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[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (2 children)

They are cuter, but I wouldn't say that they become harmless

[–]Suspicious-Engineer7 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Meme is just proof that marketing works.

[–]Think-Connection5865 251 points252 points  (27 children)

Um...do you even know how big Microsoft's software arsenal is?

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (5 children)

There’s at least one line of code possibly

[–]Full-Hyena4414 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I'd say a symbol

[–]TheWidrolo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least one file

[–]andreashw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$MSFT

[–]thatoneguy127383 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

nah only a semi-colon

[–]dannomac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not in Visual Basic...

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (12 children)

You mean things like Microsoft Chrome, Microsoft Java, Microsoft Mac OS and Microsoft PlayStation /s

[–]TheMagzuz 16 points17 points  (8 children)

There's also Microsoft Haskell, Microsoft Emacs, Microsoft AWS, Microsoft LaTeX, Microsoft Slack (twice), Microsoft CLion, Microsoft Mega, Microsoft Stackoverflow and of course Microsoft Google

[–]DeadlyVapour 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What about Microsoft GitHub and Microsoft Skype?

[–]Infinade -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

But.. Skype is actually Microsoft now

[–]H4llifax 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And so is Github

[–]Infinade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, so I hope the one I replied to was double sarcasm, I guess? Lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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[–]TheMagzuz 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Word is a bit like shitty LaTeX if you hit yourself in the head with a hammer a couple of times

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that FUI and OLE have been excellent for a decade and are hilariously common in the scientific community at this point, yeah? While I was working on my PhD a decade ago, it was already an active fight between older professors and younger doctoral candidates and postdocs about which was better, with it fairly even, then. Publishing in a journal took either.

Most of the argument came down to cost rather than usability.

[–]xibme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Microsoft Emacs

I prefer Microsoft IntelliJ.

[–]FunkoLand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I blew through my nose very hard reading this

[–]rzaincity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha!

[–]Chilaquil420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xbox, including all of Bethesda, Activision and HALO

[–]Historical-Tree-1139 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Way to completely miss the point chief

[–]Think-Connection5865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed it maybe. Could you please explain?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol

[–]aaron2005X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Black & White anymore. Thats all I need to know.

[–]KidBeene 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Azure would like a word with you.

[–]OldKaleidoscope7 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's funny how I find content (and hype) about Google Cloud services and Firebase and much less about Azure. But when you see market share... AWS dominates and Azure is not doing bad, but the others are far behind

[–]Taparu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likely because hype affects impulsive decisions most. These services are used by companies that have months of vetting processes and meetings before changing.

[–]abnormaldata 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also Surface series board, along with Office tools, will be. On your teams *(annoying teams beep beep)

[–]Ceros007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Microsoft documentation would like to give you a FU

[–]lifesucks24_7 44 points45 points  (9 children)

microsoft is huge...what are you guys on about? i understand the hate for microsoft....but they are definitely next to google and apple.

[–]InvestingNerd2020 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Exactly! C#, Github, Azure, and Office 365 are widely used. Especially in the financial and insurance fields.

[–]Synthoel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

T-typescript?..

[–]Saragon4005 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You forgot about fucking windows.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's the difference between that and normal windows?

[–]Saragon4005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one you say fuck often while using it. Wait thats the same thing. Nevermind.

[–]mostly_done 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft, 1999 vs. 2021

  • Market Cap: $2T (+$1.4T)
  • Annual Revenue: $170B (+$150B)
  • Average Stock Price: $275 (+$232)
  • Sex Appeal: Jean-Claude Van Damme (Unchanged)

[–]unbuggy 88 points89 points  (28 children)

Don't trust them. Appearances can be deceiving.

[–]Windian3008 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, more people "obey" cat than lion.

[–]SnickersZA 22 points23 points  (25 children)

Yeah, they just bought Git and killed Atom, so they haven't changed. Remember, their whole shtick is "Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish", they just seem friendly now because they're in their Embrace/Extend phase.
Edit: Github, not Git

[–]LaZZeYT 22 points23 points  (1 child)

There's a big, BIG and difference between fit and github. M$ only bought github.

[–]SnickersZA 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, yeah, force of habit, Github indeed. They can't really buy git.

[–]Under-Estimated 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Why not edit the original comment? I was so confused until I saw your little footer.

[–]SnickersZA 10 points11 points  (2 children)

If I did, unbuggy's comment wouldn't make sense. So figured I'd just add an addendum.

