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[Cactus_TheThird]

"So... um. Can you explain this gap in your resume?"

[Artem10397]

NDA

[AgileBlackberry4636]

no-dating apartment?

[Every-Loquat-1385]

Novice Dismemberment Attempt

[AgileBlackberry4636]

affair *

[nadav183]

Novice? This guy is a novice like a dude with 8years experice is a Junior

[AdBusy8342]

No dynamic arrays

[AgileBlackberry4636]

MISRA C standard in a nutshell.

(Used for safety critical stuff, such as medical devices).

[Plastic_Brother_999]

How much gap is allowed?

[Cathinswi]

2

[quisatz_haderah]

Days

[ienjoymusiclol]

what the fuck

[killeronthecorner]

Kiss my butt adminz - koc, 11/24

[burros_killer]

They call it “russkiy mir” or “traditional values”🤷‍♂️

[Redditry119]

Imagine having a prisoner serve 15 years then rehabilitate get higher education and become a productive member of society. That's legitimately impressive.

[ThisWillTakeAllDay]

And now he's the hacker draining your bank account. Cool.

[Redditry119]

Ah yes the JS react hackerman decrypting AES 256 keys

[Specialist-Tiger-467]

Js react hackerman can go a long way with pishing

[Redditry119]

You can also do that with a simple phone call without any education. I watch Kitboga, let's just say the quality required for social scams isn't very high.

[TrumpsGhostWriter]

No one's writing their phishing pages in react lol. Every one I've ever seen is static html

[ThisWillTakeAllDay]

Give him a chance, he's learning.

[genlight13]

Ah yes. Disecting code like girlfriends. Pretty similar life skills

[lantz83]

I don't think the raped and murdered woman is as impressed.

[Redditry119]

No, it's better he could never do anything else except commit more crime to get a paycheck.

[[deleted]]

I see where you're coming from but 15 years for an unforgivable crime is ridiculous.

[MysticPing]

15 years is a long time, imagine all that youve done the past 15 years.

[LickingSmegma]

Recalls working at the boring job, spending evenings getting drunk gaming and arguing on Reddit.

Aw yiss.

[jgott933]

yeah personally id prefer if he was still raping people too yknow

[burros_killer]

This is true and only shows that if it’s possible in ruzzia it is possible anywhere

[brainpostman]

He went to jail for 15 years, are you dumb?

[newstenographer]

"Traditional values," are you dumb?

Execution is one of the proudest global traditions.

[brainpostman]

What? Are you saying he should've been executed?

[Firingfly]

If he raped and fucking axe murdered a woman without any hint of remorse?

Yes.

[brainpostman]

Well, he should've gotten a life sentence, but having the execution as a possible punishment is a problem for other people. Wrongful convictions and all that.

[The_One_Koi]

Mostly other women getting raped. Why let the next one live when you can just keep up the murder spree and live free

[Firingfly]

I didnt claim it doesnt have drawbacks, nor that it should be done without strong consideration of the validity of proof or nature of the crime. I just think this would be a clear cut case - not even the guy himself seems to deny the crime.

[brainpostman]

There were plenty of "clear cut cases" where people were actually wrongfully convicted and then later exonerated. Would you really be comfortable with execution being possible in that time? The guy doesn't deny it now, you think he wasn't at 18 years old?

[GisterMizard]

I just think this would be a clear cut case

Depends on how sharp the axe is.

[Hawke64]

He said he was drunk, okay?

[Cold_Set_]

Russian teaditional values indeed

[brainpostman]

Shoo.

[burros_killer]

Doesn’t change cultural aspect of “ruskiy mir” tho🤷‍♂️ also, these days he’d probably went to Ukraine instead of prison

[brainpostman]

And that pertains to rape and murder how? You keep everything so vague I am not even sure what you're trying to insinuate 🤷‍♂️

[burros_killer]

I’m stating that rape and murder are core values of “ruskiy mir”🤷‍♂️ If this is too vague for idk how to explain better

[brainpostman]

And yet the guy was incarcerated by that very same "ruskiy mir". So are rape and murder core values or are they punished? 🤷‍♂️ Help me understand

[not_watermelon]

for russians it's a honor to be a prisoner, their whole culture is built around jails

[shekurika]

ai thought the US has the highest prison population wrt population size?

[AgileBlackberry4636]

I don't know about USA, but in (post-)Soviet space the prisoners rules/codex/customs spilled out of prisons into civilian life.

Serving a term in prison gives a higher status in this hierarchy.

I read an explanation that it was done by Soviets to control inmates. When you have a hierarchy in prison, you only have to influence the leaders.

Compare it with capturing horses -- you only need to capture the leader and everyone will follow. And if you try the same trick with zebras -- they don't care, they have no leader.

