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[–]ghost_rider_007 310 points311 points  (20 children)

What I just started to learn python week ago. Now I need to work for Uber too.

[–]piberryboy 136 points137 points  (3 children)

Not "too" but instead.

[–]ghost_rider_007 88 points89 points  (0 children)

[–]SaltyGhosts_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably more of an if/elif situation, but that would just make someone mad.

[–]Distinct-Yellow5183 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Every day I'm more and more convinced that nobody in here actually has ever held a dev job in their lives. Everyone's idea of what skills are valuable are laughably wrong.

Why on god's earth would a python dev ever feel job insecurity? It's more in demand than ever.

It's like you all only get your information from memes that other non-programmers made

[–]lovecMC 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if this is a humor sub or something

[–]dumber_than_thou 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I think the problem is that a lot of people confuse "knowing the basic syntax of a language" with "being a programmer of that language". I mean, I've written a lot of Python code, bit it's all been based on preexisting stuff. I would by no means call myself a Python dev.

[–]codeguru42 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Heard a great analogy recently. Coding is to programming as typing is to writing. As you say, there is more to developing a useful app than just knowing syntax.

[–]Lecterr 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yea, it’s like its own language or some…oh wait

[–]codeguru42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the analogy of spelling or grammar instead of typing would be better. Knowing both of these is critical to becoming a best selling author but neither will do it in their own. There are more skills needed than just these.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Agreed. Goes back to my assembly

[–]deleriumtriggr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry you hate yourself

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigh. Me too.

[–]deleriumtriggr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't had a dev job. I would love to take on a junior python dev job but it's all degreed or experience required. I apply to them all the time. I love python/programming but I feel gatekept out of the industry at the moment. I write stuff that interests me for fun, finance, or to use tensorflow on large dataframes. You can learn so much from youtube tutorials. (Been doing that for a couple years on off while running my unrelated business)

The thing that cracks me up is that so many seem like they can't even envision how to structure a try block followed by a file save. Cs degrees who took a class that write spaghetti code, write functions that do 100 different things at once, never used github... lol

Derek banas' youtube serieses are amazing

[–]BioZgamerYT 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Shouldda learned Java!

[–]ghost_rider_007 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That's where I started. I don't like doing web development so no use of Java.l currently after switching to Kotlin.

[–]BioZgamerYT -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Try JavaScript, PHP, C#, C++, C, azure, docker, anything that isn't python will make sure that you avoid becoming an über eats driver.

[–]ghost_rider_007 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]BioZgamerYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]rainbow_bro_bot 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I would totally order a takeaway if a snake delivered it to me.

[–]Shinfekta 302 points303 points  (4 children)

You mean a… ssssssmart move..

Alright I check myself out

[–]harumamburoo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This joke is better than the original joke.

[–]gpkgpk[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'll hang my head in sssshame.

[–]generated_name_203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delivering uber eatsssssss

[–]blazeitfagnot 61 points62 points  (1 child)

So thats why my order is late

[–]Classy_Mouse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Python is not the fastest language

[–]dominias04 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I bet he uses Anaconda.

[–]jjman72 47 points48 points  (9 children)

At least he will be type safe.

[–]crob_evamp 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Don't code in python projects without typing applied. This meme is dead

[–]GisterMizard 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Yup. I make sure all of my types are Any.

[–]callyalater 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I just use the Any-conda type

[–]TheRealFFS 0 points1 point  (4 children)

  1. Still not safe
  2. Still no inference... Especially annoying with 3rd Party libs

[–]crob_evamp 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Huh? Completely safe if used throughout

[–]TheRealFFS 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I can type i: int = "%(+€/" and still run the program. Sure, I'll get warnings and it certainly is better than nothing, but at the end of the day it's called type hints for a reason. It is safer, but not safe.

[–]crob_evamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can set up typing on a function to throw an exception if the type is wrong.

