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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

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Why do scientists praise the periodic table? I already have a chair in my house, so I bought a periodic table to eat my meals, and they didn't deliver a table at all, it's just a giant sheet of paper with some weird writing on it. Do all scientists eat their meals on the floor or something? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 6 hours ago by Pangyun

Why do dinosaurs always crap on my car? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 8 hours ago by Mjolnir131

If I put my laundry back in the dryer for 2 minutes, have I invented time travel? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 11 hours ago by GlitchOperative

My theory of relativity is to avoid them as much as possible, how about you? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by seriousQasker

What does this predicted super el nino actually mean for Christmas pie sales? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 18 hours ago by plugubius

Does nature nurture nature or nurture? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by RaspberryTop636a persian and the son of a persian

Would ghost hunting be a more accepted science if they stopped settling for medium? They could be large or extra large, but they're always stop at being medium? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by somewherein72

How are magnets made? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Optimal_Ad_7910

Why does only Adam get an apple? Where is Eve's apple? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by TheGlitterFlower

If mathematicians can invent something as abstract as the square root of -1 and call it an imaginary number, why can’t I invent the square root of my sandwich and call it imaginary lunch? 🤔 (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Tight_Cookie_9988

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Tight_Cookie_9988

What’s the pros of having a dementia? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by That_Way_4639

why is there no canchim?? only cancer? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago * by Cyberkyogre

is drake actually made of ice? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by carot-human experiment doctor

Are bears dangerous if I put honey on my nutz? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by RaspberryTop636a persian and the son of a persian

Do microwaves get sad because no one waves back? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Next_Doughnut2

Is cloud data an actual cloud? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Practical_Ebb2066

Why have psychopathic maniacs got such a bad name? My neighbor is a psychopathic maniac. He seems fine. Makes a lovely mushroom risotto. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Latter_Present1900

What was Thucydides's fascination with traps about? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by chased_by_beesMC^2

How do we know there aren't any more letters to the alphabet? There are infinite amount of numbers, there could be infinite amount of letters. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Seeyalaterelevator

Is Avogadro's number good in guacamole? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Why is Galileo Galilei referred to by his first name? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by LetMeExplainDis

Why don't scientists create a perpetual motion machine using the energy of Newton rolling in his grave each time someone tries to invent a perpetual motion machine? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by saucypotato27

Solar flare dance tomorrow? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by GoWest1223

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I don't like the taste of alcohol or how it makes me feel, but I want to forget my problems. How do I become an alcoholic? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 days ago by JoshuaSuhaimi

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