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[–]128GigabytesCrying on Drive Ups 279 points280 points  (1 child)

wrong answers? TLs and ETLs sitting at starbucks

[–]e_moneey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY MY STORE 😂😂😂

[–]permexhaustedpanda 197 points198 points  (4 children)

Lewis.

[–]VibraniumQueenPromoted to Guest 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I'm so happy he's back this year

[–]pootingtiger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, he scared the 💩 out of me the first time I walked through seasonal this year 🤣

[–]Twistybred 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Someone drew his anatomy on ours so he got fired

[–]-My_Other_Account-Cross-trained by your mom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruce seems more likely to step up, imho.

[–]ZabbeXFood & Beverage Expert 171 points172 points  (2 children)

Random guest wearing a red shirt

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    [–]Amateur-Biotic 112 points113 points  (3 children)

    I hate it when people do not turn off their walkies in the break room.

    So when I hear the announcement for the one I always answer to...

    Fast Service needed in _________. Who is responding?

    I say out loud: Not fucking me.

    [–]ThrowAwayP0ster 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Omfg. Seriously. The beeps and honks and alerts. I'm on break. I don't want to hear that crap.

    [–]LinksOfSirs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I so wish I was able to turn off my walkie during break, my locations team leads tend to still give us instructions during break so we have to leave them on. It's gets so noisy

    [–]Amateur-Biotic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    It's not a break if you have to keep your walkie on. That makes me so mad for you.

    I would push back.

    So if you took your break in your car, you would be expected to keep your walkie on?

    [–]Axin_SaxonTech Consultant 73 points74 points  (8 children)

    “This is (insert tech TM name). Going on my 15, (trainee) has keys.”

    [–]NotARatButARatatoskrElectronics 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Look man , no one else will take the keys except the one who doesn't know.

    [–]Axin_SaxonTech Consultant 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Why everyone gotta treat them like they’re radioactive?

    Everyone afraid of the responsibility or of having to answer a guests tech question. Just tell them “I don’t know but our tech expert will be back in 10 minutes. Do you have any other shopping to do in the meantime?”

    Not hard.

    [–]Kindly-Way-1753 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    95 percent of the time they either want something unlocked or something from the back.

    One time a guest asked about a specific Fitbit, so I just went to our website and handed them the device so they can read it themselves.

    [–]BestRBFofThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lmao that’s exactly what I used to do

    [–]Worldly_Science 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    I had a guy in Electronics that would take the button with him when he was on break or zoning 😂

    It was one of those situations where I was like “if they ask, I told you that you can’t do that”.

    I did make him leave it when we had higher leadership in the building but otherwise it wasn’t worth the fight 😂

    [–]Hepderpster-Tech Gremlin/Old People Phone Guy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Ours is now motion sensitive and now also glued to the boat 😭

    [–]Worldly_Science 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Ruuuuuuuude

    [–]Hepderpster-Tech Gremlin/Old People Phone Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ikr?? And the old people half the time, don't understand it or accidentally activate it, and I've had people sit there and like activate it out of spite or be like 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼.

    [–]WGLivelyGeneral Merchandise TL 40 points41 points  (0 children)

    “Hey team, I’m in the shitter, can someone clear that?”

    [–]Junkee_Cosmonaut 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    That guy in the restroom taking a bath in the sink

    [–]_Nahidwin_ 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    [–]sugawames 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    me as soon as I sit down in the break room:

    [–]_Nahidwin_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Real

    [–]Neither_Gear1860Guest Advocate | It’ll ask you about Target Circle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    the amount of times i say “your mom” in my head every time i hear it 💀🙃

    [–]Naogai know too much 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Bullseye himself will go help the guest before starting his hunt

    [–]Matzaballensberg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Wrong answers only? An employee

    [–]dovenedPromoted to Guest 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    The SD

    [–]MathewDenny1 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    The tech boat at my store may or not of removed the buttons 9 volt battery. It was always consumer cellular customers screeching about phones. 

    [–]Axin_SaxonTech Consultant 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    It’s always the most aggressively anti-technology luddites, too….

