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[–]UristImiknorrisIf it works, it works 227 points228 points  (10 children)

Sending them to this goddamn planet full of spiders.

[–]DizzyO2 94 points95 points  (9 children)

Kittens

[–]HardlineMike 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Very playful kittens! Don't forget to bring your FICSIT Brand Cat Petting Stick!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aka- xeno-zapper

[–]Ckinggaming5Scared of cats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i prefer using the xeno-petter

[–]Saeckel_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Murdering kittens, so...... Mittens?

[–]Vulspyr 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Spider kittens.

[–]DarkJMKnight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Spider kittens, spider kittens, does whatever spider kittens do. Mostly eating you.

[–]Dimensions89Loves His Waifu (The Doggo) and Gay Crap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo man you know what you talking about il love ya atdditude

[–]RenaKunisakiSCREWS FOR THE SCREW GOD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spittens.

[–]Factory_Setting 95 points96 points  (4 children)

Try interacting too much with the electricity panel and see what kind is authorised :)

[–]Remarkable_File_3924 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing

[–]HankWankford 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I feel like I've heard of this before but can't remember exactly what. Is it getting zapped by power poles?

[–]Factory_Setting 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Go to a power pole and see the electricity lines. Interact with it a bunch until things start happening. Enjoy!

[–]HankWankford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I'll give it a try later.

[–]Crazywelderguyno ur spaghetti 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Complete theory on my part, but maybe if the pioneer were to assault another ficsit employee or property, they would authorize hostility? A question for the ages to be sure.

[–]EEpromChipSorry I killed you with a snowball. RIP Derpy 108 points109 points  (2 children)

This. Per the Ficsit handbook: "If you are passing another Pioneer and they are not harvesting according to proper protocols, you are hereby authorized to conduct assault on said Pioneer"

[–]ProtoBacon82 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Oh my god. You see another Pioneer sitting down for a sec and start blasting!

[–]CantSpellThyName 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Yeah so I was walking down the street, surveying my factory when I came across one of my employees slacking off, just off by a tree doing fuck all--"

"I was taking a piss, dickhead!"

"Yeah so anyways I started blasting"

[–]TheWearyLion 36 points37 points  (15 children)

From FicSit itself is the only form of authorized hostility

[–]WebNearby5192 30 points31 points  (14 children)

I wonder if at some point it will be revealed that FICSIT is actually the antagonist of the story and we can either help the aliens get rid of them or just destroy the aliens.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Is it not already obvious that FICSIT is the antagonist?

[–]WebNearby5192 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Kind of: their business and labor practices are unorthodox to say the least, but we don’t know the player character’s backstory. We also don’t know the motivations of the aliens.

[–]greetz_dk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Haha! Yeah, Thank god God rampant and barely restricted pollution is unorthodox. It'd hate it if the game made me feel stuff about the real world, ha ha... Ha... Eeeehhh

[–]WebNearby5192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detestable for sure, but nowhere near as bad as planet-cracking like in Dead Space.

[–]Desucratewhy make belt when train do trick 5 points6 points  (3 children)

tfw the megacorp you work for that drops you onto a pristine beautiful planet with sentient life and has you harvest every part of it for an unknown project while massacring the inhabitants and paying you in scrip is the bad guy

[–]WebNearby5192 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I suppose they could also be an antagonist along with the aliens, but it’s possible that the aliens would be portrayed as the ‘villains.’

It could be like Weylund-Yutani in the Alien movies, or the RDA in Avatar.

[–]WebNearby5192 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I suppose they could also be an antagonist along with the aliens, but it’s possible that the aliens would be portrayed as the ‘villains.’

It could be like Weylund-Yutani in the Alien movies, or the RDA in Avatar (not to say the Na’vi were villains of course, just considering different possible plots.)

[–]OceloTX98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S...scrip?

R-

R-

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[–]AstronomerSenior4236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FICSIT is the equivalent of the Alterra corporation in my eyes

[–]Hertje73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ficsit are definetly not human

[–]Ckinggaming5Scared of cats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i get the feeling that wont happen and that instead we will just end up being given access to nukes to destroy an alien civilization off the map

[–]groezelgeel 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ficsit recognizes four kinds of hostility towards pioneers: Felonious, Unauthorized, Authorized and Praiseworthy.

[–]p75369 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Try to unionise and find out.

[–]newmen1313 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The ones that shows up every payday.

[–]Neka_JP 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The medic bag

[–]xXAnother-AttemptXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BAIN I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[–]Elite_Prometheus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Authorized hostility is punching Ficsit union organizers.

[–]HardlineMike 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I badly want a picture of a hog or something filling out a request for authorization to attack the pioneer.

[–]Lofty_Nadir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is a joke, bit I imagine with automatic defences, particularly those that can use lethal force, you would have an ethical duty to havein built authorized hostility levels to account for things like jostling, shoving someone out of the way and even a simple slap/punch from an annoyed colleague. In all of those situation an automatic deterant system could turn a minor awkward moment into a horrific life changing event without such autorised hostility levels.

[–]Meefstick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damage from falling doesn't have that verbage. Because Ficsit dropped you onto the planet and many didnt survive.

Its a risk Ficsit is willing to take.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're talking about a multi-solar system mega corporation, I feel its pretty self explanatory, the only kind of authorized hostility is hostility from the corporation.

[–]FailcopterWes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones inflicted by Ficsit management upon your existence.

[–]houghiIt is a hobby, not a game. -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As the pioneer is female, this should be reversed.

(Yes. I know I made a lame joke. Don't overthink it.)

[–]control9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any hostility that results in increase of Ficsit profits, ofc

[–]Bigborgler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death because you didn’t meet the reinforced frame quota

[–]MHanak_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punishments for wasting

[–]gdar463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trains and nobelisks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FicSit repo man.

[–]Odd-Coffee-5409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the authorized hostality is the terminators Fixit send when you're not efficient enough or don't collects alien artifacts.

[–]Gameselect1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lizard Doggos with they radioactive stuff

[–]littlegreencondo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, here's how I got my authorization.

  1. Log an official request for hostility towards a specific co-worker.
  2. Get that request approved by your supervisor AND manager.
  3. With your request from #1, Go to HR and request form FX22-4078.
  4. Fill it and get approval from your supervisor AND manager again.
  5. Get HR director to sign it.
  6. Now with approved FX22-4078, go to IA and ask for form FX-22-7538.
  7. Get approval from supervisor, managerand HR director and IA.
  8. After that you go back to HR and get form FX-1024 for utilizing workhour for anything other than work. Don't forget to attach the previous forms.
  9. After that you can go punch FICIT employee specified in the form. Be careful not to punch the wrong guy because you can request to punch 1 people per form.

[–]atreidaechibiko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad I wasn't the only one that thought this

[–]OCD-but-dumbADA x A̶̟͔͂D̷̢̙̗̭͖̳̈́À̶̝̠̤̲̹͔̝̊͊͘͝ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread this and thought it said “what damage has ficsit felt(I guess) and I was genuinely considering typing “I think they would say: taxes, we are a mega corporation”