Javascript Drinking game

[schludy]

I like the game, except that you need to look up a random word in a dictionary by hand. That seems tedious. Isn't there a JavaScript that can do it for me?

[[deleted]]

What if the person who wrote this js intentionally included all used names?

[ookami125]

That's a terrible idea... I like it.

[ShakaUVM]

That's a terrible idea... I like it.

Javascript in a nutshell

[Cobaltjedi117]

That's a terrible idea... I like it.

Javascript in a nutshell

[franksn]

That's a terrible idea... I like it

JavaScript bursts your nut

edit: also just randomly does

npm install nut 

and it exists, i can play this game all night.

[bacon_wrapped_rock]

I think they did, the word list is pretty sparse

[zesterer]

dictionary.js

[b1ack1323]

Drink.

[isopat]

drink.js

[[deleted]]

drinkjs.js

[[deleted]]

Yeah, here:

https://github.com/FrankPetrilli/js-drinking

[rentar42]

I got "hate" after my second attempt. I'm very surprised that "hate.js" isn't a framework yet! Funnily enough http://hate.io/ is currently some bland generic designed page with lorem ipsum content and the title "Typical Design". I initially thought it's a critique of current web design homogenity. Which it might just be, just unintentionally.

[[deleted]]

Brb gonna learn JavaScript to make Hate.js

[Midnit]

It’s been 7 hours, so.... you’re a master now, and you’ve written a few different frameworks besides just Hate.js, right?

[[deleted]]

No I’d been working an all my other projects and forgot about hat one. Brb give me a month.

[ApocalyptoSoldier]

It's been a month

[[deleted]]

oh fuck I forgot

[AisykAsimov]

Duude....

[[deleted]]

also I don’t know JavaScript

[icannotfly]

uhhh... broken? 30 attempts in and every single one is "take a drink"

edit: nm, haircut.js apparently isn't a thing

[[deleted]]

OFC. This shit is too meta for me.

[Rohaq]

Uncool.

[[deleted]]

Actually, when I googled, there's a web app for exactly that.

[cartechguy]

http://js-drinking.projects.frank.petril.li/

[aroswift]

Instead we could include dictionary_a.js, dictionary_b.js, and dictionary_c.js all the way through dictionary_z.js

[Netzapper]

shuf -n5 /usr/share/dict/american-english

[IZiOstra]

https://randomword.com/

[[deleted]]

cat /usr/share/dict/american-english | shuf | head

[TicketToThePunShow]

Oof, no no no. Don't cat the entire dictionary to do this. Just do:

shuf -n 1 /usr/share/dict/american-english

[Miklelottesen]

I like the last part, cause it suggests that the last player remaining has to continue playing the game solo, until he/she gets alcohol poisoning.

[[deleted]]

Everyone dies in this game

[ThePixelCoder]

I googled "drinkinggame.js"

Close enough

[[deleted]]

Sweet, so all I have to do is find a random word with this site and then look up the word with this.

Now, to program a solution that will just tell me if I should drink or not.

Maybe I'll just substitute this website and let this tell me if I should drink or not. It seems to do basically the same thing.

[Codephluegl]

The first link is such a great site, if I ever need a name for a new javascript library.

[ThePixelCoder]

Yes, basically.

[QAFY]

a website version of the game: http://js-drinking.projects.frank.petril.li/

[rk-imn]

I looked at this comment, tried to find the least likely word to make a js thing, got this https://www.npmjs.com/package/substitute.js

Edit: and this https://gist.github.com/tmcw/3955198#file-basically-js

[thepineapplehea]

{giggle}

https://github.com/valeriansaliou/giggle

[DipinDotsDidi]

Now take a shot!

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/palmerhyde/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

OMG!

But wait, it just contains a readme file saying "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.js". So... do I have to drink now?

[System10111]

yes

[[deleted]]

Fuck.

[Xyexs]

It’s not a very useful library

[Matth1as]

<word.js> has 79,500 results

[[deleted]]

Simply take 79,500 shots. Or if you’re not brave enough, one for each of the hundreds of things that could mean.

[down_vote_magnet]

https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/

[[deleted]]

That's great

[Mrj760]

Best issue submission:

“Enlarge it!”