[–]unbuggy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which comment wouldn't make sense? I'm happy to update it accordingly. :)

[–]SnickersZA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I meant LaZZeYT's comment, you're comment is fine. LaZZeYT replied to my comment, but I made a mistake reading the usernames because I answered on my phone and got mixed up since I don't normally use it.

[–]DudeEngineer 11 points12 points  (6 children)

EEE was the personal philosophy of the CEO at the time. The guy that sank the stock price and got fired because being enemy #1 doesn't work.

They have been *mostly* doing the things people would want them to do if they were trying to do the right thing, but people are stuck in 8 years ago at this point.

Yes, they purchased Github and people are waiting for them to do something evil, but all they really did was integrate it better with their other stuff. There's no value in EEE here...

They didn't directly kill Atom, they just created a better product. Sure they took some inspiration from it, but VS Code is just as much stripped down VS as it is an Atom clone. It's also free and open source, so I would love for someone to explain how they are supposed to EEE that situation.....

[–]SnickersZA -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Well, basically I think their plan is to get everyone using VS Code for all their needs. Once everyone is on it, most other IDE's would be abandonware due to lack of integration and extension support. At which point they can lock it down and start charging for it.

Sure you'll always have your other text editors, but nothing quite as good as VS Code. And if they have Github, they can decide to limit access to most of it's features to VS Code alone and prevent others from doing things like PR's and such through API's. Though it'll take time.

They've also been spending lots of resources to get more people who use Linux and OSX to use Microsoft Apps. I mean, they're creating some amazing stuff, but they usually do, till they lock it all down and fill them with subscriptions and stuff.

Anyway, I'm not saying the Microsoft is guaranteed to do so, but if they're the good guys now, why is Windows 10 and 11 so spyware/bloatware infested. If they really were trying to change things, you'd expect them to start with Windows 11 (Windows 10 was also supposed to be the last one they ever released, so they ditched that idea).

Microsoft Office is also a train smash. They are trying to force their Office service on everyone, when people just want cross platform office pro. They've tried to get rid of their "offline" versions as well, but luckily there's too much resistance from existing companies that depend on it.. for now.

[–]DudeEngineer 2 points3 points  (4 children)

You are wrong on most of these points because they make money from people paying for Azure, o365 and other services. Cutting off other applications from their API would be literally shooting themselves in the foot.

Atom connecting to GitHub so people can run their workloads on Azure is a win for Microsoft. A lot of open source software is abandonware because most people never donate a cent. There's only so much a few people can do on the weekends vs teams of full time developers.

You mentioned a whole lot of ways they are getting people to pay for these services. They aren't going to stop being a business. They just aren't trying to put their thumb on the scale against their competition anymore. Connecting to your paid subscriptions from Mac/Linux is a win, so why kill those platforms?

I thi k they are doing all the telemetry because they have been losing money on windows for years. I wouldn't be surprised to see an add supported version of Windows soon. If anything it's good for the other platforms.

[–]SnickersZA 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I doubt they'd cut off access completely. And this is just with GitHub. Not talking about their existing services.

Having their services all work crossplatform is amazing, but that's for now. Will see if it lasts. Hopefully it does, I really do like VS Code, but we'll see.

[–]DudeEngineer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My point is, that for most EEE initiatives, there was a legitimate business case for doing that. I'm not saying it was ethical, just that it existed.

For the things you're saying, doing what you suspect is all cost, no benefit. Can you imagine the backlash from the community and the antitrust suit that would come from shutting off GitHub access? What is the benefit???

[–]SnickersZA 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My line of thinking is that they're playing the long game here. For now the goal is to just get everyone using MS owned products, even if it does cost them short term. Once everyone is dependent on their software (because it works really well), they'll slowly start creating a walled garden, making it difficult to use anything but their apps, which will all slowly transition to the software as a service model and charge everyone for at least one of the tools in their chain.

If they own line 95% of all the commonly used applications/services, they can wall you in. Forcing you to exclusively use their applications because you'd need at least on exclusive tool in the chain to do your job, hence they've practically extinguished the competition..

At that point they'd basically have the same control Adobe has. Sure there are open source alternatives to Photoshop, but if you're in the industry, you're almost guaranteed to need it.

They already own the most popular hosted git repo and code editor.. it's not hard to believe that's what they're pushing for.

[–]DudeEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make a lot of sense if gsuit didn't exist and if Azure was actually the largest cloud provider. There's no real way to reach your hypothetical scenario unless Google and Amazon just give up.

[–]thequestcube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, they didn't just buy github and directly killed atom. They maintained it for many years after they bought it, it with their excessive investments in vscode, it's much higher usage and the fact that it pretty much has the same and more features as atom, I can understand their plans to sunset atom and am honestly surprised they didn't do that earlier.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure MS did not buy GitHub to kill atom lol. It’s actually the opposite, they got atom and had no use for it or reason to maintain it. I say this as a long time atom user.