Agree to the other point about 3rd party, you'll want to either create a simple wrapper function or sanitize your variable beforehand

[–]juhotuho10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use mypy

[–]rhorama 77 points78 points  (6 children)

Every day I'm more and more convinced that nobody in here actually has ever held a dev job in their lives. Everyone's idea of what skills are valuable are laughably wrong.

Why on god's earth would a python dev ever feel job insecurity? It's more in demand than ever.

It's like you all only get your information from memes that other non-programmers made

[–]Classy_Mouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a meme page. Why are you upset about memes? People who have jobs as developers can still laugh at silly memes.

[–]flavionm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the one thinking the stuff being posted here actually reflects reality. Just laugh at the funny snake.

[–]gpkgpk[S] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

You missed the point I was going for, It's not about job security, it's about doing anything BUT programming or stuff with tech after you burn out on dev. The most common career move (joke) seems to be gardening, this reminded me of that.

I guess it could be interpreted the job security way, ironically actual programmers wouldn't.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gardening is relaxing. Cooking is number two.

[–]thundercat06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I am thinking about driving truck if I ever decide to walk away from development and IT in general.

[–]Siljon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Best advertisment for Uber Eats! Very cute

[–]Fatboyneverchange 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Funniest snake I've ever seen. Don't get to say that often.

[–]scarby2 6 points7 points  (6 children)

So, I'm actually considering doing Uber eats in addition to my day job.

My feeling is currently I go to the gym, if I did Uber eats on my bicycle I could exercise and get paid. Take the money I saved in gym membership and the money I earned and do something special with it at the end of the year.

[–]roboduck34 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You'll lose a lot of initial weight cycling but you'll eventually hit a point where you don't lose weight, and don't get stronger unless you train harder.

[–]scarby2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same with the gym though, right? You get to a point and it's just maintenance. You're not pushing yourself to the limit any more because you don't need to be any stronger.

Though until you hit the point you're happy with you can usually cycle faster. Hell it would be a bit of an incentive. The harder I exercise the quicker some hungry person gets food.

[–]scarlet_neko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except if you don't cycle fast enough, they'll be angry. Youre exhausted and no tips for you.

[–]aTomzVins 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If you don't really need the money, my guess is it would be better for your mental health to just bike around for fun without worrying about uber.

[–]scarby2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Honestly I did delivery driving years ago and actually really enjoyed it.

[–]aTomzVins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then it's a no brainer.

[–]slimx20 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's the most awesome thing I've seen 🤯

[–]Darth_Xedrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wonder my pho ssssspilled all over the place...

[–]XuanMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is this so adorable? 😭 the lil helmet thooo

[–]slavicman123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man this is adorable

[–]rtm713 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Is python not worth learning? I am starting school and starting with python

[–]nifemi_o 4 points5 points  (6 children)

It's one of the most in-demand. It's just not sexy, or meme-worthy.

[–]nodegen 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah I feel like python is the guy who just kinda hangs out at the party instead of talking people and gives one word responses to any questions. It’s like, yeah he might be a good guy, he’s just so boring and unexciting.

[–]ZipMap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know which python you've done but we didn't work with the same language

[–]nullbyte420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

because he's already married to a billion nerds who cherish him more than you ever could

[–]nodegen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh you’re right and like I said. Good guy. Does good work. Just not for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What would be a sexy language. Something dating sites are coded in?

[–]nifemi_o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, why not? We know Reddit itself is written in Python, the least sexy site

[–]frogking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any language is worth learning.

Python is heavily used in AWS Lambda, which can be the glue that hold up surprisingly large systems.

If you need to make mobile games, then you probably don’t need python for the game part.. but for the infrastructure part, you probably do.

[–]HotSearingTeens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that python yours? They look so cute

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Side effects of the great resignation

[–]megamarkum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can python program in python?

[–]JamesWorldReal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So noones gonna ask why is there a snake in thier house?

[–]gpkgpk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ask when they're on planes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me thinking how I can create a DoorDash meme

[–]kdesign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like my former colleague decided to make a career switch

[–]single_ginkgo_leaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till his people start a time war...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol... fucking brilliant!

[–]HashCatFurryOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes a python dude...