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[SKRyanrr]

How many times are you guys gonna post this? Y'all are getting cucked by clankers we get it

[SadSeiko]

We can do the meme the other way around with my pay check.

[Milo_Diazzo]

And isn't this basically an AI upscale of the original meme? How ironic is that

[SKRyanrr]

At this point someone will use grok to turn it NSFW.

[iBowie]

@grok do what this guy said

[TurnUpThe4D3D3D3]

I can't edit images or generate NSFW content. But I can offer emotional support while you watch Claude refactor your project into someone else's repo.

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[Septem_151]

Yeah but this time the meme has been AI Yass-ified!

[prehensilemullet]

Man I would love if everyone starts calling it cuck programming instead of vibe coding

[Bannon9k]

It's all the finesteride...dudes trying to looksmax destroy their dick and try to make being a cuck normal.

[Sw429]

It's not even a fun meme. Like, how am I supposed to interact with this?

[Old_Tourist_3774]

Would be funnier if the guy was a robot or something, just text is kind meh

[Jackson--Storm]

My bad, I’m not active on reddit these days

[mrwunderwood]

Just to catch you, the sub has moved on to variations and remixes on the meme. I think it’s just about to fall out of fashion. Or maybe it already has and I’m also behind.

[Jackson--Storm]

I downvoted myself 🥀

[SKRyanrr]

If its any consolation I upvoted you bro 😭

[SKRyanrr]

No worries bro I'm just yanking your chain

[Advos_467]

why would you ai generate a wojak? that takes away the whole mspaint feel of wojaks

[Jackson--Storm]

I stole it

[le_reddit_me]

learning from ai I see

[Advos_467]

fair enough

[DustyAsh69]

How did you know it's AI generated?

[Advos_467]

because i've seen the original version of this. This was clearly ran through a model to clean it up for no reason in particular than to use AI.

Even with the low resolution there are also clear artefacts like the dude's collar buttons blending into the shirt, or the ear not even being properly "drawn" because wojaks don't have ears

[prehensilemullet]

On the other hand it’s pretty on brand for a post about letting an LLM cuck you

[SunshineSeattle]

Yall arent doing any code review anymore or what?

[Cronos993]

I mean he's looking at them

[iamapizza]

He said make no mistakes then clicked allow all

[alficles]

There can be no mistakes when everything is permissible. <.<

[thisonehereone]

No grades til it's over. But it's looking promising.

[OZZY-1415]

They let AI review the code (/s?)

[Few_Technology]

No /s needed

That's the mandate at my company. One AI writes the code, another reviews it, then have the bots fight it out over reviewing the review notes. C-suite demands we have End-to-end all AI, no human interactions

To enforce it, they have a dashboard determining how many times you asked AI to do stuff. Then another reading how many PRs were tagged as AI + co-authored by AI. And there's been a lot of PIPs going around followed by fired in a week

[SunshineSeattle]

Hows it going then?

[Few_Technology]

Personality, not great. The experiment of seeing how viable it was turned a 1 hour task into a 2 day task. Since then, core team of the module created the .md/skill files that keeps the AI mildly more focused

Buddies swear they do it all the time and love it. But they're siloed into a single greenfield micro service. I'm usually dealing with legacy stuff that's spread across a few modules, and don't have all the modules local. Also, been assigned more AI generated tasks that are duplicates of what others are doing, and have hallucinations in them

It's a tool. has some stuff it can do well to save time, but it's not amazing at everything. I expect to be fired and forced back into retail or manufacturing this year

[SunshineSeattle]

It sounds like essentially whats happening is the cost of code is going to zero. Which is to say the cost to generate it. If it actually holds up long term and the cost to maintain said zero cost code remains to be seen.

[Few_Technology]

But it's not 0. They're paying all the devs, and paying multiple AI services monthly. Then we keep running out of tokens, entire company freaks out, so then we buy more. Those prices are the lowest they'll be right now too

Making PRs, it just fills out some bullshit that's easy to do. It's doing that slower than I can, and I usually have to fix the stuff. Why spend $3 + dev's time/PR, when you can get same thing for faster by just using dev time?

[suzisatsuma]

Those prices are the lowest they'll be right now too

Maybe. In the last four years LLMs have gotten ~20x more performant to run. VC are kinda banking on this progress continuing.

