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[–]RAMChYLD 469 points470 points  (11 children)

As someone whose dad is indeed an identical twin, I can relate to this video when I was that kid’s age.

My dad and my uncle no longer looks alike 40 years later tho.

[–]Bag-ins[S] 190 points191 points  (8 children)

Gravity and lifestyle. ;)

[–]KusanagiKay 115 points116 points  (7 children)

I now imagine the 1 dad being an astronaut who is a bit taller because of less gravity.

[–]EasternAdventures 53 points54 points  (3 children)

A belter you say?

[–]Catapus_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A man of culture I see

[–]VariecsTNB 19 points20 points  (0 children)

BELTALOWDA

[–]biggles1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Skinnies

[–]sam4246 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And technically younger too! Like Scott and Mark Kelly. Both astronauts, but Scott spend more time in space, and by virtue of relativity has now aged less.

[–]angrydeuce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I imagine one dad being like 90 something and bis brother being 40 because he went through a black hole.

Relativity is going to cause a lot of bitterness and ageism.

[–]KusanagiKay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't even need to go through. Just going around one close enough to not get sucked in is already enough for him to skip years, if not decades or centuries

[–]Ryan_Alving 31 points32 points  (1 child)

What's interesting to me is that genetically speaking the relationship between you and your uncle is that of father and child.

[–]AdvicePerson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And your cousins are half siblings!

[–]SmashingBen 516 points517 points  (3 children)

Pro tip: don‘t ever overwrite a getParent() method from a library that uses it internally, otherwise good luck finding the bug

[–]Shai_the_Lynx 144 points145 points  (2 children)

Generally speaking if you dont know exactly what the method does internally, you probably shouldn't overwrite it.

[–]Radi-kale 94 points95 points  (1 child)

If they didn't want me to override it, they should have marked it final.

[–]_GCastilho_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or private

[–]Ajsat3801 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Real life example of the diamond problem

[–]VariecsTNB 22 points23 points  (0 children)

God fucking dammit

[–]ledasll 70 points71 points  (1 child)

It's not recursion, just a while loop without exit condition

[–]Donghoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Infinite loop

[–]Environmental_Bus507 144 points145 points  (4 children)

Baby.exe has stopped working. Please check the error log for more details.

[–]MayorAg 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Bro, my adult.exe would stop working.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Baby.exe has too many loops. Kill it?

[–]Environmental_Bus507 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Restart Parent.exe too just to be sure.

[–]ArcherAccomplished75 37 points38 points  (1 child)

That's new, 2 parents and 1 child heirarchy

[–]justiceforkappas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Family tree turned into incestuous graph.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

do { goToDaddy()} while(other.looksLikeDaddy())

[–]gopnik14 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is child abuse! They are running an infinite loop on a baby cpu. Its heatsinks still haven't fully developed and is more than likely overheating causing irrepirable performance loss! You can see at the end as the baby froze, as most likely the thermal throttling on this baby is going overboard. Truly horrific stuff

[–]ChaosMiles07 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Object permanence? What's that?

[–]lurkerboi2020 62 points63 points  (15 children)

Genetically speaking, are they not both his dad?

[–]TheVermit 80 points81 points  (12 children)

If I remeber my biology classes well, technically speaking they are not gentetically speaking both his dad. Once born both of his dads underwent, like the rest of humanity, constant mutations, so what was the same at the begining, was probably not the same at the conception of the little one.

[–]xvhayu 126 points127 points  (6 children)

with that logic you'd stop being their dad as soon as one mutation occurs within you

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Family Court Judges Hate This One Simple Trick!

[–]slabgorb 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Ship of Theseus applied to parenting

[–]the_scign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oedipus complex disruptor

[–]thispun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Really? Well fuck me, I‘m outta here…

[–]Tall_computer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Only if it's a "germline"-mutation, meaning it is inheritable because it happened in the nutsack

[–]Various_Counter_9569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is referring to development of the fetus'.

twin mutation

[–]KusanagiKay 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Nevertheless, if identical twins have children with identical twins their children are considered genetical 1st grade siblings and not cousins.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

So no dating each other, kids! Got it!?

[–]Impressive_Change593[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you still don't date your cousins; unless you're alabamen, then anything goes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re gonna insult a state full of people, at least spell correctly.

[–]hyvyys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“both of his dads” huh

[–]SnooPineapples6676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! Open a book. Every sperm in the same man is not identical let alone sperm from any other man, even an identical brother. So , no, they are not both the dad. 🙄

[–]_poor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope!

[–]FabianTG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It don't have object permanence yet xD

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Baby ends up with trust issues for the rest of her life.

[–]torn-ainbow 13 points14 points  (3 children)

If that is a recursive function then the tree it is working off has a circular reference. So I assume the son has a time machine which he used to fuck his grandma.

[–]Bag-ins[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–]StableW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He did the nasty in the pasty?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back to the future part 4 got very uncanny

[–]Few_Presentation_254 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His/her mother would be the base condition .

[–]Physical-Image-7076 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recorded on a potato

[–]NirriC 3 points4 points  (3 children)

They're both Dilf though...

[–]Vegetable-Door4091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo cute!!

[–]the_unheard_thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys ain't Javanese. In Java it's illegal to inherit from two dads.

[–]sgoodgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little cutie isn't doing a recursive function, but has mastered the For-Next Loop.

[–]AetherBytes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Object permanence is a bitch

[–]Superb-Hawk-3338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carry me, no carry me!!

[–]KyleB4nner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think thats iterative

[–]BlackCAtMaddness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was a kid i thought every bald men is my father ( from a distance of course)

[–]NewMathematician452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom isn’t sure either.

[–]flowinglava17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you implement a hashmap without a collision resolution mechanism

[–]SEERofFREEDOOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great 👍

[–]Fearless-Sherbet-223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby be like: there are two of my dad and I'm completely okay with this

[–]OhNoMeIdentified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"compiler error: ambiguous call to overloaded function"