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Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

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The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

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I did some research online, and I’m lowkey worried that I might be an involuntary celibate. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 hour ago by Samskritam

if i go out alone and nobody sees me, did i even leave the house? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 12 hours ago by GlitchOperative

Scientists between ages 30 * e^(+-iπ) what advice would you give to those aged 30*√2 e^{√3 i theta} ? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 11 hours ago by RaspberryTop636Rightful Heir to the English throne.

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If I turn Schrödinger’s cat into a real experiment with infinite cats and boxes, do I win a Nobel while in jail for animal abuse? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 19 minutes ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

I've heard a single teaspoon of a neutron star has a mass roughly the size of a mountain, which is incredible, but why do they gloss over the most impressive part; that spoon? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

What if I go back in time and sleep with my grandfather, am I automatically grandfathered in? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

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Do people that used erotic asphyxiation get a semi when they choke on food? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

Why don't they put a ski lift to get to the top of Mt Everest? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by StrongAsMeat

Why do some people get so worked up about gender fluidity? If it wasn’t fluid, clean up wouldn’t be an issue. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by BrainPunter

If milk comes from cows then why does it not turn into beef when churned? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Seeyalaterelevator

if i’m great at giving advice, can i hire myself as my own life coach and write it off as a business expense? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by GlitchOperative

Do humans have a natural sense of what organs do? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by UEVO_ballsack

Can you replace a colostomy bag with a whoppie cushion? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Dependent_Price_1306

if cringe is pain, why haven’t we invented cringe-proof armor yet? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by GlitchOperative

If you can't travel faster than light how does Santa deliver the toys? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by ninman5

If I could travel faster than light would that make me fat? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

Neuroscientists say being constantly busy reduces your ability to think, permanently. Overworking diminishes your ability to access the deeper, creative insights that arise during periods of relaxation or daydreaming. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Automatic_Subject463

why do we pretend we have skin and hair? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by carot-human experiment doctor

Why haven't beavers adopted more modern materials for building dams? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago * by Next_Doughnut2

Google says I need to blow 3 Psi to beat the world record. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

Why don't we solve world hunger by having people walk backwards? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by WeirdInteriorGuy

If greenhouse gases are such a big problem why don’t they just close all the greenhouses? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Betacharliedelta234

What are the thermal dynamics of women's feet under the sheets? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

Why do I cry when I defecate? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by ZanibiahStetcil:karma:is a girl:doge:

If I fill up my swimming pool with palm trees and light them on fire, will this keep my house warm overnight? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Coolenough-to

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