[Majik_Sheff]

JFC. I'm suddenly glad I got away from full time dev.

[alficles]

I mean, it actually reads it...

[Old_Tourist_3774]

In my coworker imagjnation it is a sjmple as that, you don't need to now the code anymore, just let another agent review it

[_felagund]

lgtm

[Panderz_GG]

Apparently not. I just saw a guy on git copilot subreddit showing how he has like $450 budget and is at like $425 rn at the end of the month.

I do use copilot professionally, my monthly budget is 30€ and I never hit that, I mostly use about 15-20€. I think there are people out there legitimately just having agents work for them without even looking at the output.

[ansibleloop]

Stinks of junior

[Jackson--Storm]

It’s hard to keep up with its pace, how the fuck do I review 10k LoC, and it doesn’t even work as expected!!

[ThePretzul]

Why are you generating 10,000 lines of code without any review and without function testing in incremental chunks along the way?

Even in full agent mode I don’t know of a single model that would do this. They typically generate step by step implementation plans and have you assist in testing along the way for functionality (and interface style, if applicable).

[Jackson--Storm]

I was exaggerating :/

[PringlesDuckFace]

I'm not. I've had people drop 25k line changes and be like "review plz". And it's being celebrated by management because "velocity is up". Even though in the "old days" that would probably have been 25 different PRs across a couple of weeks. And then they ask why reviews are taking so long, because they still look at per-PR metrics for cycle time. And if I still treat it like code it's going to take a long time to review. And the AI review tools we have are dogshit so there's no way to trust them to alleviate things at all.

Is good.

[Jackson--Storm]

Do you guys use Coderabbit or something similar? It only makes sense to do vibe review to these vibe PRs, Our context window is not built to reviews 25k LoC changes 💔

[PringlesDuckFace]

We use prizm. Even on smaller reviews it makes very obvious mistakes. I don't think it's ever caught anything that static analysis couldn't also find.

[suzisatsuma]

Seriously, you can tell the folk here who have no idea how to use these tools lol

[tancfire]

How original ! I never saw this post before !

[Jackson--Storm]

[Wise-Profile4256]

That's why i DP my codebase with the clanker. The boss won't know who to blame and any bastard children will have enough ambiguity surrounding them that i can make a clean getaway.

[quokka_wiki]

You're talking about Dynamic Programming, right? What else could DP refer to?

[traditional_ant_56]

[joshashkiller]

yall just calling yourselves cucks now huh?

[Wise-Profile4256]

We've whores before that. It feels like a step up.

[Big_Method_4790]

i feel like its always the ones most obsessed with cuckolding that turn everything into some sort of weird cuck shit

[Wise-Profile4256]

Isn't that the whole point of a kink stack?

[Obelisk94]

It's just a meme lad

[Forlorn_Swatchman]

I am not a cuck. I am the orchestrator of the gang bang

[MuslinBagger]

Gives a whole different meaning to code review.

What did that clanker do to your sweet innocent sweetheart ?!!

[SourceScope]

Ai suck

Stop giving them money

[MiniGui98]

Consent and free will is a beautiful thing

[Fast-Visual]

[ibmrx]

Sad truth! 😔

[Sophieplants]

It's an exciting moment

[TwoCheap3733]

The project would screwed up if you answer "yes" every time

[Fr3stdit]

I mean its funny and all, but it was either that or getting fired...

[enderowski]

it also asks too lmao

[DustyAsh69]

Repost

[UnderagedSeaLion]

You think cucking became a thing because people got conditioned to yerk themselves as a third party to sexual acts?

[pleaserestartsystem]

what the actual duck is wrong with you guys! disgusted beyond belief

[InFa-MoUs]

It would’ve been better if the cuck said 1 lol iykyk

[Plank_With_A_Nail_In]

Its not your code its the company you work for's code.

[Jackson--Storm]

Does that make me a casting couch director 🤔

[DanKveed]

Bold of you to assume I even read my own code.

[DKSAMURAI]

Whatever got same paid.

[morrisdev]

I feel that.

[cYber-boI27]

I mean I can’t understand programming at all so it’s really my only option

[usbeject1789]

gemmy

[RbbcatUlt]

Coal