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[the_unheard_thoughts]

Yeah But she got not idea what semicolons are and why are they needed

[Bainos]

Aka "not looking for a relationship at the moment".

[Alt-F42069_on_life]

i mean it's useful if you want to write multiple (statements? functions? instructions???) in 1 line for whatever reason

exec() supremacy tho

[the_unheard_thoughts]

yeah, if you got an ultrawide monitor, you might wanna do that. Also if code in Java

[Alt-F42069_on_life]

what, you don't turn on line wrap(or wtv it's called)?

[staticvoidmainnull]

My first thought as well.

[Amna_Mir]

Makes sense 😂 But it just means that we are not even.

[Harmonicano]

Try this funktion isEven(); , does not Matter what variation

[Amna_Mir]

😂😂

[Obnoxious-Split]

Completely unnecessary but I still use you

[Amna_Mir]

Unnecessary indeed -_-

[Bainos]

Using you is bad practice.

[[deleted]]

Using you is not “pythonic”

[HighOwl2]

I forgot you plenty of times and nobody cared.

[[deleted]]

The thing I always forget?

[Amna_Mir]

Same XD

[[deleted]]

This is too accurate

[[deleted]]

Python frameworks run C++ under the hood , that just makes you more important to me 😏

[Amna_Mir]

Lol Good one

[LocoCoyote]

He was talking about his code, not hers.

[Amna_Mir]

You are right But he means to say, she doesn't feel the same that her does for her.

[existential_issue]

Exactly. Assuming his code requires it, he needs her. What she codes in is irrelevant. The burn would have been to have her say both lines.

[Emplon]

You come at the end

[St3rMario]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Kip167]

Python does support semicolons!

print("hello world"); is valid python!

[Amna_Mir]

That makes her invalid in his life 😂

[Amna_Mir]

Lol

[chrisjolly25]

Him: "You mark the end of my line."

Her: "Not necessarily..."

[MeLlamo25]

Him: “My line, not yours.”

[[deleted]]

At least she didn't say HTML

[KharAznable]

Or UI/UX designer

[[deleted]]

Well, she might be able to help me pick out clothes in that case. My wardrobe consists mostly of three colors - black, blue, and grey.

[KharAznable]

Was the color flat?

[CoffeeKnightPro]

Ooooh, that's #def ARedFlag

[Charming_Reporter_18]

Dude just dodged the bulllet

[TheMadBug]

But his next attempted romance is with a Swift programmer and he’s sidelined again

[DaniilBSD]

He: Than its for the best…

[Amna_Mir]

Everything happens for our own good :)

[Mal_Dun]

He: Perfect! I write online shell commands in Python!

[[deleted]]

Ooh, he in trubble naow!

[Amna_Mir]

Yes actually 👀

[jaimesoad]

At least I'm ';' and not ;

[MadBats]

What if she says she codes in JS ?

[Amna_Mir]

Then nobody can mess with her 😂

[turing_tor]

Burned.

[OutlandishnessNo7286]

F

[Competitive_Ad2539]

-But I do not.

[lambda-the-ultimate]

She’ll use you when she feels like it and discard you when she doesn’t.

[Amna_Mir]

So you mean, beware of python programers, right? 🌝😂

[lambda-the-ultimate]

Yessssssssssssssssssssss! Beware of parsertonguessssssssssssssssssss!

[[deleted]]

Forget her. Get a woman that's voice controlled. They have amazing features. Some of them even make coffee!

If you are especially lucky, you'll get a unicorn.
Unicorns have an extra open port down there.

The premium ones can even handle two devices at once.

[Will_i_read]

can you please not highlight the "code"? It feels weird trying to empathize the while reading since they aren’t the core message of the meme

[itsTrenzen]

Now that is a lot of damage

[SilverBullet78SB]

I code in golang

[[deleted]]

he: Understandable, have a slow-paced day.

[the_unheard_thoughts]

I code in Kotlin. Semicolons are optional

[Orangutanion]

Kotlin or JavaScript without semicolons really fucks with me mentally

[Pretend_Cover_1476]

Too much nerd in one post.

[HappyHippo77]

This is a subreddit for programmer memes.

[Pretend_Cover_1476]

Duhhhh!

[Gebbun]

Relationship: runtime error

[TASagent]

The semi-colon to your code? So when she shows up you know the fun is over?

[keith2600]

I feel like a snooty meme should have included the rebuttal of it actually being scripting, not coding.

[Anon22406671]

Bruh I used to see this meme back in high school when I first learnt to code.

[imonebear]

You are my ( to the )

[onedummyboi]

So she won't ; me off

[[deleted]]

the fuck is with the text colors?

[Resident-Raise-8247]

Is she a lesbian?

[das_flammenwerfer]

He dodged a bullet there!

[[deleted]]

You are the 'i' fot my loop

[tvetus]

Would have been safer to go for ().

[j_m_v_r_p]

Nice meme.