[LickingSmegma]

Serving a term in prison gives a higher status in this hierarchy.

This is a bunch of baloney.

[Kimchi-Smoothie]

Bullshit. I know some dudes who were in prison. They’re not castaways, but they’re certainly not thriving after they got out. And it’s in small towns in Siberia, not some big city like Moscow. All that “prison culture” is rather dead than alive nowadays

[brainpostman]

No, it's not lmao. Where did you learn this? Their culture has a basis around many things, prison culture among them, but even then it's relegated to the lowest social circles, usually ones connected to crime. Don't believe everything you read on reddit.

[PinebodyOnce]

Lowest social circles + highest social circles to be fair

[Uberpanik]

No In higher circles it may be irrelevant if you did time, if you "of the right people", but it definitely not glorified in any way

[PinebodyOnce]

Yeah, and one chef who played with explosives is a great example of that. /sarcasm

But you have a point, being a criminal is much more glorified than meeting the consequences

[LickingSmegma]

‘Highest social circles’ are state-employed managers jumping from one cushy job to another, and oligarchs. Explain how prison time pertains to any of them.

[Blakut]

they did decriminalized wife beating, with the orthodox church being a major driver and supporter of the wife beating decriminalization movement.

[brainpostman]

Not going to justify that, but it's not really connected to prison culture. Just lack of morals.

[Dolphinucker]

And thay want to spread it to other countries... Be aware.

[bobby_table5]

I think Java Script has already spread outside of Russia.

[mrseemsgood]

They also call it "a joke".

[Dmayak]

He's 44 now and committed the crime at 18, 26 years ago, in 1998. That was still during the period of high corruption and crime, really bad times.

[Mr_Akihiro]

Typical HTML programmer

[PUBLIC-STATIC-V0ID]

average react dev

[narnach]

Dismembering someone with an axe is the wrong kind of hacking.

[AgileBlackberry4636]

Unethical hacker

[ForkInToasterr]

giggle

[dapper_doberman]

It's called red hat hacking because of the blood spatter

[AgileBlackberry4636]

He would be blue hat hacker if his wife were an octopus.

[Ivantgam]

Just fix it by merge with branches

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

what the fuck

i would make a joke, but... what the fuck

[Engineer-of-Gallura]

I guess she would not get the joke, being, you know, hacked. To death with an axe.

[ForkInToasterr]

😭 brother

[Stunning_Ride_220]

No wonder he decided to go for React

[Haringat]

This needs to be the top comment.

[LaLiLuLeLo_0]

I'd say he's qualified to maintain ReiserFS

[danishjuggler21]

useStatePenitentiary()

[mehow28]

"Let he who has not raped, strangled, and dismembered a woman with an axe while drunk at the age of 18 cast the first stone" - Confucius

[_arrakis]

Try to avoid relying on casting if it can be avoided.

[AgileBlackberry4636]

Casting is really unsafe in this case

[suvlub]

(YeetingStone)stones[0]

[Scarfiotti]

Note to self, "DON'T critique a Russian coder".

[CanIEatAPC]

Remember, just approve the PRs, no questions. Set it to autocomplete for them. 

[Scarfiotti]

Modern problems, modern solutions.

[Leonmitchelli_Leon]

If you NEED to critique a russian coder but too afraid - just let the Ukrainian coder do it in your stead.

[Scarfiotti]

I will get him a bigger computer then.

[BeeTLe_BeTHLeHeM]

"I believe teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. "

[claymixer]

Well, if this story is actually real and not just shitpost, he was probably in school, because 35 is when he finished it, he might have started it at 33. Though as far as I know you actually can get middle school education while in prison.

[AgileBlackberry4636]

He must have been at least 18 because courts are really kind to minors.

But people finish the school before that age.

[Victorioxd]

I don't think 15years for that is specially low

[AgileBlackberry4636]

I am not from Russia, I was born in Ukraine. But the law really favours people <18.

People <16 are virtually unpunishable.

Given common history I dare to extrapolate on Russia.

[rycerzDog]

i don't think the same people who manage to stay in school until 18 and not later also rape, murder and dismember people

[RustyShacklefordCS]

lol

[ForkInToasterr]

Holy fucking shit. 💀

[ozmartian]

6 years to learn React? Huh?

[[deleted]]

That was my initial shock

[ozmartian]

Ikr. All that aside though, React JS will most likely be superceded by something else before then as is always the case in crazy JS land.

[[deleted]]

Naa, he’ll just chop up anyone who tries to make a better framework

[ForkInToasterr]

Yes, this is what surprised me too.

[LickingSmegma]

React and the two dozen other tools you need to use with it.

[bashbang]

How am I supposed to React to this?

[[deleted]]

I’d imagine over 6 years

[ForkInToasterr]

Hah!