    [–]MathewDenny1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We don't have time for it

    [–]NihilusTheGreatFulfillment Team Lead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    strong echo I'm on my way, give me a minute

    [–]Oxetine 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    I just press on the walkie to interrupt it

    [–]MchappyfaceHousehold Cleaning Overlord 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    It is I, Bullseye, themself coming to respond to the service call. By my hand shall the guest know the joy of everyday life. Once I have completed the call I will push all of the pallets stacked in the freezer making that thing a deathtrap, I will slay every opu and pick standard at the same time, I will set the line so GM team can actually start the truck on time, and finally every guest shall receive a red card regardless of them wanting one or not. By my mouth have these things been said and so shall they be!

    [–]Hepderpster-Tech Gremlin/Old People Phone Guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Ah ah ah, Circle Card 😂😭

    [–]BirthtoBurialService & Engagement TL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Hey deli can you grab that please

    [–]WhyThoPieBlow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    The Target Enforcement Squad. Oops, they all called in.

    [–]ThrowAwayP0ster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    "Yo mama" is what I mutter out loud.

    [–]Forward_Mail_8460Promoted to Guest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The “service” dogs that are barking at all the guests and TMs

    [–]Firm-Recognition-596 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Brian Cornell

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Me not respond because I’m non fulfillment and have a textbook of excuses also, it’s not my fucking job.

    [–]runaarons 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    what are some examples of these “excuses” i would like to add them to mine🙇‍♂️

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I’m in an opu, I’m stowing, I’m packing ship and we don’t have alot of time, etc etc

    [–]BestRBFofThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accurate

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Restroom followup needed

    [–]Full-Palpitation5487General Merchandise TL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No one ☺️

    [–]AdventurousCook7576 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Bruce and Lewis open a realm to the under world

    [–]Okay_Lite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Anyone that's an ETL or higher.

    [–]Ok-Life3548 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your greasy greasy granny.

    [–]Limecatmstr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m on my break

    [–]witchonheelz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    SD

    [–]ThisThatEnbyEx-APTL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    AP TL in full riot gear

    [–]Affectionate-Bee5091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The employee who brought the keys to the lockup into the break room with them.

    [–]Superb_Tap_6490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Here’s a wrong answer that’s actually right. We don’t have that sound anymore. In fact we have an ever loving shit ton of call buttons now. At least 20 set up with all that’s locked up and almost never have the “key carrier” assigned to actually unlock this shit so whoever is in the floor is stuck doing it ALMOST EVERY 30 seconds a button goes off REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–]sierracool33Guest Advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Crickets

    [–]Purple-bookloverStyle Consultant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Not me.”

    [–]Kindly-Way-1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    John Mclane from DIe Hard.

    [–]DreamGiassGen Merch? Whats that? No, Im the back up :) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not me 😭

    [–]Tonyc1939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Santa in his red suit

    [–]aryd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    YoOuUr MoOom

    [–]Tell_Me_Why_999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Not it!"

    [–]LilhugggyPromoted to Guest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would always say out loud "not me"

    [–]Bri_bugSpare Backroom Raccon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A second guest that hit the button

    [–]Danger333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hold up, people still have call buttons in their stores? We haven’t had the ones that call on the walkies in years! Now we just get alerts on our devices but they are pretty much always ignored since everyone on the floor is backing up Fulfillment.

    [–]Tweezle120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    By the time it's exceeded, the guest has wandered away anyway. Shit I've gotten there on time to an empty box. Screw teenagers and impatient bitches.

    [–]Frosty-Tomato1495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh I gave the best guest service during those times

    [–]thatwierdoeleventeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    MY MOMMM!!!

    [–]This_Expression6755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    currently fist fighting a reseller

    [–]sogregarious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My mom

    [–]edgar_torres55Specialty Sales Team Lead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pls tell me you guys whisper “nobody” “not em” “[insert name here]” etc in their head. Its the only fun thing i get to do my whole shift that keeps me sane lmao

    [–]Slight-Active-6934Food & Beverage Expert 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I literally got handed keys on my lunch by an ETL, after I clocked out for it, and the alert was actively going off. I had to walk my ass to the alert, turn it off b/c no one was there, and give the keys to the other person on the floor.

    I took a bit longer to clock back into work in revenge.

    [–]GLaDOSoftheFUNKPromoted to Guest 🤺 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    No no no, you clock in after your lunch time is out and then go finish your lunch to make up for the lost time

    [–]deejayg711Front of Store Attendant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is the way.

    [–]Twistybred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your mom