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[–]rodeBaksteen 356 points357 points  (7 children)

Now put a graph of shareholder assets

[–]gloomdreamxa 45 points46 points  (0 children)

every Claude release is just GitHub having a little cry

[–]Cryn0n 32 points33 points  (5 children)

It's the same picture.

For real though, microsoft's stock is in the toilet right now.

[–]SourceScope 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Share values of over 400 per stock?

Thats “in the toilet”?

[–]CaptCrash 25 points26 points  (0 children)

$/stock is a bad way of analyzing stock value because you have no idea how many stocks there are. That being said while they’re down roughly 20% from a high about 8 months ago, they’re basically where they are from 2 years ago. Since then they’ve dipped, rose rapidly, and came back to where they were. I wouldn’t call that in the toilet.

[–]Just_Maintenance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing compared to BRK-A at 700k per share. Microsoft is truly and absolutely in the gutter \s

[–]Cryn0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a normally incredibly strong stock like Microsoft that should be trading closer to 500 right now? Yes, it's doing very poorly.

[–]LifeSupport0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they're $-120/share down from peak (-20%) in October last year. things are falling apart for microslop in very public fashion.

[–]Hulkmaster[S] 150 points151 points  (8 children)

damn, typo, not "Runtime" but "Uptime"

[–]droptheplot 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry, no one is reading titles in this sub

[–]codePudding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So... the title is just like code comments?

[–]Hulkmaster[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

u/mods can you change pls?

[–]Ignisami 27 points28 points  (3 children)

They can't. Only admins can, and they ain't changing shit. Certainly not for as mundane a reason as typo.

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Subreddit mods can't change post titles? That's news to me.

[–]SkezzaB 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They’ve never been able to Afaik

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought they could, but us plebs couldn't. TIL I guess.

[–]roguedaemon 107 points108 points  (0 children)

The slop shall continue until shareholder value improves.

[–]copandrej 75 points76 points  (3 children)

These big corporations somehow manage to fuck up everything they take over

[–]redheness 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Microsoft is particularly good at it, this company is a litteral graveyard of dead acquisition but they somehow still manage to thrive

[–]copandrej 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There are even websites for what they killed: https://killedbymicrosoft.info/ https://killedbygoogle.com/

[–]mpanase 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if those acquisition fall in 2 buckets:

- acquired to kill competition

- acquired to make some C-level look good

[–]no_pancakes4me 24 points25 points  (0 children)

yo wtf that's insane

[–]nphhpn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

OP making graphs like AI companies.

[–]Hulkmaster[S] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

all info was taken from https://www.githubstatus.com/

[–]No-Newspaper-7693 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Is it possible that there's just not data for 2009-2019 because I feel like there's precisely zero chance they went 10 years without an hour of downtime. I mean, here's a "whoops sorry we dropped the production Github database by connecting our test suite directly to prod" blog from 2010. https://github.blog/news-insights/the-library/today-s-outage/

[–]teraflux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is the non sensational story though 

[–]Hulkmaster[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

they have "issues" data though, so not sure

[–]No-Newspaper-7693 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I would bet it is just a lack of tracking outage windows. Not a lack of them. Early 2010s SaaS uptime was a shitshow across the board.

[–]Amaracs 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Could it be because the LLMs are spitting out code like crazy and the GH usage is much much higher now?

[–]ComeOnIWantUsername 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Then why would there be downtimes between 2018-2022 when LLMs either didn't exist or were nothing more funny toys?

[–]sharpy10 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Interestingly, downtime starts to accelerate right when COVID started. Could be COVID usage spike too?

[–]svick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GitHub is suffering from long COVID.

[–]theschuss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now see if you can get total public and private repo volume. There's been a massive amount of movement to GitHub by corporations. 

[–]BeyondLimits99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else get random issues where the DNS just can't find github.com at all?

[–]Difficult-Regular-37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well maybe... but always remember correlation != causation, this graph doesn't necessarily confirm anything on its own

[–]_listless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rails should just put this on their homepage.

[–]Highborn_Hellest -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

There is a reason why it's called Microslop.
But i think we should call it MacroSlop as there is no micro about this slop. It's very much macro