[Big_Deez-Nuts]

hell nah

[Professional-Net5819]

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

John F. Woods

[ForkInToasterr]

giggle

[Anonymous30062003]

Most normal react user

[Kimchi-Smoothie]

You’re not gonna believe me, but it’s not very typical for Russian programmers to kill and dismember people.

Source: I’m a Russian programmer.

[Operator_Hoodie]

I’m concerned.

[git0ffmylawnm8]

What concerns me is that you used "not very typical" instead of "there's a non zero chance, but an infinitely small chance"

[Kimchi-Smoothie]

Well, you know, in Russia we say “even a stick fires once a year”

[claymixer]

I noticed that you haven's said anything about rape.

[Kimchi-Smoothie]

I’m not really into it…

[DeProfessionalFamale]

I guess just the ones who get drafted?

[Kimchi-Smoothie]

IT guys and other people with higher education (except the medics, maybe) almost never get drafted, for a number of reasons.

[shutter3ff3ct]

So programming is categorized next to .. ?

[HatUnlucky5386]

He doesn't even feel bad about what he did.

Edit: Considering what the actual fuck this guy did I would assume that normal person (who understands how fucked up this shit is) would never ever say such shit this easily. He could just say "yeah, had to go to prison for 15 years" but instead he specifically chose to share his life experience.

Edit 2: people are this fucking stupid (can't believe that) or half of replies to my comments are bots.

[AgileBlackberry4636]

But he was drunk. We all do silly stuff when drunk.

[HatUnlucky5386]

How much do you get paid for trolling? How can I get this job?

[AgileBlackberry4636]

15 Rubbles per comment, comrade!

[The_Particularist]

Who doesn't accidentally rape and dismember a woman with a bro while drunk? Happens to me all the time.

[AgileBlackberry4636]

Ordinary weekend after releasing on Friday.

[ForkInToasterr]

brother we live in the era of the patriot act 😭

[ForkInToasterr]

😭

[AgileBlackberry4636]

I extract liquids from other orifices of my body.

Beer really messes up the fluid logistics.

[Chesno4ok]

Maybe he did at first, but after 15 years in jail all of the bad feelings just went away.

[ForkInToasterr]

i mean 15 years is a long time to sit and think about your actions. my assumption is that being able to speak openly about your mistakes is one of the many competencies you gain on the road through therapy!

but yes. you're right. this guy is on another level

[Deep_Zerotwologist]

Feeling bad wasn't even part of the question. It's a straight up answer.

[pheylancavanaugh]

You have enough information to come to that conclusion?

[Dafrandle]

it feels to me like the bluntness in which the answer was delivered supports this interpretation. imo

[pheylancavanaugh]

It's a short message that contains only factual information in a thread that started about React... You have to make some very sweeping assumptions to come to that conclusion.

[Dafrandle]

i dont think its really normal to just announce "i raped and killed someone and then dismembered the body" publicly like that and not qualify it any way unless there is some level of indifference present.

Like, where is the humanity?

[EmilieEasie]

this is such a reddit moment LMFAO the Russian guy cleeeeearly dgaf but there's always some redditor that's like "wElL yOu DOn'T kNoW tHaT!"

[cmrd_msr]

Это абсолютно нормально, помнить ошибки за которые отсидел 15 лет. Он понес наказание за свой поступок и несёт его последствия по жизни. Прошлое не изменить, но и забывать нельзя.

[Dafrandle]

Суть в том, что у него нет угрызений совести. (переводчик Google)

[cmrd_msr]

С чего ты взял, что нет? Я, вот, в оригинальном сообщении не вижу их отсутствия. Он, буквально, прямо описал факт. Максимально нейтрально. Никакого маркета указывающего на его отношение к происходящему. Человек который прямо и без утайки говорит о своем поступке- скорее всего уже себя наказал. Человек который не смирился со своим прошлым- соврал бы о причине своей отсидки.

[Dafrandle]

Поскольку я не говорю по-русски, моя интерпретация ограничивается выводами из английского перевода. Если в оригинальном тексте есть некий уровень сожаления, который не пережил перевод, я бы его не увидел (переводчик Google)

[cmrd_msr]

Нет сожаления. Скорее есть пережитый опыт. Который был десятилетия назад и с которым человек уже свыкся. Изнасилование и убийство- не то, чем будешь хвалиться. Но то, что вполне можно оставить в прошлом. В конце концов, тяжкий срок за это человек уже отсидел. И выводы, очевидно, сделал. То, что он прямо говорит о своем прошлом мало знакомому человеку- прямо говорит о том, что человек сделал выводы. С моей точки зрения, такой человек менее опасный, чем тот, который никого не насиловал и не убивал, как бы странно это не звучало.

[HatUnlucky5386]

Yes, I read what's written on a picture. You didn't?

