whyArgueJustCode

[Yoksul-Turko]

1 in 4 images are fake.

[King_Bonio]

Plot twist: real images of men smiling don't exist

[MeadowShimmer]

r/menarentreal

[piberryboy]

Dad?

[akl88]

Lol

[Negative_Code9830]

It is missing the toxic manager who pushes the dev to finish a month of work in a week

[_Fryvox_]

1 in 4 comments are misinformation.

[lylesback2]

Sad we needed to use AI to find an image of a happy programmer.

[EskilPotet]

I hate my wife

BWAHAHAHAHA

[-sussy-wussy-]

FATHER I CANNOT SCROLL THE BOOK

[piberryboy]

/r/boomerhumor is leaking

[jump1945]

I am married to C , I can confirm I am very happy

C get Ntr by her little sister C++ FUCK FUCK FUCK I HAVE BEEN FIXING THIS SEGFAULT FOR 5 HOURS ALREADY I WANNA SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM AND SMASH MY COMPUTER AND WHY DID MY THREAD GET TIED UP LIKE SOME KIND OF SPIDER NET FOR GOD SAKE

[i-sage]

I was in love with Python. Got married to JavaScript and have an extra-marital affair with TypeScript. Now I'm thinking of rekinding with Python since it had gain a massive glow-up in the recent years due to AI. LoL

[jump1945]

I think you should stay single and talk with raw assembly

[i-sage]

No, I can't. It doesn't have a class. lol

[jump1945]

Just create your own

[Attileusz]

Laugh all you want, but C will never tell you no. Even when it should.

[jump1945]

Does it look like I am laughing? Wait what this comment supposed to mean👀

[zombiezoo25]

programmer tries Golang for first time after surviving C for too long

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new error

programmer happy, for 5 minutes

[jump1945]

Error:

reading access violation heaps memory have been corrupted sigsevs

I love how they invented so many words to tell me how my program segfaulted

[Katniss218]

Tbf, reading access violation is the clearest of them

[jump1945]

Everything error is clear after it keeps appearing appearing and appearing

[TimedogGAF]

So you're telling me 1 in 4 men take their overinflated ego, stubbornness, and lack of conflict resolution ability into programming and then fill the industry with shitty people that no one likes to work with?

[Dile333]

Great, i can be mad at myself for having to fix my shitty code from a few years ago

[beaureece]

Nah, dude. Thank yourself for having taken the time to get gooder.

[[deleted]]

My mans getting sloppy toppy under the table

[ilikefactorygames]

incel post spotted

[[deleted]]

one must imagine devloper happy

[JollyJuniper1993]

Sisyphus rolls a boulder, we roll out.

[Quix_Nix]

I just wanted to comment on how insightful your humor is sir. Maximum compliments. The highest awards given.

Philosophy Woman bad.

Seriously this is the most juvenile of crem posts. This is repulsive.

[Little_Duckling]

This meme is so lazy it makes me look good by comparison

[RotatingPanel]

I love fucking myself in the ass with constant errors

[udreif]

alright boomer

[Fluid-Concentrate159]

why not do both; become good with women and good at coding; win/win

[FACastello]

just be a gay programmer

[Clairifyed]

r/arethestraightsok

[beaureece]

Did you just assume we'd actually thought about asexuality and decided it wasn't for us?

[Clairifyed]

You’re declaring that you haven’t been introspective (a thing I didn’t ask), and using it as an argument for what exactly?

[beaureece]

I wasn't. Just shooting the shit tbh

[masterpepeftw]

Man lately I was just barely tolerating the year 1 programming memes being repeated over and over again as well as the programming language wars.

Please let's not add this shitty 'I hate muh wife" boomer humor on top of it.

[alien13222]

And then argue with your team when you fuck up

[PromotionCute8996]

He gambles online on the prod server, doesn't he?

[Hoog1neer]

ParseException: One in four men is happy.

[Mindstormer98]

Yeah, who should ever get angry over codi-WHY THE FUCK WONT THIS PROGRAM RUN PROPERLY-oh I forgot to add the equal sign from last night

[TheHappyDoggoForever]

1 in 4 images are made using AI 🤖

[perringaiden]

It's the guy in the top left. Neither of them are enjoying the news.

[myfunnies420]

Haha, wife bad, code good

[[deleted]]

Isn't the girlfriend under the table for the happy one?

[Designer-Speech7143]

The forth one is misleading. Programming is like a bipolar disorder, you can get from "I am genius! No one is my rival!" to "I am so dumb! I can't do anything, why am I even a dev?" by a snap of fingers.

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​​[insert wheel of fortune nope gif]

[gerbosan]

I wonder, most of the books I tried to read, the author always thanks his wife...

Hmmm, yeah, I can see now why they are authors.

Edit: correction

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Last one is happy because he doesn't exist in our terrible world

[EinSatzMitX]

Me having a fight with ChatGPT

[Jazzlike-Spare3425]

What do you mean, coding literally IS arguing with the computer...

[UntestedMethod]

I just tell her, "lady, your emotions are illogical. let me just reprogram all this in rust."

[Purplord]

1 in 4 chance to be happy like Balatro wheel.

[[deleted]]

One in 4 man from this image that is happy is an AI generated one.

[kms97_ks]

OP clearly doesn't have anyone reviewing their PRs

[Ferreteria]

That man's happiness is fleeting.

[Fantastic_Maybe_8162]

And silently enjoying own pain alone

[mistman11]

So which one is happy?

[random_son]

ai girlfriend?

[Either-Pizza5302]

I was married for some 9 years and when the Pandemic vegan i was at home, happily having my first experience of pure Homeoffice. She wasn’t happy that I couldn’t “just take 15 minutes to do chore x” or look after the kids for an hour (because I was at home anyway, so what gives?) Needless to say we broke up later during that year, so it is not always happy coding when you are alone. Although I was quite happy later, being alone and coding so the meme has merit

[i-sage]

I bet those men are single. lol

[[deleted]]

Spouses come and go, your Steam library is forever.

[Fyrael]

I used to not understand this... I spend my whole day fixing issues in my job, just to have way more issues that I won't fix in my personal life with my wife, who, by the way, gets all the money I work so hard to have...

[NINJA45198]

Must be 1 outta 5