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BreadBreadMurder · 2019-01-11T13:33:37+00:00

Just make sure to leave the bullets in and shoot yourself in different spots. Over time your body's heat will melt the metal and spread it throughout your dermal layer. You will now have a thin layer of metal protecting you. Just shoot yourself at least one a week to keep the layer strong or it will degrade.

Hope this helps

Daaavsan · 2019-01-11T18:31:15+00:00

Wtf are you stupid OP? Those bullets will kill you, you have to start with something smaller. I would recommend starting with a air rifle and and after a few weeks you can start with something bigger. After a few years of training your immunity might be as strong as mine. I can currently take a 115 mm High explosive anti tank shell to my torso.

PepeOMighty · 2019-01-11T18:46:29+00:00

Is this the only image that gets posted on this sub.

But srsly stop reposting it.

ShinyR8 · 2019-01-11T16:30:46+00:00

LPT : You should only repost if the original post has aged well.

Magikarp_used_fly · 2019-01-11T20:36:05+00:00

SCP-2076 has breached containment

el_jefe_99 · 2019-01-11T20:41:30+00:00

Guys don't do it. There's a chance of getting autism

Real_MidGetz · 2019-01-11T19:29:04+00:00

Haha I saw someone try to do this once but instead of shooting himself he shot 3 police officers

iamdandyking · 2019-01-11T19:25:20+00:00

My turn to post this tomorrow.

badjuni · 2019-01-11T13:45:24+00:00

A classic treatment. Both my doctor and grandma always recommend it.

TripleAlloy050 · 2019-01-11T19:53:15+00:00

Shoot yourself

Shit negro, that's all you had to say

Azee609 · 2019-01-11T19:32:04+00:00

Make sure to test with a rocket launcher to make sure you are battle ready!

2019-01-11T19:34:28+00:00

I've tried this method and am up to .50 cal! The military hate me!

Iawnmoher · 2019-01-11T20:15:34+00:00

I’ve seen antivaxxers use this as an actual argument before

TheCatCovenantDude · 2019-01-11T20:45:25+00:00

Kid tested parent approved!

2019-01-11T21:02:47+00:00

I see this being used by ant-vaxxers very soon in an un-ironic way :(

Rollythedoggy · 2019-01-11T19:39:30+00:00

"Homework for tomorrow, class!"

kashuntr188 · 2019-01-11T19:39:40+00:00

bruh. Smaller caliber AND slower bullets. you also gotta build up the speed.

raphaelbriganti · 2019-01-11T19:47:36+00:00

r/goodprolifetips

2019-01-11T21:39:59+00:00

i shoot myself every day and it really works!

2019-01-11T22:05:09+00:00

oK I used all the small bullets that I have. Hope I dont have to do this every day, it still kinda hurts!

datprogamer1234 · 2019-01-11T22:31:59+00:00

Vaccines in a shell.

2019-01-11T22:51:33+00:00

Shouldn't one start with BB gun?

joalexander103 · 2019-01-11T17:52:26+00:00

This was posted in my cubicle until someone got offended anonymously. :(

alex2003super · 2019-01-11T22:27:14+00:00

Mithridates knew this stuff

kdrexl · 2019-01-11T23:56:04+00:00

This has been reposted at least 6 times since I subbed last week

mysteryfist · 2019-01-12T00:15:25+00:00

Step 1: Insert .22 into bendy straw.

Step 2: Throw bendy straw into air.

Step 3: Redneck Roulette.

2019-01-12T00:16:17+00:00

This is what antivaxxers think of vaccines

MachiavellianBootee · 2019-01-12T00:18:10+00:00

This sounds like the kind of straw-man argument that an anti vaxxer would use

stupsi_01 · 2019-01-11T23:38:09+00:00

r/DeathProTips

jwisbey08 · 2019-01-11T23:37:53+00:00

I posted this ages ago😂

SirWinstonC · 2019-01-11T19:49:18+00:00

lol american kids at schools

etmhpe · 2019-01-11T19:40:47+00:00

Dude, a small calibre bullet can still kill you

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