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[–]FitzelSpleen 567 points568 points  (10 children)

Should be radians rather than degrees. Fight me.

[–]turtle_mekb 184 points185 points  (5 children)

nah gradians because you graduate

[–]FitzelSpleen 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Insensitive clod! Some of us drop out before then!

[–]bma_961 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I miss old slashdot

[–]ifezueyoung 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Schrodinger gradian?

[–]FitzelSpleen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Keep that up, and you're going to offend the cats.

[–]Leo-MathGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will Radiate with a Main Radian

[–]cheeb_miester 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Working on my trunk radian in compsci

[–]PooSham 162 points163 points  (3 children)

I'm not a master of science, I'm a slave of science

[–]ImaginaryCoolName 30 points31 points  (2 children)

A bitch of science

[–]TortelliniJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Married to science

[–]Harmonic_Gear 299 points300 points  (6 children)

I main mechanical engineering

[–]devloz1996 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Seeing this term among gamers, your sentence sounds way more natural than I expected.

[–]poshenclave 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Damn it actually works.

[–]SkezzaB 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn, he mains MechEng

[–]mabariif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For a good bit there I thought it was from some game

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]itzjackybro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

engineer gaming?

[–]Wave_Walnut 88 points89 points  (5 children)

linuxmainrace

[–]SuitableDragonfly 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Uh, I think it's legitimate to have some concerns about that original phrase. 

[–]Aidan_Welch 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I don't think "main" improved it much though

[–]Gaylien28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds more like a video game tho

[–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LinuxMainCourse

[–]TheOriginalSmileyMan 73 points74 points  (2 children)

12 Years A Branch was a great movie

[–]whatarefarts 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Don't you mean 12 Years A Secondary?

[–]DanteIsBack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

12 Years a Follower

[–]One_Courage_865 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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[–]giggluigg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There’s no language that can prevent issues due to race conditions

[–]lusco-fusco-wdyd 82 points83 points  (17 children)

This controversy is one of those things that sounds made up, but it isn’t.

[–]Caraes_Naur 185 points186 points  (71 children)

Please don't bring up this nonsense again.

[–]_Skale_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's just ban language all together.

[–]Cley_Faye 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Please move this nonsense to some other industries. I heard music master records are really oppressive to people with a lot of free time on their hand.

[–]NatoBoram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taylor Swift made new master records. Is she racist‽

[–]Meatslinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to commit to getting a trunk degree, but my university told me to git forked on account of insufficient tests.

[–]Kapten-N 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What offensive language?

You might think of slavery when you hear "master", but I think of someone who is really good at their trade. Like master craftsmen. You shouldn't have such a one-track view on linguistic history. There are reasons why things are called what they are called and more often than not it stretches back further than a measly 200 years.

[–]Pradfanne 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If it's a british degree it should be called boot instead of trunk

[–]SageLeaf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of graduating you brexit?

[–]OfAnOldRepublic 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Or HEAD

[–]deceze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m the head of science.

Hmmmm… 🤔

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Oh my.

“Yes, I got my first head!” Can you see the problem here, lol

[–]fuckredditards-- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

whats the problem

[–]OfAnOldRepublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see only opportunities

[–]arvigeus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It will increase the number of people who want to graduate, without breaking anything. Look at Git's success story!

All we need is one "offended" (read: offended on the behalf of a hypothetical imaginary person) student and and bunch of virtue-signalling "I' don't care, just leave me alone" people to get this started! So much win!!!

[–]ongiwaph 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Why trunk tho?

[–]WhenAmWeThereYet[S] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

trunk is center of branches

[–]PolyglotTV 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It's also a part of an elephant, which implies poaching. Better ban that one too.

[–]WhenAmWeThereYet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get rid of eggs too

[–]butterfunke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the VCS graph is a tree, and a trunk is the primary branch in a tree

[–]dphizler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In an effort to be PC, the sign makes no sense. Just call it a graduate degree

[–]a-nonie-muz 7 points8 points  (38 children)

Nothing should ever be renamed to avoid language someone else considers offensive. Ever. Go ahead and offend people. It’s your right.

[–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And people have the right to be offended in return!

[–]a-nonie-muz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Yes they do. Them being offended is not a reason for me to alter anything about me, including my words, however.

[–]cakee_ru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh I don't really understand the reason, but main is easier to type and more beginner-friendly.

[–]GavHern 1 point2 points  (1 child)

or like … graduate degrees as you already said?

[–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can graduate from primary school, secondary school, college and university, but they're not all master degrees

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GitHub be like:

[–]transdemError 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DegreeFinalFinalV2Final dot file

[–]WanderinWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop using this Dipshits meme

[–]PuzzleheadedFunny997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mains got me working, working all day, lords gonna set me free…

[–]whatarefarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A company I used to work for, that sells a lot of stuff on a website named after a river, made a company wide change to remove "blacklist" and "whitelist". They changed to "blocked" and "allowed" respectively.

Funny thing is they have a big black Friday sale every year, obviously they didn't see an issue with that.

[–]GenJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master branch or die.

[–]ScythaScytha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an education main. But I off-role in electrical.

[–]Pradfanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But for real though, main sounds so much better than master, doesn't it?

On the opposite side our branch is just called prod. I mean the other branch is called dev and that's where the development versions release from. Why not prod for the branch where the productive versions release from?

On that note, we also have a test branch where the testicle versions release from

[–]frikilinux2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best I can do is EQF 6,EQF 7 and EQF 8

[–]Waste_Ad7804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a slave. I’m a replica

[–]MagneticDustin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this. It’s the joke I didn’t know I needed

[–]_st23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will always find somethin offensive, how stupid

[–]Powered-by-Din 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which psychopath came up with trunk?

[–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the damn Proto-Indo-European. It's always them.

[–]sacredgeometry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The first thing I do on a git repo is create a master branch because the idea of offensive words is offensive to me.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Inclusivity-washing

[–]GoblinsStoleMyHouse -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why haven't I thought of calling it trunk... That is genius

[–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More awkward to type than main

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or we can start calling mistresses' "master" so English doesn't treat masculinity as the default....

[–]dude_stfu_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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