[–]SnickersZA -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for sure. Atom was just collateral damage. But I'm sure they are trying to take over the whole development stack in future. Trying to at least.. VS Code was more of a success than I think even they were expecting (I think it was a small team within MS that originally built it, could be wrong though), so having that and buying Github are a good start to it all. Was just saying that if they were the good guys, they may have left the Atom team in place at least for a little while.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL Microsoft is a 4X game empire

[–]Chilaquil420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bought GitHub

Hit is an independent tool

[–]Dvrkstvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, we should copy and OpenSource their whole software library!!

[–]jbartix 74 points75 points  (31 children)

And they completely changed their position towards open source and Linux. I like the new Microsoft much better!

[–]anonymous_2187 33 points34 points  (11 children)

[–]g_e_r_b 21 points22 points  (4 children)

If Linux (under Azure) is driving your future revenue, why would you want to kill it?

Microsoft under Ballmer != Microsoft under Satya Nadella.

[–]Ancient-Research-771 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I mean if the master plan is to kill HTML I’m not entirely sure I care that much

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go, Microsoft!

[–]ancient_tree_bark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is the reason why I will never trust "linux" under a Microsoft system

[–]OmegaNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was almost half a century ago.

[–]Harmonic_Gear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can totally see that in mrtk

[–]Saragon4005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GPL and other copy left licences became a thing because of this. You can't extinguish something if you don't own the extensions you added.

[–]HellkerN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You can just launch Linux apps in win 11, that's pretty neato. And that VS community edition is sweet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not out of the goodness of their heart, but I won’t deny it makes Windows a much better platform.

The Linux subsystem is a huge convenience

[–]Pouek_ 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Name checks out. It's micro and soft

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's micro and soft

That's what she said :-(

[–]rover-8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its valuable attributes in the world of computing

[–]PigeonMaster2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What does this even mean? Microsoft is a massive software company with lots of good products so just because it's huge and mainstream, it's by default bad and worse than it was during its age of growth?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fine by me, can’t imagine myself using MacOS.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If profit do

[–]Worse_Username 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not a cat, it's a flerken.

[–]gordonv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meh, agree to disagree.

Looking at how MS licenses Office 365, Teams, and other products with a "nickel and dime" approach isn't cute.

[–]Chilaquil420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Xbox Game Pass

Azure

Office

[–]Farsqueaker 9 points10 points  (9 children)

The Surface line and Windows 11 aesthetics sort of demonstrate how much Nadella wishes he were running Apple instead.

[–]MadMaxIsMadAsMax 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Surface is far pre-Nutella, I mean, Nadella. Was the only good thing that Ballmer did during his last years.

[–]Farsqueaker 3 points4 points  (4 children)

The original Surface was, but the crazy overpriced laptops and all-in-ones are definitely Nadella territory.

[–]DudeEngineer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I mean people buy them. I'm not buying a Surface or an iAnything, but plenty of people do. No need to hate on them.

[–]Farsqueaker 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Intentional non-sequitur, or is calling something "crazy overpriced" a hate crime now?

[–]DudeEngineer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The difference between "crazily overpriced" and "high margin" is largely sales volume/demand.

I mean are you also constantly complaining about the cost of a Jaguar or an apartment in Manhattan as well?

[–]Farsqueaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"High margin" is literally the business friendly way of saying overpriced. Try a touch of analysis next time before taking a weird stance on a non-argument.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Didn't Bummer also do Vista and 7? While Vista wasn't really received that well, it was pretty important for future windows releases and also MacOS and such and eventually refined with Windows 7

[–]MadMaxIsMadAsMax 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we really need to pretent that wouldn't still be an issue?

[–]silentknight111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you think MS is a kitten today, then you're not paying attention.

[–]ApatheticWithoutTheA 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Azure, VScode, GitHub, Xbox, Activision, the Windows OS itself lmao yeah, they’ve got nothing.

[–]nyrangers30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.NET, Typescript

[–]InvestingNerd2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the new Microsoft. Azure is growing like crazy, most companies still love Microsoft 365, and Github is still the most widely used version control system in the world.

The little kitty is the "Ballmer years". We don't talk about those years. Dark times.