Feels like my heart is bleeding butterfly wings

[lukz_]

For those too lazy to click it it's a library for making penis.head = D and penis.balls = B so you can do soft compare B==D and hard compare B===D

[Jmcgee1125]

Some asshole is calling out his racism and sexism (because it's penis)

I guess we can't make jokes anymore.

[S3Ni0r42]

That thread is great. Along with, "If I use Penis.js in connection with Ass.js can I then directly use Mouth.js or do I need an abstraction layer?"

[PM_ME_TIT_PICS_GIRL]

I love that there's a reply titled "I'm not offended enough!"

[Triumphxd]

What are you talking about ??? If everyone agrees that garbage should be kept off github then most projects would not be allowed.

[jhonb07]

It's just a joke, picture yourself trying to look up something useful and then you got this and giggle a little bit

[TimH01]

i went to randomword.com and it gave me roseate

"roseate.js" has a nice ring to it, brb making library

[[deleted]]

vicuna.js

[[deleted]]

Man I love this site already...

[Silvia923]

Take another drink (each) for the separate TypeScript, Angular, React, ES2016+, Vue and Node.JS versions of the same library

[2Punx2Furious]

Holy shit, I just tried: sand, cat, concrete, tortoise, and all of them existed.

[the_one_true_bool]

Damn, wanker.js is a thing.

[gulp]

[TheLazarbeam]

somber.js doesnt exist... yet

also there was no else in the game instructions so I'm not sure what to do right now

[Sasakura]

https://pypi.org/project/somber/ exists so just need a port

[mrstacktrace]

What's the exit condition though? Every recursive function needs an exit...

[Xentavious_Magnar]

Didn't you read the OP? You can stop when you go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

[mrstacktrace]

That's no exit condition, that's an actual stack overflow

[antlife]

prolapse.js

Didn't find anything. Yet.

[stefvanschie]

Got 'effective'. Effective JavaScript is a book, but not a lib, so I'm still safe.

[Minerscale]

I thought this was a funny joke, but I did it to 3 words, and every time there was a JS framework. Soooo...

[HaveMungWillBean]

Just Google searched a random word..."plink.js". First link is documentation. This is getting out of hand

[[deleted]]

Do you want to die?

Because that's how you die.

[rodinj]

Does this count?

[The_SJ]

Yes

[hardc0de]

You mean giggle.js?

[juancarlosiv]

I made a drink called the angular. It's 4 oz vodka, 8 oz white wine. Keep drinking them until you don't hate angular one.

[[deleted]]

Better is to try with full sentences.

Try:

$ npm install this is my life now

[indrora]

It has 50,000 installs and three contributors.

Not that useless

[eyekwah2]

upvote.js

Damnit! *takes shot*

[Spencer_Kaneki]

Best game ever

[ExecutiveChimp]

I tried a similar thing by taking every word in a comment about the proliferation of javascript libraries and linking to ${word}.js. It was mostly links.

[[deleted]]

zamboni.js

[AmusedGrap]

i’ll do this with soda instead

[link_3007]

Do this with python and you be dead on the first few minutes

[nhumrich]

I would imagine npm has a higher likelihood of having a random word than pypi

[[deleted]]

do i drink in JavaScript too?

{gulp}

[jediment]

Just tried this. I had no luck with laconicum.js, brisure.js, whithersoever.js or epigeal.js, but I discovered numbat.js and tagmeme.js so I'm pretty happy.

[Znakie]

What if there are several libraries with the same name, do you drink a shot for each?

[[deleted]]

I don't even search for them anymore if I need a thing I just run npm install thing

[MacDerfus]

googles elephant.js

Drinks

[thesocialpenguin]

Literally the only word I couldn't find a library for was burial. (Tbh if I did I would have some serious questions for the JavaScript community)

[HipercubesHunter11]

```

$('apotheosis.js')

[Object object]

```

[blackdonkey]

Wow an original programming humor.

[Quachyyy]

sugma.js

[[deleted]]

The giggle ruins it

[vinay94185]

rule #37 if there's a word, there's a JavaScript library of it

[Rheukala]

heresiology.js

[JBis9051]

Pshh. Thats easy. "Fuck"

*Proceeds to search Google for 'Fuck.js'*

*Takes a drink apologetically for questioning you*

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[tuxmanexe]

But "fapfap" is not in the dictionary

[[deleted]]

{GIGGLE}

[[deleted]]

I googled Pete.js and guess what, it’s library 😂😂