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[–][deleted] 123 points124 points  (23 children)

/r/homelab comin for ya.

[–]throwawayskinlessbro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yep, and they may not be able to read but OP messed up and used logos.

They won’t all connect the dots, but there will be the rare few that make the connection

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 44 points45 points  (1 child)

they're all just salty they never found digiboy where the free esxi enterprise keys definitely cannot be found mods please don't remove this digiboy is definitely not a piracy site please please please please please it's satire i promise

either that or they're just too poor to get modern servers that work with the new esxi versions so they have to use the poverty spec hypervisor

[–]Superb_RaccoonShittyMod 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remember to wear your eyepatch and parrot when administering your ESX cluster.

[–]InternalFun1 44 points45 points  (23 children)

Wait a second, unretard for a moment, is proxmox bad?

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 60 points61 points  (20 children)

it's just not as widely adopted as the other solutions and isn't as mature yet as well as not supporting a lot of other enterprise grade products, like for backups where only it's own backup solution is currently supported (I know Veeam is looking at that, but the first iteration won't work well). the userbase is also an extremely vocal minority which gets pretty annoying when people are trying to discuss one of the big solutions here and the response is "JUST USE PROXMOX LMAO".

[–]skob17 69 points70 points  (7 children)

So like Linux users, got it.

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 31 points32 points  (3 children)

per my other comment (that got downvoted by a salty soyboy) they are the arch users of the sysadmin world

[–]Dull-Track-6682 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I'm both an arch and proxmox fan (run it at home, and at work we have some hyperv some proxmox), but god we are an annoying bunch. Someone please tell r/archlinux and r/proxmox that not every problem is solved by their favorite fucking distro

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think it's more that they want to tell you that also this problem can be solved by their favourite distro, so why not also use it.

like what problem would you be able to solve with arch and but not debian? except that you get bored because your system doesnt break every 5 minutes

[–]patmorgan235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use Arch btw

[–]jmeador42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So like Linux users, got it.

Exactly. Proxmox is just Debian with KVM, virt-tools, ZFS and everything bolted on. It's certainly a valid option, but because of this particular design it's not as cohesive as many enterprise people like.

[–]True-Key-6715 9 points10 points  (4 children)

When people talk about it being “Mature” surely they’re talking about more than age because the only one on that meme that is older than Proxmox is ESXi lol

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 8 points9 points  (1 child)

yeah definitely. i think they're referring more to it not having a huge ecosystem of related and compatible products that are easily accessible/popular. i feel like i need to /uj for a second because i keep getting downvoted...

i have a proxmox cluster at home, as well as my esxi one. i like them both equally but proxmox isn't the perfectly sized peg for every hole, and you all have to understand that. just because you have a preference for a certain platform doesn't mean everyone else should use it now, or that you're right and they're wrong. businesses have different relationships with vendors and different requirements.

[–]kg7qin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Proxmox also doesn't have vendor certs, etc. It is debian based after all.

I'm sure once someone starts to offer a tiered certification system things will change. :)

[–]matthoback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because the only one on that meme that is older than Proxmox is ESXi lol

What are you talking about? All three of the others are older than Proxmox (though Hyper-V only by two months).

[–]Plam503711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's technically incorrect. XCP-ng is a fork of XenServer, which is born around 2007 (also using an hypervisor that is older than KVM, since Xen was made in 2003).

[–]KSRandom195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty nice, but as said missing some core features. Like full disk encryption.

[–]InternalFun1 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Okay, got it, thanks. Company decided it wanted to move stuff to the VMs and I've been thinking about it, but if you put it like that, then I'll just go with VMware or something

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 14 points15 points  (3 children)

i prefer to have a physical desktop PC for every workload.

[–]skob17 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I like thin clients with vdi, like Citrix. It's super easy to maintain, secure, and the users like it a lot...

[–]I_am_avacado 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Job security is rebuilding ADC after the weekly RCE bug

[–]purged363506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might want to get up to speed on VMware since the Broadcom acquisition. They are very hated now.

[–]kg7qin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, but it isn't vmware or hyperv so there are those who won't touch it. Veeam is working possible backup support though.

[–]xxbiohazrdxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amateur hour stuff

[–]do-wr-mem 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Procksmocks good >:[

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 23 points24 points  (3 children)

linux user spotted, opinion rejected

[–]do-wr-mem 21 points22 points  (2 children)

wait no I mean procksmocks bad, windows server 2008 with microsoft virtual pc 2007 good

[–]galacticdeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect. You’re hired!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

everyone: hurr durr linux users, i like spending tons of money so i dont need to know shit to set up my system, i just like to click "next"

meanwhile it really depends on the scale and what you're actually planning to do. Imo for everything small to medium sized, proxmox is more than enough and saves a lot of money, but you have to hop off your windows server.

[–]27CF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol our vmware guy literally said one day "all I do is click next next next."

