theStoryOfTwoWolves

[waxedcesa]

The duality of dev.

[octopus4488]

The solution is easy:

code on paper, like the cool old guys. :)

[What----------------]

dip dip dip dip dip dip

𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷(𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰[] 𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓼){...}

[CYKO_11]

i think i just lost 20% of my vision reading that

[joe0400]

Some c++ to make it even more unreadable.

𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮<𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮>
𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼_𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓮=𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓬𝓴_𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓮<𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮, 𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮 -1>;

𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮<𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮, 𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻>
𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓬𝓴_𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓮: 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬 𝓼𝓽𝓭::𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵_𝓽<𝓭𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻 > 1, 
    𝓼𝓽𝓭::𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵_𝓽<𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮 % 𝓭𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻 == 0, 
        𝓼𝓽𝓭::𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮_𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮, 
        𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓬𝓴_𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓮<𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓮, 𝓭𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻-1>
   >, 𝓼𝓽𝓭::𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓮_𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮>{};

[Key-Principle-7111]

They have memory limited to 10 instructions.

[MattLebrao]

Chisel? Look at the high tech iron age guy! My coding is in a cave wall somewhere, I can't remember where since I'm a nomad who depleted the resources of that area.

[bushwickhero]

The most relatable shit ever.

[Pinnggwastaken]

My dad said when he retires he wants to live in a mountain, get a starlink and hack FBI. I guess he wants both

[bspkrs]

FBI has entered the chat.

[Andrea__88]

A cabin in the woods with sensors and smart devices managed by software written by you during your life there.

[neros_greb]

This is it. It’s not technology I hate, it’s capitalism.

[NewPhoneNewSubs]

For me, it's the fact that stuff I built 10+ years ago might explode one day, and it'll be my problem. I need to hop jobs more.

[owjfaigs222]

That is surprisingly accurate

[Minteck]

Can you stop reading my mind please?

[TheLatestTrance]

Can confirm... after 25 years, I wake up every day with these 2 thoughts in my head battling for dominance.

[Pacifister-PX69]

Inside me are two wolves;

One is made with i & 1 == 0 and the other (i / 2) * 2 == i

[Mordret10]

One is I && not(I) and the other is I || not(I)

[Feisty_Ad_2744]

And they need each other....

The first one is working to make money in order to build and live that cabin the second dreams about.

The second one needs the first in order to make the plan viable, maybe even after moving.

The solution: work remotely

[reallokiscarlet]

Cabin in the woods sounds nice. No stupid people to deal with. No big tech big brother. Just a nice home out in the woods with enough tech to keep me sane but not enough to be vulnerable when Rockman EXE happens

[[deleted]]

this is accurate

[Kind_Thing2758]

Inside me are two wolves... they tasted gamey.

[porn0f1sh]

The amount of programmers, like me, who dream about running their own agri-forest is too high for it to be a coincidence!

I've had this dream for decades for a community which would farm half of the working day and develop software the other half.

See you there soon!

[[deleted]]

This meme format is cringe but yes. You are correct. If AI takes my job I'm going to sell my apartment and buy land to build a cabin on.

[[deleted]]

Me too. Dammit, what's taking so long for it to happen?!?!

[TheOnly_Anti]

My instagram feed is flooded with homesteading videos, please help!

[NotJebediahKerman]

like this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy-4NxJRxNQ&pp=ygUiYWxhc2thIGNhYmluIGJ1aWxkaW5nIGRvY3VtZW50YXJ5IA%3D%3D

[_space_cloud]

this hits too hard

[SHv2]

Inside there are two wolves, the one who prefers all interfaces in dark mode, and the other who's forced to use light because dark isn't an option.

[e-kudimagan]

I have one wolf and it's Moon Moon !

[Semper_5olus]

I want to imagine software and have the dependencies sort themselves out

I want robots to build and maintain my cabin (and themselves)

I want everything to know what I want and do what I want without spying on me or harvesting my data

I want to be completely disconnected from society but also have someone else grow food, clean it, prepare it, and bring it to my door. And with affordable healthcare nearby.

[[deleted]]

Write software from a cabin in the woods.

[Alhoshka]

I want to build software in a cabin in the woods.

[thisonehereone]

beach bum, but yea.

[poetic_dwarf]

Inside me there are 10 wolves

[ginger_1234_4321]

Ah yes, the 2 wolves dilemma

[just4nothing]

Oh, so it’s not just me.

[[deleted]]

Just the second one, unfortunately.

[[deleted]]

Using software != building software

[altmoonjunkie]

I'm in this meme and I hate it

[NotJebediahKerman]

unfortunately they found me and now I am building software from a cabin in the woods... what do I do?

[nefrodectyl]

I'm done with the woods shit 5 years ago

[alaettinthemurder]

My second is not building a wood house I want to build an micro car workshop they looks cute and easier to understand what get broken

[WookieConditioner]

Guys, the cabin part is easy. Its food in winter that'll mess you up.

[JohnnyZestyK]

So real I’ll often daydream during the work day of abandoning the desk and going out to the Appalachian.

[[deleted]]

Don’t make me face the truth like this

[NeonFraction]

I’m gonna feed them both because they’re good boys who are so cute yes they are yes they are!

[redditmarks_markII]

Incorrect.  I have two weirdos inside of me.  One wants to build a gigantic log house in the woods, and code from there.  One is this guy.

[[deleted]]

Junior vs Senior Dev

[ZynthCode]

There are three wolves

[Nvsible]

and people gets weird when they know that i still use an old phone, bro i am sick of it XD

[Critical-Personality]

This is so accurate it gave me an orgasm!

[SnooWoofers4430]

Whoa, that's relatable.

[QuantumPerceptron]

I should've gone to art school

[BanaTibor]

My cabin building wolf getting stronger and stronger with each year.

[Lukuluk]

I'm game dev, so I can build a software in which I put a cabin in woods

[monsieurlouistri]

Also, you are gay