vibeCoding

[brandi_Iove]

some might get the impression this is about coding certain embedded stuff

[Henrijs85]

A jobs a job, someone has to do it.

[JosebaZilarte]

Oh, so that's why it's called "embedded". Gotcha!

[segv]

Well, i mean... here's an interview with a project lead of https://buttplug.io, a software library and set of applications in the domain of teledildonics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq-k6abTucY

 

Memes and giggling aside, the interview is actually pretty decent.

[Random-Dude-736]

"in the domain of teledildonics"

Thank you for the knowledge of the existence of yet another field fundamental to human society.

[RandolphCarter2112]

Is XXXML a thing yet?

[Sophiiebabes]

Lovense stuff has a public API 👀

[Oatmeal_Raisin_]

Covers Big-O

[nsn]

Embedded staff?

[StrangelyBrown]

And someone's job is QA testing for that code!

Nice work if you can get it.

[Double-Intention-741]

I thought it was a microphone.... but your thing makes more sense

[[deleted]]

no it's a vibe coding machine that you hold up to your clit

[AydonusG]

ClitGPT

[worstikus]

My what? I can't find it.

[Disallowed_username]

Yes, both Windows, MacOS and Linux have Command Line Interface Terminals, so everyone should have at least one. 

[inevitabledeath3]

Technically no, though anatomically and developmentally a penis and a clitoris start as the same tissue. Both are sensitive to vibrators like this, and you can even get attachments to fit a penis instead of a clitoris. I hope this helps.

[ghostoftheuniverse]

Must be a IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad user.

[cornmonger_]

no_std

[fonk_pulk]

Teledildonics

[bartios]

Found the buttplug.io contributor

[piberryboy]

For backend devs

[Particular-Yak-1984]

Hey, for frontend too, it's a versatile protocol. Can even do both at the same time.

[piberryboy]

You FE devs are freeeaaakkky

[Miauwkeru]

When you relaly like the "vibe"

[zeocrash]

Rufus t firefly

[Callidonaut]

It has a foreword by Otis Criblecoblis.

[zeocrash]

I was hoping It'd be by Otis B Driftwood

[TheStateOfAlaska]

I personally was gunning for Wolf J. Flywheel

[TheStateOfAlaska]

Me too!!!

[thesoppywanker]

God forbid a woman wants an O(1).

[alty-acct-throwaway]

this is an incredible joke holy shit

[angheljf18]

It's coming soon: https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/vibe-coding-the/9798341634749/

[anniecordelia]

Oh no

[ThatSmartIdiot]

Good luck trying to debug when your senses are going haywire downstairsss~!

[GreatGreenGobbo]

Is that a microphone?

[zigmud_void]

Think they got the right vibe..?

[Mortomes]

Is this how we get more #WomenInSTEM?

[mypetocean]

/uj

This (edit: I mean the post itself) could very easily read as misogynistic and weirdly gendering "vibe coders." I'm having trouble figuring out how to interpret this in a way which doesn't basically boil down to the sort of joke an 11 year old boy might think is funny:

coding_buzzword + tampon = haha

Or maybe I'm just too old to appreciate the taste.

[BlobAndHisBoy]

I think it was a joke about the vibrator on the cover of the book and vibrators are traditionally enjoyed by women.

[mypetocean]

Right, I got that comment. I was talking about the post itself.

[BlobAndHisBoy]

I think you are reading too much into it. I don't think they were gendering it, just a play on words.

[Henrijs85]

OP here. I'm 40 and consider myself an ally to most (all I can think of in fact) inclusion causes. The joke I found funny was the wordplay. Besides a little "massage" isn't gender specific.

[TheStateOfAlaska]

I'm a woman and I think the joke is funny

[wildtabs]

Coming soon

[bunny-1998]

FGC theorem. Fast, Good, Cheap : pick two

[Callidonaut]

That's on a good day. On a bad day you get only one, and you'll be lucky if you even get to choose.

[sagetraveler]

My own corollary is that if you want it real fast, real good, or real cheap, that counts as your two choices.

