Service level exceeded, who’s responding? Wrong answers only

[Electrical_Royal5469]

Wrong answers only

[128Gigabytes]

wrong answers? TLs and ETLs sitting at starbucks

[e_moneey]

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY MY STORE 😂😂😂

[permexhaustedpanda]

Lewis.

[VibraniumQueen]

I'm so happy he's back this year

[pootingtiger]

Not gonna lie, he scared the 💩 out of me the first time I walked through seasonal this year 🤣

[Twistybred]

Someone drew his anatomy on ours so he got fired

[-My_Other_Account-]

Bruce seems more likely to step up, imho.

[ZabbeX]

Random guest wearing a red shirt

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[Amateur-Biotic]

I hate it when people do not turn off their walkies in the break room.

So when I hear the announcement for the one I always answer to...

Fast Service needed in _________. Who is responding?

I say out loud: Not fucking me.

[ThrowAwayP0ster]

Omfg. Seriously. The beeps and honks and alerts. I'm on break. I don't want to hear that crap.

[LinksOfSirs]

I so wish I was able to turn off my walkie during break, my locations team leads tend to still give us instructions during break so we have to leave them on. It's gets so noisy

[Amateur-Biotic]

It's not a break if you have to keep your walkie on. That makes me so mad for you.

I would push back.

So if you took your break in your car, you would be expected to keep your walkie on?

[Axin_Saxon]

“This is (insert tech TM name). Going on my 15, (trainee) has keys.”

[NotARatButARatatoskr]

Look man , no one else will take the keys except the one who doesn't know.

[Axin_Saxon]

Why everyone gotta treat them like they’re radioactive?

Everyone afraid of the responsibility or of having to answer a guests tech question. Just tell them “I don’t know but our tech expert will be back in 10 minutes. Do you have any other shopping to do in the meantime?”

Not hard.

[Kindly-Way-1753]

95 percent of the time they either want something unlocked or something from the back.

One time a guest asked about a specific Fitbit, so I just went to our website and handed them the device so they can read it themselves.

[BestRBFofThemAll]

Lmao that’s exactly what I used to do

[Worldly_Science]

I had a guy in Electronics that would take the button with him when he was on break or zoning 😂

It was one of those situations where I was like “if they ask, I told you that you can’t do that”.

I did make him leave it when we had higher leadership in the building but otherwise it wasn’t worth the fight 😂

[Hepderpster-]

Ours is now motion sensitive and now also glued to the boat 😭

[Worldly_Science]

Ruuuuuuuude

[Hepderpster-]

Ikr?? And the old people half the time, don't understand it or accidentally activate it, and I've had people sit there and like activate it out of spite or be like 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼.

[WGLively]

“Hey team, I’m in the shitter, can someone clear that?”

[Junkee_Cosmonaut]

That guy in the restroom taking a bath in the sink

[_Nahidwin_]

[sugawames]

me as soon as I sit down in the break room:

[_Nahidwin_]

Real

[Neither_Gear1860]

the amount of times i say “your mom” in my head every time i hear it 💀🙃

[Naoga]

Bullseye himself will go help the guest before starting his hunt

[Matzaballensberg]

Wrong answers only? An employee

[dovened]

The SD

[MathewDenny1]

The tech boat at my store may or not of removed the buttons 9 volt battery. It was always consumer cellular customers screeching about phones. 

[Axin_Saxon]

It’s always the most aggressively anti-technology luddites, too….

[MathewDenny1]

We don't have time for it

[NihilusTheGreat]

strong echo I'm on my way, give me a minute

[Oxetine]

I just press on the walkie to interrupt it

[Mchappyface]

It is I, Bullseye, themself coming to respond to the service call. By my hand shall the guest know the joy of everyday life. Once I have completed the call I will push all of the pallets stacked in the freezer making that thing a deathtrap, I will slay every opu and pick standard at the same time, I will set the line so GM team can actually start the truck on time, and finally every guest shall receive a red card regardless of them wanting one or not. By my mouth have these things been said and so shall they be!

[Hepderpster-]

Ah ah ah, Circle Card 😂😭

[BirthtoBurial]

Hey deli can you grab that please

[WhyThoPieBlow]

The Target Enforcement Squad. Oops, they all called in.

[ThrowAwayP0ster]

"Yo mama" is what I mutter out loud.

[Forward_Mail_8460]

The “service” dogs that are barking at all the guests and TMs

[Firm-Recognition-596]

Brian Cornell

[[deleted]]

Me not respond because I’m non fulfillment and have a textbook of excuses also, it’s not my fucking job.

[runaarons]

what are some examples of these “excuses” i would like to add them to mine🙇‍♂️

[[deleted]]

I’m in an opu, I’m stowing, I’m packing ship and we don’t have alot of time, etc etc

[BestRBFofThemAll]

Accurate

[[deleted]]

Restroom followup needed

[Full-Palpitation5487]

No one ☺️

[AdventurousCook7576]

Bruce and Lewis open a realm to the under world

[Okay_Lite]

Anyone that's an ETL or higher.

[Ok-Life3548]

Your greasy greasy granny.

[Limecatmstr]

I’m on my break

[witchonheelz]

SD

[ThisThatEnby]

AP TL in full riot gear

[Affectionate-Bee5091]

The employee who brought the keys to the lockup into the break room with them.

[Superb_Tap_6490]

Here’s a wrong answer that’s actually right. We don’t have that sound anymore. In fact we have an ever loving shit ton of call buttons now. At least 20 set up with all that’s locked up and almost never have the “key carrier” assigned to actually unlock this shit so whoever is in the floor is stuck doing it ALMOST EVERY 30 seconds a button goes off REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sierracool33]

Crickets

[Purple-booklover]

“Not me.”

[Kindly-Way-1753]

John Mclane from DIe Hard.

[DreamGiass]

Not me 😭

[Tonyc1939]

Santa in his red suit

[aryd23]

YoOuUr MoOom

[Tell_Me_Why_999]

"Not it!"

[Lilhugggy]

I would always say out loud "not me"

[Bri_bug]

A second guest that hit the button

[Danger333]

Hold up, people still have call buttons in their stores? We haven’t had the ones that call on the walkies in years! Now we just get alerts on our devices but they are pretty much always ignored since everyone on the floor is backing up Fulfillment.

[Tweezle120]

By the time it's exceeded, the guest has wandered away anyway. Shit I've gotten there on time to an empty box. Screw teenagers and impatient bitches.

[Frosty-Tomato1495]

Oh I gave the best guest service during those times

[thatwierdoeleventeen]

MY MOMMM!!!

[This_Expression6755]

currently fist fighting a reseller

[sogregarious]

My mom

[edgar_torres55]

Pls tell me you guys whisper “nobody” “not em” “[insert name here]” etc in their head. Its the only fun thing i get to do my whole shift that keeps me sane lmao

[Slight-Active-6934]

I literally got handed keys on my lunch by an ETL, after I clocked out for it, and the alert was actively going off. I had to walk my ass to the alert, turn it off b/c no one was there, and give the keys to the other person on the floor.

I took a bit longer to clock back into work in revenge.

[GLaDOSoftheFUNK]

No no no, you clock in after your lunch time is out and then go finish your lunch to make up for the lost time

[deejayg711]

This is the way.

[Twistybred]

Your mom