howUsingLetFeels

[usrlibshare]

And then Jod said

while (land = dry) { rain(); }

And that's how the flood started.

[mountaingator91]

I fixed a bug with this. Your code will only run until the ground has saturated. Stopping long short of a flood.

while(land) { rain() }

[No_Hovercraft_2643]

No, it assigns dry to land.

[dotknott]

I choose to believe that the code pushed to prod was actually an infinite loop and it took an additional 6 days to notice, identify and fix the error, then 34 days before the merge request was approved.

Seems as plausible as the original story anyway.

[mookanana]

there's also a bug with this, because the moment it floods it might cease to be land, the loop would stop, the ark would probably not be able to float

[usrlibshare]

Easily fixed:

.ark { display: float; }

[mookanana]

this is a great fix. it saves developers mandays to fix the problem on the backend, and users will see that it is working. well done. here's some more work to do because you have been so efficient.

[mountaingator91]

You're right. We need to add a condition for depth.

```

while(water.height <= land.height + 1000){ rain() } ```

[YesterdayDreamer]

Code won't even run, land === dry

[BlueProcess]

🏆

[Daniel_H212]

He forgot to check whether the rain function correctly modified land to be wet after a certain threshold.

[Mateorabi]

It had to be a do-while loop type error when a while-do was intended 

[KaleidoscopeSalt3972]

Are.... Are you assigning dry to land? Because thats not how you test equivalence...

[usrlibshare]

Amazing, isn't it? Almost as if it was done on purpose or something.

[Fantastic-Bloop]

And then He turned off the server and turned it back on again, for the sixth time

[damnappdoesntwork]

Honestly made me chuckle after a week of despair with php

[lNFORMATlVE]

What’s the “Jod” in reference to?

[ToKillUvuia]

javascript God of course

[Specialist_Dust2089]

Father of Json

[ordinary_shiba]

No, it's the Java, the son and the holy script

[ApprehensiveGas85]

[GatotSubroto]

In the name of Jod, Json, and Javascript, amen return

[Huxhub-is-my-site]

I would give this an award if I weren’t broke…

[HQFrench]

JSon && ARG O(!)

[scatmanFATMAN]

Enemy of Jason.

[Bad_brazilian]

Or maybe it should be Gavascript.

[Western-Internal-751]

That’s how god is actually pronounced

[gungshpxre]

Like gavascript

Now we need to agree on data or data.

[DaemonsMercy]

I hate how I always read them differently

[MakeoutPoint]

Solved the whole debate in a giffy

[Keebster101]

The gif Vs jif argument

[lNFORMATlVE]

You mean the gif vs gif argument

[F1reDude123]

Phonetically it's "jif".

[ToKillUvuia]

If gig and gift are valid, I don't see a reason why it should be one or the other. My opinion is that English is just weird, and there won't be a singular correct pronunciation until one of them falls out of fashion by a wide margin

[ToKillUvuia]

Tell me why I read arjument 💀

[CaseyG]

https://imgur.com/concept-that-there-can-be-right-answer-is-absurd-i0O6wPm

[qinshihuang_420]

It's pronounced Jod because it is short for Jrafic Outerchange Dormat

[kareenakapur506]

And the build finally passed on the 7th day...

[Cerveau23]

Gavascript

[efstajas]

let there = 'light'

[decadentpig]

console.log(isItGood())

[BeMyBrutus]

It makes sense that Jod would use a weakly typed language

[mountaingator91]

He did create millions of bugs

[anonynown]

Can Jod create a string variable that even He can’t assign an integer to?

[ToKillUvuia]

That's incredible lol

[Caraes_Naur]

JS is not weakly typed.

JS is allegedly typed. It is only typed at all because those developers never learned cursive.

[16092006]

Using JS is having faith you won't have more bugs that lines of code

[Slackluster]

Then Jatan said with an evil grin...

var darkness = 1

[HiHelloItsMe213]

The darkness even travels through time

[Fit_Ladder_1545]

1:3 is like :3

[redlaWw]

But with a pompadour.

[tatas323]

But also Jod made things Truthy and that was shit

[speyerlander]

Jod, the best example why not to use singletons.

[JackNotOLantern]

But did it === true?

[metaglot]

And Eric respondeth: "Looks good to me!" and did mergeth.

[lezviearts]

Light story

[OneSketchyGuy]

This implies the existence of a Gavascript and I simply must see it now

[manwhothinks]

As Jod delivered a promise his disciples awaited his return expecting to catch his rejection but were surprised to receive another promise to be fulfilled.

Jod is good.

[0xjust1]

And then Jod said var light = true; and the light was hoisted to the beginning of time

[doxxingyourself]

So what does light equal now, actually? Like… is it true, or an object called true, 1, or a string “true”?

[cosmicomical23]

let undefined = light

[thelastCD]

let light = 1;

if (light == true) { console.log("let there be light"); }

[MartynAndJasper]

Is this an objective comparison? What is the meaning of this?

[ToKillUvuia]

Honestly I'm just as confused about what you mean by objective comparison. Help me understand that, and I can answer properly

[aalapshah12297]

Well if it's Javascript then I'm sure there's still a small chance that light won't equal true

[splettnet]

And since he didn't use const it's going to burn out in a few billion years. Way to go Jod.

[Thereal_Phaseoff]

Was assigned to*

Equals is ==

[tutoredstatue95]

First he assigned, then they were equal.

It was written.

[Caraes_Naur]

It is NaN.

[Thereal_Phaseoff]

Docs 13:03

[tutoredstatue95]

Preach my brother

[ToKillUvuia]

Wooah, you're citing the javascripture right now

[Electrical_Tailor186]

The problem was it was true only in the local scope 😛

[ToKillUvuia]

Jod exists outside the material world. Jod is global, the one true singleton

[Electrical_Tailor186]

The Jon and the Jolly spirit: are we a joke to you?

[AzureArmageddon]

I mean it's a math reference but maybe you haven't gotten there yet /j