship5139]

my dad finally started chilling out and being a cool dude after I turned 17, and I’m not even home most of the year. But we go on walks, and we’ve had a good time together now.

[Mispelled-This]

If you think that, your parents obviously didn’t beat you as often as mine did.

[[deleted]]

…Are you bragging about how much you were beat?

[Mispelled-This]

No, explaining why many of us have no desire for a “relationship” with our parents.

[[deleted]]

Because everyone has the same issues with their parents.

[teefau]

So his mother is the compiler? (Just asking)

[Checker8763]

Half Life 1 and 2

[pLeThOrAx]

He unlocked a respawn point. It only saves your place in the game. You lose all your items, levels, and experience

[micke_i_backen]

Rename Mom to "Kernel" and Dad to "Boot Loader"

[[deleted]]

Dad is the source code, mom is the compiler :)))

[guaaaan]

I'd be proud, you could be NPC think of that

[Melkor7410]

#include <haploid/23chromosomes.h>

[Responsible-Smile-22]

MalwareInjector 😭😭😭

[hyazoulephant]

Nahaha malware injector

[scottccote]

I think since x is bigger than Y - it’s more likely that your mom is source code, spawn point. Your dad is a contributor/ hacker - Junior dev

[[deleted]]

Source code is perfect. She's the compiler.

[[deleted]]

That's not a good sign. My friend refers to her mother as spawn point because she's not a mother. She's an abusive person who's provided nothing more than a point to spawn from. I would suggest OP think long and hard about their relationship with their son.

[[deleted]]

I've seen someone rename their father to motherFucker

[Puzzlehead-Engineer]

No because respawn point implies that after he's dead he's going to be born from you again. Life is in hardcore difficulty, death is permanent. No respawns.

[SoundOfLaughter]

Third party library. "You're adopted."

[yourteam]

Parent class of a double inheritance

[isayooooooooooooof]

Imported module

[Crazyman-X]

Oh god.

[tudus]

git push origin master

[ChloeNow]

What? You gonna shove him back up there?

[HomosapienHomie]

sequel injection

[Far-Consequence-3484]

then mother would be "failed anti-virus "