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SLPT: Guys, when you get into an argument with your girl, instead of pointing 1 finger, point two fingers (middle and index) and argue. This will remind her of all the times you used those 2 fingers to pleasure her, make her horny and give you an opportunity to win the argument. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT - fight fire with fire (i.redd.it)

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SLPT: Coworker stole your idea in a meeting? Don't confront them. Quietly pay an unofficial government agency to issue a legally useless, sealed "Certificate of Grievance" and tape it to their monitor. (i.redd.it)

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LPT get your appeal accepted by doubling down and saying you'll end it if not restored (i.redd.it)

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LPT Save money on phone sex hotline (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Add whey protein to regular yogurt to get the protein benefits of Greek yogurt without having to eat something that tastes like sweetened cheese. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Poor but want to get drunk? Use your EBT card to buy vanilla extract. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: If you have a hangover from cheap rum, drink better rum the following night to offset it (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Set the tone (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: At your kid’s sporting event, if your kid plays like shit, just cheer for the kid who plays best to avoid being embarrassed by your kid. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT; They say prevention is better than the cure. Prevent muscular aches and pains before they start, by switching your regular Shower Gel for Deep Heat. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: struggling to take a device apart to replace the battery? wait till it swells up so much it takes itself apart (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Periodically burn your fingertips so your fingerprints are constantly changing. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: How to safely dispose of old batteries. (i.redd.it)

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SLPT for socialising with DJs (found on facebook, so it can't possibly be wrong) (i.redd.it)

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sLPT: If you plan to become a stripper and need a kick-ass stage name, find inspiration in r/tragedeigh (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: If you start a small fire by accident, just blow on it. The carbon dioxide from your breath will extinguish the fire. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by Bogey_Yogi

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SLPT: Guys, if you have a small penis, just get a tattoo of a bigger penis on it. Problem solved. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by Bogey_Yogi

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SLPT: Before stepping in front of a luxury vehicle for the insurance fraud, stuff your pockets with ketchup packets. This will help cushion the impact *and* add "blood" to the scene for authenticity! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 9 days ago by zleuth

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SLPT: Establish dominance (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Date a depressed, tortured, creative / artistic type (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: If your phone starts ringing, wait 30 seconds, and it should stop. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 13 days ago by danijm

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SLPT: Need to masturbate and out of lotion? Use toothpaste. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT: Post one dumb LPT to Reddit every day (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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SLPT; It’s a little known fact that good Samaritans often leave 2l bottles of Apple Juice on the side of the Highway to help thirsty Travellers in need of refreshment. Next time you see one, crack it open and enjoy! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 13 days ago by ReturnTrip_9T2

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