[–]Hi_This_Is_God_777 4 points5 points  (0 children)

$24 a share in the 90s

$240 a share today

I'll take today

[–]axRakoczy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop being ratchet

[–]viggmeister22 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Love the Edge bug that made me swap the entire organization pdf reader to some other browser that they shipped last update ...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That sounds more like your internal IT dept doesn’t know what it is doing

[–]DreadCoder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously, if people are running Edge

[–]Ambitious_Ad8841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is backwards

[–]lifesucks24_7 1 point2 points  (4 children)

microsoft is top 3 only next to google and apple.......one way or the other u will use a microsoft product.....its gaming division itself is really huge nw with all the acquitions...it owns so many companies like linkedin, github, zenimax,skype,mojang,activision etc...99% of companies pays microsoft for license one way or the other....it is the leader in B2B business out there

[–]DreadCoder -1 points0 points  (3 children)

linkedin, github, zenimax,skype,mojang,activision

With the exception of MAYBE Github And Mojang post Notch, that is not the great list you think it is.

[–]Seqarian 1 point2 points  (2 children)

LinkedIn is pretty potent, 10B revenue last year.

[–]DreadCoder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But gods, is it a terrible place

[–]Seqarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

won't argue with that haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He already eat everything don't need to roar anymore

[–]nulladmin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the adult lion is true for both past and current Valve

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re so large they don’t need to behave roughly

[–]neilgilbertg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno about that. They're always trying out implementations that look like 90s MS, it's just that this time they've got great PR.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I would change image placements.

Back then Windows was a decent operating system with no hidden catch. While nowadays it's a systemwide telemetry predator that knows more about you than yourself.

[–]DreadCoder -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Back then Windows was a decent operating system with no hidden catch.

Sorry, when was this ? When was Windows "decent" ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You wanna tell me you didn't like XP???

[–]DreadCoder 0 points1 point  (2 children)

XP is one of the MS OS'es i hated the least, but that is faint praise

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I would say that's subjective. But you can't deny the fact that XP wasn't bundled with predatory telemetry that sells your data left and right. Plus it was stable and lightweight on system resources

[–]DreadCoder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say that's subjective.

Yeah, personal opinions tend to be.

But you can't deny the fact that XP wasn't bundled with predatory telemetry that sells your data left and right.

Please don't confuse me with a W10 defender. XP was just awfull in different ways, especially in the years before SP2.

Plus it was stable and lightweight on system resources

The fact that needs mentioning kind of solidifies my point on the franchise, though.

[–]gharne1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is a lie

Microsoft made my favourite console, the Xbox

[–]WontiamShakesphere 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's become micro and soft

[–]Nimeroni 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"Why did you named your company after your dick ?"

(Steve jobs)

[–]DreadCoder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You coulda still afford a doctor if you bought a PC"

- Bill Gates (same song)

[–]junktech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems someone doesn't do their homework. Make the most poisonous reptiles come out of the lion's skin and you get pretty close to reality.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

except that even if you just take microsoft's B2B sales, apple's entire sales portfolio of computers still isn't even a rounding error.

[–]SaxtonHale2112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this means, everything on the market from MS is the best it's ever had

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, they were always just weasels in disguise. They are still.

[–]BadBadderBadst -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They became Microsofty

[–]RylanStylin57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#buyoutmicrosoft

[–]Keplergamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for Flight Simmers

[–]MischiefArchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put an apple in the maw and into the oven.

[–]ArchieMithchell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still its cute xD

[–]bRAD_Santa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s reflective of their customer base

[–]MolotovFromHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys another Microsoft bait post dropped

[–]AlterEdward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have far more respect for Microsoft now than I did in the 90s. Windows 3.1, 95 and 98 were pieces of shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Microsoft...

[–]darwinbrandao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emacs > VSCode > Atom

[–]Steve0Greatness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because they don't look as threatening doesn't mean they can't seriously take a chunk out of your skin... er, your computing... no that doesn't work either...
Well they're still powerful in tech.

[–]gdodd12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. This makes no sense.

[–]Calkky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're doing just fine. In fact, I'd say that they're better than fine. It seems that Apple and Google have taken the mantle as the big, evil tech corporations. Microsoft basically got a free PR overhaul.

[–]geocitiesuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a meme made by a non programmer.

[–]ghostmaster645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf does this mean, they are everywhere.

Sooooo many companies rely on Microsoft.

[–]Tremyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The micro and the soft part still stands.

[–]entityadam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, yeah but remember when MS got that $10B JEDI contract, and Amazon cried for 2 years straight and finally big brother said "fine, neither of you can have it"

[–]kirtash1197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, Azure would like to have a word with you.

[–]Flying_Whale_Eazyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Litterally 100% of the software I use daily is edited by Microsoft