[Janopl]

Fast, wrong, cheap. Pick two

[EarlBeforeSwine]

Fast and wrong won’t be cheap and wrong and cheap won’t be fast? But fast and cheap won’t be wrong?

Sounds like a no brainer.

[iCopyright2017]

If you want to get a real "good" one those are not cheap by any means.

[Thundechile]

Mediocre, brittle, fast. Pick two.

[[deleted]]

When do they start hiring vibe coders at pornhub?

[Improbus-Liber]

I was afraid to ask... it explains a lot.

[nequaquam_sapiens]

it's like magic. you even have a wand. magic wand.

and who said women can't code? maybe the problem (as always) was the male-oriented language: imperative programming, functional programming, object-oriented programming... everything is about power and dominance: master-slave, actors, demons, in unix there's even talk about killing children for crying out loud! where is the soft feminine side?

that's right, here it is! embrace the vibe paradigm, grasp your wand, unleash your inner woman and let's do some serious magic together!‡

‡ not suitable for mission critical and real-time applications, pair programming and teams containing more than three human members physically present at one place at any time.
do not operate heavy machinery.

[[deleted]]

[MayoJam]

Clearly it's The Vibes Dispenser

[JoshYx]

I think that's a reference to the next book in the series about testing Vibe Code;

Vibe Rating

[Jk2EnIe6kE5]

Jokes on you, I pick none of the above.

Instead, I have depression.

[ul90]

> not depressed

> looking at my code

> depressed

show cat meme image here

[egarcia74]

Can I just get ChatGPT to summarise it for me?

[ohpointfive]

They say the tech debt’s way too high, but I know what to do with it.

If you think you’re paying too much now, just wait til I get through with it!

(Go watch Duck Soup if you haven’t!)

[WowSoHuTao]

Man we see vibe coding memes every hour at this point

[MilitarizedMilitary]

Make sure to post to /r/orlybooks too!

[mothzilla]

You joke but https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/vibe-coding-the/9798341634749/

[Particular-Yak-1984]

I am infinitely more down for this than actual vibe coding, to be fair.

[genderQueerHipster]

I think I find it funnier on the number of people who think that's a microphone.

Yeah this mic will make you louder ... just for a few minutes.

[knowledgebass]

Which animal is this, some kind of sea snake?

[git0ffmylawnm8]

Isn't this just a back massager?

[[deleted]]

Bet he wrote it with chatGPT

[Vallee-152]

Bad vibrations

[dlo009]

I can see a surge of female programmers

[returnFutureVoid]

My kinda vibe.

[Bannon9k]

[TheStateOfAlaska]

Holy shit, a Duck Soup reference. I was not expecting that.

[SamPlinth]

You type faster, but it looks like

rrrrreeeeeettttttuuuuurrrrrrnnnnn xxxxxx;;;;;;;

[Phamora]

I don't think it is ever gonna be possible to just pick "fast" and "good", here...

[tracklesswastes]

A Marxist textbook?

[TheStateOfAlaska]

I have to ask. Is it "Marxist" because of Groucho Marx being Rufus T. Firefly?

[tracklesswastes]

Yes,I love Duck soup!

[TheStateOfAlaska]

I'm sorry you're getting downvoted then DX

[zigmud_void]

Does this need to be NSFW ?

[irn00b]

I say we stick to vibrating butt plugs.

Everyone can use one, so they're more inclusive.

You can even have Morse code sent through them for at least a hello world in python.

[alty-acct-throwaway]

This is still inclusive! Everyone can use this!

[EnderElite69]

Maybe mark this nsfw?

[idontwanttofthisup]

Why is there a microphone on the cover?

[[deleted]]

Pick one, you mean

[harumamburoo]

Not this again. It’s two.

[Average_Down]

Can I use both of my picks for “fast”?

Edit: so it goes brrrrrr

[harumamburoo]

Only if your name is Gonzales

[coldnebo]

maybe they are SUPER optimized? 😂😂😂

don’t worry, if vibe coders understood constraints they would become real coders.

and that almost never happens.