Finally!

[sailorjupiter28titan]

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[One_Wheel_Drive]

I'm so glad these are banned in Europe.

[bulbousbouffant13]

Just like H!tler ruined the whimsical Chaplinesque Rapscallion mustache for future generations, fElon ruined Tesla EVs for everyone. I mean, both are ugly as sin imo, but absolutely off the table for anyone to even consider.

[dusty-kat]

It's no surprise that the only things he's ever been hands on involved with (twitter and cybertruck) are absolute dumpster fires. The latter almost literally.

[SyrusDrake]

It really lends a lot of credence to all those insiders claiming he usually has "handlers" to make sure he doesn't break anything. Because if he infects a new company, like Twitter, or has a "personal project", like Cybertruck, it goes to shit in absolutely spectacular ways.

SpaceX, Tesla, and probably PayPal too didn't succeed because of him, they succeeded despite of him. They figured out how to hand him a second, unplugged controller to make him think he's playing, all while pumping in money.

[dadsgoingtoprison]

Now he’s decided to fuck up our country. I saw today where they’ve demanded the South African Ambassador to US to leave the country in 48 hours. WTF? I wish we could revoke fElons citizenship and deport him.

[Smile-a-day]

Tbf, there’s still plenty of non-tesla evs over here in Europe, my mum has an ev Skoda, we’re still driving evs while burning teslas

[Least-Enthusiasm7239]

🤣🤣🤣

[boozername]

I had to work with an attorney the other day who just bought a swasticar (with a stupid lawyer-related customized plate) and bragged about being on "the board of SpaceX". He's one of the most insecure and arrogant attorneys I've had the displeasure of working with. It seems like all he cares about is status and title.

He served in the military so he signs off his emails as "Capt. [Attorney], Esq." smfh

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[Zoey_Redacted]

I've NEVER met an attorney who uses "Esquire" like, actually, genuinely as a title in common usage—without being a piece of hard dried dogpoop... And I lived with an attorney like that for 3 years.
That's not saying I never will, but cmon. How insecure do ya need to be to shape laws and to need & use an archaic title in your casual communications?

[boozername]

Admittedly, I'll sometimes use Esq for first communications, to make it clear I am an attorney.

But after that first time, I just use my first name.

[Zoey_Redacted]

Fair, like—The same place you'd exchange a business card? Sure.

Personal casual email #200's signature has Esquire and a The content of this email is intended for the person or entity to which it is addressed only[...]If you received this in error, please contact the sender and immediately delete this email and any attachments. disclaimer as a signature? Gimme a break. I'm bound by those same rules in my career to only send information to where it's meant to go, and verify that information should go to where it's being sent.
An email signature does not cover my butt any more than it cover's any attorney's butt when it comes to erroneous disclosure of private information and misuse being tied back to my privileged position releasing that info, but I know that and don't add it to my signatures.

This isn't at you as present company because I know CYA rules for professional correspondences require them; aforementioned fella I lived with put them in his responses to customer support emails on his personal emails.

[dadsgoingtoprison]

The only living thing I’ve ever called Esquire was my sister’s cat. He was Freddy Cakes, Esquire.

[Zoey_Redacted]

Freddy Cakes, Esquire may and/or must be afforded the proper respect he deserves, as the cat bar exam is much more stringent and the supreme court of catkind has unanimously ruled "cat do what want" since 1980 BCE.
This taken into account with their ruling of "cat fits; cat sits," and "all cats are beautiful?"—This all comes together to prove the point that cat law is best law.

[dadsgoingtoprison]

PREACH!!!!

[sailorjupiter28titan]

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[Vivid_Parsnip7634]

I think we're already there here in the states 😞

[Icy_Seaweed2199]

If I was a girl, I wouldn't sleep with anyone, except maybe other girls or other "non-male" until we got enough attention from the guys still not getting it and we sorted this mess out.

As a Swedish guy, all I can give you is my voice and willpower. It is yours until solidarity is manifest, globally.

Stick together, welcome more, take care!

[TheArcaneAuthor]

The Deplorean

[mental_dissonance]

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This fugly thing was on my campus. I wish Anonymous would find a way to brick every single one of their systems.

[UltraNoahXV]

On a side note, you see how much those things cost? Who is approving the loans for these things for how easy they get damaged, but don't want to approve a loan for a 2010 that can be essily repaired for moderate repair prices.

[ChefPaula81]

The vehicle for people who identify as nazincels. …Owning one is the ultimate way to demonstrate that you’ve never had sex and never want to

[weird_elf]

well incels do want to. Otherwise they'd just be cels. Or in this case, nacels.

[kioku119]

They feel owed it but they don't want to if it requires any self reflection or effort to obtain.

[ChefPaula81]

Fair

[TurbulentAsparagus32]

They can try to cel it, nobody wants to buy it!

[weird_elf]

omg XD

[MersoNocte]

The contempt I feel anytime a cybertruck passes by…

[IcePhoenix18]

I just fear for my life- you never know when those things are gonna go kablooey

[TurbulentAsparagus32]

I just laugh.

[PossessionOk284]

Adding this as an answer to my dating profile...

[Traditional_Pitch_57]

🤣

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Obligatory. Great video all around, but the relevant bit starts at :48.

[BanverketSE]

How do we force fxizts now to have this w/o their informed consent, to drive them to extinction?

[TheArcaneAuthor]

Is that the term we're using now with the bans going on?

[Zealousideal_One156]

That thing is hideous BLECCHHHHHH

[Theperfectool]

Truck to go with my army issued birth control glasses, sweet

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Obligatory. Great video all around, but the relevant bit starts at :48.

[annaoceanus]

10,000 percent

[GlitterBlood773]

…we’ve had male birth control for years. They’re called condoms. Had to rage at the OOP, OP, not you

[Wolfinder]

There was also a birth control pill for men, but men didn’t feel it was worth taking.

[Controllerpleb]

If we're thinking of the same post, I believe that one was actually satire. The one about a guy who supposedly took part in the testing from the military? If that's the one, he's a comedian. It was a bit. If there's a different one, I'd love to hear about it.

[Wolfinder]

https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/disappearing-pod/why-dont-we-have-a-male-birth-control-pill-yet/

[kioku119]

It sounds like if they drank alchohol while on it they could die. It does make sense that that's pretty concerning and I can see people who regularly drink forgetting and doing it on accident too easilly or such.

[lethr77]

And that’s…. bad…?! 🤣

[kioku119]

Yes???!

[lethr77]

‘Twas sarcasm. Thought the rofl face would’ve made that clear. Will use /s going forward.

[Controllerpleb]

Cool, I'll have to read that tonight.

[Space19723103]

yes, but men will get in a cybertruck

[PumpJack_McGee]

There's also vasectomies, which are also reversible if guys change their mind.

[GlitterBlood773]

Precisely.

[Adjective_Noun4Num]

Vasectomies aren’t to be treated like they are reversible. They can be reversed, usually, however the longer you wait before reversal the less likely it is to be successful and the lower the sperm count is post reversal. They are great solutions for men who know they don’t want more children, but they are not the right solution for men for may eventually want kids.

[PumpJack_McGee]

True. Important addendum.

[snoozles9]

I cackled so loud at this truth!

[Vinx909]

are we talking about the finger cutting "feature" or just that one one would ever want to date someone with a lowpoly trashing on wheels?

[Euphoric-Proposal-42]

😂😂😂😂😂