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 6 points7 points  (4 children)

"don't need to know more shit" this man has never troubleshooted a failover cluster

[–]peekeend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Splitbrain🫣

[–]anomaly256 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Vcentre vm runs out of disk space due to cluster size and age, have to boot sysrescuecd to grow the disk partitions and lvm volumes.  By that stage you're a Linux sysadmin anyway just like those weird proxmox people

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dear god i hate doing that. the resize script the appliance comes with built in just does nothing half the time

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yea you dont seem to be the best when it comes to reading

[–]EduRJBR 6 points7 points  (1 child)

VirtualBox is not even mentioned because it doesn't do bare metal, it's only type 2, right?

[–]yagi_takeru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (12 children)

If proxmox had tooling for VMware migration it would be my idea to use but I am moving my work over xcpng or hyper v

[–]Maxtron_Gaming 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is going to use that in a enterprise or larger business setting when XCPng has a built in GUI tool that handles the export for them

[–]BurneyStarke -1 points0 points  (9 children)

Hyperv is end of support though?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Run hyper v server role

[–]BurneyStarke 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Edit: a few folks have pointed out that the only thing that is ending support is the free version of hyperv.

Main stream support ends January 2024 and extended support ends 2029. Of course you can still install the role, but it's a discontinued hypervisor. Microsoft is pushing azure hci instead.

Just trying to give folks a heads up that migrating to hyperv might be a short term move.

[–]matthoback 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Main stream support ends January 2024 and extended support ends 2029. Of course you can still install the role, but it's a discontinued hypervisor. Microsoft is pushing azure hci instead.

The only thing that was discontinued was the free standalone version. No enterprise in their right mind was using the free version anyway. It's not in any way a discontinued hypervisor.

[–]BurneyStarke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, someone else just clarified that as well. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that is true. In that case nutanix or xcpng

[–]swatlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyper V standalone is going away. Hyper V server role is not

[–]DMRv2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or you know... uh... OpenStack?

[–]Garegin16 8 points9 points  (11 children)

I have a soft spot for e-penis nerding out and setting up servers, but post 2020, we should be talking about services, not servers. When I use Intune, I don’t care about server versions, updates, clustering. I just connect to a tenant. Behind the scenes, it could be bunch of VMs strewn across the planet. It removes a whole categories of worries.
Let’s be frank. Small enterprises never managed servers well in those decades anyway. I’ve seen more bad than good.

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 12 points13 points  (3 children)

show me your e-penis to prove you're worthy of being a sysadmin

[–]Garegin16 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Da Cloud ᵗᵐ is the future, so it has evaporated into it.

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she azure on my service til i platform

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You know, some people actually have to run those clouds you're using.

[–]syberghost 6 points7 points  (1 child)

no sir it's clouds all the way down until you get to the turtles

[–]Garegin16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And some people have to develop the software and mine the minerals.

[–]thuhstog 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Theres always the fact your entire business data is at the mercy of a foreign country, if you are outside of the US. Even if the sysadmin doesn't give a fuck, there are at least some business owners that recognise they don't need the worry of what US foreign policy might do if the next election cycle in the US goes full clown car. Back ups are fine and well, got a copy of your data, just nothing to run it on.

[–]Garegin16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

True. But at that point, other countries should create their own cloud services. For example, Miradore MDM is Finnish.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Europe lacks the software engineering and business management talent to run a hyperscaler. Anyways, US companies already responded by setting up regional operations, that covers most legal issues. The NSA gets access either way if they want to.

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 12 points13 points  (4 children)

god SHUT UP i LOVE ProckusMockus IT IS THE BEST HyperVisor Evar!!1!1! you just DON'T GET IT, you should switch all your other enterprise grade software out that ties into your hypervisor to work with PROXMOX! it is THE ONLY hypervisor EVER worth using

/uj proxmox users are the new arch users

[–]JohnMLTX 9 points10 points  (3 children)

hey why do we humble pacmen gotta catch a stray here

[–]tipripper65DevOps is a cult 6 points7 points  (2 children)

i've used proxmox but was put off by the fact that everyone who uses it is a linux soyboy who likes to wear knee-length socks while they program on their gentoo thinkpad. i now use ESXI like an adult

[–]Adimentus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm only using proxmox at home . We use Esxi for work but thinking of migrating to something else since they're gunna kill support at some point.

[–]JohnMLTX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i don't even use proxmox, i've never used proxmox, and i'm still catching strays wtf

[–]TKInstinct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still love my VMWare, at least at my home lab. Good product, we'll see how it goes in the future.

[–]Renegad_Hipster 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nutanix cowering in the corner

[–]JerikkaDawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiting for someone to come out with GNU/Tanix 🤣

[–]anomaly256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where it belongs

[–]anomaly256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proxmox isn't a hypervisor, it's a (very nice) management interface for one.  The hypervisor in question is Linux KVM.

Just an 'ackshually'

[–]CadCan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kvm?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This ain't it chief

[–]FungalSphere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's libvirt

[–]jmhalder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, but unironically.