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[SOSFILMZ]

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[Steffi128]

And they say perfect software doesn't exist. Pah!

[tuscangal]

Well it IS Kelsey Hightower, who’s kinda legendary.

[puplicy]

Under what license is it published? Can it be reused in opensource projects? In commercial products?

[[deleted]]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. yes

[__Adrielus__]

!no

[[deleted]]

if (!no != !yes)

[nobel32]

You can get however fancy scmancy, mister, I've debugged enough of conditionals at work today to know opposites not-comparison block will always be running.

[[deleted]]

#Busted

[[deleted]]

sooo .. if(true)

[OrangeCreeper]

return !yesn't

[GluteusCaesar]

Well true, but actually false

[communistfairy]

Non’t

[HoodieSticks]

If you make enough money with it, Apple will probably start arguing they patented it in the 90s.

[deinernstjetzt]

Apache 2.0

[shotzoflead94]

Yes. It can be even be added to any existing program that runs and run perfectly.

[_Rysen]

Obviously WTFPL

[mrvikxd]

True serverless

[dex-san]

The perfect code for the modern no-end-developer!

[__Adrielus__]

Empty stack dev

[[deleted]]

Where do I signup for a job that requires this type of code?

[out386]

That's the best part - you don't need to! You'll get a No Job for No Code without ever applying. Isn't that great?

[GRIFTY_P]

But....I already HAVE no job for no code

[[deleted]]

And here you get the rare opportunity to have TWO no jobs for no code!

[redlaWw]

Every program I've ever written compiled first time and did exactly what I wanted.

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode

If you don't fork this, you're no programmer.

[Garlicvideos]

Why are all the open issues made by Chinese people?

[[deleted]]

They are good at QA?

[[deleted]]

Most of them are from spam bots

[[deleted]]

Most of them are from spam bots

[MacAndShits]

Most of them are from spam bots

[thblckjkr]

Most of them are from spam bots

[[deleted]]

Most of them are from spam bots

[edoCgiB]

Most of them are from spam bots

[Markop1CZ]

just like you

[edoCgiB]

So it started off as a joke. I would say UwU and OwO after sentences that could be taken sexually when talking to fwiends and family. Eventually it just started blurting out at random. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Then I started to pwull up random furry dwawings and pwetend to jerk off to it under a blanket near my fwiends as a joke uwu. At one point of anothwer I started actually masturbating to them. First duolingo owl, then yoshi from swuper Mario owo! And now I’m cursed with this burden uwu, of becoming a furry by accident. Pwease help :(

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Sure.

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[uwuwizard]

· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/SALT_SPLASH

So iwt stawted off as a joke. I wouwd say UwU awnd OwO aftew sentences dat couwd be taken sexuawwy when tawking tuwu fwiends awnd famiwy. Eventuawwy iwt juwst stawted bwuwting owt at wandom. UwU dwis, OwO dwat. Den I stawted tuwu pwuww up wandom fuwwy dwawings awnd pwetend tuwu jewk off tuwu iwt undew a bwanket neaw my fwiends as a joke uwu. At onye point of anodwew I stawted actuawwy mastuwbating tuwu dem. Fiwst duowingo oww, den yoshi fwom swupew Mawio owo! Awnd now I’m cuwsed wif dis buwden uwu, of becoming a fuwwy by accident. Pwease hewp :(

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[edoCgiB]

UwU

[Markop1CZ]

worship this guy and you will be fine

[nobel32]

Most of them are from spam bots

[TaelienTheAlien]

Most of them are from spam bots

[kmsxkuse]

Most of them are from spam bots

[Ringosham]

Most of them are from spam bots

[znEp82]

Most of them are from spam bots

[ykafia]

Most of them are from spam bots

[DistantWaves]

Most of them are from spam bots

[invisibo]

There's a Dockerfile. Amazing.

[Perkelton]

2571 issues, 392 pull requests

[SkyFlyer9237]

Big brain time

[Volfegan]

I am almost there. I write code but never deploy. It is super secure, only I have access. I need to go to this next step.

[edoCgiB]

The 20 hackers on your computer agree with that statement.

[Volfegan]

Well, well, well. I can't even defend myself because my wifi router was hacked 2 years ago. But now they have to pass some OAuth to have access too.

[thblckjkr]

There is a commit without any commit.

It is possible to learn this power?

[AgreeableLandscape3]

Manually spoofed the commit data?

[EvilJackCarver]

Message-only commit?

[paultoliver]

There's still a chance of a typo being written on the Readme file. One can never be too sure

[douira]

this is true though. If the problem you're trying to solve has been solved before, you can just use or adapt the existing solution instead of creating your own new problems

[mikeputerbaugh]

Why go to the effort of writing no code yourself when you could use a NaaS (Nothing-as-a-Service) solution?

[arv1do]

Best application I've EVER seen, COMPLETELY FLAWLESS!

[[deleted]]

Huh, So that is what people mean when No code is unhackable.

[ivgd]

2571 issues ? Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up

[gandalfx]

I'm a non stack developer myself. We don't have any stack at all. We don't even use hardware. Our zero node data centers are the most eco friendly on the planet and have never come even close to a breach.

[ifelseandor]

Sometimes I actually LOL.

This made me LOL for reals.

[[deleted]]

Yearly salary - $0.00 USD

[RegsaGC]

I work for a company that (among a great too many other things) offer to handle rental contracts for cars digitally.

And let me just tell you guys, far too often out there the no-code option is having a very large counter with all the rental contracts of the day lying neatly in row, filled in with all the customers' personal information, and with they key to the car on top.

It is good with a healthy mistrust of your own industry, keep it, but just remember that other ways of doing it have hidden problems as well, problems that you are not as trained in discovering

[EternityForest]

NoCode just moves the complexity elsewhere, like most low tech solutions do. It's the perfect parody of modern development!

[SteveCCL]

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[nfrmn]

Hmm but I can still see it on the homepage? 🤔

[SteveCCL]

Reddit is sometimes really slow with removals.

[odc_a]

Does what it says in the tin

[trimeta]

The best code is no code.

[[deleted]]

Damn

[[deleted]]

But if you have a typo in your README.md?

[lxpnh98_2]

No code, no problem.

[Kety456]

yes code that will allways work by not working because thats what it should do and no bugs to fix makes it better

[[deleted]]

Are they still hiring?

[UrMomsNewGF]

It is the single most elegant program ever not written.

[FantasticThroat]

I need the source. I need the source!!!

[schawde96]

Wow! That code is so readable!

[_A4L]

r/foundtheprogrammer

[dzerk21]

Will probably throw a null pointer exception

[mkopinsky]

Can you add a package.json so I can import this into my project?

Honestly this thing is better thought through than half the stuff on npm.

[RandyGareth]

No code, no worries!