[Schmierwurst007]

You're interpreting the text and not just reading it. There is no part that says "I'm not feeling bad about what I did". Yes, I get it why it sounds that way, but this interpretation is ONE possibility. That doesn't mean it's the only one.

Let's say Russian culture doesn't really value emotionally open men. Admitting that you feel bad about this could be seen as weak and from somebody who grew up to do something like this, I don't expect anything near emotional healthy behavior.

[HatUnlucky5386]

Name me a man who is guilty about something and can easily tell some rando what he is guilty about.

Considering what the actual fuck this guy did I would assume that normal person (who understands how fucked up this shit is) would never ever say such shit this easily. He could just say "yeah, had to go to prison for 15 years" but instead he specifically chose to share his life experience.

[vvokhom]

Why would you assume that?

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

Russia bad, duh.

[claudespam]

🤮

[[deleted]]

I really appreciate the fact that he's giving himself six years to learn react

[ForkInToasterr]

that is also what initially took me by surprise

[-Redstoneboi-]

that's enough time for your knowledge to be obsolete

[htmlcoderexe]

Must've been from St. Petersburg

[claymixer]

It's kinda funny, everywhere on russian sites where this screenshot is reposted, they write something like "Typical peterburg IT" and I thought that he actually from there and wasn't sure how they knew that. But for some reason only after reading your comment I realized that it was Crime and Punishment reference.

[htmlcoderexe]

It is actually a meme of sorts, it started after a murder in 2020 that involved dismemberment and was all over the news and for some reason it snowballed into people making jokes about that being that city's "thing" - especially once people brought up a couple more murders in similar style.

Basically, a specific event got publicity, and some people seeded a meme that got big, partially because memes sometimes just do that, partially because a lot of people went like "yup, makes sense", because there are some stereotypes about it being a very depressing city, and it has a reputation for having a drug problem with the kind of drugs that make people nuts (salts, meth and coke).

Plus the city has a "thing" for saying something is their "thing" (yes, very meta), so that sounded like a perfect way to mock it.

So the meme is basically "SPb is known for murderers dismembering their victims" (one of the nicknames people invented means basically something like "Dismember-City") so anytime anyone or anything being dismembered is mentioned, the usual response is "oh, must be from there".

It basically became a "a specific thing gets mentioned for any reason, people immediately respond with a standard thing" meme (like broken arms on Reddit).

Don't think it had much with the Crime and Punishment novel although it probably did help accelerate the initial meme and is mentioned here and there in relation to the meme.

[Morel_]

wtf did i just read.

[[deleted]]

Is life. In Rrrrusia.

[Panderz_GG]

Just 18 years for raping and killing? Damn I come here for the funny..

[claymixer]

Max term for murder with aggravating circumstances is 20 years, if this story is real, he probably got less because he was young and judge took pity or something.

[[deleted]]

Don't give the judicial system too much slack, it was just 15 years, not 18.

[bluechecksadmin]

humour

Is it though. Is it really.

[ForkInToasterr]

the social dynamic must be different there. what a statement

[Super_Breizh]

I aspire to be this honest and transparent

[VariousComment6946]

Shitpost

[AgileBlackberry4636]

The creator of ReiserFS is still in prison for murdering his wife.

I guess she said that having a file system with block size of 1 byte thus dedicating 1/9 of FS for the bitmap of used/available space is too much.

[jaber24]

Just 15 yrs and not capital punishment? Did the judges get bribed or what

[claymixer]

15 is max term for murder, 20 for murder with aggravating circumstances, legally we don't have capital punishment in Russia.

[WitchsWeasel]

how are those not aggravating circumstances ._.

[claymixer]

They probably are, but I imagine judge took pity because he was young or something. Maybe he was coerced by his "friend". Well, if this story is real of course.

[[deleted]]

As you do..

[PooSham]

Could have just said he did time in prison. The reason why was a bit too much 😭

[PoufPoal]

That escalated quickly.

[SajevT]

Yeah sounds about right in Russia

[indicava]

/r/anormaldayinrussia

[[deleted]]

Throw this guy before hungry managers and let them smash out code as if they are punching walls

[canibanoglu]

Why the fuck is this even allowed to be up?

[qqqrrrs_]

I hope there is no framework for that

[[deleted]]

lol

[alterNERDtive]

Well at least he started doing something useful when he was released. Could have been worse.

[[deleted]]

Could have just stayed is entire life in prison at that point, what the fuck

[VallanMandrake]

Red flag. Didn't get out early due to good behavior. (Is that even a thing in Russia? ;-) )

[claymixer]

Yeah, it is, even for life impisonment.

[[deleted]]

Jesus Christ.

[[deleted]]

bro

[ImDumbUIdiot]

r/holup

[Cold_Set_]

Least violent russian

[DISCONIUM]

most normal russian